aye em Solfrid Musefletter andt aye haff bin t Sveden tday.

20mnts waiting for ferrie, 20 minutes over the fjord, 1 hour's drive south
an' t'canery's oop yer drawers auntie Mary.

Solfrid.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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> aye em Solfrid Musefletter andt aye haff bin t Sveden tday.
>
> 20mnts waiting for ferrie, 20 minutes over the fjord, 1 hour's drive south
> an' t'canery's oop yer drawers auntie Mary.
>

Well. Jolly good.

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:OKmdnQ0Boup8JLDe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
> > aye em Solfrid Musefletter andt aye haff bin t Sveden tday.
> >
> > 20mnts waiting for ferrie, 20 minutes over the fjord, 1 hour's drive
south
> > an' t'canery's oop yer drawers auntie Mary.
> >
> Well. Jolly good.
>
> ally


Oh, jowlly good ohld boy, (und all I bought wuz choclets und crisps.) It's
disgraceful. Anyhow yesterday Orly bought a new lav, Porsgrunn porcelen, and
a new hand basin, so now he can go tut lav and warsh his honds
awfterwaaards.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> Oh, jowlly good ohld boy, (und all I bought wuz choclets und crisps.) It's
> disgraceful. Anyhow yesterday Orly bought a new lav, Porsgrunn porcelen, 
> and
> a new hand basin, so now he can go tut lav and warsh his honds
> awfterwaaards.
>

What? He had to go to Sweden to buy a lavvy pan? Don't they have B&Q in 
Norway? And are you trying to tell me he never washed his hands afterwards, 
before? (If you see what I mean...)

ally

"> aye em Solfrid Musefletter andt aye haff bin t Sveden tday.

>
> 20mnts waiting for ferrie, 20 minutes over the fjord, 1 hour's drive south
> an' t'canery's oop yer drawers auntie Mary.
>
> Solfrid.
>
>

Does that mean you've had a hell of a day?

Or you made good time?

Tania 



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"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:0NydnedNyOF8W7De4p2dnA@telenor.com...
>
> >
> > Oh, jowlly good ohld boy, (und all I bought wuz choclets und crisps.)
It's
> > disgraceful. Anyhow yesterday Orly bought a new lav, Porsgrunn porcelen,
> > and
> > a new hand basin, so now he can go tut lav and warsh his honds
> > awfterwaaards.
> >
> What? He had to go to Sweden to buy a lavvy pan? Don't they have B&Q in
> Norway? And are you trying to tell me he never washed his hands
afterwards,
> before? (If you see what I mean...)
>
> ally


Actually, he washes his hands before and after everything but tidy
up..that's beyond his comprehension. I'm just off soon to throw away lots of
things he won't even miss (I hope)

But first I'll tell you about his new potty. In Porsgrunn there is a factory
that makes some of the best porcelain articles in the world, including
toilets and has he's in the middle of fiffing up his flat he decided to
replace the yellow porcelain pot and basin with white (thank goodness) Well,
we found the factory and were given directions to their shop. We searched
for 4 hours, enjoying the same round abouts several times, stopped for a
meal, then continued on our search. Ah! I saw the sign first and when we
finally found the right way in, the durned place was closed. I was standing
with my nose stuck to the window, shading the sun from the window with my
hand when a man says, I see it's closed. Bother sez I and told him about our
search. What were you looking for, sez he. A toilet, sez I. Oh, a new one
sez he and I kinda mumbled back, new one, used one, anything as long as it's
from the Porsgunn factory  and then HE SAYS, I have a couple of toilets I am
about to sell, advertised then in the news paper today along with a bath and
a hand basin with taps. Talk about lucky dip. We followed him a few miles
down the road to this grand house, boy was it fine, where he was fixing up
two new bathrooms and he showed me round. The kitchen was most beautiful and
very French. The house, big, more like a palace.

Anyhow, to cut a long story short, Orlando has a white Porsgrunn porcelain
toilet and hand basin with taps, 2 years old, standing in his hall and I
have been given specific instructions, if I get up in the middle of the
night, half asleep, not to make ANY mistakes.

Titter - titter - on purpose, Edith.

"Tania"  wrote in message
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>
> "> aye em Solfrid Musefletter andt aye haff bin t Sveden tday.
> >
> > 20mnts waiting for ferrie, 20 minutes over the fjord, 1 hour's drive
south
> > an' t'canery's oop yer drawers auntie Mary.
> >
> > Solfrid.
> >
> >
> Does that mean you've had a hell of a day?
>
> Or you made good time?
>
> Tania


:0)))) Lovely weather, nice on the ferrie, good timing and lots of fresh
cheap meat. I'll be buying all my meat there from now on. Norway can either
reduce their prices or kiss me where I'm tallest when picking tyttebr.
Orlando's deep freezer is half full for less than half the price of meat
here.

Edith very satisfied with her weekend.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> But first I'll tell you about his new potty. In Porsgrunn there is a 
> factory
> that makes some of the best porcelain articles in the world, including
> toilets and has he's in the middle of fiffing up his flat he decided to
> replace the yellow porcelain pot and basin with white (thank goodness) 
> Well,
> we found the factory and were given directions to their shop. We searched
> for 4 hours, enjoying the same round abouts several times, stopped for a
> meal, then continued on our search. Ah! I saw the sign first and when we
> finally found the right way in, the durned place was closed. I was 
> standing
> with my nose stuck to the window, shading the sun from the window with my
> hand when a man says, I see it's closed. Bother sez I and told him about 
> our
> search. What were you looking for, sez he. A toilet, sez I. Oh, a new one
> sez he and I kinda mumbled back, new one, used one, anything as long as 
> it's
> from the Porsgunn factory  and then HE SAYS, I have a couple of toilets I 
> am
> about to sell, advertised then in the news paper today along with a bath 
> and
> a hand basin with taps. Talk about lucky dip. We followed him a few miles
> down the road to this grand house, boy was it fine, where he was fixing up
> two new bathrooms and he showed me round. The kitchen was most beautiful 
> and
> very French. The house, big, more like a palace.
>
> Anyhow, to cut a long story short, Orlando has a white Porsgrunn porcelain
> toilet and hand basin with taps, 2 years old, standing in his hall and I
> have been given specific instructions, if I get up in the middle of the
> night, half asleep, not to make ANY mistakes.
>

So for once, getting lost did you some good. If you'd arrived at the factory 
in loads of time Orly would have had to spend lots more money for his posh 
pot.

Excellent. I wish you both many years of pleasant peeing.

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:crOdnZ8RlLcjFrPe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
> >
> > But first I'll tell you about his new potty.

> So for once, getting lost did you some good. If you'd arrived at the
factory
> in loads of time Orly would have had to spend lots more money for his posh
> pot.
>
> Excellent. I wish you both many years of pleasant peeing.
>
> ally


Thank you. I'll feel like a queen when I Christen that'n.

Roooooooooooooofl, oh blimey. E.

Punksatony wrote:

> Go with God my friend....go with God...
> through the hazardous pilgrimage of life.
> Good and ill emanate from God.
> We are all being tested my friend, all of us.
> So take heart, you are not alone.


Hmm my god would never cross post.

Atheistically

Ron O'Pagan

-- 
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"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> Excellent. I wish you both many years of pleasant peeing.
>
> ally


A pleasant pee, in a pleasant pasture
A pleasant shag in a pleasant dike
A pleasant poop for a pleasant master
Oh how pleasant, is a mongrel's life.

Edith ;0))

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3p7mhqF93gtjU6@individual.net...
>> Excellent. I wish you both many years of pleasant peeing.
>>
>> ally
>
> A pleasant pee, in a pleasant pasture
> A pleasant shag in a pleasant dike
> A pleasant poop for a pleasant master
> Oh how pleasant, is a mongrel's life.
>

Very nice. Very tasteful.

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> >
> A pleasant pee, in a pleasant pasture
> A pleasant shag in a pleasant dike
> A pleasant poop for a pleasant master
> Oh how pleasant, is a mongrel's life.
>
> Edith ;0))
>

 Autobiographical is it?

Rex.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:rc-dnUSMTsBheLLeRVnzvA@telenor.com...
> >
> > >
> > A pleasant pee, in a pleasant pasture
> > A pleasant shag in a pleasant dike
> > A pleasant poop for a pleasant master
> > Oh how pleasant, is a mongrel's life.
> >
> > Edith ;0))
> >
>  Autobiographical is it?
>
> Rex.


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha. Chuckle. Could be..but then again..it could not
be. That is the quetion.

Edith.

Go with God my friend....go with God...
through the hazardous pilgrimage of life.
Good and ill emanate from God.
We are all being tested my friend, all of us.
So take heart, you are not alone.

> Excellent. I wish you both many years of pleasant peeing.
>
> ally
>

LOL!

Tania 



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You seem to be labouring under a misunderstanding. Therefore
I  would like to explain the function of < uk.local.*> news groups.
All of them, have been from the very beginning and will be to the very
end safe play areas for all sorts of raging nutters, social
malcontents, control freaks and malevolent beings. You may feel that
they should go elsewhere but where? The asylums are all closed. What
would you have of them? Standing in their back yards at midnight
howling to the full moon and frightening the shit out of the
neighbours into the bargain? Have them running around shafting masons,
suspected werewolves, communists, socialists, conservatives and women
with vaginal warts by the  dozen? OR harmlessly making utter cunts of
themselves in a uk.local group? Lets face it what is one other cunt
amongst the many in this group?? I know what I prefer!! 
The uk.local hierarchy of newsgroups is a valuable safety valve which
helps to keep society a wee bit more safe. 

You may disagree. I would be interested to hear your opinion and no
doubt would the rest of the group. Thanks in advance.
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Do you get the urge to correct my work?
Well read on....

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Old Codgger wrote:
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So, why did it take me so long to get around to putting him on my block list 
?


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