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What! Well that's it. No more dancing rain dances for me. It's raining.
Strong winds along the west coast awaited. I've lost my touch. The rain was
supposed to visit Johnny. Now what did I do wrong.

Analyze-ingly, Edith.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:24:14 +0200   Author:  

Re: What.   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:wYednfrcErh-tqTe4p2dnA@telenor.com...

> What! Well that's it. No more dancing rain dances for me. It's raining.
> Strong winds along the west coast awaited. I've lost my touch. The rain 
> was
> supposed to visit Johnny. Now what did I do wrong.
>
> Analyze-ingly, Edith.
>

 It's still fine here. The sun is shining. We have been gardening and 
knocking the very last of the apples from thethin top branches. Erica is at 
this moment making an apple and blackberry pie. I love A&B pie while it's 
still hot and the ice cream melts all over it. The blackberries are the ones 
picked at great personal danger to myself, when suspended down a WW2 hole, 
you may recall.  That will make the pie all the tastier for me.

Rex. Sorry I can't post you any - it  doesn't travel well.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:44:49 GMT   Author:  

Re: What.   
The Traveller wrote:

> What! Well that's it. No more dancing rain dances for me. It's raining.
> Strong winds along the west coast awaited. I've lost my touch. The rain was
> supposed to visit Johnny. Now what did I do wrong.
> 
> Analyze-ingly, Edith.
> 
> 

hahaa, you have your shoes on the wrong feet

helpfully
Ron O'cloggins

-- 
Lune Valley Audio
Public address system
Hire, Sales, Repairs
www.lunevalleyaudio.com
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 12:26:24 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: What.   
An interesting piece of research...

A recent study found that the kind of male face that a woman is 
attracted to can vary considerably depending upon where she is in 
her menstrual cycle.

It seems that if a woman is ovulating then she is more attracted 
to a man with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, she is more inclined to be drawn 
to a man who is doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors 
embedded deep in his temple and a cricket stump shoved up his 
arse

Any of you girls like to contribute to this discussion? I am sure you
have a valuable contribution to make.
Go with God my friend....go with God...
through the hazardous pilgrimage of life.
Good and ill emanate from God.
We are all being tested my friend, all of us.
So take heart, you are not alone.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:30:04 +0100   Author:  

Re: What.   

> What! Well that's it. No more dancing rain dances for me.
> It's raining. Strong winds along the west coast awaited.
> I've lost my touch. The rain was supposed to visit Johnny.
> Now what did I do wrong. 
> 
> Analyze-ingly, Edith.


You must have done your dance to close to a mirror.

All the rain is gone. It's clear skies and sunny here. 20C! 
Fantastic.

Thanks, Edith!

Johnny-baskingly
Date:27 Sep 2005 12:45:20 GMT   Author:  

Re: What.   

>  It's still fine here. The sun is shining. We have been
>  gardening and 
> knocking the very last of the apples from thethin top
> branches. Erica is at this moment making an apple and
> blackberry pie. I love A&B pie while it's still hot and the
> ice cream melts all over it. The blackberries are the ones 
> picked at great personal danger to myself, when suspended
> down a WW2 hole, you may recall.  That will make the pie
> all the tastier for me. 
> 
> Rex. Sorry I can't post you any - it  doesn't travel well. 


I have a thing for fresh blueberries. Up in northern Ontario, 
the only thing bigger than the mosquitoes are the wild 
blueberries - an average of an inch around!

Down east in Nova Scotia, they are normal size (1/4" - 3/8") and 
great tasting. I have an aunt down there that no one else would 
ever visit because she was a bit of a, well lets just say people 
didn't enjoy her company. But she could bake blueberries 
desserts to die for and she would bake me all sorts of things 
whenever I came to town. She's got Alzhiemers now and those days 
are over.

My property down there has a lot of blueberries on it. But the 
season will be over by the time I get there next week.

Johnny-NS-bound
Date:27 Sep 2005 12:55:08 GMT   Author:  

Re: What.   
"Norcot"  wrote in message
news:Rga_e.384$hP.221@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:wYednfrcErh-tqTe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
> > What! Well that's it. No more dancing rain dances for me. It's raining.
> > Strong winds along the west coast awaited. I've lost my touch. The rain
> > was
> > supposed to visit Johnny. Now what did I do wrong.
> >
> > Analyze-ingly, Edith.
> >
>  It's still fine here. The sun is shining. We have been gardening and
> knocking the very last of the apples from thethin top branches. Erica is
at
> this moment making an apple and blackberry pie. I love A&B pie while it's
> still hot and the ice cream melts all over it. The blackberries are the
ones
> picked at great personal danger to myself, when suspended down a WW2 hole,
> you may recall.  That will make the pie all the tastier for me.
>
> Rex. Sorry I can't post you any - it  doesn't travel well.


So........................ watch yuh don't choke on it then.

Edith.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:03:35 +0200   Author:  

Re: What.   
<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
news:43393ee0$0$30540$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com...

> > What! Well that's it. No more dancing rain dances for me.
> > It's raining. Strong winds along the west coast awaited.
> > I've lost my touch. The rain was supposed to visit Johnny.
> > Now what did I do wrong.
> >
> > Analyze-ingly, Edith.
>
> You must have done your dance to close to a mirror.
>
> All the rain is gone. It's clear skies and sunny here. 20C!
> Fantastic.
>
> Thanks, Edith!
>
> Johnny-baskingly


Sobbingly, I've lost me touch.

Edith.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:04:26 +0200   Author:  

Re: What.   
<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
news:4339412b$0$30540$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com...

> >  It's still fine here. The sun is shining. We have been
> >  gardening and
> > knocking the very last of the apples from thethin top
> > branches. Erica is at this moment making an apple and
> > blackberry pie. I love A&B pie while it's still hot and the
> > ice cream melts all over it. The blackberries are the ones
> > picked at great personal danger to myself, when suspended
> > down a WW2 hole, you may recall.  That will make the pie
> > all the tastier for me.
> >
> > Rex. Sorry I can't post you any - it  doesn't travel well.
>
> I have a thing for fresh blueberries. Up in northern Ontario,
> the only thing bigger than the mosquitoes are the wild
> blueberries - an average of an inch around!
>
> Down east in Nova Scotia, they are normal size (1/4" - 3/8") and
> great tasting. I have an aunt down there that no one else would
> ever visit because she was a bit of a, well lets just say people
> didn't enjoy her company. But she could bake blueberries
> desserts to die for and she would bake me all sorts of things
> whenever I came to town. She's got Alzhiemers now and those days
> are over.
>
> My property down there has a lot of blueberries on it. But the
> season will be over by the time I get there next week.
>
> Johnny-NS-bound


Johnny Blue Tongue :0P

Edith.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:07:03 +0200   Author:  

Re: What.   

> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> Johnny Blue Tongue :0P
> 
> Edith.


Yes. One has a lovely blue smile afterwards.

Johnny-blue-teeth
Date:27 Sep 2005 15:35:03 GMT   Author:  

Re: What.   
Go with God my friend....go with God...
through the hazardous pilgrimage of life.
Good and ill emanate from God.
We are all being tested my friend, all of us.
So take heart, you are not alone.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 18:33:04 +0100   Author:  

Re: What.   
<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
news:433966a7$0$5452$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com...

> > <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> > Johnny Blue Tongue :0P
> >
> > Edith.
>
> Yes. One has a lovely blue smile afterwards.
>
> Johnny-blue-teeth


Perhaps I should send you the toothpaste I mentioned? Hm?

Edith.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:09:28 +0200   Author:  

Re: What.   
The Traveller wrote:


> 
> Perhaps I should send you the toothpaste I mentioned? Hm?
> 
> Edith.
> 
> 

I asked you if that was special toothpaste, Edith. Is it?

Jp
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:04:33 -0400   Author:  

Re: What.   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:6Jg_e.249$Xq.198@fe11.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
>
> >
> > Perhaps I should send you the toothpaste I mentioned? Hm?
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >
> I asked you if that was special toothpaste, Edith. Is it?
>
> Jp


No, not really, Jp. It has a traditional old trademark. There were two kinds
of toothpaste in the shops when I came here in 1962. Solidox was one of
them. I like it. Gibbs was the other, eheheh, now we can buy colgate too and
a few others.

Edith.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:13:48 +0200   Author:  

Re: What.   
We use fluoride-free toothpaste.

ally
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 22:54:58 +0100   Author:  

Re: What.   

> Perhaps I should send you the toothpaste I mentioned? Hm?
> 
> Edith.

 
 
I have plenty.

Johnny-plenty
Date:28 Sep 2005 13:41:08 GMT   Author:  

Re: What.   
a l l y wrote:

> We use fluoride-free toothpaste.
>
> ally


..... and then swill your teeth and gums with toothpaste-free fluoride??

Kezzi-makes-his-own-water
Date:Wed, 28 Sep 2005 14:56:36 +0100   Author:  

Re: What.   
"Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message 
news:433aa34c_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

>a l l y wrote:
>> We use fluoride-free toothpaste.
>>
>> ally
>
> .... and then swill your teeth and gums with toothpaste-free fluoride??


NO! Silly idea. Fluoride is a poison and should be avoided.


>
> Kezzi-makes-his-own-water


Delighted to hear it.

"All water has been passed by the management..."

ally
Date:Wed, 28 Sep 2005 16:34:15 +0100   Author:  

Re: What.   
The Traveller wrote:

> "Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
> news:433aa34c_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> a l l y wrote:
>>> We use fluoride-free toothpaste.
>>>
>>> ally
>>
>> .... and then swill your teeth and gums with toothpaste-free
>> fluoride??
>>
>> Kezzi-makes-his-own-water
>
> Fire water?
>
> Edith.


Iced - conversely!
Date:Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:31:22 +0100   Author:  

Re: What.   
"Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
news:433b9b52$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> The Traveller wrote:
> > "Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
> > news:433aa34c_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >> a l l y wrote:
> >>> We use fluoride-free toothpaste.
> >>>
> >>> ally
> >>
> >> .... and then swill your teeth and gums with toothpaste-free
> >> fluoride??
> >>
> >> Kezzi-makes-his-own-water
> >
> > Fire water?
> >
> > Edith.
>
> Iced - conversely!


eheh. Pee in a bottle. Buenes diaz amigo. Como estas?

Editita de la Aqua
Date:Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:19:06 +0200   Author:  

Re: What.   
The Traveller wrote:

> "Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
> news:433b9b52$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>> The Traveller wrote:
>>> "Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
>>> news:433aa34c_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>> a l l y wrote:
>>>>> We use fluoride-free toothpaste.
>>>>>
>>>>> ally
>>>>
>>>> .... and then swill your teeth and gums with toothpaste-free
>>>> fluoride??
>>>>
>>>> Kezzi-makes-his-own-water
>>>
>>> Fire water?
>>>
>>> Edith.
>>
>> Iced - conversely!
>
> eheh. Pee in a bottle. Buenes diaz amigo. Como estas?
>
> Editita de la Aqua


Buen da a usted tambin.  Estoy bien hoy.

Pee in a bottle? Are you mad? I always make an unholy mess of those sample
bottles. There must be a knack!

Kezzi-slippy-bathroom
Date:Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:29:05 +0100   Author:  

Re: What.   
"Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
news:433bb3e0$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> The Traveller wrote:
> > "Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
> > news:433b9b52$1_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >> The Traveller wrote:
> >>> "Dirty Sanchez"  wrote in message
> >>> news:433aa34c_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>>> a l l y wrote:
> >>>>> We use fluoride-free toothpaste.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> ally
> >>>>
> >>>> .... and then swill your teeth and gums with toothpaste-free
> >>>> fluoride??
> >>>>
> >>>> Kezzi-makes-his-own-water
> >>>
> >>> Fire water?
> >>>
> >>> Edith.
> >>
> >> Iced - conversely!
> >
> > eheh. Pee in a bottle. Buenes diaz amigo. Como estas?
> >
> > Editita de la Aqua
>
> Buen da a usted tambin. Si, tambien, grasias seno~r (bugga)


 Estoy bien hoy.

Bien? Bien.

>
> Pee in a bottle? Are you mad? I always make an unholy mess of those sample
> bottles. There must be a knack!


There is. You pee in a jug first then pour it into the little plastic
thingie. Unless you want to carry your jug with you to the doctor's surgery
(I can just see it.
Bwaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaahahahaahahhahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Kezzi entering
the surgary with his big white pot jugged artifact, sorry I was born blush
on his face

>
> Kezzi-slippy-bathroom


LOL.

Me.
Date:Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:04:05 +0200   Author: