Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
 their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless Australian Women.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
> their new wives duties.
> Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
> wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it 
> took
> a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
> dishes were all washed and put away.
>
> Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his
> wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. 
> He
> told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day 
> it
> was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, 
> and
> he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her
> that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
> laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
> He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
> anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
> could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
> bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
>
> God Bless Australian Women.
>
>

Not far from the truth unfortunately!

> Not far from the truth unfortunately! 


Possibly accurate about the Aussie women but way off on the 
Canucks.

Johnny-dishwasher-cook-gardener-stud

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"Ray Ingham"  wrote in message
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>
> > He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see
> > anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
> > could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
> > bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
> >
> > God Bless Australian Women.
> >
> Not far from the truth unfortunately!
>

:)))))) That's what I like to hear. How are you all, Ray. Is the new baby
climbing up the curtains yet?

Edith.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Not far from the truth unfortunately!
>
> Possibly accurate about the Aussie women but way off on the
> Canucks.
>
> Johnny-dishwasher-cook-gardener-stud


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--Johnny-dishwasher-cook-gardener-stud

You forgot chauffeur.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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> "Ray Ingham"  wrote in message
> news:wKcse.18511$F7.4084@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>
>> > He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
> see
>> > anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and 
>> > he
>> > could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
>> > bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
>> >
>> > God Bless Australian Women.
>> >
>> Not far from the truth unfortunately!
>>
> :)))))) That's what I like to hear. How are you all, Ray. Is the new baby
> climbing up the curtains yet?
>
> Edith.
>

Not quite Edith but she is working on it
Ray

"Ray Ingham"  wrote in message
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snip : Is the new baby climbing up the curtains yet?

> >
> > Edith.
> >
> Not quite Edith but she is working on it
> Ray


Just wait until baby A is finally free. You'll all have your hands full.The
little lady will go hopefully wild.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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> "Ray Ingham"  wrote in message
> news:Kmvse.19768$F7.3130@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> snip : Is the new baby climbing up the curtains yet?
>> >
>> > Edith.
>> >
>> Not quite Edith but she is working on it
>> Ray
>
> Just wait until baby A is finally free. You'll all have your hands 
> full.The
> little lady will go hopefully wild.
>
> Edith.
>

Did I tell you baby B is on the way?
Ray

"Ray Ingham"  wrote in message 
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>>
> Did I tell you baby B is on the way?


Wow! Excellent! Congrats to all concerned.

ally

"Ray Ingham"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:tcxse.55804$Fe7.172758@news000.worldonline.dk...
> > "Ray Ingham"  wrote in message
> > news:Kmvse.19768$F7.3130@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > snip : Is the new baby climbing up the curtains yet?
> >> >
> >> > Edith.
> >> >
> >> Not quite Edith but she is working on it
> >> Ray
> >
> > Just wait until baby A is finally free. You'll all have your hands
> > full.The
> > little lady will go hopefully wild.
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> Did I tell you baby B is on the way?
> Ray


No! Well I never. Must be something in the water.eheheh.

Edith.(should have had 7)