Hello you lot, i finally got around to registering with another
newsgroup hosting thingy.. aol stopped doing them around xmas and i
been too lazy to do anything about it since.

have since changed me name from missnutkin to moaningtrout (chosen by
my other half) I am now living in grasmere and am 9 months pregnant!

Last time i posted i was whingeing about the weather, but i must admit
that its been lovely the past few weeks :-)

Well, hopefully i will be back annoying you lot more often now.

Till then.. ttfn!

> Hello you lot, i finally got around to registering with
> another newsgroup hosting thingy.. aol stopped doing them
> around xmas and i been too lazy to do anything about it
> since. 
> 
> have since changed me name from missnutkin to moaningtrout
> (chosen by my other half) I am now living in grasmere and
> am 9 months pregnant! 
> 
> Last time i posted i was whingeing about the weather, but i
> must admit that its been lovely the past few weeks :-)
> 
> Well, hopefully i will be back annoying you lot more often
> now. 
> 
> Till then.. ttfn!


Ah! Great to hear from you again. But the $64,000 question 
remains... are you still naked?

How did you get so pregnant so quickly?

Oh, wait. That's probably a result of running around naked.

Johnny-curious-in-more-ways-than-one

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
news:VJednczYFaQYQRHfRVn-uA@igs.net...

> > Hello you lot, i finally got around to registering with
> > another newsgroup hosting thingy.. aol stopped doing them
> > around xmas and i been too lazy to do anything about it
> > since.
> >
> > have since changed me name from missnutkin to moaningtrout
> > (chosen by my other half) I am now living in grasmere and
> > am 9 months pregnant!
> >
> > Last time i posted i was whingeing about the weather, but i
> > must admit that its been lovely the past few weeks :-)
> >
> > Well, hopefully i will be back annoying you lot more often
> > now.
> >
> > Till then.. ttfn!
>
> Ah! Great to hear from you again. But the $64,000 question
> remains... are you still naked?
>
> How did you get so pregnant so quickly?
>
> Oh, wait. That's probably a result of running around naked.
>
> Johnny-curious-in-more-ways-than-one


Well a'al be damned. Some people just have all the luck. Pregnant and living
in Grasmere. If that ain't just the best of the best, what is?.
Congratulations, hope all goes well with you Nutty.

Edith.

Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:

>>Hello you lot, i finally got around to registering with
>>another newsgroup hosting thingy.. aol stopped doing them
>>around xmas and i been too lazy to do anything about it
>>since. 
>>
>>have since changed me name from missnutkin to moaningtrout
>>(chosen by my other half) I am now living in grasmere and
>>am 9 months pregnant! 
>>
>>Last time i posted i was whingeing about the weather, but i
>>must admit that its been lovely the past few weeks :-)
>>
>>Well, hopefully i will be back annoying you lot more often
>>now. 
>>
>>Till then.. ttfn!
> 
> 
> Ah! Great to hear from you again. But the $64,000 question 
> remains... are you still naked?
> 
> How did you get so pregnant so quickly?
> 
> Oh, wait. That's probably a result of running around naked.
> 
> Johnny-curious-in-more-ways-than-one


Pardon me, but how long does it normally take people to get pregnant?

It must have been nine months since Miss Nutkin posted on here, and 
maybe she didn't know she was preggers then. Maybe she did, but it 
wasn't obvious in her post.


Jp

missnutkin wrote:

> Hello you lot, i finally got around to registering with another
> newsgroup hosting thingy.. aol stopped doing them around xmas and i
> been too lazy to do anything about it since.
> 
> have since changed me name from missnutkin to moaningtrout (chosen by
> my other half) I am now living in grasmere and am 9 months pregnant!
> 
> Last time i posted i was whingeing about the weather, but i must admit
> that its been lovely the past few weeks :-)
> 
> Well, hopefully i will be back annoying you lot more often now.
> 
> Till then.. ttfn!
> 


The weather was indeed lovely when I was in the Lakes last month. I'm 
sorry that you've acquired that new handle. I dread to think what he 
will call you by the time your babe has turned into an adolescent and 
you're yelling up the stairs about being late for school and coming to 
help with setting the table, or doing a laundry.

The ninth month is the longest! I hope it's soon all over. Where are you 
booked in for the birth of this new little Cumbrian?

Anyway, perhaps we'll get a blow-by-blow (blow the pain away)account of 
the labour pains. Or should that be 'doggy-pant-by-doggy pant'. Have we 
had a birth on uklc?

Jp

"missnutkin"  wrote in message 
news:1116525425.738362.167190@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...

> Hello you lot, i finally got around to registering with another
> newsgroup hosting thingy.. aol stopped doing them around xmas and i
> been too lazy to do anything about it since.
>
> have since changed me name from missnutkin to moaningtrout (chosen by
> my other half) I am now living in grasmere and am 9 months pregnant!
>
> Last time i posted i was whingeing about the weather, but i must admit
> that its been lovely the past few weeks :-)
>
> Well, hopefully i will be back annoying you lot more often now.
>

Hiya Hannah - nice to see you again. That certainly was quick work, though. 
Will you be posting on uklc from the labour ward?

ally

ps - if we held a boink somewhere nearish Grasmere, would you (and your 
other half) come? Kezzi is always trying to persuade us that there are loads 
of frustrated uklcers in the south of the county who never come to boinks 
because they're too far north. We could have one specially to celebrate the 
new mini-uklcer!

On 19 May 2005 10:57:05 -0700, "missnutkin" 
wrote:


>Well, hopefully i will be back annoying you lot more often now.


Don't bother ducky......

> Pardon me, but how long does it normally take people to get
> pregnant? 
> 
> It must have been nine months since Miss Nutkin posted on
> here, and maybe she didn't know she was preggers then.
> Maybe she did, but it wasn't obvious in her post.
> 
> 
> Jp


It seemed to me it was far less than nine months ago we last 
heard from the delightfully naked miss nutkin. However, I have 
had one of my infrequent memory burps and if you recall, she was 
not only looking for a place to live but she was looking for a 
doctor. So I think it is safe to conclude it was the new 
Grasmere doctor who got her pregnant.

Johnny-brilliant-deductions

> 
> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> Well a'al be damned. Some people just have all the luck.
> Pregnant and living in Grasmere. If that ain't just the
> best of the best, what is?. Congratulations, hope all goes
> well with you Nutty. 
> 
> Edith.


She is no longer Miss Nutkin. She's now Barking Carp or 
something. 

Johnny-correctingly

On Thu, 19 May 2005 16:42:56 -0500, Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:


>She is no longer Miss Nutkin. She's now Barking Carp or 
>something. 


I reckon you might be able to help me here.

After years of training and practice I can now shite perfectly shaped
9 to 12  inchers in length with a girth of 2" without 'em touching the
cheeks of my arse. Not only that but my eyes no longer water, my ears
no longer pop, I still feel it pull away from the back of my
throat(!), and my arse no longer gets fraid at the end.Its not perfect
yet.  I still have to use my rectal sphincter muscles to control the
thickness and shape. No real sweat there. Quite an enjoyable task. 
The only problems I have occur after I have eaten pop corn. On the way
out it feels like little razor blades and pins. The shite is not so
well shaped. The other is the colour. It sometimes appears quite
black. I put this down to what I am drinking at the weekend. 

In the interests of perfection I would be interested in any advice
given.

> The weather was indeed lovely when I was in the Lakes last
> month. I'm sorry that you've acquired that new handle. I
> dread to think what he will call you by the time your babe
> has turned into an adolescent and you're yelling up the
> stairs about being late for school and coming to help with
> setting the table, or doing a laundry. 

> The ninth month is the longest! I hope it's soon all over.
> Where are you booked in for the birth of this new little
> Cumbrian? 
 
> Anyway, perhaps we'll get a blow-by-blow (blow the pain
> away)account of the labour pains. Or should that be
> 'doggy-pant-by-doggy pant'. Have we had a birth on uklc?
> 
> Jp


I must protest you giving her the impression that adolescent 
childrem are anything less than a joy to have around the house. 
Why my two serenade me with music from dawn to dusk, often 
offering more than one tune at a time to choose from and always 
with enough volume to overcome my midlle-aged hearing loss. They 
recommend the best new television shows and don't allow us to 
become complacent watching older shows we might otherwise 
confuse with 'regular favourites'. They ensure food does not 
last beyond the 'best before' date by cleaning out the fridge 
and cupboards daily. They keep us active by dragging us out to 
their sports and music events (several a day). They remind us 
constantly of our duty to keep up with the latest in various 
gear they need and that includes their reminders to upgrade to 
HDTV several times a week. Their vigillance means we never have 
to worry about falling out of fashion or falling below community 
standards.

I'd go on but Star Wars III opens tonight and, of course, the 
kids insist we see it before it leaves the theatres. So I'm off.

Johnny-proud-dad