Just been sent this and hope you will find it as amusing as I did.

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was
invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked
Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was
astonished to see that President Clinton had a fancy
gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the
urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am president, I
could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do
something that self-indulgible!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of
the White House, she told Hillary  how impressed
George had been at his discovery of the fact that in
the President's private bathroom, the President had a
gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready
for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "By the way, I found
out who peed in your saxophone."

Alec