http://www.petroldirect.com/index.htm

You know it makes sense

Ras
--

Petrol by mail order?  According to the website:
"we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered
straight through your letterbox"

Let me get this straight - petrol *through your letterbox* ?!

Liz



"Rasman99"  wrote in message 
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> http://www.petroldirect.com/index.htm
>
> You know it makes sense
>
> Ras
> -- 
>
> 

"Liz (I don't like Spam....)"  wrote in message 
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> Petrol by mail order?  According to the website:
> "we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, 
> delivered
> straight through your letterbox"
>
> Let me get this straight - petrol *through your letterbox* ?!
>

Um... just how much of that website did you actually look at, Liz?

:-))

ally

Liz (I don't like Spam....) wrote:

> Petrol by mail order?  According to the website:
> "we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered
> straight through your letterbox"
> 
> Let me get this straight - petrol *through your letterbox* ?!


 From http://www.petroldirect.com/about-us.htm

Although this site is a parody, Drax Fuel actually tried something 
similar in the past. You can see an archive version of their site here. 
It's certainly an interesting idea.


> Liz
> 

"a l l y"  wrote in message 
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> Um... just how much of that website did you actually look at, Liz?



OK, OK, I just found the page offering to convert my car's engine to
antimatter drive.

I just wasn't in April 1st mode.

Liz

"Terry Fergusson" <terry.fergu$$on@qui$ta.net> wrote in message 
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> "Who said that?!"  wrote in message 
> news:11ifus88sip7eec@corp.supernews.com...
>> Liz (I don't like Spam....) wrote:
>>> Petrol by mail order?  According to the website:
>>> "we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, 
>>> delivered
>>> straight through your letterbox"
>>>
>>> Let me get this straight - petrol *through your letterbox* ?!
>>
>> From http://www.petroldirect.com/about-us.htm
>>
>> Although this site is a parody, Drax Fuel actually tried something 
>> similar in the past. You can see an archive version of their site here. 
>> It's certainly an interesting idea.
>>
>>> Liz
>>>
>
> Try this one instead:
>
> http://www.edinburghservicestations.com/
> 

It's nearly upon us folks!!
First year Uni and college students: vet students and others.
For a meaningful and rewarding student experience there is only one
central piece of advice which you need to take into consideration. All
other advice is peripheral.

Here it is:

For a course of action to be regarded as successful  three conditions
of which at least one must be satisfied

1)  the activity will get you better grades?
2)  get you plenty of free beer?
3)  and get you tight pussy?

Iff 3) is rarely satisfied get out to the pub/club/students union and
work on your social skills. 

In the meantime;

a) keep your helmet well polished 
b) your drinking arm in good condition
c) your course work up to date.

Regarding 3), iff all else fails there is always Fuck a Fresher Week
to look forward to next year.
Go with God my friend....go with God...
through the hazardous pilgrimage of life.
Good and ill emanate from God.
We are all being tested my friend, all of us.
So take heart, you are not alone.

Fuck off Pat just FUCK OFF.


"Pat"  wrote in message
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> It's nearly upon us folks!!
> First year Uni and college students: vet students and others.
> For a meaningful and rewarding student experience there is only one
> central piece of advice which you need to take into consideration. All
> other advice is peripheral.
>
> Here it is:
>
> For a course of action to be regarded as successful  three conditions
> of which at least one must be satisfied
>
> 1)  the activity will get you better grades?
> 2)  get you plenty of free beer?
> 3)  and get you tight pussy?
>
> Iff 3) is rarely satisfied get out to the pub/club/students union and
> work on your social skills.
>
> In the meantime;
>
> a) keep your helmet well polished
> b) your drinking arm in good condition
> c) your course work up to date.
>
> Regarding 3), iff all else fails there is always Fuck a Fresher Week
> to look forward to next year.
> Go with God my friend....go with God...
> through the hazardous pilgrimage of life.
> Good and ill emanate from God.
> We are all being tested my friend, all of us.
> So take heart, you are not alone.

Fuck off Pat just FUCK OFF.


"Pat"  wrote in message
news:ukaej1po8men095eimjr55rk6ariqcp886@4ax.com...

> It's nearly upon us folks!!
> First year Uni and college students: vet students and others.
> For a meaningful and rewarding student experience there is only one
> central piece of advice which you need to take into consideration. All
> other advice is peripheral.
>
> Here it is:
>
> For a course of action to be regarded as successful  three conditions
> of which at least one must be satisfied
>
> 1)  the activity will get you better grades?
> 2)  get you plenty of free beer?
> 3)  and get you tight pussy?
>
> Iff 3) is rarely satisfied get out to the pub/club/students union and
> work on your social skills.
>
> In the meantime;
>
> a) keep your helmet well polished
> b) your drinking arm in good condition
> c) your course work up to date.
>
> Regarding 3), iff all else fails there is always Fuck a Fresher Week
> to look forward to next year.
> Go with God my friend....go with God...
> through the hazardous pilgrimage of life.
> Good and ill emanate from God.
> We are all being tested my friend, all of us.
> So take heart, you are not alone.