Come on now Ian. I know you are lurking. Get in your penny's worth. I
promise not to answer you rudely.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> Come on now Ian. I know you are lurking. Get in your penny's worth. I
> promise not to answer you rudely.
> 
> Edith.


Hi Edith, I'm not very often on. I'm not at home all that much. I find
it much easier and cheaper to live elsewhere most of the time. PC
access is thus restricted. 

Ian. 



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"Ian Dainty"  wrote in message
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> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:mDjpe.53481$Fe7.158114@news000.worldonline.dk
>
> > Come on now Ian. I know you are lurking. Get in your penny's worth. I
> > promise not to answer you rudely.
> >
> > Edith.
>
> Hi Edith, I'm not very often on. I'm not at home all that much. I find
> it much easier and cheaper to live elsewhere most of the time. PC
> access is thus restricted.
>
> Ian.


I see. We miss you very much on uklc. Tell us about your trips if you get up
to the Lake Distic again, please. Hope you are happy and that everyone is
well.

Edith.

"Ian Dainty"  wrote in message
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> Hi Edith, I'm not very often on. I'm not at home all that much. I find
> it much easier and cheaper to live elsewhere most of the time. PC
> access is thus restricted. 
> 
> Ian.


Yes, it's such a shame that the Salvation Army have yet to install any
form of internet access for those timely drop-ins when the pub has shut
and the soup kitchen only has parsnip flavour on offer. As an old mate I
would like to offer you my own home for your use during these
unfortunate days Ian, however I really can't be arsed to. Sorry.

Yours uncaringly, Lou.

PS: I have sent you my old trousers for your personal use and have
removed the entire gusset area thus preventing problems regarding your
urination problem. 



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"Lou Smorals"  wrote in message
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> "Ian Dainty"  wrote in message
> news:113381dbe10b5ca7a0d899b499fe2d62.32109@mygate.mailgate.org
>
> > Hi Edith, I'm not very often on. I'm not at home all that much. I find
> > it much easier and cheaper to live elsewhere most of the time. PC
> > access is thus restricted.
> >
> > Ian.
>
> Yes, it's such a shame that the Salvation Army have yet to install any
> form of internet access for those timely drop-ins when the pub has shut
> and the soup kitchen only has parsnip flavour on offer. As an old mate I
> would like to offer you my own home for your use during these
> unfortunate days Ian, however I really can't be arsed to. Sorry.
>
> Yours uncaringly, Lou.
>
> PS: I have sent you my old trousers for your personal use and have
> removed the entire gusset area thus preventing problems regarding your
> urination problem.
>

Mmmm, that sounds interesting. Will you send me a pair too.?

Yours with Competence.
Edith.

"Lou Smorals"  wrote in message
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> Yours uncaringly, Lou.
> 
> PS: I have sent you my old trousers for your personal use and have
> removed the entire gusset area thus preventing problems regarding your
> urination problem.


Idiot. I've tried them on and even after turning down the large hem
that you'd sewn so prettily, they still only reached to just below
the knee. 

Short arse!

Ian. 


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