The Pond

Jerry owned a large farm for several years.

 He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees.  The pond was ideal for swimming,
although he rarely did that anymore.

 One evening Gerald decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
for a while, and look it over.  He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which
to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

 One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

Gerald frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or
to make you get out of the pond naked."  Holding the bucket up He  said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."



 Moral: Jerry can still think fast.




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"Alfred Packer"  wrote in message
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> The Pond
> Gerald frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or
> to make you get out of the pond naked."  Holding the bucket up He  said,
> "I'm here to feed the alligator."
>
>  Moral: Jerry can still think fast.


;o)) Good morning Albert.

Edith

> The Pond

Snip.
 
>  Moral: Jerry can still think fast.


You're losing it, Al. We've had that one before within the last 
year.

Johnny-thinking-slower-and-slower-myself