There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by
hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If your
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via an
means DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life
completely!!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two
good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote know as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

--
Nick

Warning! Random Sig Alert!

Try to keep things in perspective. Fifty years from now, kids in history
classes will be yawning over what panics us today. - Unknown