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via my daughter.
      Print this out & stick it on your wall as a
      reminder.......

      There is a new virus. It's called WORK. If you receive WORK from your
colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it
under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your
       private life completely.

      If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and
after three rounds, you will find that WORK has  been completely deleted
from your system.

      Forward this virus warning immediately to at least  five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls  your life. If this is the
case, go to the bar and stay until you make at  least five friends.

      I think I have five friends, but am not entirely  positive so I'm
headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe

      Edith.
Date:Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:03:43 +0200   Author: