Well, the sun shone at least part of the time, and the 5 or 6 morris sides 
present all had a good time. I didn't see young Andy, but if he was there 
he'd have got himself a bit confused as there were 2 female sax players 
present among the huge number of musicians, and if he'd gone up to the other 
one and said, "Hello Ally!" she'd have been totally bewildered.

Yesterday we went on the Ratty up to Dalegarth & Boot. I've been here 8 
years and this was my first time - a Ratty Virgin, I was! Lovely wee train. 
I'd recommend it to anyone visiting the area, and to others like me who live 
here but have never got around to it. Whether you'd want to travel up with 
several coachloads of morris dancers is another matter, of course...

ally

In news:3hluiuFhauqiU1@individual.net,
a l l y  swallowed hard, took a lump of
crayon, paused, then frantically scribbled:

>
> - a Ratty Virgin, I was! > ally


Congratulations!! My untameable sexuality dictates that 99 times out of 100
a virgin becomes less ratty when he/she's lost her cherry. All those pent-up
hormones....

Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now

"Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
news:42c1e3a6$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> In news:3hluiuFhauqiU1@individual.net,
> a l l y  swallowed hard, took a lump of
> crayon, paused, then frantically scribbled:
> >
> > - a Ratty Virgin, I was! > ally
>
> Congratulations!! My untameable sexuality dictates that 99 times out of
100
> a virgin becomes less ratty when he/she's lost her cherry. All those
pent-up
> hormones....
>
> Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now


I haven't seen a virgin for years.

Edith.

"Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
news:42c1e3a6$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> In news:3hluiuFhauqiU1@individual.net,
> a l l y  swallowed hard, took a lump of
> crayon, paused, then frantically scribbled:
>>
>> - a Ratty Virgin, I was! > ally
>
> Congratulations!! My untameable sexuality dictates that 99 times out of 
> 100
> a virgin becomes less ratty when he/she's lost her cherry. All those 
> pent-up
> hormones....


Hmm... well, the rattling of the wee train certainly had a certain frisson, 
but I'm afraid it didn't compare with the cherry-losing.... (If I can 
remember that far back... er... oh yes.... heh heh... mmmm.... yeah.....) 
Oh, yes, sorry, where was I? Got sorta lost in reminiscing there....


>
> Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now

And that's all your fault, is it? tut tut...

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:JHuwe.57489$Fe7.189413@news000.worldonline.dk...

>
> I haven't seen a virgin for years.
>

Well, that's Norway for you.

But would you remember how to recognise one if you saw one?

ally

a l l y wrote:


> Hmm... well, the rattling of the wee train certainly had a certain frisson, 
> but I'm afraid it didn't compare with the cherry-losing.... (If I can 
> remember that far back... er... oh yes.... heh heh... mmmm.... yeah.....) 
> Oh, yes, sorry, where was I? Got sorta lost in reminiscing there....
> 
> 
>>Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now
> 
> And that's all your fault, is it? tut tut...
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

You're absolutely right, Ally. It didn't compare. I remember La'al Ratty 
to this day.

Jp

"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3igr2kFllv0vU1@individual.net...

>
> "Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42c1e3a6$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> > In news:3hluiuFhauqiU1@individual.net,
> > a l l y  swallowed hard, took a lump of
> > crayon, paused, then frantically scribbled:
> >>
> >> - a Ratty Virgin, I was! > ally
> >
> > Congratulations!! My untameable sexuality dictates that 99 times out of
> > 100
> > a virgin becomes less ratty when he/she's lost her cherry. All those
> > pent-up
> > hormones....
>
> Hmm... well, the rattling of the wee train certainly had a certain
frisson,
> but I'm afraid it didn't compare with the cherry-losing.... (If I can
> remember that far back... er... oh yes.... heh heh... mmmm.... yeah.....)
> Oh, yes, sorry, where was I? Got sorta lost in reminiscing there....
>
> >
> > Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now
> And that's all your fault, is it? tut tut...
>
> ally


Fierce.

Edith.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3igr3tFlaea9U1@individual.net...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:JHuwe.57489$Fe7.189413@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > I haven't seen a virgin for years.
> >
> Well, that's Norway for you.
>
> But would you remember how to recognise one if you saw one?
>
> ally


Yeah. e'd be on a leash and 'e'd be blu88y ugly.

Just yoking Edith.

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:x9Hwe.7497$2Z3.2803@fe10.lga...

> a l l y wrote:
>
> > Hmm... well, the rattling of the wee train certainly had a certain
frisson,
> > but I'm afraid it didn't compare with the cherry-losing.... (If I can
> > remember that far back... er... oh yes.... heh heh... mmmm....
yeah.....)
> > Oh, yes, sorry, where was I? Got sorta lost in reminiscing there....
> >
> >
> >>Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now
> >
> > And that's all your fault, is it? tut tut...
> >
> > ally
> >
> >
> You're absolutely right, Ally. It didn't compare. I remember La'al Ratty
> to this day.
>
> Jp


I've been ont la'al Ratty. Didn't lose me cherry tho. Might have lost me
rosebud, nut that ah noticed mind yuh.

Edith squinting.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:ohOwe.57602$Fe7.189653@news000.worldonline.dk...

>
> I've been ont la'al Ratty.


Did you go all the way?

ally

The Traveller wrote:


>>You're absolutely right, Ally. It didn't compare. I remember La'al Ratty
>>to this day.
>>
>>Jp
> 
> 
> I've been ont la'al Ratty. Didn't lose me cherry tho. Might have lost me
> rosebud, nut that ah noticed mind yuh.
> 
> Edith squinting.


Four and twenty virgins set out from Ravenglass
And when they got back 'yam' again,...etc, etc.

Jp

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:ohOwe.57602$Fe7.189653@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > I've been ont la'al Ratty.
>
> Did you go all the way?
>
> ally


If you mean did I run the line out, do a turn around then come back to start
off--Yes. Many times.

Edith among the Sundews.

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:siRwe.13333$UG3.11677@fe11.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
>
> >>You're absolutely right, Ally. It didn't compare. I remember La'al Ratty
> >>to this day.
> >>
> >>Jp
> >
> >
> > I've been ont la'al Ratty. Didn't lose me cherry tho. Might have lost me
> > rosebud, nut that ah noticed mind yuh.
> >
> > Edith squinting.
>
> Four and twenty virgins set out from Ravenglass
> And when they got back 'yam' again,...etc, etc.
>
>

They sat down on their ass.?

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message
news:ZvRwe.57641$Fe7.189595@news000.worldonline.dk...

>
> "Jpinny"  wrote in message
> news:siRwe.13333$UG3.11677@fe11.lga...
> > The Traveller wrote:
> >
> > >>You're absolutely right, Ally. It didn't compare. I remember La'al
Ratty
> > >>to this day.
> > >>
> > >>Jp
> > >
> > >
> > > I've been ont la'al Ratty. Didn't lose me cherry tho. Might have lost
me
> > > rosebud, nut that ah noticed mind yuh.
> > >
> > > Edith squinting.
> >
> > Four and twenty virgins set out from Ravenglass
> > And when they got back 'yam' again,...etc, etc.
> >
> >
> They sat down on their ass.?
>
> Edith.

OOPS! Time for a cuppa coffee.

Edith's off.

a l l y  tom una respiracin profunda,
asida un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
rasguada:

> "Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42c1e3a6$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>
>> Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now
> And that's all your fault, is it? tut tut...
>
> ally


You write just like you chat!! We'll have to chat again soon. Any 
forthcoming boinks?

Kz . .

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
news:42c5eef4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> a l l y  tom una respiracin profunda,
> asida un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
> rasguada:
> > "Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42c1e3a6$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>
> >> Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now
> > And that's all your fault, is it? tut tut...
> >
> > ally
>
> You write just like you chat!! We'll have to chat again soon. Any
> forthcoming boinks?
>
> Kz . .


Yeah. On my veranda.

Edith

Gosh!!!

The Traveller  tom una respiracin profunda, asida
un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
rasguada:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42c5eef4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>
>> Any forthcoming boinks?
>>
>> Kz . .
>
> Yeah. On my veranda.
>
> Edith


Well you'd better get that sorted for my diary 'cos Kai Hsia et moi are 
planning a trip to Paris and surrounds for a long 'hot' couple 'o' weeks!! 
I'd happily swap for Norway....

Kz. . .

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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>a l l y  tom una respiracin profunda,
> asida un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
> rasguada:
>> "Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
>> news:42c1e3a6$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>
>>> Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now
>> And that's all your fault, is it? tut tut...
>>
>> ally
>
> You write just like you chat!! We'll have to chat again soon. Any 
> forthcoming boinks?
>

Heh heh. Nothing false about me. I'm the same person online and inlife, 
except, of course, that online I am slimmer, younger and more beautiful....

We should do another boink. We tend to wait until someone is coming from 
far-flung places, but we don't really have to, do we? If enough of us locals 
wanted to get together, there ain't nothing to stop us.

There have been no takers for your suggestion of a boink further south, 
although I've mentioned it a couple of times. How about moving east a bit? 
It would be nice to meet Dave Licquorice, for example, although I don't 
think you'd want to travel all the way from Dalton to Alston for a night 
out!

Any takers? Any ideas?

ally

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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> The Traveller  tom una respiracin profunda, asida
> un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
> rasguada:
>> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
>> news:42c5eef4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>
>>> Any forthcoming boinks?
>>>
>>> Kz . .
>>
>> Yeah. On my veranda.
>>
>> Edith
>
> Well you'd better get that sorted for my diary 'cos Kai Hsia et moi are 
> planning a trip to Paris and surrounds for a long 'hot' couple 'o' weeks!! 
> I'd happily swap for Norway....
>

Slightly less hot, however, particularly when overlooked by old crows on 
Edith's veranda.

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42c5eef4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >a l l y  tom una respiracin profunda,
> > asida un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
> > rasguada:
> >> "Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> >> news:42c1e3a6$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>>
> >>> Kezzi-distinct-shortage-of-virgins-in-Furness-now
> >> And that's all your fault, is it? tut tut...
> >>
> >> ally
> >
> > You write just like you chat!! We'll have to chat again soon. Any
> > forthcoming boinks?
> >
> Heh heh. Nothing false about me. I'm the same person online and inlife,
> except, of course, that online I am slimmer, younger and more
beautiful....
>
> We should do another boink. We tend to wait until someone is coming from
> far-flung places, but we don't really have to, do we? If enough of us
locals
> wanted to get together, there ain't nothing to stop us.
>
> There have been no takers for your suggestion of a boink further south,
> although I've mentioned it a couple of times. How about moving east a bit?
> It would be nice to meet Dave Licquorice, for example, although I don't
> think you'd want to travel all the way from Dalton to Alston for a night
> out!
>
> Any takers? Any ideas?
>
> ally


My second veranda should be done within the next 3 weeks and then there'll
be peace in my street, so if anybody........

If not, Orly and I perhaps could.....just a minute.....skumph! He's still
asleep. Where's me sledge hammer.

Nae. He looks so peaceful like, I'd better be nice and just tip toe out.

Anybody wanna cuppa coffee?

Edith.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42c6d741_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> > The Traveller  tom una respiracin profunda, asida
> > un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
> > rasguada:
> >> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> >> news:42c5eef4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>>
> >>> Any forthcoming boinks?
> >>>
> >>> Kz . .
> >>
> >> Yeah. On my veranda.
> >>
> >> Edith
> >
> > Well you'd better get that sorted for my diary 'cos Kai Hsia et moi are
> > planning a trip to Paris and surrounds for a long 'hot' couple 'o'
weeks!!
> > I'd happily swap for Norway....
> >
> Slightly less hot, however, particularly when overlooked by old crows on
> Edith's veranda.
>
> ally


Bugga the men. Us old crows could get together for a parlivoo on my veranda
wi oot em.

Edith Verandawise.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
news:42c6d741_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> The Traveller  tom una respiracin profunda, asida
> un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
> rasguada:
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42c5eef4$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>
> >> Any forthcoming boinks?
> >>
> >> Kz . .
> >
> > Yeah. On my veranda.
> >
> > Edith
>
> Well you'd better get that sorted for my diary 'cos Kai Hsia et moi are
> planning a trip to Paris and surrounds for a long 'hot' couple 'o' weeks!!
> I'd happily swap for Norway....
>
> Kz. . .


We're having a long longed for heatwave at the moment. Terrific. A week in
France and a week in Horten would be ok.

Ryanair - Stansted to Torp (Sandefjord)

Ryanair- Prestwick to Torp (Sandefjord)

cc50 return pp.

If one wishes to come mobile the boat docks in Kristiansand at the weekends
now for you people. For us, the time table has been turned upside down and
we can't come from Kristiansand any more, which was really handy, because it
brings us in to Newcastle in the middle of the week and we can't afford B&B
+ holiday cottage-gees-blooming disappointing. Kristiansand is just 5
hours-buggying along at a nice pace drive from here and Ken had cottage
owners willing to let their cottages to us from Friday to Friday instead of
start dates Saturdays. Balls! We had finally got it right when the DFDS
changed there time tables.

Me-a'az fer Ryanair nu, frae Torp til Preswick und rent yan uv them la'al
ziiiiiiiiiip cars - nut frae "Avis" coss they cost unecessarily 3 times as
much as t'uther firms. :o(

Edith.

a l l y ally@situponDOGGIE wrote in reply to Kezzi's:


>> You write just like you chat!! We'll have to chat again soon. Any
>> forthcoming boinks?
>
> Heh heh. Nothing false about me. I'm the same person online and
> inlife, except, of course, that online I am slimmer, younger and more
> beautiful....


Don't do yoursel' down so.... I wuv you just the way you are!!


> There have been no takers for your suggestion of a boink further
> south,


Well, I'm not surprised... We (I and some offcomers) were just talking about 
this the other day. Furnessians, especially those of the Deep South, are 
wholly an unhappy bunch... and you wouldn't want a night out down here. Walk 
down Dalton Rd smiling and some prat and pals will ask you in heathen tones 
'what the f___ are you smiling at?'. (Do it in a pub and you won't even get 
asked - believe me, I've made that mistake!) Some pillock, again usually 
with mates in tow, would happily give you a kicking just "'cos you don't 
come from Barra".... Jeez. That's why we moved out here, into this hidden, 
civilised niche!!


> although I've mentioned it a couple of times. How about moving
> east a bit? It would be nice to meet Dave Licquorice, for example,
> although I don't think you'd want to travel all the way from Dalton
> to Alston for a night out!


Dave can possibly meet us halfway... Though *we would* travel to those 
far-flung places *IF* there was a stopover thrown in.

Kezzi-knows-where-not-to-go
www.staysafeinbarra.com

The Traveller  writ:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42c6d741_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

>>
>> Well you'd better get that sorted for my diary 'cos Kai Hsia et moi
>> are planning a trip to Paris and surrounds for a long 'hot' couple
>> 'o' weeks!! I'd happily swap for Norway....
>>
>> Kz. . .
>
> We're having a long longed for heatwave at the moment. Terrific. A
> week in France and a week in Horten would be ok.
>
> If one wishes to come mobile the boat docks in Kristiansand at the
> weekends now for you people.
> Edith.


If I'm right, watching 'Top Gear' last night on BBC2 did Hammond's second 
speedboat get nobbled somewhere round by Horten and did you have anything to 
do with it? You lurve Jeremy Clarkson, don't you!!?!!

Kezzi. . .

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
news:42c92662$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> The Traveller  writ:
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42c6d741_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>
> >>
> >> Well you'd better get that sorted for my diary 'cos Kai Hsia et moi
> >> are planning a trip to Paris and surrounds for a long 'hot' couple
> >> 'o' weeks!! I'd happily swap for Norway....
> >>
> >> Kz. . .
> >
> > We're having a long longed for heatwave at the moment. Terrific. A
> > week in France and a week in Horten would be ok.
> >
> > If one wishes to come mobile the boat docks in Kristiansand at the
> > weekends now for you people.
> > Edith.
>
> If I'm right, watching 'Top Gear' last night on BBC2 did Hammond's second
> speedboat get nobbled somewhere round by Horten and did you have anything
to
> do with it? You lurve Jeremy Clarkson, don't you!!?!!
>
> Kezzi. . .


rofllllllllllllllllllll. puke!

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message
news:hMaye.58179$Fe7.192060@news000.worldonline.dk...

> > If I'm right, watching 'Top Gear' last night on BBC2 did Hammond's
second
> > speedboat get nobbled somewhere round by Horten and did you have
anything
> to
> > do with it? You lurve Jeremy Clarkson, don't you!!?!!
> >
> > Kezzi. . .
>
> rofllllllllllllllllllll. puke!


Taking a Centipede to Church

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went
to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug)
that came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to church with him, so he asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will
have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to church wi! th me and receive blessings?" But
again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face  up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there ! Would you
like to go to church with me and learn about The Lord!?"

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! | | | | | | | | | | | A little voice came out of
the box:.....................
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

prrrrt prrrrrrrtt Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aha aahaaaaaaaa!

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:znbye.58182$Fe7.192009@news000.worldonline.dk...


> Taking a Centipede to Church
>
> A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went
> to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
>
> After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug)
> that came in a little white box to use for his house.
>
> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided 
> he
> would start off by taking his new pet to church with him, so he asked the
> centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We 
> will
> have a good time."
>
> But there was no answer from his new pet.
>
> This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
> again, "How about going to church wi! th me and receive blessings?" But
> again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
> few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
>
> He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face  up
> against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there ! Would you
> like to go to church with me and learn about The Lord!?"
>
> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! | | | | | | | | | | | A little voice came out 
> of
> the box:.....................
> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
>
> prrrrt prrrrrrrtt Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aha aahaaaaaaaa!
>


lol, like it Edith!

Andy at work, sadly.

andy  took a well-earned couple of minutes from his gruelling 
and thankless job to say:

> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:znbye.58182$Fe7.192009@news000.worldonline.dk...
>
>>
>> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! | | | | | | | | | | | A little voice
>> came out of
>> the box:.....................
>> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
>>
>> prrrrt prrrrrrrtt Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aha aahaaaaaaaa!
>>
>
> lol, like it Edith!
>
> Andy at work, sadly.


Heard it before...
Kezzi at work, happily.... tee hee. I love my job!!!

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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> Heard it before...
> Kezzi at work, happily.... tee hee. I love my job!!!


Like the job, just my first day back after 2 weeks off!

"andy"  wrote in message
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>
> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42c94e8c$1_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>
> > Heard it before...
> > Kezzi at work, happily.... tee hee. I love my job!!!
>
> Like the job, just my first day back after 2 weeks off!
>

You can have my job any day. It's one that you inherit from the day you are
born to the day you die.

Washing dishes: washing floors. washing clothes. washing windows. washing
steps. washing carpets.washing insides of cars. washing. outsides of cars.
washing kids. washing push bikes. washing prams. washing walls. washing
ceilings. washing dogs. washing indoors. washing outdoor. washing cookers.
washing baths. no pay. no holidays-then-doing the same for everybody else.

Wannit?

oh I. I almost forgot. I'm a  carpenter too, and a gardener and a nurse and
a lover and a sjfr and in the middle of making a little table. I've
managed to centre the legs in the middle. Will someone please screw it
together for me? Oh gowan. OK if you won't, I'll blooming do it myself.

Plonk!

Edith.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> andy  took a well-earned couple of minutes from his
gruelling
> and thankless job to say:
> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> > news:znbye.58182$Fe7.192009@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> >>
> >> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! | | | | | | | | | | | A little voice
> >> came out of
> >> the box:.....................
> >> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
> >>
> >> prrrrt prrrrrrrtt Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aha aahaaaaaaaa!
> >>
> >
> > lol, like it Edith!
> >
> > Andy at work, sadly.
>
> Heard it before...
> Kezzi at work, happily.... tee hee. I love my job!!!


I bloggy hate mine-well-some of it- coughing gently between two fingers.

Edith.

"andy"  wrote in message
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> lol, like it Edith!
>
> Andy at work, sadly.


Where do you work, Andy.? Do you have any hobbies? Do you horde and collect
? Do you live in a house with two rooms? Do you have an account in
Switzerland? Does your sweetheart work.? Do you have any children.? Do you
keep hens in your back garden.? Can you make gravy? Have you a garage?
What's in it?

Pheeow!!!!!!! I'm right tuckered out. Must rest. Off for a cuppa, then a
screw. Actually four screw and I hope they're the right
length.Errrrrrm...........

;o) Edith

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> "andy"  wrote in message
> news:VIydnWrlzZdH21TfRVnygw@pipex.net...
>> lol, like it Edith!
>>
>> Andy at work, sadly.
>
> Where do you work, Andy.?


Reigate in Surrey, www.material-measurements.co.uk.


> Do you have any hobbies?


Swimming, photography, walking


> Do you horde and collect

No

> ? Do you live in a house with two rooms?


One bedroom flat


> Do you have an account in Switzerland?


Snigger, no!


> Does your sweetheart work.?


Aye, she does, PA in a travel company.


> Do you have any children.?

No.

> Do you  keep hens in your back garden.?


No, no back garden either. Keep a hamster in my lounge though.


>Can you make gravy?


Yes, made some over the weekend, very nice it was too.


> Have you a garage?


Nope, reserved space in a private car park.


> What's in it?


See above!


> Pheeow!!!!!!! I'm right tuckered out. Must rest. Off for a cuppa, then a
> screw. Actually four screw and I hope they're the right
> length.Errrrrrm...........


Hope enjoyed the screw.

Andy

The Traveller  tom una respiracin profunda, asida
un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
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> "andy"  wrote in message
> news:VIydnWrlzZdH21TfRVnygw@pipex.net...
>> lol, like it Edith!
>>
>> Andy at work, sadly.
>
> Where do you work, Andy.? Do you have any hobbies? Do you horde and
> collect ? Do you live in a house with two rooms? Do you have an
> account in Switzerland? Does your sweetheart work.? Do you have any
> children.? Do you keep hens in your back garden.? Can you make gravy?
> Have you a garage? What's in it?
>
> Pheeow!!!!!!! I'm right tuckered out. Must rest. Off for a cuppa,
> then a screw. Actually four screw and I hope they're the right
> length.Errrrrrm...........
>
> ;o) Edith


You're dead nosy for a cabbage.... ;)

DS

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> The Traveller  tom una respiracin profunda, asida
> un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus furiosamente
> rasguada:
> > "andy"  wrote in message
> > news:VIydnWrlzZdH21TfRVnygw@pipex.net...
> >> lol, like it Edith!
> >>
> >> Andy at work, sadly.
> >
> > Where do you work, Andy.? Do you have any hobbies? Do you horde and
> > collect ? Do you live in a house with two rooms? Do you have an
> > account in Switzerland? Does your sweetheart work.? Do you have any
> > children.? Do you keep hens in your back garden.? Can you make gravy?
> > Have you a garage? What's in it?
> >
> > Pheeow!!!!!!! I'm right tuckered out. Must rest. Off for a cuppa,
> > then a screw. Actually four screw and I hope they're the right
> > length.Errrrrrm...........
> >
> > ;o) Edith
>
> You're dead nosy for a cabbage.... ;)
>
> DS


Titter
Hello DS. How are you.? How old are you.? Are you married? What kind of
motorbike do you ride? Do you keep hens? What size shoes do you wear? Do you
have all your own teath? Do you wear specs? Are you a him? Can you still get
it up? Do you have American Express? How's yer buddgie?

Edith. eheheheheheh-this is fun.

"andy"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller" > > Where do you work, Andy.?
>
> Reigate in Surrey, www.material-measurements.co.uk.


Ultrasonics. Wow. That's serious stuff.

 > > Do you have any hobbies?

>
> Swimming, photography, walking

Fantastic.
>
> > ? Do you live in a house with two rooms?
>
> One bedroom flat


You have to go outside to change your mind then ;

>
> > Does your sweetheart work.?
>
> Aye, she does, PA in a travel company.


Do you both go th lanzarote for your hols?

>
> > Do you  keep hens in your back garden.?
>
> No, no back garden either. Keep a hamster in my lounge though.


hm! Hamster soup with your gravy. lovely. You won't go hungry.

>
> >Can you make gravy?
>
> Yes, made some over the weekend, very nice it was too.


Ah! But I bet you made it from a packet of powder. :0P

>
> > Have you a garage?
>
> Nope, reserved space in a private car park.
>
> > What's in it?
>
> See above!


You live at work? I'll take another look.

rew.

I didn't. They cracked the material. They were too big around.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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> Ultrasonics. Wow. That's serious stuff.


Yep, not my thing though, I do the IT. Learning a bit about the ultrasonics 
though.


> You have to go outside to change your mind then ;

ha ha.

> Do you both go th lanzarote for your hols?


Here's hoping in the future!


> hm! Hamster soup with your gravy. lovely. You won't go hungry.


Oi, that's cruel! Got any hamster skulls at home? ;-)


> Ah! But I bet you made it from a packet of powder. :0P


A cube, but did add the meat juices and water from the vegetables!


>>
>> > Have you a garage?
>>
>> Nope, reserved space in a private car park.
>>
>> > What's in it?
>>
>> See above!
>
> You live at work? I'll take another look.


The private car park belongs to the flats where I live!

"The Traveller" <> Hello DS. How are you.? How old are you.? Are you 
married? What kind of

> motorbike do you ride? Do you keep hens? What size shoes do you wear? Do 
> you
> have all your own teath? Do you wear specs? Are you a him? Can you still 
> get
> it up? Do you have American Express? How's yer buddgie?
>
> Edith. eheheheheheh-this is fun.
>

 Get a life, Edith! Stop living other people's.

Rex.

"Norcot"  wrote in message 
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> Get a life, Edith! Stop living other people's.
>


Methinks she's been drinking!

andy

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> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42ca69ae_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>
>>> Pheeow!!!!!!! I'm right tuckered out. Must rest. Off for a cuppa,
>>> then a screw. Actually four screw and I hope they're the right
>>> length.Errrrrrm...........
>>>
>>> ;o) Edith
>>
>> You're dead nosy for a cabbage.... ;)
>>
>> DS

> Hello DS. How are you.?


I'm fine thanks. Yourself?


> How old are you?


47 going on 17


> Are you married?


You know I am, to the most special angel in the whole world!!! You met her 
in Cockermouth one night.


> What kind of motorbike do you ride?


A Honda 400/4 Super Sport.


> Do you keep hens?


Not any more. They went with the piglets when we were self-sufficient.


> What size shoes do you wear?


7 in a shoe; 8 in a boot.


> Do you have all your own teath?


Well, the teeth I have got are my own. Don't think I'm cut out to suck 
anyone else's!


> Do you wear specs?


Only to read small print.


> Are you a him?


Now you are being silly. Your memory that short?


> Can you still get it up?


The tent? Haven't tried this year. Might go camping later in the summer. 
Hope so then...


> Do you have American Express?


Of course!


> How's yer buddgie?


It's a parrot, and my eldest daughter has it. It's happier now that she's 
moved house.  I have a sheepdog.

Kezzi. . .                 Oh, bu99er.......

>> Can you still get it up?
 
> The tent? Haven't tried this year. Might go camping later
> in the summer. Hope so then...

> Kezzi. . .                 Oh, bu99er....... 


You're a funny guy, Kez.

Johnny-working-too

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The Traveller  scribbled:

> when "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote...

>> You're dead nosy for a cabbage.... ;)
>>
>> DS

> Titter
> Edith. eheheheheheh-this is fun.


Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

The land you own... Do you own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why can't you put on mascara with your mouth closed?

What's your middle name?


Why can't you brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand 
up and say, "My name is Edith, and I am an alcoholic"?

Can you still speak Serbian?


Why is there a light in you fridge and not in your freezer?

Have you noticed that mineral water that has trickled through mountains for 
centuries has a 'use by' date? Does that bother you?

Are you related to Slobodan Milosevic?


Why does your toaster have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible 
crisp no one would eat?

What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Why do you point to your wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to 
your crotch when asking, "where's the bathroom?"

Where's the weirdest place you ever had sex?


Why is it that when I told you that there are over billion stars in the 
universe, you believed me, but when I told you the paint was wet you had to 
touch it to make sure?

Are you rich?


Have you stopped brutalising your boyfriend?

Is Jesus really the answer?

Why do you never respond to my email?

Johnny@ominous.portent <Johnny@ominous.portent> tom una respiracin
profunda, asida un pedazo del pedernal, detenida brevemente, despus
furiosamente rasguada:

>>> Can you still get it up?
>
>> The tent? Haven't tried this year. Might go camping later
>> in the summer. Hope so then...
>
>> Kezzi. . .                 Oh, bu99er.......
>
> You're a funny guy, Kez.
>
> Johnny-working-too


Hey Johnny-working-too,

you just reminded me what I'm s'posed to be doin'!!! OK - quick brew then 
I'm back on it. Another hour or two and I'll call it a day!!

You take care now,
Kez. . . .

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller" <> Hello DS. How are you.? How old are you.? Are you
> married? What kind of
> > motorbike do you ride? Do you keep hens? What size shoes do you wear? Do
> > you
> > have all your own teath? Do you wear specs? Are you a him? Can you still
> > get
> > it up? Do you have American Express? How's yer buddgie?
> >
> > Edith. eheheheheheh-this is fun.
> >
>  Get a life, Edith! Stop living other people's.
>
> Rex.


I can't. I'm confined to my flat for a month at least. The workers use my
toilet and I let them in at 7 am each day.
How is your life buddy. Have you been on the fens lately.?

Edith.

"andy"  wrote in message
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>
> "Norcot"  wrote in message
> news:O3wye.334$444.219@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
>
> > Get a life, Edith! Stop living other people's.
> >
>
> Methinks she's been drinking!
>
> andy


No, I don't learly drink, hic! I yust preetnd. I vhanen't been drunk fro
years. Well, nto sprauled in out the gtuter anhywo, hic.! Besides, oyur yust
ejellous, Rex.

Edith.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> >> You're dead nosy for a cabbage.... ;)
> >>
> >> DS

Who? ME?
>
> > What size shoes do you wear?
>
> 7 in a shoe; 8 in a boot.

WHAT!

> The tent? Haven't tried this year. Might go camping later in the summer.
> Hope so then...


I meant the Honda, ya silly darf ol fourtysevener.

>
> > Do you have American Express?
>
> Of course!

> Kezzi. . .                 Oh, bu99er.......


Gees. 47-Honda- size 8-American Express. Blimey. D'yuh fancy leaving yer
wife und commin ovver tuh Nowhere?

Nice auntie Edith.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> >> Can you still get it up?
>
> > The tent? Haven't tried this year. Might go camping later
> > in the summer. Hope so then...
>
> > Kezzi. . .                 Oh, bu99er.......
>
> You're a funny guy, Kez.
>
> Johnny-working-too


Have you met him, Johnny. He really is, not to mention KH. They suit each
other to a T. I believe that when he removes all his silver bits he'll only
way about 12 stone.

Edith Knowall.

> Hey Johnny-working-too,
> 
> you just reminded me what I'm s'posed to be doin'!!! OK -
> quick brew then I'm back on it. Another hour or two and
> I'll call it a day!! 
> 
> You take care now,
> Kez. . . .


A brewskie at work? We used to keep beer in the fridge here but 
that was when we were in our twenties. Now it's filtered water, 
various juices and the odd bit of fruit.

It's not even lunch-time here yet.

Johnny-getting-peckish

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> Have you met him, Johnny. He really is, not to mention KH.
> They suit each other to a T. I believe that when he removes
> all his silver bits he'll only way about 12 stone.
> 
> Edith Knowall.


We met at the Twa Dogs in April. He had the whole family with 
him. He's the light-weight in the family to be sure. Wish I 
could say the same. 

Johnny-heavy-weight

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"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
>

To relieve himself in the bathroom


> The land you own... Do you own it all the way down to the core of the

earth?

No. Just the depth of two carrots.

>
> Why can't you put on mascara with your mouth closed?


Why can't you?

>
> What's your middle name?


:0P Not telling

>
> Why can't you brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?


Because I'm always hungry and I love that minty taste.

>
> Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand
> up and say, "My name is Edith, and I am an alcoholic"?


You've been to one of those meetings.? I'd rather be the bumb that I am.
Bumbs don't have to attend all those meetings.

>
> Can you still speak Serbian?


Eeeeerm. I'm doing my best. Will Korskenkorva do it?

>
> Why is there a light in you fridge and not in your freezer?


Because I don't have one.

>
> Have you noticed that mineral water that has trickled through mountains
for
> centuries has a 'use by' date? Does that bother you?


Not as long as I can still see to read. Whar's me specs


> Are you related to Slobodan Milosevic?


No. Definitely not, coss me Mam said so.


> Why does your toaster have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> crisp no one would eat?


It hasn't. It's a cheap one. It needs a stick o dinamite .. ..'. .... to get
it going

>
> What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?


Got conceived.


> Why do you point to your wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to
> your crotch when asking, "where's the bathroom?"


Who said I don't. Duh!

>
> Where's the weirdest place you ever had sex?


In an hollow tree trunk, full of ants-big ones.


> Why is it that when I told you that there are over billion stars in the
> universe, you believed me, but when I told you the paint was wet you had
to
> touch it to make sure?


Because I couldn't touch the stars


> Are you rich?


In many ways.


> Have you stopped brutalising your boyfriend?

NO!
>
> Is Jesus really the answer?

Givower.
>
> Why do you never respond to my email?


What email, DS?

Off to find out where that duty sanches' email is.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Have you met him, Johnny. He really is, not to mention KH.
> > They suit each other to a T. I believe that when he removes
> > all his silver bits he'll only way about 12 stone.
> >
> > Edith Knowall.
>
> We met at the Twa Dogs in April. He had the whole family with
> him. He's the light-weight in the family to be sure. Wish I
> could say the same.
>
> Johnny-heavy-weight


Me too, I'm afraid. I live a too good a life
Edith.

Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:

>>Hey Johnny-working-too,
>>
>>you just reminded me what I'm s'posed to be doin'!!! OK -
>>quick brew then I'm back on it. Another hour or two and
>>I'll call it a day!! 
>>
>>You take care now,
>>Kez. . . .
> 
> 
> A brewskie at work? We used to keep beer in the fridge here but 
> that was when we were in our twenties. Now it's filtered water, 
> various juices and the odd bit of fruit.
> 
> It's not even lunch-time here yet.
> 
> Johnny-getting-peckish


A quick brew means making a cup of tea back at 'yam'.

Jp

> A quick brew means making a cup of tea back at 'yam'.
> 
> Jp


Oh. Not here. Cultural differences.

Beer in the fridge at work lead to to many alcoholic clients 
anyways.

Johnny-30C-high-humidity-again 


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> Me too, I'm afraid. I live a too good a life
> Edith.


Me too. Alberta beef on the BBQ again tonight. Ho hum.

Johnny-meat-eater

PS Alberta beef - where there's hardly any BSE!

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<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Me too, I'm afraid. I live a too good a life
> > Edith.
>
> Me too. Alberta beef on the BBQ again tonight. Ho hum.
>
> Johnny-meat-eater
>
> PS Alberta beef - where there's hardly any BSE!


How much do you weigh, everyone ? I'll tell you if you tell me.

Edith Backdrive-Overturn.

The Traveller wrote:

> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> news:42cac8a4$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
> 
>>>Me too, I'm afraid. I live a too good a life
>>>Edith.
>>
>>Me too. Alberta beef on the BBQ again tonight. Ho hum.
>>
>>Johnny-meat-eater
>>
>>PS Alberta beef - where there's hardly any BSE!
> 
> 
> How much do you weigh, everyone ? I'll tell you if you tell me.
> 
> Edith Backdrive-Overturn.
> 
> 

Backdrive Overturn? That sounds like a band.

You ain't seen nothin' yet,
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet,
Here's something that you never gonna forget,

An' I ain't tellin'

I was 7lb 2oz when I was born.

Jp

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> The Traveller wrote:
> > <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> > news:42cac8a4$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
> >
> >>>Me too, I'm afraid. I live a too good a life
> >>>Edith.
> >>
> >>Me too. Alberta beef on the BBQ again tonight. Ho hum.
> >>
> >>Johnny-meat-eater
> >>
> >>PS Alberta beef - where there's hardly any BSE!
> >
> >
> > How much do you weigh, everyone ? I'll tell you if you tell me.
> >
> > Edith Backdrive-Overturn.
> >
> >
> Backdrive Overturn? That sounds like a band.
>
> You ain't seen nothin' yet,
> B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet,
> Here's something that you never gonna forget,
>
> An' I ain't tellin'
>
> I was 7lb 2oz when I was born.
>
> Jp


and then you became kilos. Gowan-tell, bbbbbbBaby

Edith

>> Backdrive Overturn? That sounds like a band.
>>
>> You ain't seen nothin' yet,
>> B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet,
>> Here's something that you never gonna forget,
>>
>> An' I ain't tellin'
>>
>> I was 7lb 2oz when I was born.
>>
>> Jp
> 
> and then you became kilos. Gowan-tell, bbbbbbBaby
> 
> Edith


Randy Bachman did a fine job at the Canada Live8 concert BTW.

My weight is a constantly changing thing. Couldn't possibly 
guess what it is at the moment.

I think I'll have a banana.

Johnny-still-at-work

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>
> Washing dishes: washing floors. washing clothes. washing windows. washing
> steps. washing carpets.washing insides of cars. washing. outsides of cars.
> washing kids. washing push bikes. washing prams. washing walls. washing
> ceilings. washing dogs. washing indoors. washing outdoor. washing cookers.
> washing baths. no pay. no holidays-then-doing the same for everybody 
> else.#


Seems you spend too much time washing. No sooner do you wash something than 
it just gets dirty again. Why bother? Just leave them all dirty. It's the 
state they all want to be in, anyway. Make your surroundings happy and leave 
them dirty, and then you'll free up loads of time to go swimming in the 
fjord or bonking or something pleasant like that.

ally-giver-of-useful-advice

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>
> "Norcot"  wrote in message 
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>
>> Get a life, Edith! Stop living other people's.
>>
>
> Methinks she's been drinking!
>


You obviously haven't been around here very long. This is Edith on her 
normal form.

Now, when she *has* been drinking.... ooh that's a different story 
altogether.

Been on the glgg recently, Edith?

ally

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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>a l l y ally@situponDOGGIE wrote in reply to Kezzi's:
>
>
> Don't do yoursel' down so.... I wuv you just the way you are!!


Ah, thanks, you gorgeous old hunky thing, you!


>
>> although I've mentioned it a couple of times. How about moving
>> east a bit? It would be nice to meet Dave Licquorice, for example,
>> although I don't think you'd want to travel all the way from Dalton
>> to Alston for a night out!
>
> Dave can possibly meet us halfway... Though *we would* travel to those 
> far-flung places *IF* there was a stopover thrown in.
>

Where's Dave when you want him? Maybe this thread is too obscure a place for 
people to look - I may just start a new one.... AAAAGHGGHHH! BLOODY 
LOW-FLYING AIRCRAFT NEARLY TOOK MY BLOODY ROOF WITH THEM!!!_______er, where 
was I? Yeah, new thread. Will do. Dave. Need to find.

ally-heart-still-thumping

a l l y  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42c91c1a$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> a l l y ally@situponDOGGIE wrote in reply to Kezzi's:
>>
>>
>> Don't do yoursel' down so.... I wuv you just the way you are!!
>
> Ah, thanks, you gorgeous old hunky thing, you!


Hey! Less of the 'old'....!!


> ally-heart-still-thumping


Sweet dreams.... ;)

@)-}---}---

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "andy"  wrote in message
> news:cpednXeK_s-1ElffRVnyrQ@pipex.net...
> >
> > "Norcot"  wrote in message
> > news:O3wye.334$444.219@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
> >
> >> Get a life, Edith! Stop living other people's.
> >>
> >
> > Methinks she's been drinking!
> >
>
> You obviously haven't been around here very long. This is Edith on her
> normal form.
>
> Now, when she *has* been drinking.... ooh that's a different story
> altogether.
>
> Been on the glgg recently, Edith?
>
> ally


bgerawf. I don't drink.

Nocturnally, Edith.

Down yonder green valley
Where stream lets me wonder
Where blackbird is singing
I pensively roam.

 pensively  pensively  pensively giggle.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> a l l y  wrote:
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42c91c1a$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >> a l l y ally@situponDOGGIE wrote in reply to Kezzi's:
> >>
> >>
> >> Don't do yoursel' down so.... I wuv you just the way you are!!
> >
> > Ah, thanks, you gorgeous old hunky thing, you!
>
> Hey! Less of the 'old'....!!
>
> > ally-heart-still-thumping
>
> Sweet dreams.... ;)
>
> @)-}---}---
>

Splutter. Puke!

Edith.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> ally-giver-of-useful-advice


Thank you oh gifted one.

Duty ol' auntie Edith.

The Traveller  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42ca8fa7$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>> You're dead nosy for a cabbage.... ;)
>>>>
>>>> DS
>
> Who? ME?

Yup. You.

>>> What size shoes do you wear?

>> 7 in a shoe; 8 in a boot.

> WHAT!


7 in a shoe; 8 in a boot. Yo gun diff??


>> The tent? Haven't tried this year. Might go camping later in the
>> summer. Hope so then...

> I meant the Honda, ya silly darf ol fourtysevener.


Got it up yet!!! Doh! Silly me.... No - the bleddy fibromiwotsits is still
givin' me gyp... :(


>>> Do you have American Express?

>> Of course!

> Gees. 47-Honda- size 8-American Express. Blimey. D'yuh fancy leaving
> yer wife und commin ovver tuh Nowhere?
>
> Nice auntie Edith.


I asked KH but she said it was wrong wiv yer auntie but OK wiv yer mate.
Sorry auntie.

Yer luvin' nephew,
Kezzi. . .

The Traveller  wrote:

> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> news:42ca934f$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
>>>> Can you still get it up?
>>
>>> The tent? Haven't tried this year. Might go camping later
>>> in the summer. Hope so then...
>>
>>> Kezzi. . .                 Oh, bu99er.......
>>
>> You're a funny guy, Kez.
>
> Have you met him, Johnny.


We met in Keswycke and hope to do it again across the Big Pond in the near 
future.


> He really is, not to mention KH. They suit each other to a T.


Good humour and a leather fetish. Good enough reason to get hitched we 
thought...


> I believe that when he removes all his silver bits
> he'll only way about 12 stone.
>
> Edith Knowall.


I weighed all the bling and it came to 4 lbs. You should see the torque 
bracelet KH bought me in Scotland. My right arm is now 2" longer than my 
left!! You were spot on with the weight!!! How d'ya do that?

Kez-intrigued

Johnny@ominous.portent <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote:

>> Have you met him, Johnny. He really is, not to mention KH.
>> They suit each other to a T. I believe that when he removes
>> all his silver bits he'll only way about 12 stone.
>>
>> Edith Knowall.
>
> We met at the Twa Dogs in April. He had the whole family with
> him. He's the light-weight in the family to be sure. Wish I
> could say the same.
>
> Johnny-heavy-weight


Nah, our Helen's the lightweight. She's just like Tinkerbelle. You probably 
didn't notice - mind you (we didn't realise it then), but Alison is 
pregnant!!!

Kez-average

The Traveller  wrote:

> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> news:42cac8a4$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
>>> Me too, I'm afraid. I live a too good a life
>>> Edith.
>>
>> Me too. Alberta beef on the BBQ again tonight. Ho hum.
>>
>> Johnny-meat-eater
>>
>> PS Alberta beef - where there's hardly any BSE!
>
> How much do you weigh, everyone ? I'll tell you if you tell me.
>
> Edith Backdrive-Overturn.


12 stone. . . without the bling

Jpinny  wrote:

> The Traveller wrote:
>> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
>> news:42cac8a4$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
>>
>> How much do you weigh, everyone ? I'll tell you if you tell me.
>>
>> Edith Backdrive-Overturn.
>>
>>
> Backdrive Overturn? That sounds like a band.
>
> You ain't seen nothin' yet,
> B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet,
> Here's something that you never gonna forget,
>
> An' I ain't tellin'
>
> I was 7lb 2oz when I was born.
>
> Jp


About 9st less than you weigh now!!

Jpinny  wrote:

> Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:
>>> Hey Johnny-working-too,
>>>
>>> you just reminded me what I'm s'posed to be doin'!!! OK -
>>> quick brew then I'm back on it. Another hour or two and
>>> I'll call it a day!!
>>>
>>> You take care now,
>>> Kez. . . .
>>
>>
>> A brewskie at work? We used to keep beer in the fridge here but
>> that was when we were in our twenties. Now it's filtered water,
>> various juices and the odd bit of fruit.
>>
>> It's not even lunch-time here yet.
>>
>> Johnny-getting-peckish
>
> A quick brew means making a cup of tea back at 'yam'.
>
> Jp


Or a coffee round these here parts....

The Traveller  wrote:

> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3j07moFnp7ckU1@individual.net...
>> You obviously haven't been around here very long. This is Edith on
>> her normal form.
>>
>> Now, when she *has* been drinking.... ooh that's a different story
>> altogether.
>>
>> Been on the glgg recently, Edith?
>>
>> ally
>
> bgerawf. I don't drink.
>
> Nocturnally, Edith.
>
> Down yonder green valley
> Where stream lets me wonder
> Where blackbird is singing
> I pensively roam.
>
> pensively  pensively  pensively giggle.


Baggerorffff..... You was piffed at Cockermouth on them silly green 
drinks!!!

The Traveller  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42cb117b_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> a l l y  wrote:
>>> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
>>> news:42c91c1a$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>> a l l y ally@situponDOGGIE wrote in reply to Kezzi's:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Don't do yoursel' down so.... I wuv you just the way you are!!
>>>
>>> Ah, thanks, you gorgeous old hunky thing, you!
>>
>> Hey! Less of the 'old'....!!
>>
>>> ally-heart-still-thumping
>>
>> Sweet dreams.... ;)
>>
>> @)-}---}---
>>
> Splutter. Puke!
>
> Edith.


Jealous?

The Traveller wrote:

> "andy"  wrote in message
> news:VIydnWrlzZdH21TfRVnygw@pipex.net...
>
> Pheeow!!!!!!! I'm right tuckered out. Must rest. Off for a cuppa,
> then a screw. Actually four screw and I hope they're the right
> length.Errrrrrm...........


given your extensive work regimen which you spelled out for us I imagine you
had time for about three minutes each before you got back to the
washing......

Al




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Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:

>> Hey Johnny-working-too,
>>
>> you just reminded me what I'm s'posed to be doin'!!! OK -
>> quick brew then I'm back on it. Another hour or two and
>> I'll call it a day!!
>>
>> You take care now,
>> Kez. . . .
>
> A brewskie at work? We used to keep beer in the fridge here but
> that was when we were in our twenties. Now it's filtered water,
> various juices and the odd bit of fruit.
>
> It's not even lunch-time here yet.
>
> Johnny-getting-peckish


I was relating tales of the good old days to the kiddies at work recently.
My fellow worker of the Cajun persuasion (JP won't let me call him a xxxx
xxx anymore) and I would work weekends.  Frequently we'd be the only two
people on the building floor.  He'd bring his portable TV to watch the LSU
football game and when we got hungry he'd call the local Pizza Hut and get a
pizza delivered.  After a few weeks of this we got to know the Pizza Hut
folks and would have the delivery guy stop at the local convenience store
and pick up two six packs of ice cold beer.  That came to an end when the
cleaners complained about the excessive number of beer cans they had to
remove on Sunday night.

Al




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Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:

>> Me too, I'm afraid. I live a too good a life
>> Edith.
>
> Me too. Alberta beef on the BBQ again tonight. Ho hum.
>
> Johnny-meat-eater
>
> PS Alberta beef - where there's hardly any BSE!


no need to take that superior attitude, we had it last week in Shrub's
neighbourhood.

Al




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Kezzi wrote:

>
> The land you own... Do you own it all the way down to the core of the
> earth?


no, there's a clause in the sale that said I only own 1/16 of the mineral
rights so when you get down a few feet to the oil and gas it ain't all mine.

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"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> > Gees. 47-Honda- size 8-American Express. Blimey. D'yuh fancy leaving
> > yer wife und commin ovver tuh Nowhere?
> >
> > Nice auntie Edith.
>
> I asked KH but she said it was wrong wiv yer auntie but OK wiv yer mate.
> Sorry auntie.
>
> Yer luvin' nephew,
> Kezzi. . .


ROOOOOOOOOOOOOFL. That lass of your sure has a sense of humour.

Edith.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> The Traveller  wrote:
> > <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> > news:42ca934f$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
> >>>> Can you still get it up?
> >>
> >>> The tent? Haven't tried this year. Might go camping later
> >>> in the summer. Hope so then...
> >>
> >>> Kezzi. . .                 Oh, bu99er.......
> >>
> >> You're a funny guy, Kez.
> >
> > Have you met him, Johnny.
>
> We met in Keswycke and hope to do it again across the Big Pond in the near
> future.
>
> > He really is, not to mention KH. They suit each other to a T.
>
> Good humour and a leather fetish. Good enough reason to get hitched we
> thought...
>
> > I believe that when he removes all his silver bits
> > he'll only way about 12 stone.
> >
> > Edith Knowall.
>
> I weighed all the bling and it came to 4 lbs. You should see the torque
> bracelet KH bought me in Scotland. My right arm is now 2" longer than my
> left!! You were spot on with the weight!!! How d'ya do that?
>
> Kez-intrigued


Don't ask. I'll get nervous.

Edith.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> The Traveller  wrote:
> > <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> > news:42cac8a4$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
> >>> Me too, I'm afraid. I live a too good a life
> >>> Edith.
> >>
> >> Me too. Alberta beef on the BBQ again tonight. Ho hum.
> >>
> >> Johnny-meat-eater
> >>
> >> PS Alberta beef - where there's hardly any BSE!
> >
> > How much do you weigh, everyone ? I'll tell you if you tell me.
> >
> > Edith Backdrive-Overturn.
>
> 12 stone. . . without the bling


Me: 71 kilos, stripped. Only 20 kilos too many compared to my
hight-........oh bwaaaaa sob sob.

Edith

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> The Traveller  wrote:
> > "a l l y"  wrote in message
> > news:3j07moFnp7ckU1@individual.net...
> >> You obviously haven't been around here very long. This is Edith on
> >> her normal form.
> >>
> >> Now, when she *has* been drinking.... ooh that's a different story
> >> altogether.
> >>
> >> Been on the glgg recently, Edith?
> >>
> >> ally
> >
> > bgerawf. I don't drink.
> >
> > Nocturnally, Edith.
> >
> > Down yonder green valley
> > Where stream lets me wonder
> > Where blackbird is singing
> > I pensively roam.
> >
> > pensively  pensively  pensively giggle.
>
> Baggerorffff..... You was piffed at Cockermouth on them silly green
> drinks!!!


rofl. I know I wasn't myself but that was because the drummer only had a
vest on-and on a Sunday - Shiver me timbers, I can't stand that fella.

Edith.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> The Traveller  wrote:
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42cb117b_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >> a l l y  wrote:
> >>> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> >>> news:42c91c1a$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>>> a l l y ally@situponDOGGIE wrote in reply to Kezzi's:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Don't do yoursel' down so.... I wuv you just the way you are!!
> >>>
> >>> Ah, thanks, you gorgeous old hunky thing, you!
> >>
> >> Hey! Less of the 'old'....!!
> >>
> >>> ally-heart-still-thumping
> >>
> >> Sweet dreams.... ;)
> >>
> >> @)-}---}---
> >>
> > Splutter. Puke!
> >
> > Edith.
>
> Jealous?


Yes. Now, go on the Noni capsules and see if they help your pain. npi. I
have.

Edith off to take her two NONI capsules.

"Alfred Packer"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
> > "andy"  wrote in message
> > news:VIydnWrlzZdH21TfRVnygw@pipex.net...
> >
> > Pheeow!!!!!!! I'm right tuckered out. Must rest. Off for a cuppa,
> > then a screw. Actually four screw and I hope they're the right
> > length.Errrrrrm...........
>
> given your extensive work regimen which you spelled out for us I imagine
you
> had time for about three minutes each before you got back to the
> washing......
>
> Al


ROOOOFL. You don't say much but when you do.

Edith-made a table.

"Alfred Packer"  wrote in message
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> Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:
> >> Hey Johnny-working-too,
> >>
> >> you just reminded me what I'm s'posed to be doin'!!! OK -
> >> quick brew then I'm back on it. Another hour or two and
> >> I'll call it a day!!
> >>
> >> You take care now,
> >> Kez. . . .
> >
> > A brewskie at work? We used to keep beer in the fridge here but
> > that was when we were in our twenties. Now it's filtered water,
> > various juices and the odd bit of fruit.
> >
> > It's not even lunch-time here yet.
> >
> > Johnny-getting-peckish
>
> I was relating tales of the good old days to the kiddies at work recently.
> My fellow worker of the Cajun persuasion (JP won't let me call him a xxxx
> xxx anymore) and I would work weekends.  Frequently we'd be the only two
> people on the building floor.  He'd bring his portable TV to watch the LSU
> football game and when we got hungry he'd call the local Pizza Hut and get
a
> pizza delivered.  After a few weeks of this we got to know the Pizza Hut
> folks and would have the delivery guy stop at the local convenience store
> and pick up two six packs of ice cold beer.  That came to an end when the
> cleaners complained about the excessive number of beer cans they had to
> remove on Sunday night.
>
> Al


ROOOOOOOOOFl. This is fun. Here you get a bob a can. Funny cleaners who
didn't think about upping their wages.

Edith collects em.

"Alfred Packer"  wrote in message
news:42cb2807$1_1@spool9-west.superfeed.net...

> Kezzi wrote:
> >
> > The land you own... Do you own it all the way down to the core of the
> > earth?
>
> no, there's a clause in the sale that said I only own 1/16 of the mineral
> rights so when you get down a few feet to the oil and gas it ain't all
mine.
>
> Al


I thought that if you found oil on your own land, it was yours.

Giant Edith.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
news:42cb1a5d$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> Nah, our Helen's the lightweight. She's just like Tinkerbelle. You
probably
> didn't notice - mind you (we didn't realise it then), but Alison is
> pregnant!!!
>
> Kez-average


Alison? Is that the sheep dog?

Edith running fast in the opposite direction.

I reckon I probably have one of the finest Bishops in the UK. 
Always there when needed. Never flinches at what has to be done.
Does an excellent job AND enjoys doing so. All of the females who
avail themselves of the Bishops services are effusesive in their
praises.It truely is a spiritual experience for all of them.  Nearly
all of them return when the need arises which in some cases is very
often.  I must have one of the biggest best provided for in the UK.
The body is about nine and a half inches long with a handsome purple
mitre on top. Mind you the back-up available is phenomenal.
The general diameter? Well!! When standing to attention, and that
happens quite often, is over two inches. Testicles? About the size of
a medium grade hens egg. 

Yes life is wonderful.

The Traveller  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42cb1c06_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>>
>>>> @)-}---}---
>>>>
>>> Splutter. Puke!
>>>
>>> Edith.
>>
>> Jealous?
>
> Yes. Now, go on the Noni capsules and see if they help your pain.
> npi. I have.
>
> Edith off to take her two NONI capsules


Coincidently I'm on the Noni Concentrate 
(http://www.samento.com.ec/sciencelib/nonimain.html/) Brilliant for the 
neurotoxic pain and far cheaper than any sugar coated capsule (which sorta 
defeats the object)!!

Kezzi. . .
"The Samento FAQ" - another FREE service from Kezzi. . .
http://samento-faq.eu.kz/

The Traveller  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42cb1a5d$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> Nah, our Helen's the lightweight. She's just like Tinkerbelle. You
>> probably didn't notice - mind you (we didn't realise it then), but
>> Alison is pregnant!!!
>>
>> Kez-average
>
> Alison? Is that the sheep dog?
>
> Edith running fast in the opposite direction.


Poor lass. She's been called some things in her time....

Kezzi-looking-forward-to-the-pup(s)

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> rofl. I know I wasn't myself but that was because the drummer only had a
> vest on-and on a Sunday - Shiver me timbers, I can't stand that fella.
>

I'm sure he had some trousers. I'd have noticed.

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> ROOOOOOOOOFl. This is fun. Here you get a bob a can. Funny cleaners who
> didn't think about upping their wages.
>
> Edith collects em.
>

So presumably these cans are being recycled, and it's profitable enough for 
the recycling company to pay for their raw materials (i.e., used cans). I 
wonder how they manage to make it economical? It's something we could do 
with learning from them, here, where recycling companies struggle to make 
ends meet.

ally

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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>
> Nah, our Helen's the lightweight. She's just like Tinkerbelle. You 
> probably didn't notice - mind you (we didn't realise it then), but Alison 
> is pregnant!!!
>

Hurrah! Please send congrats from the double-Ll-ed Allison to the 
single-L-ed Alison.

.... if that makes sense.

ally

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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>
> I weighed all the bling and it came to 4 lbs. You should see the torque 
> bracelet KH bought me in Scotland. My right arm is now 2" longer than my 
> left!! You were spot on with the weight!!! How d'ya do that?
>
> Kez-intrigued

She's a Sun Goddess. She has Powers.

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> I thought that if you found oil on your own land, it was yours.
>

Only if it's in a wee bottle and labelled, "Mazola".

ally

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> The Traveller  wrote:
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42cb1c06_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>>>
> >>>> @)-}---}---
> >>>>
> >>> Splutter. Puke!
> >>>
> >>> Edith.
> >>
> >> Jealous?
> >
> > Yes. Now, go on the Noni capsules and see if they help your pain.
> > npi. I have.
> >
> > Edith off to take her two NONI capsules
>
> Coincidently I'm on the Noni Concentrate
> (http://www.samento.com.ec/sciencelib/nonimain.html/) Brilliant for the
> neurotoxic pain and far cheaper than any sugar coated capsule (which sorta
> defeats the object)!!
>
> Kezzi. . .
> "The Samento FAQ" - another FREE service from Kezzi. . .
> http://samento-faq.eu.kz/


So, is samento from the noni plant or not, chuck? Geewiz you are awfully
vips, you two. I don't think I can associate with you any longer as I feel
quite .........errrrm?............... I'm just going down for my snail mail.
You may never see or hear from me again.

Edith.

(Yust yoking)

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> The Traveller  wrote:
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42cb1a5d$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >> Nah, our Helen's the lightweight. She's just like Tinkerbelle. You
> >> probably didn't notice - mind you (we didn't realise it then), but
> >> Alison is pregnant!!!
> >>
> >> Kez-average
> >
> > Alison? Is that the sheep dog?
> >
> > Edith running fast in the opposite direction.
>
> Poor lass. She's been called some things in her time....
>
> Kezzi-looking-forward-to-the-pup(s)


Hey! Noo that's enuff uv that. There's a difference between a 'dog' and a
sheep dog.

Edith Knowall.

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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >
> > I thought that if you found oil on your own land, it was yours.
> >
> Only if it's in a wee bottle and labelled, "Mazola".
>
> ally


Titter. There's oil in lots of things.

Just look at 'Oily' Johnny

Just dashed behind a dustbin.

Edith.

a l l y  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42cb1a5d$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>
>> Nah, our Helen's the lightweight. She's just like Tinkerbelle. You
>> probably didn't notice - mind you (we didn't realise it then), but
>> Alison is pregnant!!!
>>
> Hurrah! Please send congrats from the double-Ll-ed Allison to the
> single-L-ed Alison.
>
> ... if that makes sense.
>
> ally


Will do - but she knows and he knows and we know it was an accident....!

Every time you get saved up for something......

Duh!!

Kez. . . .

> no need to take that superior attitude, we had it last week
> in Shrub's neighbourhood.
> 
> Al


Do you ever get the feeling there's more of it about than they 
are admitting?

I do.

Johnny-suspicious

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"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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>
> Will do - but she knows and he knows and we know it was an accident....!
>
> Every time you get saved up for something......
>

Well, maybe, but soon enough there'll be a real little person that you'll be 
dead proud of having as a grandchild, however skint he/she makes you.

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> So, is samento from the noni plant or not, chuck? Geewiz you are awfully
> vips, you two. I don't think I can associate with you any longer as I feel
> quite .........errrrm?............... I'm just going down for my snail 
> mail.
> You may never see or hear from me again.
>


Yeah, I always thought they were a bit cleverer than they were letting on. 
Just like you, Edith...

ally

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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:gQNye.58463$Fe7.193256@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > So, is samento from the noni plant or not, chuck? Geewiz you are awfully
> > vips, you two. I don't think I can associate with you any longer as I
feel
> > quite .........errrrm?............... I'm just going down for my snail
> > mail.
> > You may never see or hear from me again.
> >
>
> Yeah, I always thought they were a bit cleverer than they were letting on.
> Just like you, Edith...
>
> ally


No! No! Not me, Ally. What you see is what you get. I don't have a degree in
anything. I'm just me. Honest. Did have big plans once but then I, errrm
kinda slipped up.Honest Mam, it wasn't my fault. I wasn't even there.cough
CHOKE!

Edith

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>
> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
> news:42cbc2f5$1_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>
>> Will do - but she knows and he knows and we know it was an accident....!
>>
>> Every time you get saved up for something......
>>
> Well, maybe, but soon enough there'll be a real little person that you'll 
> be dead proud of having as a grandchild, however skint he/she makes you.
>
> ally


Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts showing too much 
'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't kiddin' tha when I tell thee her 
biggest ambition since she were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi' full 
trimmin's!!

Ah've already got yan o' they gran'kids. What's I wunt anuther yan fer? Ah'm 
still prayin' fer a false alarm ;) She's 'ad a couple o'they wi' that 
mini-pill thing.....

> "The Traveller"  wrote in message 
> news:gQNye.58463$Fe7.193256@news000.worldonline.dk...
>>
>> So, is samento from the noni plant or not, chuck? Geewiz you are awfully
>> vips, you two. I don't think I can associate with you any longer as I 
>> feel
>> quite .........errrrm?............... I'm just going down for my snail 
>> mail.
>> You may never see or hear from me again.


Naw..... Samento's from the Uncaria tomentosa vine deep in the Peruvian rain 
forest, and Noni's from the Morinda citrifolia tree and is a tad South 
Pacific. The ole Samento is a good all-round antimicrobial (been shown to be 
successful in treating over 300 illnesses you know), and the Noni is 
antiviral and detoxifying.

Dunno about VIPs but we get to go and lecture at some posh medical 
conferences!!

> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts
> showing too much 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't
> kiddin' tha when I tell thee her biggest ambition since she
> were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi' full 
> trimmin's!! 
> 
> Ah've already got yan o' they gran'kids. What's I wunt
> anuther yan fer? Ah'm still prayin' fer a false alarm ;)
> She's 'ad a couple o'they wi' that mini-pill thing..... 


Wedding? What are you going on about? Nobody bothers with that 
anymore. Good grief!

Johnny-best-man-every-day

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"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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>
> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts showing too much 
> 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't kiddin' tha when I tell thee her 
> biggest ambition since she were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi' 
> full trimmin's!!
>

What a nice old-fashioned chap he must be.


> Ah've already got yan o' they gran'kids. What's I wunt anuther yan fer? 
> Ah'm still prayin' fer a false alarm ;) She's 'ad a couple o'they wi' that 
> mini-pill thing.....

Hey, do the grandparenting thing while you're still young enough to enjoy 
them! Must be awful having bouncing bairns visiting when you're in your 70s 
and feeling too knackered to play with them.

ally

Johnny@ominous.portent <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote:

>> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts
>> showing too much 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't
>> kiddin' tha when I tell thee her biggest ambition since she
>> were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi' full
>> trimmin's!!
>
> Wedding? What are you going on about? Nobody bothers with that
> anymore. Good grief!
>
> Johnny-best-man-every-day
>


I've forwarded her a copy of your email. You are the man!!!

Cheers,
Kez-'celebrating'-my-own-wedding-aniversary-tonight

a l l y  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42cbe5ec$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>
>> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts showing
>> too much 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't kiddin' tha when I
>> tell thee her biggest ambition since she were about 6 year old were
>> to be a bride wi' full trimmin's!!
>>
> What a nice old-fashioned chap he must be.


It's not 'im.... It's Ali who's bin puttin' the pressure on fer the last 5 
years.....


> Hey, do the grandparenting thing while you're still young enough to
> enjoy them! Must be awful having bouncing bairns visiting when you're
> in your 70s and feeling too knackered to play with them.
>
> ally


I've sent a copy of your email to our Helen. You are the woman!!!!

Cheers,
Kez-knackered-now

> I've forwarded her a copy of your email. You are the man!!!
> 
> Cheers,
> Kez-'celebrating'-my-own-wedding-aniversary-tonight 


Kez - you're so old-school!

Johnny-backwarding-a-copy

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Alfred Packer wrote:


> I was relating tales of the good old days to the kiddies at work recently.
> My fellow worker of the Cajun persuasion (JP won't let me call him a xxxx
> xxx anymore) and I would work weekends.  Frequently we'd be the only two
> people on the building floor.  He'd bring his portable TV to watch the LSU
> football game and when we got hungry he'd call the local Pizza Hut and get a
> pizza delivered.  After a few weeks of this we got to know the Pizza Hut
> folks and would have the delivery guy stop at the local convenience store
> and pick up two six packs of ice cold beer.  That came to an end when the
> cleaners complained about the excessive number of beer cans they had to
> remove on Sunday night.
> 
> Al


I got in trouble from Someone Else for using that.

Jp

Kezzi wrote:


> About 9st less than you weigh now!! 
> 
> 

Higher. But thanks.

Jp

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> No! No! Not me, Ally. What you see is what you get. I don't have a degree 
> in
> anything. I'm just me. Honest. Did have big plans once but then I, errrm
> kinda slipped up.Honest Mam, it wasn't my fault. I wasn't even there.cough
> CHOKE!
>

Don't do yourself down. You may not have a degree, but you're a damn sight 
cleverer in real life than we see here. Not only that, but you've got a 
great singing voice and you're a talented artist. Not everyone lurking 
around here knows these things, but the cat is out of the bag.

ally-Edith-fan

Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:

>> no need to take that superior attitude, we had it last week
>> in Shrub's neighbourhood.
>>
>> Al
>
> Do you ever get the feeling there's more of it about than they
> are admitting?
>
> I do.
>
> Johnny-suspicious


I agree, they tested the one in Waco twice and came up negative then sent
some bits to England for a real test.  So how many pass the cheap test?  I
don't doubt that they burn the carcases of any suspects, they're just not
admitting how many suspects there are.

AL




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"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3j23buFnnd2qU1@individual.net...
> >
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42cbc2f5$1_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>
> >> Will do - but she knows and he knows and we know it was an
accident....!
> >>
> >> Every time you get saved up for something......
> >>
> > Well, maybe, but soon enough there'll be a real little person that
you'll
> > be dead proud of having as a grandchild, however skint he/she makes you.
> >
> > ally
>
> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts showing too much
> 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't kiddin' tha when I tell thee her
> biggest ambition since she were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi'
full
> trimmin's!!
>
> Ah've already got yan o' they gran'kids. What's I wunt anuther yan fer?
Ah'm
> still prayin' fer a false alarm ;) She's 'ad a couple o'they wi' that
> mini-pill thing.....
>

Efter me neenth a sez tuh me hubby, "Nex' teem it's yor'n toor te ga oop tut
hospital und if nut, a'all chop it off mesel' "

Edith.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> > news:gQNye.58463$Fe7.193256@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >>
> >> So, is samento from the noni plant or not, chuck? Geewiz you are
awfully
> >> vips, you two. I don't think I can associate with you any longer as I
> >> feel
> >> quite .........errrrm?............... I'm just going down for my snail
> >> mail.
> >> You may never see or hear from me again.
>
> Naw..... Samento's from the Uncaria tomentosa vine deep in the Peruvian
rain
> forest, and Noni's from the Morinda citrifolia tree and is a tad South
> Pacific. The ole Samento is a good all-round antimicrobial (been shown to
be
> successful in treating over 300 illnesses you know), and the Noni is
> antiviral and detoxifying.
>
> Dunno about VIPs but we get to go and lecture at some posh medical
> conferences!!
>

Well that's nice Kezzi. Perhaps you could advise me. Would samento help me
get younger.? I need to knock off 20 years and does Noni cause one to put on
weight  because I'm starting to look round.

Edith Worryingsom.

>>> Backdrive Overturn? That sounds like a band.
>>>
>>> You ain't seen nothin' yet,
>>> B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet,
>>> Here's something that you never gonna forget,
>>>
>>> An' I ain't tellin'
>>>
>>> I was 7lb 2oz when I was born.
>>>
>>> Jp
>>
>> and then you became kilos. Gowan-tell, bbbbbbBaby
>>
>> Edith
>
> Randy Bachman did a fine job at the Canada Live8 concert BTW.
>
> My weight is a constantly changing thing. Couldn't possibly
> guess what it is at the moment.
>
> I think I'll have a banana.
>
> Johnny-still-at-work
>

Ah, man. I didn't get to see any of the live8 concert.  Bachman-Turner
Overdrive is one of my favorite bands.  Maybe they'll do a replay on one of
the channels here.

bananas are good for you.

Tania-trying-to-forget-about-work

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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>
> > Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts
> > showing too much 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't
> > kiddin' tha when I tell thee her biggest ambition since she
> > were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi' full
> > trimmin's!!
> >
> > Ah've already got yan o' they gran'kids. What's I wunt
> > anuther yan fer? Ah'm still prayin' fer a false alarm ;)
> > She's 'ad a couple o'they wi' that mini-pill thing.....
>
> Wedding? What are you going on about? Nobody bothers with that
> anymore. Good grief!
>
> Johnny-best-man-every-day


Nae lad. It's a waist o money, putting pennies in the pockets o the fat
Priests and the merchants. Let her have her dress and boquette and have them
hold hands over the fountain in the garden and vow their love from there to
eternity. Much more beautiful. Then have a slap up feed afterwards.

Edith.

>> no need to take that superior attitude, we had it last week
>> in Shrub's neighbourhood.
>>
>> Al
>
> Do you ever get the feeling there's more of it about than they
> are admitting?
>
> I do.
>
> Johnny-suspicious
>

Uh, yeah.

We're eating a lot of chicken these days.(except for the burgers on the 4th)

Tania-gets-the-local-news

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42cbe5ec$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >
> > Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts showing too
much
> > 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't kiddin' tha when I tell thee
her
> > biggest ambition since she were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi'
> > full trimmin's!!
> >
> What a nice old-fashioned chap he must be.
>
> > Ah've already got yan o' they gran'kids. What's I wunt anuther yan fer?
> > Ah'm still prayin' fer a false alarm ;) She's 'ad a couple o'they wi'
that
> > mini-pill thing.....
> Hey, do the grandparenting thing while you're still young enough to enjoy
> them! Must be awful having bouncing bairns visiting when you're in your
70s
> and feeling too knackered to play with them.
>
> ally


Children-Grand Children- Great Grand children. I had the place turned upside
down by mine last night. Just been hoovering up digestive biscuits which the
youngest preffered instead of strawberries and cream-doh! EH? and putting
all the pillows back in their place and putting my whip away. No trouble at
all.

Super Gran.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> Johnny@ominous.portent <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote:
> >> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts
> >> showing too much 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't
> >> kiddin' tha when I tell thee her biggest ambition since she
> >> were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi' full
> >> trimmin's!!
> >
> > Wedding? What are you going on about? Nobody bothers with that
> > anymore. Good grief!
> >
> > Johnny-best-man-every-day
> >
>
> I've forwarded her a copy of your email. You are the man!!!
>
> Cheers,
> Kez-'celebrating'-my-own-wedding-aniversary-tonight


Congratulations KH and K. Hope there'll be many more.

Edith

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> a l l y  wrote:
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42cbe5ec$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>
> >> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts showing
> >> too much 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't kiddin' tha when I
> >> tell thee her biggest ambition since she were about 6 year old were
> >> to be a bride wi' full trimmin's!!
> >>
> > What a nice old-fashioned chap he must be.
>
> It's not 'im.... It's Ali who's bin puttin' the pressure on fer the last 5
> years.....


Ali??????????????? Gob smacked. Have you all gone mad?

Edith.

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> Alfred Packer wrote:
>
> > I was relating tales of the good old days to the kiddies at work
recently.
> > My fellow worker of the Cajun persuasion (JP won't let me call him a
xxxx
> > xxx anymore) and I would work weekends.  Frequently we'd be the only two
> > people on the building floor.  He'd bring his portable TV to watch the
LSU
> > football game and when we got hungry he'd call the local Pizza Hut and
get a
> > pizza delivered.  After a few weeks of this we got to know the Pizza Hut
> > folks and would have the delivery guy stop at the local convenience
store
> > and pick up two six packs of ice cold beer.  That came to an end when
the
> > cleaners complained about the excessive number of beer cans they had to
> > remove on Sunday night.
> >
> > Al
>
> I got in trouble from Someone Else for using that.
>
> Jp


What? What? teach me.

Naughty Edith.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:e3Rye.58524$Fe7.193286@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > No! No! Not me, Ally. What you see is what you get. I don't have a
degree
> > in
> > anything. I'm just me. Honest. Did have big plans once but then I, errrm
> > kinda slipped up.Honest Mam, it wasn't my fault. I wasn't even
there.cough
> > CHOKE!
> >
> Don't do yourself down. You may not have a degree, but you're a damn sight
> cleverer in real life than we see here. Not only that, but you've got a
> great singing voice and you're a talented artist. Not everyone lurking
> around here knows these things, but the cat is out of the bag.
>
> ally-Edith-fan


Oh dear me. Thank you. Now I really feel, eeeerm, I'll just slip quietly out
the back door with my tail between my legs.

I'm glad I'm alone at this moment.I'm all hot and bothered.I've never looked
on myself as being anything, really. I have never been able to put myself
into a specific catagory because there's always been a bit of the puzzle
missing.When you ain't got the diplom you just aint got it.

Edith.

"Alfred Packer"  wrote in message
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> Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:
> >> no need to take that superior attitude, we had it last week
> >> in Shrub's neighbourhood.
> >>
> >> Al
> >
> > Do you ever get the feeling there's more of it about than they
> > are admitting?
> >
> > I do.
> >
> > Johnny-suspicious
>
> I agree, they tested the one in Waco twice and came up negative then sent
> some bits to England for a real test.  So how many pass the cheap test?  I
> don't doubt that they burn the carcases of any suspects, they're just not
> admitting how many suspects there are.
>
> AL
>


What are you talking about, Al? F&M? Mad cow?

Edith.

"Tania"  wrote in message
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>
> >>> Backdrive Overturn? That sounds like a band.
> >>>
> >>> You ain't seen nothin' yet,
> >>> B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet,
> >>> Here's something that you never gonna forget,
> >>>
> >>> An' I ain't tellin'
> >>>
> >>> I was 7lb 2oz when I was born.
> >>>
> >>> Jp
> >>
> >> and then you became kilos. Gowan-tell, bbbbbbBaby
> >>
> >> Edith
> >
> > Randy Bachman did a fine job at the Canada Live8 concert BTW.
> >
> > My weight is a constantly changing thing. Couldn't possibly
> > guess what it is at the moment.
> >
> > I think I'll have a banana.
> >
> > Johnny-still-at-work
> >
> Ah, man. I didn't get to see any of the live8 concert.  Bachman-Turner
> Overdrive is one of my favorite bands.  Maybe they'll do a replay on one
of
> the channels here.
>
> bananas are good for you.
>
> Tania-trying-to-forget-about-work


Bless yah. Have another bannana. I liked THE FABULOUS THUNDERBIRDS too.

I wonder where Ian is.

Edith.

"Tania"  wrote in message
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>
> >> no need to take that superior attitude, we had it last week
> >> in Shrub's neighbourhood.
> >>
> >> Al
> >
> > Do you ever get the feeling there's more of it about than they
> > are admitting?
> >
> > I do.
> >
> > Johnny-suspicious
> >
> Uh, yeah.
>
> We're eating a lot of chicken these days.(except for the burgers on the
4th)
>
> Tania-gets-the-local-news


Aww, it's CHICKENS you are talking about. Dangerous stuff when it ain't
fresh and healthy.

Edith got sick in Spain once.

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>> Johnny-still-at-work
>>
> Ah, man. I didn't get to see any of the live8 concert.  Bachman-Turner
> Overdrive is one of my favorite bands.  Maybe they'll do a replay on one 
> of
> the channels here.
>

The Scottish Live 8 concert was on at Murrayfield in Edinburgh last night. 
Some of it was broadcast on BBC3 (for those who are able to receive it) but 
the whole thing could be watched live on streaming video on the BBC Scotland 
website. Pity it kept crashing, but the bits I saw were good. Many were 
bands who are rather famous in Scotland but unheard of elsewhere. Steve, who 
really knows his music, was somewhat bemused by people like Snow Patrol, for 
instance, and he can't stand the Proclaimers.

It came at the end of an extremely stressful day in Edinburgh, where major 
roads were blocked by G8 protesters and riots occurred in the sleepy little 
village of Aucherarder. Stirling, a pleasant small town in the central belt, 
has recently been upgraded (god knows why) to city status, causing some of 
these southern troublemakers to suppose it was a big place.... and then 
there were the ones who thought because the road had been closed they could 
take a pleasant stroll across the Ochil Hills to get to Gleneagles.... 
nobody told them about the boggy bits...

Oh, we never had so much fun when I lived there! Have you seen the photos? 
There was even one of a naked man holding a plackard in Princes Street. Heh. 
The best I ever managed to see was a lunatic exposing himself in a snowstorm 
in St Andrew St in February....

ally

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>>
>> It's not 'im.... It's Ali who's bin puttin' the pressure on fer the last 
>> 5
>> years.....
>
> Ali??????????????? Gob smacked. Have you all gone mad?
>

His daughter Ali - short for Alison with one 'L' - not me - Ally - short for 
Allison with two 'LL's.

It's confusing, I know.

ally-with-two

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>
> Children-Grand Children- Great Grand children. I had the place turned 
> upside
> down by mine last night. Just been hoovering up digestive biscuits which 
> the
> youngest preffered instead of strawberries and cream-doh! EH? and putting
> all the pillows back in their place and putting my whip away. No trouble 
> at
> all.
>
> Super Gran.
>

Indeed. An excellent granny you are.

ally

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>> >
>> Don't do yourself down. You may not have a degree, but you're a damn 
>> sight
>> cleverer in real life than we see here. Not only that, but you've got a
>> great singing voice and you're a talented artist. Not everyone lurking
>> around here knows these things, but the cat is out of the bag.
>>
>> ally-Edith-fan
>
> Oh dear me. Thank you. Now I really feel, eeeerm, I'll just slip quietly 
> out
> the back door with my tail between my legs.
>
> I'm glad I'm alone at this moment.I'm all hot and bothered.I've never 
> looked
> on myself as being anything, really. I have never been able to put myself
> into a specific catagory because there's always been a bit of the puzzle
> missing.When you ain't got the diplom you just aint got it.
>

People who can't be categorized are the best. Who wants to be stuck in a 
pigeon-hole along with loads of others just like yourself?

Creative people like you, Edith - and like many who post here regularly, 
strangely enough (must be something about this place that attracts them) - 
tend to be more individualistic, more eccentric, more difficult to pin down. 
There ain't no diploma for this sort of thing!

Once everyone else has been properly categorized, we are the ones who are 
left. The odd bits and pieces scattered around the table that can't be 
filed, pigeon-holed or described. We are unique! We are ONES of a kind! 
Hurrah!

ally-time-I-got-some-work-done

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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:EQ3ze.58646$Fe7.193462@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >>
> >> It's not 'im.... It's Ali who's bin puttin' the pressure on fer the
last
> >> 5
> >> years.....
> >
> > Ali??????????????? Gob smacked. Have you all gone mad?
> >
> His daughter Ali - short for Alison with one 'L' - not me - Ally - short
for
> Allison with two 'LL's.
>
> It's confusing, I know.
>
> ally-with-two


Oh thankgawd. I saw turbans and celestial myths fly by and I hadn't touched
a drop.

Edith Kneeling toward Mecca, yeah, sure.

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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:EN3ze.58644$Fe7.193432@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > Children-Grand Children- Great Grand children. I had the place turned
> > upside
> > down by mine last night. Just been hoovering up digestive biscuits which
> > the
> > youngest preffered instead of strawberries and cream-doh! EH? and
putting
> > all the pillows back in their place and putting my whip away. No trouble
> > at
> > all.
> >
> > Super Gran.
> >
> Indeed. An excellent granny you are.
>
> ally


Not really.
They make tents when they are here, with my quilts and things and move all
my bric a brac around. It's great fun tidying up after them when they have
gone. It's like going on a treasure hunt. I'm afraid my polar bear and my
brown bear experienced the call of the wild last night.They were looking a
bit dilapidated this morning when I found them in one of the bunk beds.

Edith.

Edith.

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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >> >
> >> Don't do yourself down. You may not have a degree, but you're a damn
> >> sight
> >> cleverer in real life than we see here. Not only that, but you've got a
> >> great singing voice and you're a talented artist. Not everyone lurking
> >> around here knows these things, but the cat is out of the bag.
> >>
> >> ally-Edith-fan
> >
> > Oh dear me. Thank you. Now I really feel, eeeerm, I'll just slip quietly
> > out
> > the back door with my tail between my legs.
> >
> > I'm glad I'm alone at this moment.I'm all hot and bothered.I've never
> > looked
> > on myself as being anything, really. I have never been able to put
myself
> > into a specific catagory because there's always been a bit of the puzzle
> > missing.When you ain't got the diplom you just aint got it.
> >
> People who can't be categorized are the best. Who wants to be stuck in a
> pigeon-hole along with loads of others just like yourself?
>
> Creative people like you, Edith - and like many who post here regularly,
> strangely enough (must be something about this place that attracts them) -
> tend to be more individualistic, more eccentric, more difficult to pin
down.
> There ain't no diploma for this sort of thing!
>
> Once everyone else has been properly categorized, we are the ones who are
> left. The odd bits and pieces scattered around the table that can't be
> filed, pigeon-holed or described. We are unique! We are ONES of a kind!
> Hurrah!
>
> ally-time-I-got-some-work-done


That was very philosophically put, Ally. Those words should be framed and go
down in history.

Edith.

> I agree, they tested the one in Waco twice and came up
> negative then sent some bits to England for a real test. 
> So how many pass the cheap test?  I don't doubt that they
> burn the carcases of any suspects, they're just not 
> admitting how many suspects there are. 
> 
> AL


Agreed. All the while putting Canadian cattle ranchers out of 
business by saying we have it and you don't therefore trade is 
forbidden.

And if the beef business is so bad, then why is it still $30 a 
kilo for a decent steak?

Johnny-beefy-regards

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> Ah, man. I didn't get to see any of the live8 concert. 
> Bachman-Turner Overdrive is one of my favorite bands. 
> Maybe they'll do a replay on one of the channels here.
> 
> bananas are good for you.
> 
> Tania-trying-to-forget-about-work


It was only Bachman and Cummings from the old Guess Who band. 
They called themselves the Bachman Cummings Band. Original, eh? 
They take care of business in BTO style though. 

Sounds like you are having a busy time of it at work. Are the 
geezers on the rampage?

Johnny-working-too

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> and he can't stand the Proclaimers. 


He's a great man, is your Steve. Good taste.

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> Uh, yeah.
> 
> We're eating a lot of chicken these days.(except for the
> burgers on the 4th) 
> 
> Tania-gets-the-local-news


Deep-fried rattler? That should be a local favourite.

Johnny-critters-r-good-eatin'

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> His daughter Ali - short for Alison with one 'L' - not me -
> Ally - short for Allison with two 'LL's.
> 
> It's confusing, I know.
> 
> ally-with-two 


I address my emails to my cousin Allison in Oz to 'Ali'. Drives 
her mad.

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<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Uh, yeah.
> >
> > We're eating a lot of chicken these days.(except for the
> > burgers on the 4th)
> >
> > Tania-gets-the-local-news
>
> Deep-fried rattler? That should be a local favourite.
>
> Johnny-critters-r-good-eatin'


Rofl.

Edith

> The Scottish Live 8 concert was on at Murrayfield in Edinburgh last night.
> Some of it was broadcast on BBC3 (for those who are able to receive it)
> but the whole thing could be watched live on streaming video on the BBC
> Scotland website. Pity it kept crashing, but the bits I saw were good.
> Many were bands who are rather famous in Scotland but unheard of
> elsewhere. Steve, who really knows his music, was somewhat bemused by
> people like Snow Patrol, for instance, and he can't stand the Proclaimers.


I'm still using dial-up so streaming video is wishful thinking.  I don't
care for the Proclaimers either but from the website I noticed the lineup
included The Corrs and James Brown.  They would have been worth watching.

>
>>
> Oh, we never had so much fun when I lived there! Have you seen the photos?


While searching for the photos I came across the news about the bombs in
London.  Ohmygawd!  I'm going to see if I can find out more about what
happened.  I've been so busy today I haven't even turned the radio on.

Tania

> It was only Bachman and Cummings from the old Guess Who band.
> They called themselves the Bachman Cummings Band. Original, eh?
> They take care of business in BTO style though.
>

Do they do Guess Who songs as well?


> Sounds like you are having a busy time of it at work. Are the
> geezers on the rampage?


Yup. All the usual stuff with new paperwork and reports due everyday.  The 
geezers are on something alright.  They're sure giving the on-call nurse 
phone number a workout.   Night and day.  I'm starting to wonder if we are a 
form of amusement for them.  Or maybe the geezer's families have put our 
phone number on speed dial and taken theirs off.


> Johnny-working-too
>

Tania-summer-time-work-blues

> Deep-fried rattler? That should be a local favourite.
>
> Johnny-critters-r-good-eatin'



Rolled in cornmeal and fried in olive oil?  Don't think so.
Not with this local.

Maybe in Texas.

There is a new shop near here that sells mostly shrimp but they also have 
aligator meat.  I haven't tried it.  I'm partial to pigs and cows myself.

Tania-limited- critter- eating.

"Tania"  wrote in message 
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>
> While searching for the photos I came across the news about the bombs in
> London.  Ohmygawd!  I'm going to see if I can find out more about what
> happened.  I've been so busy today I haven't even turned the radio on.
>

There's been saturation coverage on all radio and TV stations here today. 
Poor things. Makes you grateful to be living in the middle of nowhere.

ally

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message 
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>> His daughter Ali - short for Alison with one 'L' - not me -
>> Ally - short for Allison with two 'LL's.
>>
>> It's confusing, I know.
>>
>> ally-with-two
>
> I address my emails to my cousin Allison in Oz to 'Ali'. Drives
> her mad.
>


I have a variety of friends who address me in a variety of ways. There's 
Alyson, Aly, Ali, Allie,..... even Alley...

My parents, very naively, thought you couldn't shorten Allison to anything, 
and proceeded to call me by my initials thorugh most of my childhood. Then 
someone once referred to me as 'Ally the Wicked' which I rather liked: the 
Ally stuck but sadly I grew out of the wickedness.

ally

PS - I've got a cousin Allison in Oz.... you don't suppose...? Nah....

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>> >
>> People who can't be categorized are the best. Who wants to be stuck in a
>> pigeon-hole along with loads of others just like yourself?
>>
>> Creative people like you, Edith - and like many who post here regularly,
>> strangely enough (must be something about this place that attracts 
>> them) -
>> tend to be more individualistic, more eccentric, more difficult to pin
> down.
>> There ain't no diploma for this sort of thing!
>>
>> Once everyone else has been properly categorized, we are the ones who are
>> left. The odd bits and pieces scattered around the table that can't be
>> filed, pigeon-holed or described. We are unique! We are ONES of a kind!
>> Hurrah!
>>
>> ally-time-I-got-some-work-done
>
> That was very philosophically put, Ally. Those words should be framed and 
> go
> down in history.
>

Thank you.

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> news:42cd285f$1_1@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
> >> His daughter Ali - short for Alison with one 'L' - not me -
> >> Ally - short for Allison with two 'LL's.
> >>
> >> It's confusing, I know.
> >>
> >> ally-with-two
> >
> > I address my emails to my cousin Allison in Oz to 'Ali'. Drives
> > her mad.
> >
>
> I have a variety of friends who address me in a variety of ways. There's
> Alyson, Aly, Ali, Allie,..... even Alley...
>
> My parents, very naively, thought you couldn't shorten Allison to
anything,
> and proceeded to call me by my initials thorugh most of my childhood. Then
> someone once referred to me as 'Ally the Wicked' which I rather liked: the
> Ally stuck but sadly I grew out of the wickedness.

Oh yeah.
>
> ally
>
> PS - I've got a cousin Allison in Oz.... you don't suppose...? Nah....


Orly's initials are OZO which means bear in Castellano, all cuddly
like.Mmmm.

Edith.

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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >> >
> >> People who can't be categorized are the best. Who wants to be stuck in
a
> >> pigeon-hole along with loads of others just like yourself?
> >>
> >> Creative people like you, Edith - and like many who post here
regularly,
> >> strangely enough (must be something about this place that attracts
> >> them) -
> >> tend to be more individualistic, more eccentric, more difficult to pin
> > down.
> >> There ain't no diploma for this sort of thing!
> >>
> >> Once everyone else has been properly categorized, we are the ones who
are
> >> left. The odd bits and pieces scattered around the table that can't be
> >> filed, pigeon-holed or described. We are unique! We are ONES of a kind!
> >> Hurrah!
> >>
> >> ally-time-I-got-some-work-done
> >
> > That was very philosophically put, Ally. Those words should be framed
and
> > go
> > down in history.
> >
> Thank you.
>
> ally


They'll still be on the net when we are long gone, out in cyber space. I
wonder if aliens will pick it up.

Edith Wonderington

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>
> Orly's initials are OZO which means bear in Castellano, all cuddly
> like.Mmmm.
>

Oh, nice. I like bears.

:-)

ally

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>
> They'll still be on the net when we are long gone, out in cyber space. I
> wonder if aliens will pick it up.
>

Not sure if it works like that, actually. TV and radio broadcasts may be 
picked up by aliens, but all the rubbish we post here would vanish if all 
the world's computers somehow all failed together and forever. Not very 
likely, mind, but in this book I'm reading.... (the same one I mentioned 
elsewhere) there's a metal virus rampant that eats up everything made of 
metal - including computers, of course - and modern civilization is rapidly 
collapsing. In that situation my words of wisdom would be lost forever.

Maybe it's time to print out everything important on real, solid paper 
before it's too late!

ally

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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >
> > Orly's initials are OZO which means bear in Castellano, all cuddly
> > like.Mmmm.
> >
> Oh, nice. I like bears.
>
> :-)
>
> ally


Me too. I have two A white polar and a brown Canadian.

Bear Edith

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> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >
> > They'll still be on the net when we are long gone, out in cyber space. I
> > wonder if aliens will pick it up.
> >
> Not sure if it works like that, actually. TV and radio broadcasts may be
> picked up by aliens, but all the rubbish we post here would vanish if all
> the world's computers somehow all failed together and forever.


That sounds like the next Armageddon

Not very

> likely, mind, but in this book I'm reading.... (the same one I mentioned
> elsewhere) there's a metal virus rampant that eats up everything made of
> metal - including computers, of course - and modern civilization is
rapidly
> collapsing. In that situation my words of wisdom would be lost forever.


Is the book called "Rust.?"

>
> Maybe it's time to print out everything important on real, solid paper
> before it's too late!


It's always time to do something. I don't want to think about that now. i'll
think about it tomorrow. :0) Meanwhile, my teeth could fall out. I'm
planning to extract one of them myself.I'll need holding down. Any
suggestions?

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> Is the book called "Rust.?"


Haha! No, it's called 'Remix'.


>>
>> Maybe it's time to print out everything important on real, solid paper
>> before it's too late!
>
> It's always time to do something. I don't want to think about that now. 
> i'll
> think about it tomorrow. :0) Meanwhile, my teeth could fall out. I'm
> planning to extract one of them myself.I'll need holding down. Any
> suggestions?
>

In the Beano or the Dandy people used to tie a piece of string to the 
offending tooth, tie the other end to the door handle and slam the door. 
There were always hilarious consequences, which in my somewhat confused 
memory always seemed to involve policemens' helmets...

Children don't read 'proper' comics any more, do they? It's all Viz or 
2000AD (neither of which is suitable for primary school kids, though I do 
have a certain affection for them myself...) or some unimaginative spin-off 
from TV.

Don't take out your own teeth. What will happen if the tooth breaks (like 
mine did in the dentist's chair)? It's too risky. Just wait until it works 
itself loose naturally, if you can't afford the extortionate dental fees.

ally

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> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >
> > Is the book called "Rust.?"
>
> Haha! No, it's called 'Remix'.
>
> >>
> >> Maybe it's time to print out everything important on real, solid paper
> >> before it's too late!
> >
> > It's always time to do something. I don't want to think about that now.
> > i'll
> > think about it tomorrow. :0) Meanwhile, my teeth could fall out. I'm
> > planning to extract one of them myself.I'll need holding down. Any
> > suggestions?
> >
> In the Beano or the Dandy people used to tie a piece of string to the
> offending tooth, tie the other end to the door handle and slam the door.
> There were always hilarious consequences, which in my somewhat confused
> memory always seemed to involve policemens' helmets...


I've tried the door thingie. it doesn't work and it hurts like blazes.

>
> Children don't read 'proper' comics any more, do they? It's all Viz or
> 2000AD (neither of which is suitable for primary school kids, though I do
> have a certain affection for them myself...) or some unimaginative
spin-off
> from TV.
>
> Don't take out your own teeth. What will happen if the tooth breaks (like
> mine did in the dentist's chair)? It's too risky. Just wait until it works
> itself loose naturally, if you can't afford the extortionate dental fees.
>
> ally
>
>

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> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >
> > Is the book called "Rust.?"
>
> Haha! No, it's called 'Remix'.
>
> >>
> >> Maybe it's time to print out everything important on real, solid paper
> >> before it's too late!
> >
> > It's always time to do something. I don't want to think about that now.
> > i'll
> > think about it tomorrow. :0) Meanwhile, my teeth could fall out. I'm
> > planning to extract one of them myself.I'll need holding down. Any
> > suggestions?
> >
> In the Beano or the Dandy people used to tie a piece of string to the
> offending tooth, tie the other end to the door handle and slam the door.
> There were always hilarious consequences, which in my somewhat confused
> memory always seemed to involve policemens' helmets...
>
> Children don't read 'proper' comics any more, do they? It's all Viz or
> 2000AD (neither of which is suitable for primary school kids, though I do
> have a certain affection for them myself...) or some unimaginative
spin-off
> from TV.
>
> Don't take out your own teeth. What will happen if the tooth breaks (like
> mine did in the dentist's chair)? It's too risky. Just wait until it works
> itself loose naturally, if you can't afford the extortionate dental fees.
>
> ally


I'll save to have my tooth seen to, Ally. My plyers are far from sufficient.
They're old and worn. Bit like me when I think about it.

Edith.

> Do they do Guess Who songs as well?


Who cares?
 

> Yup. All the usual stuff with new paperwork and reports due
> everyday.  The geezers are on something alright.  They're
> sure giving the on-call nurse phone number a workout.  
> Night and day.  I'm starting to wonder if we are a form of
> amusement for them.  Or maybe the geezer's families have
> put our phone number on speed dial and taken theirs off.
> 
> Tania-summer-time-work-blues 


I have a problematic one of my own theses days. You have my 
sympathies.

Johnny-geezer-problems

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> Rolled in cornmeal and fried in olive oil?  Don't think so.
> Not with this local.
>
> Maybe in Texas.
> 
> There is a new shop near here that sells mostly shrimp but
> they also have aligator meat.  I haven't tried it.  I'm
> partial to pigs and cows myself. 
> 
> Tania-limited- critter- eating.


Maybe in Texas. Hey! That's funny!

Johnny-thinks-Texans-are-a-joke (Sorry Al)

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> I have a variety of friends who address me in a variety of
> ways. There's Alyson, Aly, Ali, Allie,..... even Alley...
> 
> My parents, very naively, thought you couldn't shorten
> Allison to anything, and proceeded to call me by my
> initials thorugh most of my childhood. Then someone once
> referred to me as 'Ally the Wicked' which I rather liked:
> the Ally stuck but sadly I grew out of the wickedness.
> 
> ally
> 
> PS - I've got a cousin Allison in Oz.... you don't
> suppose...? Nah.... 


Sounds like there are more Allison's then sheep in Oz.

My cousin is originally from Hampshire so I doubt it.

Johnny-relatively-speaking

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> 
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>>
>> Orly's initials are OZO which means bear in Castellano,
>> all cuddly like.Mmmm.
>>
> Oh, nice. I like bears.
> 
>:-)
> 
> ally 


You guys obviously don't know what a bear is.

http://members.hotbears.com/~beachbears/whobear.html

Johnny-shocked

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<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> >
> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> > news:_Bpze.58816$Fe7.193760@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >>
> >> Orly's initials are OZO which means bear in Castellano,
> >> all cuddly like.Mmmm.
> >>
> > Oh, nice. I like bears.
> >
> >:-)
> >
> > ally
>
> You guys obviously don't know what a bear is.
>
> http://members.hotbears.com/~beachbears/whobear.html
>
> Johnny-shocked


Huh! Sometimes I'm amaze at the threads I start.

Amazing Edith.

> Huh! Sometimes I'm amaze at the threads I start.
> 
> Amazing Edith.

 
You can amaze by the threads you kill as well.

Johnny-sees-both-sides 


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The Traveller  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42cbe7e5$1_3@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>
>> Naw..... Samento's from the Uncaria tomentosa vine deep in the
>> Peruvian rain forest, and Noni's from the Morinda citrifolia tree
>> and is a tad South Pacific. The ole Samento is a good all-round
>> antimicrobial (been shown to be successful in treating over 300
>> illnesses you know), and the Noni is antiviral and detoxifying.
>>
>> Dunno about VIPs but we get to go and lecture at some posh medical
>> conferences!!
>>
> Well that's nice Kezzi. Perhaps you could advise me. Would samento
> help me get younger.? I need to knock off 20 years and does Noni
> cause one to put on weight  because I'm starting to look round.
>
> Edith Worryingsom.


Samento make you younger? I would hope so. Some o' them Shamans reckon on 
being over 400 years old and don't look a day over 120.

Noni fruit juices, or that so-called Tahitian Noni drink, will cause some to 
gain weight. It's full of various sugars. If you ever tasted Noni raw you'll 
know why!!!! Talk about projectile vomiting!!! No - don't :(

Kezzi-few-drops-of-Concentrate-in-a-pint-of-water

The Traveller  wrote:

> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> news:42cbe956$1_1@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
>>
>>> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts
>>> showing too much 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't
>>> kiddin' tha when I tell thee her biggest ambition since she
>>> were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi' full
>>> trimmin's!!
>>>
>>> Ah've already got yan o' they gran'kids. What's I wunt
>>> anuther yan fer? Ah'm still prayin' fer a false alarm ;)
>>> She's 'ad a couple o'they wi' that mini-pill thing.....
>>
>> Wedding? What are you going on about? Nobody bothers with that
>> anymore. Good grief!
>>
>> Johnny-best-man-every-day
>
> Nae lad. It's a waist o money, putting pennies in the pockets o the
> fat Priests and the merchants. Let her have her dress and boquette
> and have them hold hands over the fountain in the garden and vow
> their love from there to eternity. Much more beautiful. Then have a
> slap up feed afterwards.
>
> Edith.


Here.... see what I mean. How am I gonna talk her out of this one????

http://westshape.co.uk/080705/ali-bride.jpg

Kezzi-still-a-proud-dad-whatever.....

The Traveller  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42cbfe4c$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> Johnny@ominous.portent <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote:
>>>
>>> Wedding? What are you going on about? Nobody bothers with that
>>> anymore. Good grief!
>>>
>>> Johnny-best-man-every-day
>>>
>>
>> I've forwarded her a copy of your email. You are the man!!!
>>
>> Cheers,
>> Kez-'celebrating'-my-own-wedding-aniversary-tonight
>
> Congratulations KH and K. Hope there'll be many more.
>
> Edith


Thanks.... but it's not 'til the 11th. Beggared if I'm goin' out on me 
actual anniversary. I've already got that night lined up for a night wi' me 
feet up watching the box....

Kez. . .

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message 
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>>
>> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
>> news:_Bpze.58816$Fe7.193760@news000.worldonline.dk...
>>>
>>> Orly's initials are OZO which means bear in Castellano,
>>> all cuddly like.Mmmm.
>>>
>> Oh, nice. I like bears.
>>
>>:-)
>>
>> ally
>
> You guys obviously don't know what a bear is.
>
> http://members.hotbears.com/~beachbears/whobear.html
>
> Johnny-shocked
>

You're easily shocked. Yes, I did know this other use of the word 'bear' but 
that doesn't mean it can't still describe a large hairy mammal of the ursus 
variety, or a cuddly children's toy.

It just irritates me a wee bit that some gay blokes seem to think they're 
the only ones who are allowed to like hairy men. I'm a straight woman and I 
like them too. What does that make me? Confused, for starters...

Might be fun to turn up, as a woman, at one of these gatherings of gay 
bears. They do say that all bear-admirers are welcome, after all.

ally
(I think one of my teddy bears is gay.... Never realised before... )

a l l y wrote:


> Don't take out your own teeth. What will happen if the tooth breaks (like 
> mine did in the dentist's chair)? It's too risky. Just wait until it works 
> itself loose naturally, if you can't afford the extortionate dental fees.
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

Wiggly teeth are part and parcel of life between 7 and 12 years, but do 
adult teeth work themselves loose, naturally? I don't think they do. 
This is why tooth pulling is a pre-historic profession, along with 
barber-surgery amputation and cut-your-losses Caesarian section.

The root of my molar cracked in my dentist's chair earlier this year, 
when my dentist was attempting to start a root canal on it, and I had to 
have an oral surgeon remove the thing in bits. The dentist charged me 
for the preparatory work on the tooth. He's flying out of New York for 
Rome for a Mediterranean cruise this month.

Seriously, the toxins from a broken or infected tooth can pose serious 
risks to the health of your heart, liver and kidneys.

Jp

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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snip

> > Well that's nice Kezzi. Perhaps you could advise me. Would samento
> > help me get younger.? I need to knock off 20 years and does Noni
> > cause one to put on weight  because I'm starting to look round.
> >
> > Edith Worryingsom.
>
> Samento make you younger? I would hope so. Some o' them Shamans reckon on
> being over 400 years old and don't look a day over 120.


So in reality you are going on for 60 and look as young as your daughters.

I'll be down at the health store on Monday asking for Samento and I just
hope there isn't sement in it.

Dubious Edith

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Huh! Sometimes I'm amaze at the threads I start.
> >
> > Amazing Edith.
>
> You can amaze by the threads you kill as well.
>
> Johnny-sees-both-sides


lol I know. I think I'll force myself to take a couple of weeks off
somewhere around the Mediterraneo

Edith.

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> The Traveller  wrote:
> > <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> > news:42cbe956$1_1@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
> >>
> >>> Ah's thinkin' o' the weddin' 'cos 'e sez afore she starts
> >>> showing too much 'e'll 'ave 'er darn t'aisle. An' I ain't
> >>> kiddin' tha when I tell thee her biggest ambition since she
> >>> were about 6 year old were to be a bride wi' full
> >>> trimmin's!!
> >>>
> >>> Ah've already got yan o' they gran'kids. What's I wunt
> >>> anuther yan fer? Ah'm still prayin' fer a false alarm ;)
> >>> She's 'ad a couple o'they wi' that mini-pill thing.....
> >>
> >> Wedding? What are you going on about? Nobody bothers with that
> >> anymore. Good grief!
> >>
> >> Johnny-best-man-every-day
> >
> > Nae lad. It's a waist o money, putting pennies in the pockets o the
> > fat Priests and the merchants. Let her have her dress and boquette
> > and have them hold hands over the fountain in the garden and vow
> > their love from there to eternity. Much more beautiful. Then have a
> > slap up feed afterwards.
> >
> > Edith.
>
> Here.... see what I mean. How am I gonna talk her out of this one????
>
> http://westshape.co.uk/080705/ali-bride.jpg
>
> Kezzi-still-a-proud-dad-whatever.....
>


You,ve lost the fight, Kezz. One smile from that young lady and you'll rope
in the moon for her .0)

Edith.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Huh! Sometimes I'm amaze at the threads I start.
> >
> > Amazing Edith.
>
> You can amaze by the threads you kill as well.
>
> Johnny-sees-both-sides


..o) I do my best.

Edith

> ally
> (I think one of my teddy bears is gay.... Never realised
> before... ) 


There's a good idea for a socially unacceptable childrens book 
series there - Cedric the Gay Teddy Bear!

Johnny-ideas

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> lol I know. I think I'll force myself to take a couple of
> weeks off somewhere around the Mediterraneo
> 
> Edith.


I'll give you 5 pounds if you make it a month and leave 
tomorrow.

Johnny-sponsor

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<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > lol I know. I think I'll force myself to take a couple of
> > weeks off somewhere around the Mediterraneo
> >
> > Edith.
>
> I'll give you 5 pounds if you make it a month and leave
> tomorrow.
>
> Johnny-sponsor


piddle off.

Edith :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message 
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>> ally
>> (I think one of my teddy bears is gay.... Never realised
>> before... )
>
> There's a good idea for a socially unacceptable childrens book
> series there - Cedric the Gay Teddy Bear!
>

Well, everyone knows one of the Tellitubbies is gay, after all, so why not 
an ordinary bear?

ally

The Traveller  wrote:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote:
> snip
>>> Well that's nice Kezzi. Perhaps you could advise me. Would samento
>>> help me get younger.? I need to knock off 20 years and does Noni
>>> cause one to put on weight  because I'm starting to look round.
>>>
>>> Edith Worryingsom.
>>
>> Samento make you younger? I would hope so. Some o' them Shamans
>> reckon on being over 400 years old and don't look a day over 120.
>
> So in reality you are going on for 60 and look as young as your
> daughters.
>
> I'll be down at the health store on Monday asking for Samento and I
> just hope there isn't sement in it.
>
> Dubious Edith


Hmmm.... Well, I do get mistaken for their elder brother but I'm still in my 
40's!!

You can't buy Samento Extract in a health store in Norway (or the UK) yet. 
It's still unlicensed pending further trials. DON'T get conned into buying 
Cat's Claw. It's not the same thing.....

If you want to get some via the internet go to my website and look under 
Distributors.... a direct link is: 
http://westshape.co.uk/samento/faq/#DISTRIBUTORS or, if you want more 
historical info have a look at 
http://www.samento.com.ec/sciencelib/sammain.html (Ecuadorean website - in 
English and Spanish) As a favour I can get you some at a reasonable 
discount.

Kezzi. . .
not associated with Nutramedix. Just a v. happy trial patient (18 
months)....

>> Do they do Guess Who songs as well?
>
> Who cares?


Should I guess?

>
>> Yup. All the usual stuff with new paperwork and reports due
>> everyday.  The geezers are on something alright.  They're
>> sure giving the on-call nurse phone number a workout.
>> Night and day.  I'm starting to wonder if we are a form of
>> amusement for them.  Or maybe the geezer's families have
>> put our phone number on speed dial and taken theirs off.
>>
>> Tania-summer-time-work-blues
>
> I have a problematic one of my own theses days. You have my
> sympathies.
>
> Johnny-geezer-problems


You have mine as well.  At least I can pass the beeper off to someone else
occasionally.

I spent Friday night shopping at the mall with my 17 year old.  Almost made 
me miss the geezers.  We were looking for a dress shirt and tie.  He did not 
undertand why a Ramones Rocket To Russia shirt (without holes) did not 
qualify as a dress shirt.  Then, he was "embarrassed to death" when I held 
up a shirt and merely said it looked nice.  Several girls from school were 
in the store at the time. <sigh> teenagers

Tania

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> You can't buy Samento Extract in a health store in Norway (or the UK) yet.
> It's still unlicensed pending further trials. DON'T get conned into buying
> Cat's Claw. It's not the same thing.....


ok. I didn't realize how new Samento is.

>
> If you want to get some via the internet go to my website and look under
> Distributors.... a direct link is:
> http://westshape.co.uk/samento/faq/#DISTRIBUTORS or, if you want more
> historical info have a look at
> http://www.samento.com.ec/sciencelib/sammain.html (Ecuadorean website - in
> English and Spanish) As a favour I can get you some at a reasonable
> discount.


OK. Thank you, Kezzi. By the time I've done an exchange, paid a check and
postage, things usually cost double up. I'll think about it. First I'll do a
little research. Thank you.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42d1029c$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> You can't buy Samento Extract in a health store in Norway (or the UK) 
>> yet.
>> It's still unlicensed pending further trials. DON'T get conned into 
>> buying
>> Cat's Claw. It's not the same thing.....
>
> ok. I didn't realize how new Samento is.
>>


It's not... It's been around since the '80s. It's just that there is lot of 
controversy about it's effectiveness against the 'non-existent' Lyme Disease 
(non-existent, that is, outside the US) and many neuropathic and chronic 
fatigue immune dysfunction syndromes. The Ashaninka Indians in Peru have 
used the extract for over 400 years and have no understanding of many 
'Western' ailments.

Anyway, I can buy it in 'locally' at a 25% discount and postage won't be 
much to Norway. In fact, I'd even be prepared to pay the postage on the 
strength that I am certain you would benefit like I did.

Bottle and packaging weighs about 40gms. If you know anyone in the States I 
have a contact there who can do it even cheaper, though I don't order it 
direct from there because of the risk of Customs costs. Don't know if that 
applies if someone is sending it to you as 'a prezzie'....

Kez.. . .

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
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> >> You can't buy Samento Extract in a health store in Norway (or the UK)
> >> yet.
> >> It's still unlicensed pending further trials. DON'T get conned into
> >> buying
> >> Cat's Claw. It's not the same thing.....
> >
> > ok. I didn't realize how new Samento is.
> >>
>
> It's not... It's been around since the '80s. It's just that there is lot
of
> controversy about it's effectiveness against the 'non-existent' Lyme
Disease
> (non-existent, that is, outside the US) and many neuropathic and chronic
> fatigue immune dysfunction syndromes. The Ashaninka Indians in Peru have
> used the extract for over 400 years and have no understanding of many
> 'Western' ailments.
>
> Anyway, I can buy it in 'locally' at a 25% discount and postage won't be
> much to Norway. In fact, I'd even be prepared to pay the postage on the
> strength that I am certain you would benefit like I did.

Thank you.
>
> Bottle and packaging weighs about 40gms. If you know anyone in the States
I
> have a contact there who can do it even cheaper, though I don't order it
> direct from there because of the risk of Customs costs. Don't know if that
> applies if someone is sending it to you as 'a prezzie'....
>
> Kez.. . .


I don't know. You have to pay customs on everything you import here. Even
from Swede, which is like, Wales-England with police customs patrol, doh! or
Scotland-England.The Noni capsules have reduced my pains and I have hardly
taken a chemical pain killer since I started on them so why not try Noni and
Samento together as the ad suggests. If it'll mek me 20 yeers yunger, why
nut ;)

Edith.

The Traveller  wrote:

> The Noni capsules have reduced my
> pains and I have hardly taken a chemical pain killer since I started
> on them so why not try Noni and Samento together as the ad suggests.
> If it'll mek me 20 yeers yunger, why nut ;)
>
> Edith.


Same with me. I was on daily morphine for 27 years and within 4 days of 
taking Samento I have managed with very occasional codeine phosphate. Noni 
and Samento together (but taken 30 minutes apart as they lose some effect 
when taken at the same time) are an excellent naturopathic combination BUT 
you MUST detox, drink plenty of fresh water, and avoid alcohol and ciggies!!

Kezzi-smackheed

a l l y wrote:

> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message 
> news:42cfe695$1_1@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
> 
>>>ally
>>>(I think one of my teddy bears is gay.... Never realised
>>>before... )
>>
>>There's a good idea for a socially unacceptable childrens book
>>series there - Cedric the Gay Teddy Bear!
>>
> 
> Well, everyone knows one of the Tellitubbies is gay, after all, so why not 
> an ordinary bear?
> 
> ally 


I knew I'd heard of a gay teddy bear on the radio. This little guy will 
set you back eighty bucks.

http://www.vermonteddybear.com/pride.html


I visited this establishment in 2003.

Jp

"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
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>
> I knew I'd heard of a gay teddy bear on the radio. This little guy will 
> set you back eighty bucks.
>
> http://www.vermonteddybear.com/pride.html
>

Excellent. But where are their drag queen bears?

Anyway, who ever heard of "groovy leather sandals"? When did the words 
"groovy" and "sandals" ever fit comfortably together?

ally

a l l y wrote:

> "Jpinny"  wrote in message 
> news:4LQAe.4127$IU1.2076@fe11.lga...
> 
>>I knew I'd heard of a gay teddy bear on the radio. This little guy will 
>>set you back eighty bucks.
>>
>>http://www.vermonteddybear.com/pride.html
>>
> 
> Excellent. But where are their drag queen bears?
> 
> Anyway, who ever heard of "groovy leather sandals"? When did the words 
> "groovy" and "sandals" ever fit comfortably together?
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

I'm sure that if you asked them, they can customise your bear, who can 
be as camp as you like. The factory is in a lovely part of northern 
Vermont and the people were very friendly indeed.
Jp

Jpinny  wrote:

> a l l y wrote:
>> "Jpinny"  wrote in message
>> news:4LQAe.4127$IU1.2076@fe11.lga...
>>
>>> I knew I'd heard of a gay teddy bear on the radio. This little guy
>>> will set you back eighty bucks.
>>>
>>> http://www.vermonteddybear.com/pride.html
>>>
>>
>> Excellent. But where are their drag queen bears?
>>
>> ally
>>

> I'm sure that if you asked them, they can customise your bear, who can
> be as camp as you like. The factory is in a lovely part of northern
> Vermont and the people were very friendly indeed.
> Jp


My eldest daughter just bought me some Bad Taste bears....

http://www.big-boys-toys.com/scpro/products/productsrange.asp?parentcat=119

Kez. . .

"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
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>>
> I'm sure that if you asked them, they can customise your bear, who can be 
> as camp as you like. The factory is in a lovely part of northern Vermont 
> and the people were very friendly indeed.


Tempting.... I know exactly who I'd give it to... I wonder...

ally

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message 
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>
> My eldest daughter just bought me some Bad Taste bears....
>
> http://www.big-boys-toys.com/scpro/products/productsrange.asp?parentcat=119
>

Oh, there are some there I hadn't seen before. They must bring out new ones 
all the time. Do they 'retire' them like beanie babies?

'Arran' the knitting bear appeals to my sense of the surreal. I think he/she 
is actually unravelling her/himself, though...

ally

a l l y wrote:

> "Jpinny"  wrote in message 
> news:Ls7Be.136485$mx5.120399@fe08.lga...
> 
>>I'm sure that if you asked them, they can customise your bear, who can be 
>>as camp as you like. The factory is in a lovely part of northern Vermont 
>>and the people were very friendly indeed.
> 
> 
> Tempting.... I know exactly who I'd give it to... I wonder...
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

You could phone 'em.

Kezzi wrote:


> My eldest daughter just bought me some Bad Taste bears....
> 
> http://www.big-boys-toys.com/scpro/products/productsrange.asp?parentcat=119
> 
> Kez. . . 
> 
> 

Thanks Kez - it's been a very trying day, and those helped me to laugh 
out loud.

Jp

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> Thanks Kez - it's been a very trying day, and those helped me to laugh
> out loud.
>
> Jp


Tell us more about your day, Jp.

Edith.

The Traveller wrote:


> Tell us more about your day, Jp.
> 


Nah. It was more same old same old and better forgotten.


Jp