Yer rabit has been roamin all over France and Spain, and now back in
London.  Venturin out from the latest parish placement to find
internet access, I has found a pub where there is reasonably priced
beer and free wireless internet.  Unfortunately, a place with cheap
beer also attracts the kind of parents who sit there drinkin all
afternoon with their cryin kids in prams who get clipped round the ear
every so often and told to F-in shut up.  A little girl of about six
just got a smack round the head because she didn't like her pub food.
"Eat it or you're not goin to yer F-in swimmin club tomorrow!"

I don't want to be here any longer.  I'm postin this, signin off and
goin home.  This doesn't happen in France.  This doesn't happen in
Spain.  In all my rabit roamin, the most depressin moment is the
return to this strange country...  How primitives we is...

Scatterbunny burbled:

>Yer rabit has been roamin all over France and Spain, and now back in
>London.  Venturin out from the latest parish placement 

Who twisted their arms?

F-in snip

>In all my rabit roamin, the most depressin moment is the
>return to this strange country...  How primitives we is...

I went around Europe once and just loved getting back here. On the
ferry heading towards England the attitude of the workers improved.
They smiled - and could speak English.
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Sheel wirritied:

> >Venturin out from the latest parish placement
>
> Who twisted their arms?

Bluddy cheek!  All the parishes queuin up to invite the rabit chaplin
had to submit a list of ten things wot would be most pleasin to
rabits, and this parish won hands down.  I has got a big room wot is
mine, nobody else's when I goes away and comes back; and a big
bathroom with a proper shower, with a furry mat and stuff; I has got
my own last bit of the staircase with its own light; there's no rent
and I submits my shoppin receipts to get my rabit food money back; he
cooker has a fan extractor wot goes at two speeds, and I has been
playin with that incessantly since arrivin (even when not cookin); and
all I has to do is open the church door for Mass, stick the wafers in
the bowl ready for bein magicked into the Body of Christ (I'll be
learnin how to do that for four years), and make the occasional cup of
tea.  Brilliant.


> I went around Europe once and just loved getting back here.

Who let you back in...?

~..~
(  '  )  Hee hee

Scatterbunny warbled...
> Bluddy cheek!  All the parishes queuin up to invite the rabit chaplin
> had to submit a list of ten things wot would be most pleasin to
> rabits, and this parish won hands down.  I has got a big room wot is
> mine, nobody else's when I goes away and comes back; and a big
> bathroom with a proper shower, with a furry mat and stuff; I has got
> my own last bit of the staircase with its own light; there's no rent
> and I submits my shoppin receipts to get my rabit food money back; he
> cooker has a fan extractor wot goes at two speeds, and I has been
> playin with that incessantly since arrivin (even when not cookin); and
> all I has to do is open the church door for Mass, stick the wafers in
> the bowl ready for bein magicked into the Body of Christ (I'll be
> learnin how to do that for four years), and make the occasional cup of
> tea.  Brilliant.
> 
How long will you be in this paradise?
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Scatterbunny wrote:
> Sheel wirritied:
> 
>>> Venturin out from the latest parish placement
>> Who twisted their arms?
> 
> Bluddy cheek!  All the parishes queuin up to invite the rabit chaplin
> had to submit a list of ten things wot would be most pleasin to
> rabits, and this parish won hands down.  I has got a big room wot is
> mine, nobody else's when I goes away and comes back; and a big
> bathroom with a proper shower, with a furry mat and stuff; I has got
> my own last bit of the staircase with its own light; there's no rent
> and I submits my shoppin receipts to get my rabit food money back; he
> cooker has a fan extractor wot goes at two speeds, and I has been
> playin with that incessantly since arrivin (even when not cookin); and
> all I has to do is open the church door for Mass, stick the wafers in
> the bowl ready for bein magicked into the Body of Christ (I'll be
> learnin how to do that for four years), and make the occasional cup of
> tea.  Brilliant.
> 
> 
>> I went around Europe once and just loved getting back here.
> 
> Who let you back in...?
> 
> ~..~
> (  '  )  Hee hee
Does a roamin rabit have a Romen nose ?

Scatterbunny burbled:

>Sheel wirritied:

>> I went around Europe once and just loved getting back here.
>
>Who let you back in...?
>
>~..~
>(  '  )  Hee hee

<slap>
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dennis@fake burbled:

>Scatterbunny wrote:

>> ~..~
>> (  '  )  Hee hee
>Does a roamin rabit have a Romen nose ?

Yeah - it roams all over his face.
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Dennis wrottied:

> Does a roamin rabit have a Romen nose ?

No, we gets presentied with the Roman nosies after doin the first year
of pholisophies, then the second year of sheep badnagin (see Ezekiel
34:3) is a good opportunity to adjust the elastic on the nosies before
preachin and stuff, which requires clear enunciation.

It's all cleverly worked out, you know.

~..~
(  '  )

Bev questied:

> > cooker has a fan extractor wot goes at two speeds, and I has been
> > playin with that incessantly since arrivin (even when not cookin)
>
> How long will you be in this paradise?

Prolly just until I blows the fuse on the fan extractor.  Acherly,
it's an open-ended arrangement.  (That's the placement, not the fan
extractor, although, on second thoughts if the fan extractor wasn't
open ended it wouldn't work very well, so it applies to both.)

Rabit runs to silver in the rabit v. horse Olympid event: http://www.google.co.uk/

~..~
(  '  )

Scatterbunny burbled:

>Dennis wrottied:
>
>> Does a roamin rabit have a Romen nose ?
>
>No, we gets presentied with the Roman nosies after doin the first year
>of pholisophies, then the second year of sheep badnagin (see Ezekiel
>34:3) is a good opportunity to adjust the elastic on the nosies before
>preachin and stuff, which requires clear enunciation.
>
>It's all cleverly worked out, you know.

Will you be sent to England to practise?
We get Romans in the summer who can't speak a word of English. Some of
their pronunciation is hysterical.
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Scatterbunny burbled:


>Rabit runs to silver in the rabit v. horse Olympid event: http://www.google.co.uk/

Pull the horse's ankles like the Russian swimmer did to our gurls.
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I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Scatterbunny burbled:

>Bev questied:
>
>> > cooker has a fan extractor wot goes at two speeds, and I has been
>> > playin with that incessantly since arrivin (even when not cookin)

Gasman has just left - 5th visit this hols.

I thought the thermostat in the room wasn't working, but I explained
what was happening so well bloke worked out the timer upstairs wasn't
sending a signal to the thermostat downstairs. I would have thought it
was the other way around.

I hope he's fixed it. I would have been coming home to a cold house
this term - can I make that next term?
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Shin bone: A device for finding furniture.

Sheel burbled:

>Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)
>
>Shin bone: A device for finding furniture.

I've got a dark blue bruise inside my forearm. I don't remember
hitting it on anything.
With the gardening scratches on my arms I'll be sectioned soon.
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Sheel questied:

> Will you be sent to England to practise?
> We get Romans in the summer who can't speak a word of English. Some of
> their pronunciation is hysterical.

Well of corse, but yer rabit chaplin will be placed in Southwark
Archdiocese, as wot has been explainied, ad nauseum on pervious
occasions, so unless you convinces yer bishop to put in a special
appeal to my bishop - and should my bishop be exasperated with rabits
you may have some successies - it's unlikely I'll be rabiting in a
pulpit near you.

Anyway, returnin to the sheep badnagin question, wot was the hole
point of our interest....

Of course, these days, unlike the Old Testamental times, you has the
llamas, wot God introduced late into the world, as I understand it, as
you never see pictures of them goin in two-by-twos into Noah’s big
boat.  Obviously, llamas was one of the Almighty’s afterthorts, like
He brought ant-eaters in when Moses and everyone got fed up with ants
ruinin their picnics while they was doin the roamin in the desert and
God said enuff’s enuff, yer little blighters, or almighty words to
that effect, and added long-snouted anti-ant aminals to his Almighty
Spring Catalogue that year.

Rabit doesn’t know wot year it was, but presumably we will get given
all those sorts of details durin the proper formation for rabit
priests.  As it’s Rome, they prolly knows all the right dates of
stuff, and that’s one of the portant dates you’d expect them to know
about, so you can quote it when Professor Richard Dawkins goes off on
one (e.g. sayin somethin stupid like ant-eaters evolved out of big
mammals without long snouts wot just stood around waitin to get a long
snout so they could get on with the job), and make him look really
ignoriant.

Sorry.  Totally forgotten the point now.  Let us pray.

Oh yes, llamas was introduced so they could look after the sheep, as
they has long necks and can look over the hedges and see the wolf
coming along doin the stealthy creepin.  Llamas is found mainly in
Kent but also for some reason they has become popular in the Andes
where there aren’t any sheep to look after.  Another indication that
they is one of the Almighty’s afterthorts is that Ezekiel only
mentions badnagin of sheep (34:3), and the proper technique for
badnagin llamas doesn’t get a look in.  You can’t blame Ezekiel for
this, as God had not brought llamas in yet.

Complicated stuff, theology, innit?  Until you does a bit of clever
thinkin about it, you might think it was a complete load of tosh.
Luckily, you has a rabit chaplin to work it all out, and I know you is
all very grateful. Apart from Sheel, wot is prolly not grateful cause
a rabit is not goin to preach on these matters in a pulpit near her.

~..~
(  ‘  ) rabitpenthousesuite@vatican.com

Scatterbunny warbled...
> Bev questied:
> 
> > > cooker has a fan extractor wot goes at two speeds, and I has been
> > > playin with that incessantly since arrivin (even when not cookin)
> >
> > How long will you be in this paradise?
> 
> Prolly just until I blows the fuse on the fan extractor.  Acherly,
> it's an open-ended arrangement.  (That's the placement, not the fan
> extractor, although, on second thoughts if the fan extractor wasn't
> open ended it wouldn't work very well, so it applies to both.)
> 
I is confustigated then. I thort you wus orf to Rome.
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Sheel warbled...
> I hope he's fixed it. I would have been coming home to a cold house
> this term - can I make that next term?
> 
YOu can come home to a cold house this term and next term if you like. 
Just do the same as me and don't bother switching the heating on until 
you get there. (I never know what time I'm going to get in so I don't 
set the timer. It only takes a couple of minutes to get cosy once I'm 
home anyway).
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Sheel warbled...
> I've got a dark blue bruise inside my forearm. I don't remember
> hitting it on anything.
Prolly hurt it when you hurt your eblow[sic], but the pain of one meant 
you didn't notice the other.
> With the gardening scratches on my arms I'll be sectioned soon.
> 
I broke several fnigernails[also sic] clearinhg out my box room.

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Bev warbled...
> clearinhg
> 
not sic. Just a nerror
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Bev worpitried:

> > Prolly just until I blows the fuse on the fan extractor.  Acherly,
> > it's an open-ended arrangement.  (That's the placement, not the fan
> > extractor, although, on second thoughts if the fan extractor wasn't
> > open ended it wouldn't work very well, so it applies to both.)
>
> I is confustigated then. I thort you wus orf to Rome.

Yes, rabits don't explain things well.  It's in the nature of rabits.
I mean it's an open-endied situation as a home base to come back to
from roamin to Rome, when I comes roamin back durin the breaks.  We
has to have a home base in the diocese.  So I can come back in the
holidays to play with the extractor fan.

~..~
(  '  )

Sheel complainied:

> I've got a dark blue bruise inside my forearm. I don't remember
> hitting it on anything.
> With the gardening scratches on my arms I'll be sectioned soon.

If you can make convincin sheep noises I'll practise some badnagin on
you, as there's only a small difference between a sheep and a sheel.
Then when I get into the second year in Rome I can say I has done some
sheel badnagin already, wot's close to sheep badnagin, and they will
prolly put me in the advanced class.

~..~
(  '  )

Scatterbunny burbled:

>Sheel questied:
>
>> Will you be sent to England to practise?

>Noah’s big
>boat.  

I like that song.

<various snips>

>Sorry.  Totally forgotten the point now.  Let us pray.

<sheel hands Scatters the weedkiller>

>Complicated stuff, theology, innit?  

<sits up with a jerk>

Er... oh issit... sorry I'd lost the will to live by this point.
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Bev burbled:

> Sheel warbled...
>> I hope he's fixed it. I would have been coming home to a cold house
>> this term - can I make that next term?
>> 
>YOu can come home to a cold house this term and next term if you like. 
>Just do the same as me and don't bother switching the heating on until 
>you get there. (I never know what time I'm going to get in so I don't 
>set the timer. It only takes a couple of minutes to get cosy once I'm 
>home anyway).

I like walking in to a warm house.
I draw the line at leaving the hot water on to make the heating come
on, which is what was happening.
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"Sheel"  wrote in message 
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> Sheel burbled:
>
>>Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)
>>
>>Shin bone: A device for finding furniture.
>
> I've got a dark blue bruise inside my forearm. I don't remember
> hitting it on anything.

I've got a painful bruise like small lump on my left palm.  I also cannot 
remember doing anything to cause it [which doesn't mean I didn't!].  If it 
doesn't go away soon I will have to go and have it looked at.

> With the gardening scratches on my arms I'll be sectioned soon.

Should be doing more gardening soon - a friend and I have applied for an 
allotment.  Should be fun, two middle aged women with arthritis having a 
full size allotment!

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It's pointless to try and discuss ethics with a spider.

Bev burbled:

> Sheel warbled...
>> I've got a dark blue bruise inside my forearm. I don't remember
>> hitting it on anything.
>Prolly hurt it when you hurt your eblow[sic], but the pain of one meant 
>you didn't notice the other.

It's the other arm though.

I nearly went a over t when I went to buy a pair of jogging trousers
today. Luckily I was near a grabbable railing.

>> With the gardening scratches on my arms I'll be sectioned soon.
>> 
>I broke several fnigernails[also sic] clearinhg out my box room.

I've cleared out a lot of cupboards this hols. I've really caught up
with stuff that I'd left for a year cos of the long stories. I'll hit
the garage on Friday and that's it mostly.
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Scatterbunny burbled:

>Sheel complainied:
>
>> I've got a dark blue bruise inside my forearm. I don't remember
>> hitting it on anything.
>> With the gardening scratches on my arms I'll be sectioned soon.
>
>If you can make convincin sheep noises I'll practise some badnagin on
>you, 

mint sauce?

>as there's only a small difference between a sheep and a sheel.
>Then when I get into the second year in Rome I can say I has done some
>sheel badnagin already, wot's close to sheep badnagin, and they will
>prolly put me in the advanced class.
>
>~..~
>(  '  )
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"Scatterbunny" proclaimed

 it's unlikely I'll be rabiting in a
pulpit near you.

As you will, presumably, be giving a sermon from the pulpit, did you 
*really* mean to say that?

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Sheel wented:

><sits up with a jerk>

Who are you sharing that sofa with?
-- 
greebs

greeboe burbled:

>Sheel wented:
>
>><sits up with a jerk>
>
>Who are you sharing that sofa with?

Someone who seems to have a castle under his arm.
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Scatterbunny warbled...
> Bev worpitried:
> 
> > > Prolly just until I blows the fuse on the fan extractor.  Acherly,
> > > it's an open-ended arrangement.  (That's the placement, not the fan
> > > extractor, although, on second thoughts if the fan extractor wasn't
> > > open ended it wouldn't work very well, so it applies to both.)
> >
> > I is confustigated then. I thort you wus orf to Rome.
> 
> Yes, rabits don't explain things well.  It's in the nature of rabits.
> I mean it's an open-endied situation as a home base to come back to
> from roamin to Rome, when I comes roamin back durin the breaks.  We
> has to have a home base in the diocese.  So I can come back in the
> holidays to play with the extractor fan.
> 
> ~..~
> (  '  )
> 
Oh. I wonder if you will have a detractor fan when you is in Rome.
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Sheel warbled...
> I like walking in to a warm house.
> I draw the line at leaving the hot water on to make the heating come
> on, which is what was happening.
> 
I have instant hot water when I need it and only when I need it.
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Sheel sat up with a jerk and wirritied:

> Er... oh issit... sorry I'd lost the will to live by this point.

Ah, well that's exactly where we can help you, because you have this
for all Eternity, accordin to the Good News wot we has had revealied.
Good innit?

~..~
(  '  )

Bev werfitted:

> Oh. I wonder if you will have a detractor fan when you is in Rome.

I expect we will have loadsa detractors in Rome.  The main thing is to
keep yer head above water and if you gets chucked in a dungeon with
the Inquisition and that, keep whistlin "Look on the bright side of
life..."

Well, that's the advice my director of vocations has given me, and I
trusts it fully.

~..~
(  '  )

On Aug 20, 7:44 pm, Scatterbunny wrote:
> Sheel sat up with a jerk and wirritied:
>
> > Er... oh issit... sorry I'd lost the will to live by this point.
>
> Ah, well that's exactly where we can help you, because you have this
> for all Eternity, accordin to the Good News wot we has had revealied.
> Good innit?
> (  '  )

Sorry folks am googlegroping till i get back to my computer.

Scatters were you in the vacinity of Baker Street today as me and my
newphew saw a man with a stick and a ruckshell with shells attatched.
He looked a bit like you too!
i chickened out from shouting 'Hi Scatterbunny!'

Jennie

Jennie wented:
>Scatters were you in the vacinity of Baker Street today as me and my
>newphew saw a man with a stick and a ruckshell with shells attatched.
>He looked a bit like you too!

You had better be careful. Didn't your mummy warn you about men with
ruckshells? They can be very sinister things. There was a big notice at
the ferry terminal saying that all ruckshells had to be searched to make
sure they didn't have extra shells. Maybe the feller you saw was an
escaped waxwork?
-- 
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Jennie wortried:

> Scatters were you in the vacinity of Baker Street today as me and my
> newphew saw a man with a stick and a ruckshell with shells attatched.
> He looked a bit like you too!
> i chickened out from shouting 'Hi Scatterbunny!'

I wasn't nowhere near Baker Street, acherly, and I don't permanently
walk round with a stick and a rucsack with shells attached.  I only do
that sort of thing when walkin to Santiago.  What you prolly saw was
someone doin a re-enactment of the rabit's famous walk wot has become
legend.  (But obviously not a good re-enactment, as I didn't go down
Baker Street wot is not on the Way of St James.)

~..~
(  '  )