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Kenya: better than Norway?   
What d'you think, Edith?
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/

:-))

ally
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:01:08 +0100   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> What d'you think, Edith?
> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
>
> :-))
>
> ally


:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Edith.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 07:48:54 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
> > What d'you think, Edith?
> > http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
> >
> > :-))
> >
> > ally
> >
> >
> How on earth does one stumble upon stuff like that?
>
> There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
>
> Jp


We hardly hear Crazy Frog here.

Edith.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:37:54 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
The Traveller wrote:


>>How on earth does one stumble upon stuff like that?
>>
>>There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
>>
>>Jp
> 
> 
> We hardly hear Crazy Frog here.
> 
> Edith.
> 
> 

Was that Crazy Frog? I've heard OF it, but fortunately I'm in blissful 
ignorance here.

Jp
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:01:12 -0400   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   

> What d'you think, Edith?
> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
> 
>:-))
> 
> ally 


More like Snoreway! Ha!

Johnny-amused
Date:26 Sep 2005 12:52:40 GMT   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
>
> >>How on earth does one stumble upon stuff like that?
> >>
> >>There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
> >>
> >>Jp
> >
> >
> > We hardly hear Crazy Frog here.
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >
> Was that Crazy Frog? I've heard OF it, but fortunately I'm in blissful
> ignorance here.
>
> Jp


Gees, it's so funny Jp. All the kids are immitating the sound. In England it
has become a problem for paRENT AND THEY ARE/HAVE TRIED TO BAN IT. Balls! I
have been painting in the house with oil mixed painbt. I'm a bit groggy. Out
to sit onmy veranda for a few minutes.

Edith.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:32:41 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
news:cqRZe.33499$TA2.17507@fe09.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
>
>>>How on earth does one stumble upon stuff like that?
>>>
>>>There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
>>>
>>>Jp
>>
>>
>> We hardly hear Crazy Frog here.
>>
>> Edith.
>>
>>
> Was that Crazy Frog? I've heard OF it, but fortunately I'm in blissful 
> ignorance here.
>

No, it wasn't. It's MUCH worse...

ally
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:53:25 +0100   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
> > What d'you think, Edith?
> > http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
> >
> > :-))
> >
> > ally
> >
> >
> How on earth does one stumble upon stuff like that?
>
> There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
>
> Jp


How about the Norway bit, rofl.

Edith.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:07:07 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3pqgb5Fbik7aU1@individual.net...

>
> "Jpinny"  wrote in message
> news:cqRZe.33499$TA2.17507@fe09.lga...
> > The Traveller wrote:
> >
> >>>How on earth does one stumble upon stuff like that?
> >>>
> >>>There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
> >>>
> >>>Jp
> >>
> >>
> >> We hardly hear Crazy Frog here.
> >>
> >> Edith.
> >>
> >>
> > Was that Crazy Frog? I've heard OF it, but fortunately I'm in blissful
> > ignorance here.
> >
> No, it wasn't. It's MUCH worse...
>
> ally


It's super, Jp.

Edith.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:07:56 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3pqg6pFbl0bcU1@individual.net...

>
> "Jpinny"  wrote in message
> news:w1RZe.25671$Xa.12753@fe12.lga...
> >>
> > How on earth does one stumble upon stuff like that?
>
> One doesn't stumble. One is led by one's son.
>
> >
> > There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
> >
> Said son had a family of the things. We thought they were modelled on a
> barman we knew, called Hughie: all their faces looked just like him.
(Where
> are you now, Hughie?)
>
> ally


Like all men - where is Hughie when you need him.

Edith.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:09:01 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:CMCdnQVppos9k6XeRVnzvA@telenor.com...

>

> How about the Norway bit, rofl.
>

Yeah, what was that about Kenya urinating on Norway? :-)

ally
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:13:12 +0100   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>> >
>> Said son had a family of the things. We thought they were modelled on a
>> barman we knew, called Hughie: all their faces looked just like him.
> (Where
>> are you now, Hughie?)
>>
>> ally
>
> Like all men - where is Hughie when you need him.
>

I don't need him. He's probably long departed to the great brewery in the 
sky anyway.

ally
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:14:37 +0100   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3pqhisFbeucoU1@individual.net...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:yMOdnek4-LyPkqXeRVnzvA@telenor.com...
> >> >
> >> Said son had a family of the things. We thought they were modelled on a
> >> barman we knew, called Hughie: all their faces looked just like him.
> > (Where
> >> are you now, Hughie?)
> >>
> >> ally
> >
> > Like all men - where is Hughie when you need him.
> >
> I don't need him. He's probably long departed to the great brewery in the
> sky anyway.
>
> ally


Did he leave any empty bottle behind? I got 1 for returning 10 bottles
today.

Edith.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:18:18 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:01:08 +0100, "a l l y"
 wrote:


>What d'you think, Edith?
>http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/


Lions, tigers, malaria, ebola... it's a good time :-)
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:23:04 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:13:12 +0100, "a l l y"
 wrote:


>Yeah, what was that about Kenya urinating on Norway? :-)


I think it's Kenya's national drink?
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:23:53 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3pqhg7Fbo775U1@individual.net...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:CMCdnQVppos9k6XeRVnzvA@telenor.com...
> >
>
> > How about the Norway bit, rofl.
> >
> Yeah, what was that about Kenya urinating on Norway? :-)
>
> ally


They have so many animals it is physically possible to cover the whole of
Norway with urine. Maybe a Norskie singing too.
Edith.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:02:42 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   

>
> "Jpinny"  wrote in message
> news:w1RZe.25671$Xa.12753@fe12.lga...
>>
>> There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
>>
>> Jp
>
>

 I remember buying weebles for my daughter when she was small. They were egg 
shaped little dolls, weighted so you couldn't knock them over. I think the 
ad went something like - they wibble and they wobble but they wont fall 
down. Aint it amazing what useless stuff stays in your memory?

Rex.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:12:07 GMT   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message >>

>>
> Was that Crazy Frog? I've heard OF it, but fortunately I'm in blissful 
> ignorance here.
>
> Jp


Lucky you! It got in the hit parade here.

Rex.
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:12:47 GMT   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
You seem to be labouring under a misunderstanding. Therefore
I  would like to explain the function of < uk.local.*> news groups.
All of them, have been from the very beginning and will be to the very
end safe play areas for all sorts of raging nutters, social
malcontents, control freaks and malevolent beings. You may feel that
they should go elsewhere but where? The asylums are all closed. What
would you have of them? Standing in their back yards at midnight
howling to the full moon and frightening the shit out of the
neighbours into the bargain? Have them running around shafting masons,
suspected werewolves, communists, socialists, conservatives and women
with vaginal warts by the  dozen? OR harmlessly making utter cunts of
themselves in a uk.local group? Lets face it what is one other cunt
amongst the many in this group?? I know what I prefer!! 
The uk.local hierarchy of newsgroups is a valuable safety valve which
helps to keep society a wee bit more safe. 

You may disagree. I would be interested to hear your opinion and no
doubt would the rest of the group. Thanks in advance.
..
..
Do you get the urge to correct my work?
Well read on....

-----------------------
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put in so that arse holes like you have something
to complain about.
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Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:42:58 +0100   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "Jpinny"  wrote in message >>
> >>
> > Was that Crazy Frog? I've heard OF it, but fortunately I'm in blissful
> > ignorance here.
> >
> > Jp
>
> Lucky you! It got in the hit parade here.
>
> Rex.


Orly keeps singing it, especially when he shifts gears. I laugh evevry time.
You have to see the video to appreciate it, Jp. Froggy has a la'al stiff
tiddler and it's so sweet. I just hope he doesn't buy a motorbike and drive
without his knickerbokkers.

Edith
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:03:51 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
The Traveller wrote:

> "Jpinny"  wrote in message
> news:w1RZe.25671$Xa.12753@fe12.lga...
> 
>>Jp
> 
> 
> How about the Norway bit, rofl.
> 
> Edith.
> 
> 

That was something else!!!

Jp
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:58:07 -0400   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
Norcot wrote:

>>"Jpinny"  wrote in message
>>news:w1RZe.25671$Xa.12753@fe12.lga...
>>
>>>There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
>>>
>>>Jp
>>
>>
>  I remember buying weebles for my daughter when she was small. They were egg 
> shaped little dolls, weighted so you couldn't knock them over. I think the 
> ad went something like - they wibble and they wobble but they wont fall 
> down. Aint it amazing what useless stuff stays in your memory?
> 
> Rex. 
> 
> 

Absolutely. My daughter is nearly 20 and I can still sing the ad: 
"Weebles Wobble but They Don't Fall Down!"   I still know lots of ads 
from years gone by.

I sometimes think my Mum prefers my Dad as much as me
You should have seen the pile of  beans she gave my Dad for tea.

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,
A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat

Were you carried here from Paradise?
Naw, Luton Airport!

On and on and Ariston....

American ads are infuriatingly forgettable. No subtlety, no effort needed.



Unforgettabubble, that's what you are (Aero)

Tetley-eteletely, Tea Bags lovely as can be, Tetley make Tea bags, 
Tetley make tea bags make Tea.

Now hands that know dishes can feel soft as your face with Mild Green 
Fairy Liquid

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like choc'late never 
tasted before....

Reeel bread with reeeeel buttah... (with the New World Symphony behind it.)



Jp (time to go to bed)
Date:Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:14:09 -0400   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message >

> I sometimes think my Mum prefers my Dad as much as me
> You should have seen the pile of  beans she gave my Dad for tea.
>
> A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,
> A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat
>
> Were you carried here from Paradise?
> Naw, Luton Airport!
>
> On and on and Ariston....
>
> American ads are infuriatingly forgettable. No subtlety, no effort needed.
>
>
>
> Unforgettabubble, that's what you are (Aero)
>
> Tetley-eteletely, Tea Bags lovely as can be, Tetley make Tea bags, Tetley 
> make tea bags make Tea.
>
> Now hands that know dishes can feel soft as your face with Mild Green 
> Fairy Liquid
>
> Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like choc'late never 
> tasted before....
>
> Reeel bread with reeeeel buttah... (with the New World Symphony behind 
> it.)
>
>
>
>I thought what a sad git! Then I realised I can remember them all too! SAD 
>SAD SAD!



Rex.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 07:52:01 GMT   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Norcot"  wrote in message
news:BS6_e.485$OC3.25@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...

>
> "Jpinny"  wrote in message >
> > I sometimes think my Mum prefers my Dad as much as me
> > You should have seen the pile of  beans she gave my Dad for tea.
> >
> > A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,
> > A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat
> >
> > Were you carried here from Paradise?
> > Naw, Luton Airport!
> >
> > On and on and Ariston....
> >
> > American ads are infuriatingly forgettable. No subtlety, no effort
needed.
> >
> >
> >
> > Unforgettabubble, that's what you are (Aero)
> >
> > Tetley-eteletely, Tea Bags lovely as can be, Tetley make Tea bags,
Tetley
> > make tea bags make Tea.
> >
> > Now hands that know dishes can feel soft as your face with Mild Green
> > Fairy Liquid
> >
> > Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like choc'late never
> > tasted before....
> >
> > Reeel bread with reeeeel buttah... (with the New World Symphony behind
> > it.)
> >
> >
> >
> >I thought what a sad git! Then I realised I can remember them all too!
SAD
> >SAD SAD!
>
> Rex.


You have been into the business of voices on the radio, haven't you Rex.
Tell us about it, hey? Were you in Mrs. Dale's Diary?

Edith.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:09:17 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:5O2_e.2486$dl2.1922@fe08.lga...

> Norcot wrote:
> >>"Jpinny"  wrote in message
> >>news:w1RZe.25671$Xa.12753@fe12.lga...
> >>
> >>>There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
> >>>
> >>>Jp
> >>
> >>
> >  I remember buying weebles for my daughter when she was small. They were
egg
> > shaped little dolls, weighted so you couldn't knock them over. I think
the
> > ad went something like - they wibble and they wobble but they wont fall
> > down. Aint it amazing what useless stuff stays in your memory?
> >
> > Rex.
> >
> >
> Absolutely. My daughter is nearly 20 and I can still sing the ad:
> "Weebles Wobble but They Don't Fall Down!"   I still know lots of ads
> from years gone by.
>
> I sometimes think my Mum prefers my Dad as much as me
> You should have seen the pile of  beans she gave my Dad for tea.
>
> A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,
> A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat
>
> Were you carried here from Paradise?
> Naw, Luton Airport!
>
> On and on and Ariston....
>
> American ads are infuriatingly forgettable. No subtlety, no effort needed.
>
>
>
> Unforgettabubble, that's what you are (Aero)
>
> Tetley-eteletely, Tea Bags lovely as can be, Tetley make Tea bags,
> Tetley make tea bags make Tea.
>
> Now hands that know dishes can feel soft as your face with Mild Green
> Fairy Liquid
>
> Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like choc'late never
> tasted before....
>
> Reeel bread with reeeeel buttah... (with the New World Symphony behind
it.)
>
> Jp (time to go to bed)


Omo washes not only clean, not only white but briiiiiiiiiiight

Goodnight.

Omo adds bright bright brightness.

:0))))
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:11:07 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
The Traveller wrote:


> 
> Omo washes not only clean, not only white but briiiiiiiiiiight
> 
> Goodnight.
> 
> Omo adds bright bright brightness.
> 
> :0))))
> 


Do you know about leaving the OMO packet on the window ledge Edith?

enquiringly
Ron O'mo



-- 
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Public address system
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Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:17:35 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
Norcot wrote:

> "Jpinny"  wrote in message >
> 
>>I sometimes think my Mum prefers my Dad as much as me
>>You should have seen the pile of  beans she gave my Dad for tea.
>>
>>A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,
>>A finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat
>>
>>Were you carried here from Paradise?
>>Naw, Luton Airport!
>>
>>On and on and Ariston....
>>
>>American ads are infuriatingly forgettable. No subtlety, no effort needed.
>>
>>
>>
>>Unforgettabubble, that's what you are (Aero)
>>
>>Tetley-eteletely, Tea Bags lovely as can be, Tetley make Tea bags, Tetley 
>>make tea bags make Tea.
>>
>>Now hands that know dishes can feel soft as your face with Mild Green 
>>Fairy Liquid
>>
>>Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like choc'late never 
>>tasted before....
>>
>>Reeel bread with reeeeel buttah... (with the New World Symphony behind 
>>it.)
>>
>>
>>
>>I thought what a sad git! Then I realised I can remember them all too! SAD 
>>SAD SAD!
> 
> 
> 
> Rex. 
> 


You were right the first time!

Jp
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:52:30 -0400   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
The Traveller wrote:


> Omo washes not only clean, not only white but briiiiiiiiiiight
> 
> Goodnight.
> 
> Omo adds bright bright brightness.
> 
> :0))))
> 
> 


That's before my time.

Jp
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:54:36 -0400   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
>
> > Omo washes not only clean, not only white but briiiiiiiiiiight
> >
> > Goodnight.
> >
> > Omo adds bright bright brightness.
> >
> > :0))))
> >
> >
>
> That's before my time.
>
> Jp


"Oh go on. Givuz a kiss." Birds eye custard?

Edith.
Date:Tue, 27 Sep 2005 23:06:39 +0200   Author:  

Re: Kenya: better than Norway?   

> How on earth does one stumble upon stuff like that?
>
> There used to be a baby toy called a Weeble (with an e).
>
> Jp


Weebles wobble but hey don't fall down.

I remember those well!

Tania 



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