In memorium: The Baron Glenbuck, Caruthers Carstairs-Mackracken. 

This is to announce that The Baron Glenbuck
Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken died today at his ancestral home 
Glenbuck Castle in Lanarkshire Scotland. 
He instructed me to convey to you all his last words.

His last words for usenet users were,
" Get out and a get a fucking life before it passes you by."
His last wishes were that those who wished to piss and jump up and
down  on his grave should be given that facility. 
He will be buried at sea off the coast of Norway in December 2005.

Thankyou for your attention.