Free draw to win a g spot vibrator. 

Errrrr..... Wots a G Spot?
;)

"Tom Frost"  wrote in message
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> Free draw to win a g spot vibrator.
>
> Errrrr..... Wots a G Spot?
> ;)


Isn't it what astronauts get when they re-enter the Earth's atmosphere? :-)

Cheers

-Ar^ch

Hmm, not sure of this one... isn't it something that you have to rub a lot to make it go away? (Or something like that!)  

;o)

Mike

"Father Christmas"  wrote in message news:3c5lakF6hggr3U1@individual.net...

> 
> "Tom Frost"  wrote in message
> news:1113430913.550985.246050@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> Free draw to win a g spot vibrator.
>>
>> Errrrr..... Wots a G Spot?
>> ;)
> 
> Isn't it what astronauts get when they re-enter the Earth's atmosphere? :-)
> 
> Cheers
> 
> -Ar^ch
> 
> 
>

"<(@l@)>Lightningslim"  wrote in message
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Hmm, not sure of this one... isn't it something that you have to rub a lot
to make it go away? (Or something like that!)

;o)

Mike


Best to ask Jane I suppose...she knows about this kind of stuff...

Cheers

- Ar^ch

On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 23:59:36 +0100, "Father Christmas"
 wrote:


>Best to ask Jane I suppose...she knows about this kind of stuff...


Yes, and I know about the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Father
Christmas too......

ooops, sorry about that last one ......

By the way, where's the comp? There's no URL in the OP

Jane


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> and Father
> Christmas too......
> 
> ooops, sorry about that last one ......


You know the secret of how he gets his 'generous figure' down all those tiny, 
and in some cases non-existent, chimneys ? Wow, I'm impressed :-)))

Cheers

Kevin

P.S. I do seem to remember it was explained at some point in 'Santa Claus 
Conquers the Martians', though I could be wrong. It's years since I saw that 
film at a Sci-fi convention and I think I was slightly tipsy at the time :-))

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:23:56 GMT, Kevin F Stubbs
 wrote:


>You know the secret of how he gets his 'generous figure' down all those tiny, 
>and in some cases non-existent, chimneys ? Wow, I'm impressed :-)))


Yes, you see to get round all those chimneys in one night he has to
travel at relativistic speeds.  According to special relativity
theory, this causes him to get significantly longer, and conservation
of mass being what it is,  he therefore gets thinner. Or it could be
the other way round (it's a long time since I studied Relativity
theory), he gets shorter and therefore fatter,  and goes down
sideways. 

HTH

Jane
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"Jane Willis"  wrote in message
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> On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:23:56 GMT, Kevin F Stubbs
>  wrote:
>
> >You know the secret of how he gets his 'generous figure' down all those
tiny,
> >and in some cases non-existent, chimneys ? Wow, I'm impressed :-)))
>
> Yes, you see to get round all those chimneys in one night he has to
> travel at relativistic speeds.  According to special relativity
> theory, this causes him to get significantly longer, and conservation
> of mass being what it is,  he therefore gets thinner. Or it could be
> the other way round (it's a long time since I studied Relativity
> theory), he gets shorter and therefore fatter,  and goes down
> sideways.
>
> HTH
>
> Jane



Ner....fraid you're wrong this time Jane. It can't be scientificised....the
secret is ......plain and simple magic...I just go to the Tooth Fairy each
Christmas Eve, and she waves her thingy at me...I look forward to it all
year :-)

Regards

-Father Christmas

On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 12:17:38 +0100, "Father Christmas"
 wrote:


>Ner....fraid you're wrong this time Jane. It can't be scientificised....the
>secret is ......plain and simple magic...I just go to the Tooth Fairy each
>Christmas Eve, and she waves her thingy at me...I look forward to it all
>year :-)


There's a word for people who look forward to having fairies wave
their thingies at them. 

Jane
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I know that one! "Cottaging"  !!!

 ;o)

Mike

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> On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 12:17:38 퍝, "Father Christmas"
>  wrote:
> 
>>Ner....fraid you're wrong this time Jane. It can't be scientificised....the
>>secret is ......plain and simple magic...I just go to the Tooth Fairy each
>>Christmas Eve, and she waves her thingy at me...I look forward to it all
>>year :-)
> 
> There's a word for people who look forward to having fairies wave
> their thingies at them. 
> 
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"<(@l@)>Lightningslim"  wrote in message
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I know that one! "Cottaging"  !!!

 ;o)

Mike

How strange that you should mention that. Old^Wolf was only this morning
saying that he intended planting some flowers all around his Hen-house....He
said he likes the idea of having a Cottaging garden :-)

Cheers

-Ar^ch

"Kevin F Stubbs"  wrote in message 
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> You know the secret of how he gets his 'generous figure' down all those 
> tiny, and in some cases non-existent, chimneys ? Wow, I'm impressed :-)))
>
> Cheers
>
> Kevin


Phew - just realised in the nick of time that we had moved on to the subject 
of Father Christmas.................I thought we were "still" discussing the 
G spot.......<blush> ;o)

zo

"Tom Frost"  wrote in message 
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> Free draw to win a g spot vibrator.
>
> Errrrr..... Wots a G Spot?
> ;)
>


It's very well hidden..................just like the URL !! ;o))

zo

"Tom Frost"  wrote in message
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> Free draw to win a g spot vibrator.
>
> Errrrr..... Wots a G Spot?
> ;)
>


Typical bloke's question...lol

Shiela S

According to :

>Free draw to win a g spot vibrator. 
>
>Errrrr..... Wots a G Spot?


Maybe you'd better win one and find out.

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