http://www.thecumbriadirectory.com/

This is really nice. have a look at towns and villages.

Edith.

You might be able to help me here. 

After years of training and practice I can now shite perfectly shaped
9 to 12  inchers in length with a girth of 2" without 'em touching the
cheeks of my arse. Not only that but my eyes no longer water, my ears
no longer pop, I still feel it pull away from the back of my
throat(!), and my arse no longer gets fraid at the end.Its not perfect
yet.  I still have to use my rectal sphincter muscles to control the
thickness and shape. No real sweat there. Quite an enjoyable task. 
The only problems I have occur after I have eaten pop corn. On the way
out it feels like little razor blades and pins. The shite is not so
well shaped. The other is the colour. It sometimes appears quite
black. I put this down to what I am drinking at the weekend. 

In the interests of perfection I would be interested in any advice
given.