Subject: Take Me Out To The Ball Game
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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his  patients to a baseball
game. For weeks in advance, he  coached his patients to respond to his
commands.
When the day  of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the
National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,  "Up Nuts," and the patients
complied by standing  up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they all  sat back down in
their seats.  After a home run was  hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
They all broke out  into applause and cheered.  When the umpire made a
particularly bad  call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled,
"Boo Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to  go get a beer and a
hot dog, leaving his assistant in  charge. When he returned, there was a
riot in progress.  Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in
the world happened?"
The assistant replied, "Well everything was  going just fine until this guy
walked by and  yelled, "PEANUTS!"

Goodmorning all.
Edith.