"Joe Curry"  wrote in
news:WdPLj.3353$%D7.1997@newsfe24.ams2: 

> Beware phone calls from a US automated female voice saying
> "Congratulations! You've just won a cruise to the Caribbean! To claim
> your prize, please press the 9 key!"
> 
> Don't do it! Hang up right away...
> 

i love winding them up.. of course automated ones are boring, but the live 
yanks deserve a wind up. they simpy dont get our scottish sense of 
humour..

pardon me sir?