Is this Supa...:-P

 
  There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon 
  entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have 
  sinned." 

  The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." 

  The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate 
  love to me seven times." 

  The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons 
   into a glass and then drink the juice." 

  The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" 

  The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

Last one...

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for 
  company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest 
   and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for 
  the 
   poor creature?" 

  Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for 
  an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, 
  and 
   there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for 
  the 
  creature." 

  Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father.  Do ya 'think $5,000 is 
   enough to donate to them for the service?" 

  Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya 
   tell me the dog was Catholic?