Hello again and I would like to thank all those who were courteous
enough to reply vis-à-vis my recent messages to your newsgroup.

Unfortunately, after a quick perusal of said replies, I have come to
the sad conclusion that my original statements were not too far wide
of the mark. This I had scarcely hoped to credit and I derive no
satisfaction from this state of affairs.

Furthermore, and notwithstanding the foregoing, the senders of the
replies were an assortment of armchair system-administrators, grumpy
old bastards, little-Englanders, impotent curtain-twitchers, bloody
Pharynges, and people who are only on the Internet because they [or a
relation] knew how to insert a Freeserve CD [and where not to insert
it, one presumes]. As those of you reading my earlier posts will know
only too well, the above categories and types of people are,
collectively, referred to as net-nannies.

To these net-nannies who think they can read headers and get me kicked
off, well all I can say is that there are upwards of 150 ISPs in Great
Britain. These headbangers are deluding themselves if they believe
that they can get rid of me that easily. I have been on the net for
eight years and will still be here in another eight years time, unlike
the newbies who have chucked away a grand and a half on a PC from PC
World which will have given up the ghost long before the warrantee is
up on it.

In short, and not to put too fine a point on the matter, my recent
postings have only served to demonstrate.. nay, confirm... that the
Internet, and USENET in particular, is infested by a group of socially
deprived sad bastards aka net-nannies. The unity between a net-nannie
and his or her fellow net-nannie would put the Freemasons or the Grand
Order of the Moose to shame and I am led to believe that these
respected organisations have a system known as black-balling to vet,
from their applicants, those who are psychologically or intellectually
prone to net-nannyism.

A full report can be seen on contacting the group at the address
below.

Your good buddy

Carruthers
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     O---------UseNet-Monitoring-Group---------O
     | Objectives:                             |
     | 1) Conduct research into NetNannies     |
     |    as a socially excluded and deprived  |
     |    group of sad people.                 |
     | 2) Give advice on NetNannie infestation |
     |    where detected, free of charge.      |
     | 3) Expose NetNannies for what they are. |
     | 4) Offer help to the afflicted.         |
     | 5) Free the net from head bangers.      |
     |    Give it back to the people.          |
     +----This-Is-A-Public-Service-Posting-----+
 
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