Well, I'd better get out of this dressing gown and prepare myself for the
coming evaluation. The workers are coming in two hours time, to repair my
verandah. Wish me luck.

Edith-on-the-verge.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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> Well, I'd better get out of this dressing gown and prepare myself for the
> coming evaluation. The workers are coming in two hours time, to repair my
> verandah. Wish me luck.
>
> Edith-on-the-verge.
>

 All together now... Deja Vue.Deja Vue. Deja Vue... to the tune of Colonel 
Bogie.

Rex.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:3nN2e.108275$Vf.4155824@news000.worldonline.dk...
> > Well, I'd better get out of this dressing gown and prepare myself for
the
> > coming evaluation. The workers are coming in two hours time, to repair
my
> > verandah. Wish me luck.
> >
> > Edith-on-the-verge.
> >
>  All together now... Deja Vue.Deja Vue. Deja Vue... to the tune of Colonel
> Bogie.
>
> Rex.
>

Well BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA. That's blu88y THAT. I am now about to have a
fit. Our leader rang my bell just now (12:30) and told me that the worker
couldn't come until 1pm tomorrow for he was in Holmestrand working (next
little town towards Oslo) Our leader says, he has read him his last
rights.Gruff! Whars me shot gun.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-I
HATE MEN.

Edith-says-keep-on-singing-Colonel.

> Well BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA. That's blu88y THAT. I am now
> about to have a fit. Our leader rang my bell just now
> (12:30) and told me that the worker couldn't come until 1pm
> tomorrow for he was in Holmestrand working (next little
> town towards Oslo) Our leader says, he has read him his
> last rights.Gruff! Whars me shot gun.
> 
> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!!!!!!!!!-I HATE MEN.
> 
> Edith-says-keep-on-singing-Colonel.


Here we go again. The worker probably has a woman setting his 
schedule, telling him what to do. The poor fellow could be 
helping some elderly widow from Holmestrand put in wheelchair 
access ramps.

First you blame a man for taking you on a holiday. Now this.

Give the poor guy a break.

Johnny-compassion

The Traveller  wrote in message
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> >
> Well BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA. That's blu88y THAT. I am now about to have a
> fit. Our leader rang my bell just now (12:30) and told me that the worker
> couldn't come until 1pm tomorrow for he was in Holmestrand working (next
> little town towards Oslo) Our leader says, he has read him his last
> rights.Gruff! Whars me shot gun.
>

It does all rather make your average Cumbrian tradesman sound like a model
of reliability in comparison, doesn't it?

ally

"The Traveller" >>

> Well BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA. That's blu88y THAT. I am now about to have a
> fit. Our leader rang my bell just now (12:30) and told me that the worker
> couldn't come until 1pm tomorrow for he was in Holmestrand working (next
> little town towards Oslo) Our leader says, he has read him his last
> rights.Gruff! Whars me shot gun.
>
> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-I
> HATE MEN.
>


What do you do to scare them off? If you marketted it you'd make a fortune. 
I could use it to keep next door's B****y cats out of my garden, for a 
start! I could use it on the double glazing salesmen. Do share your charming 
secret.

Rex.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> The Traveller  wrote in message
> news:BvP2e.108289$Vf.4155964@news000.worldonline.dk...
> > >
> > Well BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA. That's blu88y THAT. I am now about to have
a
> > fit. Our leader rang my bell just now (12:30) and told me that the
worker
> > couldn't come until 1pm tomorrow for he was in Holmestrand working (next
> > little town towards Oslo) Our leader says, he has read him his last
> > rights.Gruff! Whars me shot gun.
> >
> It does all rather make your average Cumbrian tradesman sound like a model
> of reliability in comparison, doesn't it?
>
> ally


Yes Ally and what I have seen of them they do a damned good job.

Edith.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Well BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA. That's blu88y THAT. I am now
> > about to have a fit. Our leader rang my bell just now
> > (12:30) and told me that the worker couldn't come until 1pm
> > tomorrow for he was in Holmestrand working (next little
> > town towards Oslo) Our leader says, he has read him his
> > last rights.Gruff! Whars me shot gun.
> >
> > Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > !!!!!!!!!!-I HATE MEN.
> >
> > Edith-says-keep-on-singing-Colonel.
>
> Here we go again. The worker probably has a woman setting his
> schedule, telling him what to do. The poor fellow could be
> helping some elderly widow from Holmestrand put in wheelchair
> access ramps.
>
> First you blame a man for taking you on a holiday. Now this.
>
> Give the poor guy a break.
>
> Johnny-compassion


I have been waiting for him for 4 years. I'll wrap the blasted wheel chair
around his vitals.

Edith :0((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((  Wham!

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller" >>
> > Well BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA-BUGGA. That's blu88y THAT. I am now about to have
a
> > fit. Our leader rang my bell just now (12:30) and told me that the
worker
> > couldn't come until 1pm tomorrow for he was in Holmestrand working (next
> > little town towards Oslo) Our leader says, he has read him his last
> > rights.Gruff! Whars me shot gun.
> >
> > Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-I
> > HATE MEN.
> >
>
> What do you do to scare them off? If you marketted it you'd make a
fortune.
> I could use it to keep next door's B****y cats out of my garden, for a
> start! I could use it on the double glazing salesmen. Do share your
charming
> secret.
>
> Rex.


I know someone who has empty plastic lemonade bottles of water lying around
on the soil-perhaps something to do with catching the light. Honest.
A neighbour here, put orange peel on her soil, I'd use strong smelling glue
and pepper but I think J had the best idea. Put out a few big owl statues
and get a Doberman and then you have the live wires system that even keeps
cows out/in.
I think an automatic sprinkler would be great. Cats don't really like water.

That's what I'm going to do with the workers.Glue and pepper them, then set
my Doberman on em, then wrap live wires around their...then empty the bimbo
over them, then have the owls pick their eyes out, then bash them with
plastic bottles of water, then ....... I wonder if they'll come tomorrow and
begin on a neighbour's veranda instead of mine...oh SOB.

ps: It was Orly's fault.

Edith.

> I have been waiting for him for 4 years. I'll wrap the
> blasted wheel chair around his vitals.
> 
> Edith :0(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( 
> Wham! 


Surely this would not have happened if the tradesman was a 
woman. I suggest you call them and tell them you would like a 
woman to do the veranda repair.

Johnny-helpful advice

The Traveller  wrote in message
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> > >
> > It does all rather make your average Cumbrian tradesman sound like a
model
> > of reliability in comparison, doesn't it?
> >
> > ally
>
> Yes Ally and what I have seen of them they do a damned good job.
>

Hmm, that's not quite how I meant it, but I'd hate to destroy a nice
compliment so I'll keep quiet.

ally

The Traveller  wrote in message
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>
> That's what I'm going to do with the workers.Glue and pepper them, then
set
> my Doberman on em, then wrap live wires around their...then empty the
bimbo
> over them, then have the owls pick their eyes out, then bash them with
> plastic bottles of water, then ....... I wonder if they'll come tomorrow
and
> begin on a neighbour's veranda instead of mine...oh SOB.
>

Well they'll not come now if they've read that.

Just as well they probably haven't.

ally

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > I have been waiting for him for 4 years. I'll wrap the
> > blasted wheel chair around his vitals.
> >
> > Edith

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( 

> > Wham! 
> 
> Surely this would not have happened if the tradesman was a 
> woman. I suggest you call them and tell them you would like a 
> woman to do the veranda repair.
> 

Then she'll have to wait another 4 years.

ally

The Traveller wrote:

> Well, I'd better get out of this dressing gown and prepare myself for
> the coming evaluation. The workers are coming in two hours time, to
> repair my verandah. Wish me luck.
>
> Edith-on-the-verge.


maybe you'd better keep the dressing gown on, it might be the sight of you
without the dressing gown that's driving the verandah repair industry of
Vestfold to seek work above the Arctic Circle.

Al




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"Alfred Packer"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
> > Well, I'd better get out of this dressing gown and prepare myself for
> > the coming evaluation. The workers are coming in two hours time, to
> > repair my verandah. Wish me luck.
> >
> > Edith-on-the-verge.
>
> maybe you'd better keep the dressing gown on, it might be the sight of you
> without the dressing gown that's driving the verandah repair industry of
> Vestfold to seek work above the Arctic Circle.
>
> Al


Albert. Behave yourself. I look good in a dressing gown, chuckle. If I had
exceeded my talents, I'd be living in a castle by now. :0) but me Mam said I
had too be a good girl.

There was this one time.............a plastic bit on my washing machine
froze to bits and

Then there was this one time...............the window got broken. I took the
frame with me on the bus has it was too far to walk with it to the glass
master and the driver said-has he thrown you out through the window without
openening it. Little did he know.

Then there was this one time the washing machine gave up again
and........................that fella had a good eye to me. I had to shove
him out and lock the door. Gees! I learned fast how to repair a washing
machine. Sent others to his shop to buy spare parts. Diddled him out of a
la'al bit of everything, the sly '''p!!!!!!!!

Edith.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> The Traveller  wrote in message
> news:flY2e.108888$Vf.4156997@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > That's what I'm going to do with the workers.Glue and pepper them, then
> set
> > my Doberman on em, then wrap live wires around their...then empty the
> bimbo
> > over them, then have the owls pick their eyes out, then bash them with
> > plastic bottles of water, then ....... I wonder if they'll come tomorrow
> and
> > begin on a neighbour's veranda instead of mine...oh SOB.
> >
> Well they'll not come now if they've read that.
>
> Just as well they probably haven't.
>
> ally
>

Two more hours and we'll know, Ally.

Edith Nailbighter.