Is it on again this year??

-- 
Blustering Blellum
in vino veritas

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:14:03 +0100, t@M ö'§H@ñT€R
 wrote:


>Is it on again this year??


Is it fuck.

"t@M 'H@T?R"  wrote in message
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> Is it on again this year??
>
> --
> Blustering Blellum
> in vino veritas
>

Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen. I went into
the office to claim the insurance. The man behind the desk said, "I'm sorry,
dear but your policy only covers theft if the house burns down during the
theft."

titter.

Edith

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller" 
wrote:


>Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.


Who cares? FUCK OFF!

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:14:03 +0100, t@M 'H@TR
 wrote:


>Is it on again this year??


Nope it has been cancelled because it was boring.

"Jake"  wrote in message
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> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller" 
> wrote:
>
> >Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
>
> Who cares? FUCK OFF!


Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And like
someone who was on a promise with a liar.

Steve Howarth

"Steve Howarth"  wrote in message
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>
> "Jake"  wrote in message
> news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
> > On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller" 
> > wrote:
> >
> > >Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
> >
> > Who cares? FUCK OFF!
>
> Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And like
> someone who was on a promise with a liar.
>
> Steve Howarth
>

Good evening Steve. How are you?

Edith.

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:18:25 +0100, "Steve Howarth"
 wrote:


>
>"Jake"  wrote in message
>news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller" 
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
>>
>> Who cares? FUCK OFF!
>
>Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And like
>someone who was on a promise with a liar.
>
>Steve Howarth


Tell me Steve, have you ever been bummed?

Jake wrote:

> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:18:25 +0100, "Steve Howarth"
>  wrote:
>
>>
>> "Jake"  wrote in message
>> news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller"
>>>  wrote:
>>>
>>>> Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
>>>
>>> Who cares? FUCK OFF!
>>
>> Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And like
>> someone who was on a promise with a liar.
>>
>> Steve Howarth
>
> Tell me Steve, have you ever been bummed?


ah anoother disciple of Paddy Mason

Al



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The Traveller wrote:

> "t@M 'H@T?R"  wrote in message
> news:d3rh4r$fq9$1$8302bc10@news.demon.co.uk...
>> Is it on again this year??
>>
>> --
>> Blustering Blellum
>> in vino veritas
>>
> Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen. I went
> into the office to claim the insurance. The man behind the desk said,
> "I'm sorry, dear but your policy only covers theft if the house burns
> down during the theft."
>
> titter.
>
> Edith


a man walk into the doctors office and points to the red mark on his
forehead.  The doctor looks at it and pokes and prods and announces that
he's never seen anything like it in his life.
"What is it doc?"
"It's a penis growing from your forehead"
"Well can't you cut it off"
"No, its attached to your brain"
"So in about six weeks every morning when I get up and stand in front of the
mirror I'm going to see a penis growing out of my forehead"
"Er, no not really"
"Why?  I don't understand"
"Oh, your balls will be in front of your eyes"

courtesy of Al Franken, NPR



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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:57:54 -0500, "Alfred Packer"
 wrote:


>Jake wrote:
>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:18:25 +0100, "Steve Howarth"
>>  wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Jake"  wrote in message
>>> news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
>>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller"
>>>>  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
>>>>
>>>> Who cares? FUCK OFF!
>>>
>>> Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And like
>>> someone who was on a promise with a liar.
>>>
>>> Steve Howarth
>>
>> Tell me Steve, have you ever been bummed?
>
>ah anoother disciple of Paddy Mason


I bet you'd like to bum me, wouldn't you?

Jake wrote:

> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:57:54 -0500, "Alfred Packer"
>  wrote:
>
>> Jake wrote:
>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:18:25 +0100, "Steve Howarth"
>>>  wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Jake"  wrote in message
>>>> news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller"
>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
>>>>>
>>>>> Who cares? FUCK OFF!
>>>>
>>>> Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And
>>>> like someone who was on a promise with a liar.
>>>>
>>>> Steve Howarth
>>>
>>> Tell me Steve, have you ever been bummed?
>>
>> ah anoother disciple of Paddy Mason
>
> I bet you'd like to bum me, wouldn't you?


yup in exactly the same way as Edward II



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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:12:49 -0500, "Alfred Packer"
 wrote:


>Jake wrote:
>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 18:57:54 -0500, "Alfred Packer"
>>  wrote:
>>
>>> Jake wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:18:25 +0100, "Steve Howarth"
>>>>  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Jake"  wrote in message
>>>>> news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller"
>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Who cares? FUCK OFF!
>>>>>
>>>>> Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And
>>>>> like someone who was on a promise with a liar.
>>>>>
>>>>> Steve Howarth
>>>>
>>>> Tell me Steve, have you ever been bummed?
>>>
>>> ah anoother disciple of Paddy Mason
>>
>> I bet you'd like to bum me, wouldn't you?
>
>yup


I thought so. I also bet you'd like to rub your little sweaty knob all
over my face too, wouldn't you?

The teacher said "If you have 7 apples in one hand, Georgie and 3 in the
other, what do you have.?"

"Two big hands Miss," he replied.

Edith.

Jake wrote:

> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:18:25 +0100, "Steve Howarth"
>  wrote:
>
>>
>> "Jake"  wrote in message
>> news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller"
>>>  wrote:
>>>
>>>> Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
>>>
>>> Who cares? FUCK OFF!
>>
>> Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And like
>> someone who was on a promise with a liar.
>>
>> Steve Howarth
>
> Tell me Steve, have you ever been bummed?


I guess Mummy's out of town for the weekend....

"Dirty Sanchez" <sanchez[at]westshape[dot]co[dot]uk> wrote in message
news:426214d4$1_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> Jake wrote:
> > On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:18:25 +0100, "Steve Howarth"
> >  wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> "Jake"  wrote in message
> >> news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
> >>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller"
> >>>  wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
> >>>
> >>> Who cares? FUCK OFF!
> >>
> >> Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And like
> >> someone who was on a promise with a liar.
> >>
> >> Steve Howarth
> >
> > Tell me Steve, have you ever been bummed?
>
> I guess Mummy's out of town for the weekend....
>
>


Class!

Steve Howarth

Oh boy. Here we go again. Some little worm has burrowed his way into our
group of nice people. I'm off.

Edith.

This is information for new posters to this hierarchy but after
reading your stuff I have come to the conclusion that you might be
able to make the message a bit more explicit. At the moment it is not
getting through to its target audience. TIA

In an effort to enlist your understanding and tolerance I  wonder if I
could explain the function of < uk.local.*> news groups. All of them,
have been from the very beginning and will be to the very end safe
play areas for all sorts of rageing nutters, social malcontents,
controll freaks and malevolent beings. You may feel that they should
go elsewhere but where? The asylums are all closed. What would you
have of them? Standing in their back yards at midnight howling to the
full moon and frighting the shit out of the neighbours into the
bargain? Have them running around shafting masons, suspected
werewolves, communists, socialists, conservatives and women with
vaginal warts by the  dozen? OR harmlessly making utter cunts of
themselves in a uk.local group? Lets face it what is one other cunt
amongst the many in this group?? I know what I prefer!! 
The uk.local hierarchy of newsgroups is a valuable safety valve which
helps to keep society a wee bit more safe. 
You may disagree. I would be interested to hear your opinion and no
doubt would the rest of the group. Thanks in advance.
..
..
Tee hee hee

This is information for new posters to this hierarchy but after
reading your stuff I have come to the conclusion that you might be
able to make the message a bit more explicit. At the moment it is not
getting through to its target audience. TIA

In an effort to enlist your understanding and tolerance I  wonder if I
could explain the function of < uk.local.*> news groups. All of them,
have been from the very beginning and will be to the very end safe
play areas for all sorts of rageing nutters, social malcontents,
controll freaks and malevolent beings. You may feel that they should
go elsewhere but where? The asylums are all closed. What would you
have of them? Standing in their back yards at midnight howling to the
full moon and frighting the shit out of the neighbours into the
bargain? Have them running around shafting masons, suspected
werewolves, communists, socialists, conservatives and women with
vaginal warts by the  dozen? OR harmlessly making utter cunts of
themselves in a uk.local group? Lets face it what is one other cunt
amongst the many in this group?? I know what I prefer!! 
The uk.local hierarchy of newsgroups is a valuable safety valve which
helps to keep society a wee bit more safe. 
You may disagree. I would be interested to hear your opinion and no
doubt would the rest of the group. Thanks in advance.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message
news:LFs8e.113159$Vf.4179945@news000.worldonline.dk...

> Oh boy. Here we go again. Some little worm has burrowed his way into our
> group of nice people. I'm off.
>
> Edith.
>
>


Note to self:  Next time Dirty Sanchez comes up with a witty one-liner,
don't compliment it.

Steve Howarth

Tee hee hee.

t@M 'H@T?R  wrote in message
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> Is it on again this year??
>

Yes, it is. I discovered this secret website where you can find out things
like this - it's called google. <Oh, well, I'm not very good at being
sarcastic but you get my drift....>

Have a look at www.applebyjazz.co.uk - so far they've booked The Don Weller
Big Band, Norma Winstone with the Alan Barnes Sextet, the Peter King Octet,
the Art Themen Octet, the Gerd Dudek Quintet, Themen Weller & Barned, Tim
Garland, Stan Sultzman, the Gordon Beck Trio, Stan Tracey (but he's there
every year so it doesn't count), and lots of other people, most of whom I've
never heard of, but then it's not me that's the jazz freak in this house.

IMHO the best thing about the Appleby Jazz Festival is the venue. When the
music gets boring, it's lovely just wandering around the river bank in the
evening sunlight, looking for trout rising or birds among the trees. And the
beer's ok.

ally

On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:32:28 +0100, Jake  wrote:


>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:18:25 +0100, "Steve Howarth"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Jake"  wrote in message
>>news:r7p2611tuavrottlbpkssrioroti90f97n@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:07:47 +0200, "The Traveller" 
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Yesterday my house was broken into and everything was stolen.
>>>
>>> Who cares? FUCK OFF!
>>
>>Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake.  You sound like a real wit.  And like
>>someone who was on a promise with a liar.
>>
>>Steve Howarth
>
>Tell me Steve, have you ever been bummed?


Welcome to the newsgroup, Jake, could you ask someone to change your nappy?
( you smell a bit....)

J.

Steve Howarth wrote:

>
> Note to self:  Next time Dirty Sanchez comes up with a witty
> one-liner, don't compliment it.
>
> Steve Howarth


No... You must... Else I dry up for years!!!

Kez. . . ;)