To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...

Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.

Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)

Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in there...!

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:26:57 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" 
wrote:


>To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
>
>Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
>
>Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
>
>Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in there...! 


Get a fucking life you sad cunt.

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:30:37 +0100, Danny  wrote:


>On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:26:57 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" 
>wrote:
>
>>To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
>>
>>Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
>>
>>Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
>>
>>Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in there...! 
>
>Get a fucking life you sad cunt.


We might say the same about YOU.

Piss off and leave us alone: who rattled your cage anyway?

J.

"Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
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> To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
>
> Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
>
> Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
>
> Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in
there...!
>

I'll second that but I won't kiss any of them, except on the cheek.

Edith

"JH"  wrote in message
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> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:30:37 +0100, Danny  wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:26:57 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" 
> >wrote:
> >
> >>To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
> >>
> >>Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
> >>
> >>Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
> >>
> >>Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in
there...!
> >
> >Get a fucking life you sad cunt.
>
> We might say the same about YOU.
>
> Piss off and leave us alone: who rattled your cage anyway?
>
> J.
>

I second that too.

Morning J. Hope all is well on the mountain.

Edith.

Dirty Sanchez wrote:

> To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
> 
> Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
> 
> Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
> 
> Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in there...! 
> 
> 

Yes, happy birthday Kai Hsia and Johnny the Traveller.

Jp

"Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message 
news:4349d183$1_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
>
> Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
>
> Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
>
> Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in 
> there...!

Have a lovely day both of you.

ally

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:35:38 +0100, JH 
wrote:


>On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:30:37 +0100, Danny  wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:26:57 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" 
>>wrote:
>>
>>>To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
>>>
>>>Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
>>>
>>>Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
>>>
>>>Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in there...! 
>>
>>Get a fucking life you sad cunt.
>
>We might say the same about YOU.
>
>Piss off and leave us alone: who rattled your cage anyway?


Fuck off, you sad washed-up old twat.

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:37:50 +0200, "The Traveller" 
wrote:


>
>"JH"  wrote in message
>news:mc6kk1ta71s901fkpi96dtnoutt5df73ag@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:30:37 +0100, Danny  wrote:
>>
>> >On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:26:57 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" 
>> >wrote:
>> >
>> >>To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
>> >>
>> >>Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
>> >>
>> >>Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
>> >>
>> >>Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in
>there...!
>> >
>> >Get a fucking life you sad cunt.
>>
>> We might say the same about YOU.
>>
>> Piss off and leave us alone: who rattled your cage anyway?
>>
>> J.
>>
>I second that too.
>
>Morning J. Hope all is well on the mountain.
>
>Edith.


You can fuck off too, you crazy old freak.

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:17:42 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" 
wrote:


>Kezzi. . . 


Are you a Paki?

"a l l y"  wrote in message 
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>
> "Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message 
> news:4349d183$1_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
>>
>> Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
>>
>> Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
>>
>> Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in 
>> there...!
> Have a lovely day both of you.
>
>

 Too busy yesterday to get to the PC. Belated Birthday Wishes to anyone who 
has just had a birthday. Sorry for the delay!


Rex.

"Norcot"  wrote in message 
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>>
> Too busy yesterday to get to the PC. Belated Birthday Wishes to anyone who 
> has just had a birthday. Sorry for the delay!
>

Going by the shortage of posts yesterday, I'd say everyone was rather busy. 
Maybe they were all busy celebrating somebody's birthday.

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "Norcot"  wrote in message
> news:u_J2f.13129$qR5.6516@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
> >>
> > Too busy yesterday to get to the PC. Belated Birthday Wishes to anyone
who
> > has just had a birthday. Sorry for the delay!
> >
> Going by the shortage of posts yesterday, I'd say everyone was rather
busy.
> Maybe they were all busy celebrating somebody's birthday.
>
> ally


I was and we were very busy. Now Orly has a nice little closet and I pulled
the chain for the first time yesterday to celebrate ..now let me get it
right for once..Kia Hsia and Johnny.
H...H...Hiyo Silver....Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay - and nothing leaks yet
and everything functions....even me.

Edith Silversund Pullthechain.

a l l y wrote:

> "Norcot"  wrote in message 
> news:u_J2f.13129$qR5.6516@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
> 
>>Too busy yesterday to get to the PC. Belated Birthday Wishes to anyone who 
>>has just had a birthday. Sorry for the delay!
>>
> 
> Going by the shortage of posts yesterday, I'd say everyone was rather busy. 
> Maybe they were all busy celebrating somebody's birthday.
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

It might be relevant in the cases of Tania and Al, that it was Columbus 
Day in the United States (no rest for the wicked myself) and the whole 
of Canada was celebrating Thanksgiving Day. But what were all the 
British uklcers up to?

Jp

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
> > "Norcot"  wrote in message
> > news:u_J2f.13129$qR5.6516@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
> >
> >>Too busy yesterday to get to the PC. Belated Birthday Wishes to anyone
who
> >>has just had a birthday. Sorry for the delay!
> >>
> >
> > Going by the shortage of posts yesterday, I'd say everyone was rather
busy.
> > Maybe they were all busy celebrating somebody's birthday.
> >
> > ally
> >
> >
> It might be relevant in the cases of Tania and Al, that it was Columbus
> Day in the United States (no rest for the wicked myself) and the whole
> of Canada was celebrating Thanksgiving Day. But what were all the
> British uklcers up to?
>
> Jp


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"Jpinny"  wrote in message


> It might be relevant in the cases of Tania and Al, that it was Columbus 
> Day in the United States (no rest for the wicked myself) and the whole of 
> Canada was celebrating Thanksgiving Day. But what were all the British 
> uklcers up to?
>
> Jp


We have had a couple of gorgeous summer days in Rutland. The entire daylight 
hours were spent tidying the garden. We have dug out several large flower 
beds, weeded them, split the plants we want to keep and resited them. We 
even cut the lawn yesterday. I think we go into this winter better prepared 
than any autumn I can remember, thanks to the clement weather. Today's 
weather is similar so I must get back to the digging.


Rex.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "Jpinny"  wrote in message
>
> > It might be relevant in the cases of Tania and Al, that it was Columbus
> > Day in the United States (no rest for the wicked myself) and the whole
of
> > Canada was celebrating Thanksgiving Day. But what were all the British
> > uklcers up to?
> >
> > Jp
>
> We have had a couple of gorgeous summer days in Rutland. The entire
daylight
> hours were spent tidying the garden. We have dug out several large flower
> beds, weeded them, split the plants we want to keep and resited them. We
> even cut the lawn yesterday. I think we go into this winter better
prepared
> than any autumn I can remember, thanks to the clement weather. Today's
> weather is similar so I must get back to the digging.
>
>
> Rex.


Orly's toilet was finished by 9:30 pm - 10th October. Did we win, Rex?

Edith.

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> Gosh... four hours?? No wonder your back's sore. How's your
> poor wife's back?
> 
> ally-astounded 


I'm afraid she didn't participate. She was in the kitchen with 
the turkey baster.

Johnny-straight-faced

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
> >
> > Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
> >
> > Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
> >
> > Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for
> > you in there...!
>
> I'll pass, thanks. Kai Hsia can have them all.
>
> Tell us, how was the birthday? Or did you do that already and I
> haven't read it yet?
>
> It was Thanksgiving here yesterday so the whole country had a
> holiday and a turkey dinner on my BD. For my special day, I got
> to screw on the deck for four hours. My back is sore today.
>
> And the Senators beat the Leafs - again - bliss.
>
> Johnny-sore-back


4 hours? Some screw. No wonder your back hurts. I'm speechless. It must be a
world record. You should be in the Guinness record book.

Edith in Shock.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Gosh... four hours?? No wonder your back's sore. How's your
> > poor wife's back?
> >
> > ally-astounded
>
> I'm afraid she didn't participate. She was in the kitchen with
> the turkey baster.
>
> Johnny-straight-faced


rofl.

Edith.

"JpinNY"  wrote in message
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> I'm very ill-prepared. I have a mess of leaves, some of my summer
> bedding plants are still in place, and the lawnmower, which is quite
> new, has conked out, possibly because the fuel line to the engine has
> gummed up - from lack of use, I believe. The fittest male in the family
> got of mowing this summer due to a broken ankle and then a sprain to
> said ankle,and his father barely managed a monthly mow, and refused to
> show me how to fix the water sprinkler for the lawn through a long, hot
> dry spell, on the grounds that it only makes the grass grow faster. We
> have had torrential rain over the weekend, following a dampish week,
> and the lawn is sprouting green bits, where there was yellowish hay,
> and my nasturtiums are bursting forth with vigour.
>
> Jp


Otherwise, you're having a nice day?

Edith.

Yes, thankyou,  Edith.

Have a nice one yourself.

Jp

"JpinNY"  wrote in message
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> Yes, thankyou,  Edith.
>
> Have a nice one yourself.
>
> Jp


:0) No grass to cut. No flowers to dig up. No leaves to rake. Street full of
dead run-over conkers. I'm just off to hang meself.

Edith had a lovely day tidying, cleaning washing--I just luv it.

ps: D'yuh think he did it on purpose to get out of mo-ing the lawn.?

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow
One man and his football 'n' hockey bat.
Went to mow a meadow.

Jpinny wrote:

> a l l y wrote:
>> "Norcot"  wrote in message
>> news:u_J2f.13129$qR5.6516@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>>> Too busy yesterday to get to the PC. Belated Birthday Wishes to
>>> anyone who has just had a birthday. Sorry for the delay!
>>>
>>
>> Going by the shortage of posts yesterday, I'd say everyone was
>> rather busy. Maybe they were all busy celebrating somebody's
>> birthday. ally
>>
>>
> It might be relevant in the cases of Tania and Al, that it was
> Columbus Day in the United States (no rest for the wicked myself) and
> the whole of Canada was celebrating Thanksgiving Day. But what were
> all the British uklcers up to?
>
> Jp


It was Taiwan National Day in our house apparently

Kezzi. . .

a l l y wrote:

> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> news:434bb3f1$0$6441$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com...
> For my special day, I got
>> to screw on the deck for four hours. My back is sore today.
>>
> Gosh... four hours?? No wonder your back's sore. How's your poor
> wife's back?
>
> ally-astounded


Don't you mean 'knees'??????

Titter. . .

The Traveller wrote:

> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3r1g7nFh7iilU1@individual.net...
>>
>> "Norcot"  wrote in message
>> news:u_J2f.13129$qR5.6516@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
>>>>
>>> Too busy yesterday to get to the PC. Belated Birthday Wishes to
>>> anyone who has just had a birthday. Sorry for the delay!
>>>
>> Going by the shortage of posts yesterday, I'd say everyone was
>> rather busy. Maybe they were all busy celebrating somebody's
>> birthday.
>>
>> ally
>
> ..now let me get it right for once..Kia Hsia and Johnny.


It's Kai... as in K-A-I-.... Kia is 'juice' LOL... You'll get there. Tell 
you what. Try her English name - "Emily" (although it should be "Dawn", but 
she hated Dawn and became an Emily...). You can't go wrong with that!!!

If you have her name right - Kai Hsia - it means 'Dawn of the Rosy Clouds' 
or 'Sunrise'. So far the poor lass has been a 'juicy idiot' and who knows 
what else - LOL!!

Anyway, she says thanks so much for the card you sent. It's a little 
treasure! And thanks to everyone else for their wishes and Jp for the lovely 
eCard.

Best,
Kezzi and Kai Hsia
(Buggerlugs and Emily)

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:37:50 +0200, "The Traveller" 
wrote:


>
>"JH"  wrote in message
>news:mc6kk1ta71s901fkpi96dtnoutt5df73ag@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:30:37 +0100, Danny  wrote:
>>
>> >On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:26:57 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" 
>> >wrote:
>> >
>> >>To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
>> >>
>> >>Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
>> >>
>> >>Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
>> >>
>> >>Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in
>there...!
>> >
>> >Get a fucking life you sad cunt.
>>
>> We might say the same about YOU.
>>
>> Piss off and leave us alone: who rattled your cage anyway?
>>
>> J.
>>
>I second that too.
>
>Morning J. Hope all is well on the mountain.
>
>Edith.
>


Thanks for your Autumn greetings: arrived today.

And no, it's pissing down. Even the ducks have had enough....

J. :(

> I'm very ill-prepared. I have a mess of leaves, some of my
> summer bedding plants are still in place, and the
> lawnmower, which is quite new, has conked out, possibly
> because the fuel line to the engine has gummed up - from
> lack of use, I believe. The fittest male in the family got
> of mowing this summer due to a broken ankle and then a
> sprain to said ankle,and his father barely managed a
> monthly mow, and refused to show me how to fix the water
> sprinkler for the lawn through a long, hot dry spell, on
> the grounds that it only makes the grass grow faster. We 
> have had torrential rain over the weekend, following a
> dampish week, and the lawn is sprouting green bits, where
> there was yellowish hay, and my nasturtiums are bursting
> forth with vigour. 
> 
> Jp
> 


Wot's all this got to do with Happy Birthdays? Oh yeah, that Rex 
was turning over in his bedding with Erica.

Is it possibly all just metaphors? Conked out? Dry spells? 
Monthly Mows? What is really going on there in Long Island?

Johnny-bewildered

Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:

>>I'm very ill-prepared. I have a mess of leaves, some of my
>>summer bedding plants are still in place, and the
>>lawnmower, which is quite new, has conked out, possibly
>>because the fuel line to the engine has gummed up - from
>>lack of use, I believe. The fittest male in the family got
>>of mowing this summer due to a broken ankle and then a
>>sprain to said ankle,and his father barely managed a
>>monthly mow, and refused to show me how to fix the water
>>sprinkler for the lawn through a long, hot dry spell, on
>>the grounds that it only makes the grass grow faster. We 
>>have had torrential rain over the weekend, following a
>>dampish week, and the lawn is sprouting green bits, where
>>there was yellowish hay, and my nasturtiums are bursting
>>forth with vigour. 
>>
>>Jp
>>
> 
> 
> Wot's all this got to do with Happy Birthdays? Oh yeah, that Rex 
> was turning over in his bedding with Erica.
> 
> Is it possibly all just metaphors? Conked out? Dry spells? 
> Monthly Mows? What is really going on there in Long Island?
> 
> Johnny-bewildered


I'm touched that you can interpret my garden news reports as a cry for 
help, Johnny.

Nice to know someone cares.

Wish I had an electic, plug-in machine, like I used to have, and like a 
couple of ladies who live alone nearby, so I wouldn't need a bloke at all.

Jp

Dirty Sanchez wrote:

> a l l y wrote:
> 
>><Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
>>news:434bb3f1$0$6441$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com...
>>For my special day, I got
>>
>>>to screw on the deck for four hours. My back is sore today.
>>>
>>
>>Gosh... four hours?? No wonder your back's sore. How's your poor
>>wife's back?
>>
>>ally-astounded
> 
> 
> Don't you mean 'knees'??????
> 
> Titter. . 



Post of the Month!!

Jp

"Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
> > "a l l y"  wrote in message
> > news:3r1g7nFh7iilU1@individual.net...
> >>
> >> "Norcot"  wrote in message
> >> news:u_J2f.13129$qR5.6516@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
> >>>>
> >>> Too busy yesterday to get to the PC. Belated Birthday Wishes to
> >>> anyone who has just had a birthday. Sorry for the delay!
> >>>
> >> Going by the shortage of posts yesterday, I'd say everyone was
> >> rather busy. Maybe they were all busy celebrating somebody's
> >> birthday.
> >>
> >> ally
> >
> > ..now let me get it right for once..Kia Hsia and Johnny.
>
> It's Kai... as in K-A-I-.... Kia is 'juice' LOL... You'll get there. Tell
> you what. Try her English name - "Emily" (although it should be "Dawn",
but
> she hated Dawn and became an Emily...). You can't go wrong with that!!!
>
> If you have her name right - Kai Hsia - it means 'Dawn of the Rosy Clouds'
> or 'Sunrise'. So far the poor lass has been a 'juicy idiot' and who knows
> what else - LOL!!
>
> Anyway, she says thanks so much for the card you sent. It's a little
> treasure! And thanks to everyone else for their wishes and Jp for the
lovely
> eCard.
>
> Best,
> Kezzi and Kai Hsia
> (Buggerlugs and Emily)


LOL. Tell that juicy lass of yours shiz welcome.

Edith.

"JH"  wrote in message
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> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:37:50 +0200, "The Traveller" 
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"JH"  wrote in message
> >news:mc6kk1ta71s901fkpi96dtnoutt5df73ag@4ax.com...
> >> On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:30:37 +0100, Danny  wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:26:57 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" 
> >> >wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>To my special angel, Kai Hsia and good buddy, Johnny...
> >> >>
> >> >>Have a great day guys. Hope it's a special one.
> >> >>
> >> >>Kezzi. . . xxxxxx (for KH)
> >> >>
> >> >>Oh, go on then, Johnny... I'm sure there's a spare one for you in
> >there...!
> >> >
> >> >Get a fucking life you sad cunt.
> >>
> >> We might say the same about YOU.
> >>
> >> Piss off and leave us alone: who rattled your cage anyway?
> >>
> >> J.
> >>
> >I second that too.
> >
> >Morning J. Hope all is well on the mountain.
> >
> >Edith.
> >
>
> Thanks for your Autumn greetings: arrived today.


You are welcome.

>
> And no, it's pissing down. Even the ducks have had enough....
>
> J. :(


Rofl!!!!!!! No wonder you're grumpy. Good Autumn Cumbrian weather, hey? With
a bit of bad luck your ducks could migrate too.

Keep warm and dry ;)
Edith.

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> Johnny@ominous.portent wrote:
> >>I'm very ill-prepared. I have a mess of leaves, some of my
> >>summer bedding plants are still in place, and the
> >>lawnmower, which is quite new, has conked out, possibly
> >>because the fuel line to the engine has gummed up - from
> >>lack of use, I believe. The fittest male in the family got
> >>of mowing this summer due to a broken ankle and then a
> >>sprain to said ankle,and his father barely managed a
> >>monthly mow, and refused to show me how to fix the water
> >>sprinkler for the lawn through a long, hot dry spell, on
> >>the grounds that it only makes the grass grow faster. We
> >>have had torrential rain over the weekend, following a
> >>dampish week, and the lawn is sprouting green bits, where
> >>there was yellowish hay, and my nasturtiums are bursting
> >>forth with vigour.
> >>
> >>Jp
> >>
> >
> >
> > Wot's all this got to do with Happy Birthdays? Oh yeah, that Rex
> > was turning over in his bedding with Erica.
> >
> > Is it possibly all just metaphors? Conked out? Dry spells?
> > Monthly Mows? What is really going on there in Long Island?
> >
> > Johnny-bewildered
>
> I'm touched that you can interpret my garden news reports as a cry for
> help, Johnny.
>
> Nice to know someone cares.
>
> Wish I had an electic, plug-in machine, like I used to have, and like a
> couple of ladies who live alone nearby, so I wouldn't need a bloke at all.
>
> Jp


Be satisfied, Jp. You've got your nasturtiums bursting forth with vigour.
All I have are two lemons.

Edith :))))

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> Dirty Sanchez wrote:
> > a l l y wrote:
> >
> >><Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> >>news:434bb3f1$0$6441$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com...
> >>For my special day, I got
> >>
> >>>to screw on the deck for four hours. My back is sore today.
> >>>
> >>
> >>Gosh... four hours?? No wonder your back's sore. How's your poor
> >>wife's back?
> >>
> >>ally-astounded
> >
> >
> > Don't you mean 'knees'??????
> >
> > Titter. .
>
>
> Post of the Month!!
>
> Jp


Absolutely.

Edith, tittering.

"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
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>
> Wish I had an electic, plug-in machine, like I used to have, and like a 
> couple of ladies who live alone nearby, so I wouldn't need a bloke at all.
>

A lot of ladies who live alone use ones with batteries these days, JP...

;-)

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message 
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message 
> news:T62dnVWpKYsuA9He4p2dnA@telenor.com...
>>>
>>> And no, it's pissing down. Even the ducks have had enough....
>>>
>>> J. :(
>>
>> Rofl!!!!!!! No wonder you're grumpy. Good Autumn Cumbrian weather, hey? 
>> With
>> a bit of bad luck your ducks could migrate too.
>>
> When I looked out first thing this morning, through the rain and mist I 
> could see our neighbours' 16-odd ducks flying in joyful circles over their 
> fields, quacking away merrily to themselves. Almost made me wish I had 
> wings...
>
> ally


You tried Red Bull??

Kez. . .

"Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message 
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>

>>>
>> When I looked out first thing this morning, through the rain and mist I 
>> could see our neighbours' 16-odd ducks flying in joyful circles over 
>> their fields, quacking away merrily to themselves. Almost made me wish I 
>> had wings...
>>
>> ally
>
> You tried Red Bull??
>

Lol. Yes, I have. It's foul. And it didn't make me fly.

ally

>> A lot of ladies who live alone use ones with batteries
>> these days, JP... 
>>
>> ;-)
>>
>> ally
> 
>:0)))) Edith.


I don't get why ladies who live alone use the battery powered 
ones and the ladies who live with someone use the ones with 
power cords.

At least you've made it is clear most ladies have one or the 
other.

Johnny-doesn't-get-it

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> >> A lot of ladies who live alone use ones with batteries
> >> these days, JP...
> >>
> >> ;-)
> >>
> >> ally
> >
> >:0)))) Edith.
>
> I don't get why ladies who live alone use the battery powered
> ones and the ladies who live with someone use the ones with
> power cords.
>
> At least you've made it is clear most ladies have one or the
> other.
>
> Johnny-doesn't-get-it
>

You haven't got one or the other. You've only got one. Nah nahnah nah naaaah
nah!

Edith.

a l l y wrote:

> "Jpinny"  wrote in message 
> news:9aZ2f.45020$Xa.1932@fe12.lga...
> 
>>Wish I had an electic, plug-in machine, like I used to have, and like a 
>>couple of ladies who live alone nearby, so I wouldn't need a bloke at all.
>>
> 
> A lot of ladies who live alone use ones with batteries these days, JP...
> 
> ;-)
> 
> ally 
> 
> 


Imagine the weight of the battery! I'd be knackered by the time I was 
finished. Getting it started is really a man's job. I just don't have 
the strength since the tennis elbow.

I used to have a team of Mexicans every Saturday morning.

Jp

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>> >
>> > You tried Red Bull??
>> >
>> Lol. Yes, I have. It's foul. And it didn't make me fly.
>>
>> ally
>
> I love Red Bull.
>

Gosh. Well, I guess some people must love it, or they wouldn't sell so much 
of the stuff.

ally

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
> > "Jpinny"  wrote in message
> > news:9aZ2f.45020$Xa.1932@fe12.lga...
> >
> >>Wish I had an electic, plug-in machine, like I used to have, and like a
> >>couple of ladies who live alone nearby, so I wouldn't need a bloke at
all.
> >>
> >
> > A lot of ladies who live alone use ones with batteries these days, JP...
> >
> > ;-)
> >
> > ally
> >
> >
>
> Imagine the weight of the battery! I'd be knackered by the time I was
> finished. Getting it started is really a man's job. I just don't have
> the strength since the tennis elbow.
>
> I used to have a team of Mexicans every Saturday morning.
>
> Jp


What happened to them, Jp.? Did you scare them off?

Edith.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message 
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>>> A lot of ladies who live alone use ones with batteries
>>> these days, JP...
>>>
>>> ;-)
>>>
>>> ally
>>
>>:0)))) Edith.
>
> I don't get why ladies who live alone use the battery powered
> ones and the ladies who live with someone use the ones with
> power cords.
>

If the someone else is of the opposite gender then one would hope, in an 
ideal world, they wouldn't need an electrically powered one at all. 
However....


> At least you've made it is clear most ladies have one or the
> other.


And some probably have both...

>
> Johnny-doesn't-get-it


Johnny doesn't need it after 4 hours on the deck the other day...

ally

"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
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>a l l y wrote:
>> "Jpinny"  wrote in message 
>> news:9aZ2f.45020$Xa.1932@fe12.lga...
>>
>>>Wish I had an electic, plug-in machine, like I used to have, and like a 
>>>couple of ladies who live alone nearby, so I wouldn't need a bloke at 
>>>all.
>>>
>>
>> A lot of ladies who live alone use ones with batteries these days, JP...
>>
>> ;-)
>>
>> ally
>
> Imagine the weight of the battery! I'd be knackered by the time I was 
> finished. Getting it started is really a man's job. I just don't have the 
> strength since the tennis elbow.
>
> I used to have a team of Mexicans every Saturday morning.
>

You really are a hard woman to please, aren't you JP?

ally

The Traveller wrote:


>>Imagine the weight of the battery! I'd be knackered by the time I was
>>finished. Getting it started is really a man's job. I just don't have
>>the strength since the tennis elbow.
>>
>>I used to have a team of Mexicans every Saturday morning.
>>
>>Jp
> 
> 
> What happened to them, Jp.? Did you scare them off?
> 
> Edith.
> 
> 

Their boss scared me with his bills!
Jp

a l l y wrote:


>>
>>I used to have a team of Mexicans every Saturday morning.
>>
> 
> You really are a hard woman to please, aren't you JP?
> 
> ally 


I'm not sure that's quite how I'd describe myself.

Jp

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
>
> >>Imagine the weight of the battery! I'd be knackered by the time I was
> >>finished. Getting it started is really a man's job. I just don't have
> >>the strength since the tennis elbow.
> >>
> >>I used to have a team of Mexicans every Saturday morning.
> >>
> >>Jp
> >
> >
> > What happened to them, Jp.? Did you scare them off?
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >
> Their boss scared me with his bills!
> Jp


Title for a new book. "Corrupt Gardener."

Edith.

"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
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>a l l y wrote:
>
>>>
>>>I used to have a team of Mexicans every Saturday morning.
>>>
>>
>> You really are a hard woman to please, aren't you JP?
>>
>> ally
>
> I'm not sure that's quite how I'd describe myself.
>

Well, neither would I have until I heard all this stuff about replacing your 
bloke with a battery- or mains-powered gizmo, and enjoying whole teams of 
Mexicans once a week. I'm still stunned! Such stamina!

ally

a l l y wrote:

> "Jpinny"  wrote in message 
> news:kbi3f.4134$Hm3.919@fe09.lga...
> 
>>a l l y wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>I used to have a team of Mexicans every Saturday morning.
>>>>
>>>
>>>You really are a hard woman to please, aren't you JP?
>>>
>>>ally
>>
>>I'm not sure that's quite how I'd describe myself.
>>
> 
> Well, neither would I have until I heard all this stuff about replacing your 
> bloke with a battery- or mains-powered gizmo, and enjoying whole teams of 
> Mexicans once a week. I'm still stunned! Such stamina!
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

It's all academic at the moment. The rain hasn't let up for days. 
There'll be no action for a while, I wager.

Jp

> Johnny doesn't need it after 4 hours on the deck the other
> day... 
> 
> ally 


That's a good point. And funnily enough, one was battery powered 
and the other had a cord!

Johnny-deck-screwer

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Johnny doesn't need it after 4 hours on the deck the other
> > day...
> >
> > ally
>
> That's a good point. And funnily enough, one was battery powered
> and the other had a cord!
>
> Johnny-deck-screwer


So you topped your batteries, then pulled the cord,eh?

Edith

> So you topped your batteries, then pulled the cord,eh?
> 
> Edith


I wore out the batteries then had to rely on the mains to 
finish.

Johnny-on-the-job