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date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:35:50 +0000 (UTC),
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Cock in ass Scotsman
Aye, so wit if a im a man??? Miybe you should jist shut it, ORIGHT!!!!!!!!
Your pure gittin oan ma tits likes! So you have a £600,000 house and you
have many children at 26, do me a favour and fuck off and get a life you sad
bastard. Stick to playing with your train sets and action men you fucking
little spunklet! P.s. Research who Walter Mitty is! ha ha.
date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:35:50 +0000 (UTC)
author: Big Mental Davy
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
>"Big Mental Davy"
>
Oooooh....shit, I better run, and hide!!! Baha.
> Aye, so wit if a im a man???
So wit???
English dear David, Please.
> Miybe you should jist shut it, ORIGHT!!!!!!!!
Miybe? Jist? ORIGHT?
OK little Davie, try and focus, pay attention, and you should manage a few
coherent strings.
> Your pure gittin oan ma tits likes!
Oh dear, this is getting harder and harder to understand...
> So you have a £600,000 house and you
£400,000 actually.
> have many children at 26,
1 actually.
> do me a favour and fuck off and get a life you sad bastard.
Not a chance, YOU climb back under the smelly rock you crawled from, you
disgusting lowlife braindead clueless maggot.
> Stick to playing with your train sets and action men you fucking little
> spunklet!
Spunklet? :)
> P.s. Research who Walter Mitty is! ha ha.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mitty
Bye for now little Davie, have fun! Don't stay awat too long...gets awful
quiet and boring in here without you :)
OH SHIT!! I almost forgot, a wee update for you!
sKiTzO Belinda Dewar Muir Ebba Masterson Himshe Heher Can't cook, won't cook
Big mental Davie !!!!!
For everyone else, there are a few shortened versions:
I prefer: "Cuntface" however, any of the following can indeed apply:
- Tranny
- Himshe
- Heher
- Autistico
- sYkOmOfO
- Creep
- Wierdo
Badass.
date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:20:11 -0000
author: Badass Scotsman
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
Davie.....where are you?
Come on, I want some entertainment before I go for a lovely business lunch -
somewhere that does seafood, perhaps Fishers? It's extremely good tasting
food. A bottle of wine, maybe a nice dessert then a relaxing stroll back to
the office for another hour or two, before I pop off home to see my girl and
watch a few episodes of Star Trek. Afterwards, I might pop out for a night
cap in the local, come back and play with one of my toys - specifically the
Xbox 360. Once finished a quick dip in the hot tub followed by bed.
What about you little Dave? What are your plans? Spending another night in
the Andrew Duncan Clinic?
Badass.
"Big Mental Davy" wrote in message
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> Aye, so wit if a im a man??? Miybe you should jist shut it, ORIGHT!!!!!!!!
> Your pure gittin oan ma tits likes! So you have a £600,000 house and you
> have many children at 26, do me a favour and fuck off and get a life you
> sad bastard. Stick to playing with your train sets and action men you
> fucking little spunklet! P.s. Research who Walter Mitty is! ha ha.
>
date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:43:12 -0000
author: Badass Scotsman
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
Davie,
Absolutely stuffed. Where are you? Usenet is dead without you, come back
little man.
Badass.
date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 13:25:59 -0000
author: Badass Scotsman
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
You talk so much pish it is unbelievable! Fishers, business lunches,
Xbox360???? Your fucking away with the fairies pal! Tossing yourself over
your dirty mags in your bedsit you mean! You fucking sicken me you dirty
perverted fucker! As for the Andrew Duncan centre, you seem to know an awful
lot about it. Is that part of the deal when your on the sex offenders
register??? Do you have to go in there every week? Does it interrupt your
busy schedule of hanging around public parks and looking at dirty magazines
in petrol stations? You need to keep taking your medicine and do what your
psychiatrist says. There's a good boy!
"Badass Scotsman" wrote in message
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> Davie,
>
> Absolutely stuffed. Where are you? Usenet is dead without you, come back
> little man.
>
> Badass.
>
date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:20:06 +0000 (UTC)
author: Big Mental Davy
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
Hello,
Can I ask, what is with this nonsense? You two arguing over nothing. No come
on, seriously! We all know that BadAssCockman is a wankstain that is
probably battering his one incher right now! And on the same hand we know
that Big Mental Davy is a very attractive man who speaks the truth and is
very reasonable. No comparison, lets try this to help us..........
Badass
Cockman = Wankbreath
Big
Mental Davy = Genius attractive man
Badass
Cockman = Shitlicker
Big
Mental Davy = Master
Baddass
Cockman= Testes touching nancy boy
"Big Mental Davy" wrote in message
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> You talk so much pish it is unbelievable! Fishers, business lunches,
> Xbox360???? Your fucking away with the fairies pal! Tossing yourself over
> your dirty mags in your bedsit you mean! You fucking sicken me you dirty
> perverted fucker! As for the Andrew Duncan centre, you seem to know an
> awful lot about it. Is that part of the deal when your on the sex
> offenders register??? Do you have to go in there every week? Does it
> interrupt your busy schedule of hanging around public parks and looking at
> dirty magazines in petrol stations? You need to keep taking your medicine
> and do what your psychiatrist says. There's a good boy!
>
>
>
> "Badass Scotsman" wrote in message
> news:dvbp17$bae$1$8302bc10@news.demon.co.uk...
>> Davie,
>>
>> Absolutely stuffed. Where are you? Usenet is dead without you, come
>> back little man.
>>
>> Badass.
>>
>
>
date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:28:39 +0000 (UTC)
author: Alison Parks
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
> You talk so much pish it is unbelievable!
Keep your eyes peeled later this evening, we will see who talks pish.
>Fishers, business lunches, Xbox360???? Your fucking away with the fairies
>pal!
We shall see :)
> Tossing yourself over your dirty mags in your bedsit you mean!
I have a woman CuntFace, unlike you, who PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN.
> You fucking sicken me you dirty perverted fucker!
You sicken me you Tranny wishing for a Fanny little hoofter.
> As for the Andrew Duncan centre, you seem to know an awful lot about it.
> Is that part of the deal when your on the sex offenders register???
You tell me, your the resident! :)
> Do you have to go in there every week?
Well if I did, we would know each other.
> Does it interrupt your busy schedule of hanging around public parks and
> looking at dirty magazines in petrol stations? You need to keep taking
> your medicine and do what your psychiatrist says. There's a good boy!
Haha, poor little Davie. Look out for my post around midnight,
Badass.
date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:41:05 -0000
author: Badass Scotsman
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
> Can I ask, what is with this nonsense?
You just did.
> You two arguing over nothing.
This isn't an argument, it's a piss take. I enjoy you up you small minded
child.
> No come on, seriously! We all know that BadAssCockman is a wankstain that
> is probably battering his one incher right now!
You seem awfully obsessed with all things sex and willies, you are obviously
a rear gunning, poo poking, butt busting, jobby jabbing, fudge packing, hole
harassing wee sausage jockey.
> And on the same hand we know that Big Mental Davy is a very attractive man
> who speaks the truth and is very reasonable. No comparison, lets try this
> to help us..........
Well at least he has admitted his real gender, however he is still a
clueless fuck ;)
Time for an update me thinks :)
"sKiTzO Belinda Dewar Muir Ebba Masterson Himshe Heher Can't cook won't cook
Big mental Davie Alison Parks!!!!!"
The list is ever growing little davie, whatever next?
Stay Tuned! I will aim for midnight, give or take an hour.
Badass.
date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:48:12 -0000
author: Badass Scotsman
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
"Keep your eyes peeled later this evening, we will see who talks pish."
"Haha, poor little Davie. Look out for my post around midnight"
12 hours has now passed since midnight, and yet I am still waiting! Have you
been told your not permitted to use the PC by mummy and daddy, oh, what a
pity! Why not go and play with your he-man figures instead. Ha Ha!!!
"Badass Scotsman" wrote in message
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>
>> You talk so much pish it is unbelievable!
>
> Keep your eyes peeled later this evening, we will see who talks pish.
>
>>Fishers, business lunches, Xbox360???? Your fucking away with the fairies
>>pal!
>
> We shall see :)
>
>> Tossing yourself over your dirty mags in your bedsit you mean!
>
> I have a woman CuntFace, unlike you, who PRETENDS TO BE A WOMAN.
>
>> You fucking sicken me you dirty perverted fucker!
>
> You sicken me you Tranny wishing for a Fanny little hoofter.
>
>> As for the Andrew Duncan centre, you seem to know an awful lot about it.
>> Is that part of the deal when your on the sex offenders register???
>
> You tell me, your the resident! :)
>
>> Do you have to go in there every week?
>
> Well if I did, we would know each other.
>
>> Does it interrupt your busy schedule of hanging around public parks and
>> looking at dirty magazines in petrol stations? You need to keep taking
>> your medicine and do what your psychiatrist says. There's a good boy!
>
> Haha, poor little Davie. Look out for my post around midnight,
>
> Badass.
>
date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:36:43 +0000 (UTC)
author: Alison Parks
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
> 12 hours has now passed since midnight,
Wow, you can tell the time :)
> and yet I am still waiting! Have you been told your not permitted to use
> the PC by mummy and daddy, oh, what a pity! Why not go and play with your
> he-man figures instead. Ha Ha!!!
Thought I would make you wait, CuntFace :) Why the change from Davie back
to Alison? Having an "episode"? :)
Badass.
date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:56:45 -0000
author: Badass Scotsman
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
I thought I would see what you were going to do. I didn't think you were
capable of anything other than a few bad words every now and again. And I
was right.
"Badass Scotsman" wrote in message
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>> 12 hours has now passed since midnight,
>
> Wow, you can tell the time :)
>
>> and yet I am still waiting! Have you been told your not permitted to use
>> the PC by mummy and daddy, oh, what a pity! Why not go and play with your
>> he-man figures instead. Ha Ha!!!
>
> Thought I would make you wait, CuntFace :) Why the change from Davie back
> to Alison? Having an "episode"? :)
>
> Badass.
>
date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 13:08:20 +0000 (UTC)
author: Alison Parks
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
>I thought I would see what you were going to do.
You will :)
> I didn't think you were capable of anything other than a few bad words
> every now and again.
As always, you thought wrong.
> was right.
Wrong, you ugly schemie disgusting waster of a man :)
Badass.
date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 13:27:36 -0000
author: Badass Scotsman
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
Well I'm waiting "Badass" oh, I had better watch cos "Badass" is going to
get me, oh, oh, I'm so scared!
This is the real world your living in. Your not playing cops and robbers
under the kitchen table with your care worker now.
"Wrong, you ugly schemie disgusting waster of a man"
Well smart arse, prove to me and the group! How can you be 100% sure I'm a
man? You can't! And you certainly wouldn't have a bolt of evidence to back
your comment! Also, how the fuck would you know if I am a schemie,
disgusting or ugly? If I am a man, which I may not be, I would find it
worrying that you as a male would think about if I was attractive or not! As
for the schemie comment, as you have already bragged that you live in a
£400,000 house, I can assure you, mine's cost that little bit more, and when
I say little, I mean more than twice fuckhead! You go for your business
lunch and have your champagne, you still need to go to work matey! I made my
money through working for myself, not for someone else and tell you another
thing, I could close all my businesses down right now and I would still have
enough to see me through 1000 times over for the rest of my life. I also
make a contribution to society ever second of ever day, I help people, I
make peoples life's better. More than can be said for you blowing you £11k
wages on he-man figures and dollies. Try helping the world, rather than
being so selfish and self absorbed!
"Badass Scotsman" wrote in message
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> >I thought I would see what you were going to do.
>
> You will :)
>
>> I didn't think you were capable of anything other than a few bad words
>> every now and again.
>
> As always, you thought wrong.
>
>> was right.
>
> Wrong, you ugly schemie disgusting waster of a man :)
>
> Badass.
>
date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:15:37 +0000 (UTC)
author: Alison Parks
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
> Well I'm waiting "Badass" oh, I had better watch cos "Badass" is going to
> get me, oh, oh, I'm so scared!
Im not going to get anyone, especcially a tramp like you :)
> This is the real world your living in. Your not playing cops and robbers
> under the kitchen table with your care worker now.
Your "Mister Multiple Personality", remember? :) Your the local Andrew
Duncan resident, CutFace :)
> "Wrong, you ugly schemie disgusting waster of a man"
Your a man, and you have already admitted it - however, that's when you were
"Davie" - now your Alison again, I can see how your two braincells can often
get confused.
> Well smart arse, prove to me and the group! How can you be 100% sure I'm a
> man? You can't! And you certainly wouldn't have a bolt of evidence to back
> your comment! Also, how the fuck would you know if I am a schemie,
> disgusting or ugly? If I am a man, which I may not be, I would find it
> worrying that you as a male would think about if I was attractive or not!
> As for the schemie comment, as you have already bragged that you live in a
> £400,000 house, I can assure you, mine's cost that little bit more, and
> when I say little, I mean more than twice fuckhead!
Dream on CuntFace :) Proof is in the pudding, wait for my post.
> You go for your business lunch and have your champagne, you still need to
> go to work matey!
Sure I need to work, im no millionaire. I am on the way though, give me
three years - it's already well underway. And, when I say I need to work, I
do maybe 3 hours a day - with the occassional 5 - 8 hours day here and
there. I can work from home, or MY office, and I can work when I want for
MY business.
> I made my money through working for myself, not for someone else and tell
> you another thing, I could close all my businesses down right now and I
> would still have enough to see me through 1000 times over for the rest of
> my life.
Sure you could, that's why I can rattle your cage so easily - muppet :)
That's why your on Usenet all day being a twat, muppet :)
> I also make a contribution to society ever second of ever day, I help
> people, I make peoples life's better. More than can be said for you
> blowing you £11k wages on he-man figures and dollies.Try helping the
> world, rather than being so selfish and self absorbed!
Baha - wait on the post - you are a skint waster, with no chance of ever
owning a house, never mind an £800k one :) And with your mental capacity,
running a business a BIG no no.
Badass.
date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:49:28 -0000
author: Badass Scotsman
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Re: Cock in ass Scotsman
Don't say it, do it! Come on, show us all! Doubt it will ever happen!
"Badass Scotsman" wrote in message
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>
>> Well I'm waiting "Badass" oh, I had better watch cos "Badass" is going to
>> get me, oh, oh, I'm so scared!
>
> Im not going to get anyone, especcially a tramp like you :)
>
>> This is the real world your living in. Your not playing cops and robbers
>> under the kitchen table with your care worker now.
>
> Your "Mister Multiple Personality", remember? :) Your the local Andrew
> Duncan resident, CutFace :)
>
>> "Wrong, you ugly schemie disgusting waster of a man"
>
> Your a man, and you have already admitted it - however, that's when you
> were "Davie" - now your Alison again, I can see how your two braincells
> can often get confused.
>
>> Well smart arse, prove to me and the group! How can you be 100% sure I'm
>> a man? You can't! And you certainly wouldn't have a bolt of evidence to
>> back your comment! Also, how the fuck would you know if I am a schemie,
>> disgusting or ugly? If I am a man, which I may not be, I would find it
>> worrying that you as a male would think about if I was attractive or not!
>> As for the schemie comment, as you have already bragged that you live in
>> a £400,000 house, I can assure you, mine's cost that little bit more, and
>> when I say little, I mean more than twice fuckhead!
>
> Dream on CuntFace :) Proof is in the pudding, wait for my post.
>
>> You go for your business lunch and have your champagne, you still need to
>> go to work matey!
>
> Sure I need to work, im no millionaire. I am on the way though, give me
> three years - it's already well underway. And, when I say I need to work,
> I do maybe 3 hours a day - with the occassional 5 - 8 hours day here and
> there. I can work from home, or MY office, and I can work when I want for
> MY business.
>
>> I made my money through working for myself, not for someone else and tell
>> you another thing, I could close all my businesses down right now and I
>> would still have enough to see me through 1000 times over for the rest of
>> my life.
>
> Sure you could, that's why I can rattle your cage so easily - muppet :)
> That's why your on Usenet all day being a twat, muppet :)
>
>> I also make a contribution to society ever second of ever day, I help
>> people, I make peoples life's better. More than can be said for you
>> blowing you £11k wages on he-man figures and dollies.Try helping the
>> world, rather than being so selfish and self absorbed!
>
> Baha - wait on the post - you are a skint waster, with no chance of ever
> owning a house, never mind an £800k one :) And with your mental capacity,
> running a business a BIG no no.
>
> Badass.
>
date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:54:02 +0000 (UTC)
author: Alison Parks
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