Last evening, with B***** all on the TV we watched a recording of Most 
Haunted  (Which actually put me to sleep!)  Erica wanted a round of crust 
toasted and I fancied a beetroot sandwich so I tried to defrost some bread. 
The microwave refused to do anything. There was electricty to it - the 
digital clock was working, but nothing else worked.  We decided to go out 
this morning and buy a new microwave. (The old one was a very OLD one) 
Imagine my surprise. Just out of habit I put my cereals into the thing, 
pressed the button and it works again! Is it haunted? Do you electric buffs 
have a more acceptable explanation?


Rex.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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> Last evening, with B***** all on the TV we watched a recording of Most 
> Haunted  (Which actually put me to sleep!)  Erica wanted a round of crust 
> toasted and I fancied a beetroot sandwich so I tried to defrost some bread. 
> The microwave refused to do anything. There was electricty to it - the 
> digital clock was working, but nothing else worked.  We decided to go out 
> this morning and buy a new microwave. (The old one was a very OLD one) 
> Imagine my surprise. Just out of habit I put my cereals into the thing, 
> pressed the button and it works again! Is it haunted? Do you electric buffs 
> have a more acceptable explanation?
> 
> 
> Rex.


Probably not had the door shut properly (or a dodgy doorswitch), so the
interlock would be broken and hence no power to the magnetron.  In 
such circumstances, all timer electronics, etc, still usually work
satisfactorily.

If not, better get an excorcist in.
--

Regds,

Russell W. B.
http://www.huttonrow.co.uk




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You do lead an exciting life, don't you Rex? Mysterious holes in the ground 
and ghosts in your kitchen....

ally

"Russell W. Barnes"  wrote in message
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> "Norcot"  wrote in message
> news:2CbTe.4208$Aa1.736@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net
>
> > Last evening, with B***** all on the TV we watched a recording of Most
> > Haunted  (Which actually put me to sleep!)  Erica wanted a round of
crust
> > toasted and I fancied a beetroot sandwich so I tried to defrost some
bread.
> > The microwave refused to do anything. There was electricty to it - the
> > digital clock was working, but nothing else worked.  We decided to go
out
> > this morning and buy a new microwave. (The old one was a very OLD one)
> > Imagine my surprise. Just out of habit I put my cereals into the thing,
> > pressed the button and it works again! Is it haunted? Do you electric
buffs
> > have a more acceptable explanation?
> >
> >
> > Rex.
>
> Probably not had the door shut properly (or a dodgy doorswitch), so the
> interlock would be broken and hence no power to the magnetron.  In
> such circumstances, all timer electronics, etc, still usually work
> satisfactorily.
>
> If not, better get an excorcist in.
> --
>
> Regds,
>
> Russell W. B.
> http://www.huttonrow.co.uk


Titter.
Much easier to fill it with garlic onions and turn the nob. They'd probably
all move.

Edith.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> You do lead an exciting life, don't you Rex? Mysterious holes in the
ground
> and ghosts in your kitchen....
>
> ally


Comes out in his books, Ally.

Edith.

"a l l y"  wrote in message 
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> You do lead an exciting life, don't you Rex? Mysterious holes in the 
> ground and ghosts in your kitchen....
>


Exciting ....or it could just be my age!


Rex. falling apart slowly.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3o51h6F485ohU1@individual.net...
>> You do lead an exciting life, don't you Rex? Mysterious holes in the
> ground
>> and ghosts in your kitchen....
>>
>> ally
>
> Comes out in his books, Ally.
>
> Edith.
>

What a brilliant idea for a plot. 'The Haunting of the Microwave.'  We'd 
better collaborate, Edith.

Rex.

"Russell W. Barnes"  wrote in message 
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> "Norcot"  wrote in message
> news:2CbTe.4208$Aa1.736@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net
>
>> Last evening, with B***** all on the TV we watched a recording of Most
>> Haunted  (Which actually put me to sleep!)  Erica wanted a round of crust
>> toasted and I fancied a beetroot sandwich so I tried to defrost some 
>> bread.
>> The microwave refused to do anything. There was electricty to it - the
>> digital clock was working, but nothing else worked.
>
> Probably not had the door shut properly (or a dodgy doorswitch), so the
> interlock would be broken and hence no power to the magnetron.  In
> such circumstances, all timer electronics, etc, still usually work
> satisfactorily.
>
> If not, better get an excorcist in.
> --
>

Good suggestion. We may well have a faulty door catch - everything else 
about the thing is getting faulty. It's an old model. It has a setting for 
dinosaur steaks.

Rex

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3o51h6F485ohU1@individual.net...
> > You do lead an exciting life, don't you Rex? Mysterious holes in the
> > ground and ghosts in your kitchen....
> >
>
> Exciting ....or it could just be my age!
>
>
> Rex. falling apart slowly.


How are your wounds my old dear?. Shall I come and lick them for you.?

........................ERICA!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop throwing pans at me. I didn't
mean it.

Edith.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >
> > "a l l y"  wrote in message
> > news:3o51h6F485ohU1@individual.net...
> >> You do lead an exciting life, don't you Rex? Mysterious holes in the
> > ground
> >> and ghosts in your kitchen....
> >>
> >> ally
> >
> > Comes out in his books, Ally.
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> What a brilliant idea for a plot. 'The Haunting of the Microwave.'  We'd
> better collaborate, Edith.
>
> Rex.


Oh you and your mechanical thingies. I'm not playing.

Edith.
pst! Does it poison anyone? Does it fry the dog?

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "Russell W. Barnes"  wrote in message
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> > "Norcot"  wrote in message
> > news:2CbTe.4208$Aa1.736@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net
> >
> >> Last evening, with B***** all on the TV we watched a recording of Most
> >> Haunted  (Which actually put me to sleep!)  Erica wanted a round of
crust
> >> toasted and I fancied a beetroot sandwich so I tried to defrost some
> >> bread.
> >> The microwave refused to do anything. There was electricty to it - the
> >> digital clock was working, but nothing else worked.
> >
> > Probably not had the door shut properly (or a dodgy doorswitch), so the
> > interlock would be broken and hence no power to the magnetron.  In
> > such circumstances, all timer electronics, etc, still usually work
> > satisfactorily.
> >
> > If not, better get an excorcist in.
> > --
> >
> Good suggestion. We may well have a faulty door catch - everything else
> about the thing is getting faulty. It's an old model. It has a setting for
> dinosaur steaks.
>
> Rex


Dinosaurs coming out of the microwave. Yes, that is a possibility, in your
books.

Edith Helpingsome.

"The Traveller" <


>> >
>> Good suggestion. We may well have a faulty door catch - everything else
>> about the thing is getting faulty. It's an old model. It has a setting 
>> for
>> dinosaur steaks.
>>
>> Rex
>
> Dinosaurs coming out of the microwave. Yes, that is a possibility, in your
> books.
>
> Edith Helpingsome.
>

   Edith Helpingnone, you are full of ideas today. What have you been at? 
It's such a wonderfull, sunny, day here today I foolishly thought about some 
more blackberry picking but that thought soon passed off. I think I'll do 
some painting.There's a windowsill needs doing.

Rex.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>    Edith Helpingnone, you are full of ideas today. What have you been at? 
> It's such a wonderfull, sunny, day here today I foolishly thought about some 
> more blackberry picking but that thought soon passed off. I think I'll do 
> some painting.There's a windowsill needs doing.
> 

If you do more blackberry picking, would you mind going back to this
hole on the aerodrome you fell down and photograph it for me?  It
sounds interesting.  Where is the aerodrome?  Has it another name?
--

Regds,

Russell W. B.
http://www.huttonrow.co.uk



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"Russell W. Barnes"  wrote in message
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> "Norcot"  wrote in message
> news:kofTe.4258$Aa1.1284@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net
>
>
> >    Edith Helpingnone, you are full of ideas today. What have you been
at?
> > It's such a wonderfull, sunny, day here today I foolishly thought about
some
> > more blackberry picking but that thought soon passed off. I think I'll
do
> > some painting.There's a windowsill needs doing.
> >
> If you do more blackberry picking, would you mind going back to this
> hole on the aerodrome you fell down and photograph it for me?  It
> sounds interesting.  Where is the aerodrome?  Has it another name?
> --
>
> Regds,
>
> Russell W. B.
> http://www.huttonrow.co.uk


Taking pictures of holes, begad, you should both be in an institution.

Edith bewildered.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller" <
>
> >> >
> >> Good suggestion. We may well have a faulty door catch - everything else
> >> about the thing is getting faulty. It's an old model. It has a setting
> >> for
> >> dinosaur steaks.
> >>
> >> Rex
> >
> > Dinosaurs coming out of the microwave. Yes, that is a possibility, in
your
> > books.
> >
> > Edith Helpingsome.
> >
>    Edith Helpingnone, you are full of ideas today. What have you been at?


potato mash with barnaise sauce poured over. I feel sick.


> It's such a wonderfull, sunny, day here today I foolishly thought about
some
> more blackberry picking but that thought soon passed off. I think I'll do
> some painting.There's a windowsill needs doing.
>
> Rex.


No more black holes for you, mate until the windowsill is done. Now-go to
it.

Edith Helpsome.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> Taking pictures of holes, begad, you should both be in an institution.
>

I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I was out 
with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too high up 
for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set the 
flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what was in 
it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:0oSdnSqgZos7EIDe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
> >
> > Taking pictures of holes, begad, you should both be in an institution.
> >
> I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I was
out
> with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too high up
> for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set the
> flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what was in
> it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
>
> ally


I know what was in it.

;)Edith.

> If you do more blackberry picking, would you mind going back to this
> hole on the aerodrome you fell down and photograph it for me?  It
> sounds interesting.  Where is the aerodrome?  Has it another name?
> --
>
> Regds,
>
> Russell W. B.
> http://www.huttonrow.co.uk
>

If I go back I will do that. The airfield is actually spelled Spanhoe, my 
apologies. It is just north of Harringworth in Northants.


Rex.

"Russell W. Barnes" wrote
<> Probably not had the door shut properly (or a dodgy doorswitch), so the

> interlock would be broken and hence no power to the magnetron.  In
> such circumstances, all timer electronics, etc, still usually work
> satisfactorily.
>
> If not, better get an excorcist in.
> --

 Thinking about it, I realise the fast cook button was the only one that 
worked last night.   By this morning it all worked fine. Very weird.

Rex.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >

>> I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I was
> out
>> with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too high 
>> up
>> for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set the
>> flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what was in
>> it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
>>
>> ally
>
> I know what was in it.
>

Oh yeah?

ally

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
> >
> >>>I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I was
> >>
> >>out
> >>
> >>>with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too high
> >>>up
> >>>for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set the
> >>>flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what was
in
> >>>it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
> >>>
> >>>ally
> >>
> >>I know what was in it.
> >
> > Oh yeah?
> >
> > ally
>
> was it a gobbit?
>
> Ron von Tolkien


No, a hobbit.

Edit.

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message 
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>a l l y wrote:
>> "The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
>>
>>>>I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I was
>>>
>>>out
>>>
>>>>with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too high 
>>>>up
>>>>for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set the
>>>>flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what was 
>>>>in
>>>>it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
>>>>
>>>>ally
>>>
>>>I know what was in it.
>>>
>>
>> Oh yeah?
>>
>> ally
>
> was it a gobbit?
>
>

Nope.

ally

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>
> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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>> a l l y wrote:
>> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
>> >
>> >>>I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I 
>> >>>was
>> >>
>> >>out
>> >>
>> >>>with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too 
>> >>>high
>> >>>up
>> >>>for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set the
>> >>>flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what was
> in
>> >>>it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
>> >>>
>> >>>ally
>> >>
>> >>I know what was in it.
>> >
>> > Oh yeah?
>> >
>> > ally
>>
>> was it a gobbit?
>>
>> Ron von Tolkien
>
> No, a hobbit.
>

Nope.

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> Ron's Tolkien reference might take us in the right direction though, in a
> roundabout sort of way.
>
> ally


Rings and things? I'll have to work on that one tomorrow, Ally. I'm falling
asleep on my keyboards.

Goodnight all.
Edith.

ps. I have my bike in for service and am going to town to collect it
tomorrow. It was breakless. I was tired of driving into flower pots to stop.

Norcot wrote:

> Last evening, with B***** all on the TV we watched a recording of Most 
> Haunted  (Which actually put me to sleep!)  Erica wanted a round of crust 
> toasted and I fancied a beetroot sandwich so I tried to defrost some bread. 
> The microwave refused to do anything. There was electricty to it - the 
> digital clock was working, but nothing else worked.  We decided to go out 
> this morning and buy a new microwave. (The old one was a very OLD one) 
> Imagine my surprise. Just out of habit I put my cereals into the thing, 
> pressed the button and it works again! Is it haunted? Do you electric buffs 
> have a more acceptable explanation?
> 
> 
> Rex. 
> 
> 

Sounds as if it's working like my flaky remote web access to my server! 
I never thought about the possibility of it being haunted!

Jp

"Jpinny"  wrote in message
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> Norcot wrote:
> > Last evening, with B***** all on the TV we watched a recording of Most
> > Haunted  (Which actually put me to sleep!)  Erica wanted a round of
crust
> > toasted and I fancied a beetroot sandwich so I tried to defrost some
bread.
> > The microwave refused to do anything. There was electricty to it - the
> > digital clock was working, but nothing else worked.  We decided to go
out
> > this morning and buy a new microwave. (The old one was a very OLD one)
> > Imagine my surprise. Just out of habit I put my cereals into the thing,
> > pressed the button and it works again! Is it haunted? Do you electric
buffs
> > have a more acceptable explanation?
> >
> >
> > Rex.
> >
> >
> Sounds as if it's working like my flaky remote web access to my server!
> I never thought about the possibility of it being haunted!
>
> Jp


I have a feeling it just doesn't like cereals, Rex. Take That to the limit.

Edith.
pst! Cereals in a microwave? Has he gorn mard?

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message
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>> Ron's Tolkien reference might take us in the right direction though, in a
>> roundabout sort of way.
>>
>> ally
>
> Rings and things? I'll have to work on that one tomorrow, Ally. I'm 
> falling
> asleep on my keyboards.
>


Think about it.

Er.... What did he have in his pocketsesss?


>
> ps. I have my bike in for service and am going to town to collect it
> tomorrow. It was breakless. I was tired of driving into flower pots to 
> stop.


I used to use the soles of my shoes when my bike brakes weren't up to 
scratch. I was always wearing out my shoe leather, trying to stop after 
racing down some of Edinburgh's steep hills.

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message >

 pst! Cereals in a microwave? Has he gorn mard?

>

Probably some sort of porridge, Edith. Not as good as making it on the hob, 
but great for a porridge emergency when you're in a hurry.

ally

The Traveller wrote:

> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> 
>>a l l y wrote:
>>
>>>"The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
>>>
>>>>>I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I was
>>>>
>>>>out
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too high
>>>>>up
>>>>>for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set the
>>>>>flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what was
> 
> in
> 
>>>>>it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
>>>>>
>>>>>ally
>>>>
>>>>I know what was in it.
>>>
>>>Oh yeah?
>>>
>>>ally
>>
>>was it a gobbit?
>>
>>Ron von Tolkien
> 
> 
> No, a hobbit.
> 
> Edit.
> 
> 
> 
> 


Din be daft lass.. Hobbits aren`t real

Ron Baggins

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a l l y wrote:

> "The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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> 
>>"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>>
>>>"The Traveller"  wrote in message
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>>>
>>>>"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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>>>>
>>>>>a l l y wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I
>>>>>>>>was
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>out
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too
>>>>>>>>high
>>>>>>>>up
>>>>>>>>for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set
>>
>>the
>>
>>>>>>>>flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what
>>
>>was
>>
>>>>in
>>>>
>>>>>>>>it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>ally
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I know what was in it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh yeah?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>ally
>>>>>
>>>>>was it a gobbit?
>>>>>
>>>>>Ron von Tolkien
>>>>
>>>>No, a hobbit.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Nope.
>>>
>>>ally
>>
>>Gromit?
>>
> 
> Nope.
> 
> Ron's Tolkien reference might take us in the right direction though, in a 
> roundabout sort of way.
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

It were Gollum...  that`s where he`s hiding

Ron - Precious - O'Ringo

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"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>

> It were Gollum...  that`s where he`s hiding
>

Nope.

ally

a l l y wrote:

> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
> 
>>It were Gollum...  that`s where he`s hiding
>>
> 
> Nope.
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

wasit a little man with a red cap on?

Elvishly

Ron - up the airy mountain - O'Boggert

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"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>

>>
> wasit a little man with a red cap on?
>

What, in West Cumbria? Nope.

ally

a l l y wrote:

> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
> 
>>wasit a little man with a red cap on?
>>
> 
> What, in West Cumbria? Nope.
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

Was it a nempty hole with just some leaves and squirrial droppings?

Naturalistically

Ron Oddie

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"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> You do lead an exciting life, don't you Rex? Mysterious holes in the
ground
> and ghosts in your kitchen....
>
> ally


I think he should update his krets kort.

Edith Knowall.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "Russell W. Barnes" wrote
> <> Probably not had the door shut properly (or a dodgy doorswitch), so the
> > interlock would be broken and hence no power to the magnetron.  In
> > such circumstances, all timer electronics, etc, still usually work
> > satisfactorily.
> >
> > If not, better get an excorcist in.
> > --
>  Thinking about it, I realise the fast cook button was the only one that
> worked last night.   By this morning it all worked fine. Very weird.
>
> Rex.


Have you tried soldering all the wires together in one big lump?

Edith

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> Ron's Tolkien reference might take us in the right direction though, in a
> roundabout sort of way.
>
> ally


Was it an owl with  ring on ?

Edith.

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> > "a l l y"  wrote in message
> > news:3o6hpfF4ejefU1@individual.net...
> >> Ron's Tolkien reference might take us in the right direction though, in
a
> >> roundabout sort of way.
> >>
> >> ally
> >
> > Rings and things? I'll have to work on that one tomorrow, Ally. I'm
> > falling
> > asleep on my keyboards.
> >
>
> Think about it.
>
> Er.... What did he have in his pocketsesss?


Don't be rude. A golf ball?

>
> > ps. I have my bike in for service and am going to town to collect it
> > tomorrow. It was breakless. I was tired of driving into flower pots to
> > stop.
>
> I used to use the soles of my shoes when my bike brakes weren't up to
> scratch. I was always wearing out my shoe leather, trying to stop after
> racing down some of Edinburgh's steep hills.
>
> ally


I'm short. I used to come home with burn holes in me knickers. That's when
me mam sewed leather patches on the arse parts.

Edith Longnose.

Wonder where Martin is. Still at his Mam's place darn sarfe I suppose.

"The Traveller"  wrote<


> pst! Cereals in a microwave? Has he gorn mard?


> Yes, cereals! Every morning for breakfast I have shredded wheat with 
> raisins added and milk. Because shredded wheat has the consistency of 
> rough string when the milk is cold, I heat the dish in the microwave for 
> 1minute & 20 seconds. Now what's weird about that? Occasionally I do 
> indeed make porridge - 2 minutes in the MW then stand for 2 minutes - (or 
> in your case you can lay down! ) Now where was my chef's hat?


Rex. A man of many parts - (most of them broken.)

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
> >>
> > wasit a little man with a red cap on?
> >
> What, in West Cumbria? Nope.
>
> ally


If he lost his hat, you wouldn't see him anyhow.

Edith.

Wonder where Kevin T is , too.

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote<
>
> > pst! Cereals in a microwave? Has he gorn mard?
>
>
> > Yes, cereals! Every morning for breakfast I have shredded wheat with
> > raisins added and milk. Because shredded wheat has the consistency of
> > rough string when the milk is cold, I heat the dish in the microwave for
> > 1minute & 20 seconds. Now what's weird about that? Occasionally I do
> > indeed make porridge - 2 minutes in the MW then stand for 2 minutes -
(or
> > in your case you can lay down! ) Now where was my chef's hat?
>
> Rex. A man of many parts - (most of them broken.)


Have you broken something besides the microwave, Rex?

Edith.

> ps. I have my bike in for service and am going to town to
> collect it tomorrow. It was breakless. I was tired of
> driving into flower pots to stop. 


I could have fixed that up for you no charge. Too bad you live 
so far away.

Don't forget to have your studded winter tires put on. It'll be 
snowing next week.

Johnny-former-bike-mechanic

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> pst! Cereals in a microwave? Has he gorn mard?


You should know better than anyone that old people like warm 
things. They keep their houses at 27C and still wear sweaters.

Warming up their food is just a natural extention of that 
phenomenon.

Johnny-knows-seniors-love-their-heat

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<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > ps. I have my bike in for service and am going to town to
> > collect it tomorrow. It was breakless. I was tired of
> > driving into flower pots to stop.
>
> I could have fixed that up for you no charge. Too bad you live
> so far away.


I would have been gratefull to you, Johnny. Changed a few bits and pieces,
25s out of pocket.

>
> Don't forget to have your studded winter tires put on. It'll be
> snowing next week.


No. No snow here for a long time, I believe. It looks more like rain this
Autumn. I have broad all year winter tires with a good deep pattern so that
bit's ok. Thanks for the thought.

>
> Johnny-former-bike-mechanic

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > pst! Cereals in a microwave? Has he gorn mard?
>
> You should know better than anyone that old people like warm
> things. They keep their houses at 27C and still wear sweaters.
>
> Warming up their food is just a natural extention of that
> phenomenon.
>
> Johnny-knows-seniors-love-their-heat


Not mine. I'd rather freeze than suffocate. I'm a big problem for Orlando
who is always cold, windows wide open and ...I wonder if I have a touch of
claustrophobia.? Could be, or, I just like fresh air.

Edith

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message 
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>a l l y wrote:
>> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
>>
>>>wasit a little man with a red cap on?
>>>
>>
>> What, in West Cumbria? Nope.
>>
>> ally
> Was it a nempty hole with just some leaves and squirrial droppings?
>

Yup. Big disappointment.

You can see the Tolkien connection of course - "What has he got in his 
pocketssesss???" said Gollum.

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>> Rex.
>
> Have you tried soldering all the wires together in one big lump?
>

!!B!A!N!G!!

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3o51h6F485ohU1@individual.net...
>> You do lead an exciting life, don't you Rex? Mysterious holes in the
> ground
>> and ghosts in your kitchen....
>>
>> ally
>
> I think he should update his krets kort.
>

I'm sure you're right.

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
> news:dfmkk0$38t$1@nwrdmz02.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
> >a l l y wrote:
> >> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
> >>
> >>>wasit a little man with a red cap on?
> >>>
> >>
> >> What, in West Cumbria? Nope.
> >>
> >> ally
> > Was it a nempty hole with just some leaves and squirrial droppings?
> >
> Yup. Big disappointment.
>
> You can see the Tolkien connection of course - "What has he got in his
> pocketssesss???" said Gollum.
>
> ally


pocketssess..hm! In the Vestfold dialect they do that with some of their
words, put the sisses on the end.

Edith.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> > I think he should update his krets kort.
> >
> I'm sure you're right.
>
> ally


rofl.

Edith.

> I would have been gratefull to you, Johnny. Changed a few
> bits and pieces, 25s out of pocket.

> No. No snow here for a long time, I believe. It looks more
> like rain this Autumn. I have broad all year winter tires
> with a good deep pattern so that bit's ok. Thanks for the
> thought. 


It's a crime what you have to pay these days. We just had a guy 
here to "inspect" the fire extinquishers. He walked around for 5 
minutes, looked at the gauges on the tanks, and put his initials 
on a paper tag attached to each. $100.

I was just kidding about the snow so soon. We're still hot and 
sunny here. Shorts and t-shirts. Just a bit cooler overnights 
these days.

Johnny-summertime

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> Not mine. I'd rather freeze than suffocate. I'm a big
> problem for Orlando who is always cold, windows wide open
> and ...I wonder if I have a touch of claustrophobia.? Could
> be, or, I just like fresh air. 
> 
> Edith


You have a point. My father was particularly keen on fresh air 
and open windows. Maybe it's just north american seniors who 
love it hot.

Johnny-rethinking

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"The Traveller" <


>>
>> Rex. A man of many parts - (most of them broken.)
>
> Have you broken something besides the microwave, Rex?
>
> Edith.
>
>Promises, promises.


Rex

Edith wrote>

> Not mine. I'd rather freeze than suffocate. I'm a big problem for Orlando
> who is always cold, windows wide open and ...I wonder if I have a touch of
> claustrophobia.? Could be, or, I just like fresh air.
>

 We are the same, Edith. We have had no cenytral heating on since March this 
year and we sleep with both sash winmdows half open.  We also sleep naked, 
can't abide being strangled with nightclothes.

Rex & Erica

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
> > "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
> > news:dfki6n$924$3@nwrdmz03.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
> >
> >>a l l y wrote:
> >>
> >>>"The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
> >>>
> >>>>>I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and I
was
> >>>>
> >>>>out
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too
high
> >>>>>up
> >>>>>for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set
the
> >>>>>flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what
was
> >
> > in
> >
> >>>>>it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>ally
> >>>>
> >>>>I know what was in it.
> >>>
> >>>Oh yeah?
> >>>
> >>>ally
> >>
> >>was it a gobbit?
> >>
> >>Ron von Tolkien
> >
> >
> > No, a hobbit.
> >
> > Edit.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> Din be daft lass.. Hobbits aren`t real
>
> Ron Baggins


THAT'S where you are wrong. I was married to one.

Oh coughingly, Edith.

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> > news:8I6dnY0vjsIgkYPe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
> >
> >>"a l l y"  wrote in message
> >>news:3o6fh5F4gh76U1@individual.net...
> >>
> >>>"The Traveller"  wrote in message
> >>>news:6vydnQFV7YHFmYPeRVnzvA@telenor.com...
> >>>
> >>>>"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
> >>>>news:dfki6n$924$3@nwrdmz03.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
> >>>>
> >>>>>a l l y wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>"The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>I took a photo of hole recently. There was this big old tree, and
I
> >>>>>>>>was
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>out
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>with the dogs. There was a huge hollow in the tree, but it was too
> >>>>>>>>high
> >>>>>>>>up
> >>>>>>>>for me to see into, so I held my camera up as high as I could, set
> >>
> >>the
> >>
> >>>>>>>>flash, and pointed it into the hole, just so that I could see what
> >>
> >>was
> >>
> >>>>in
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>it. Very useful strategy for shortarses...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>ally
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>I know what was in it.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Oh yeah?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>ally
> >>>>>
> >>>>>was it a gobbit?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Ron von Tolkien
> >>>>
> >>>>No, a hobbit.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>Nope.
> >>>
> >>>ally
> >>
> >>Gromit?
> >>
> >
> > Nope.
> >
> > Ron's Tolkien reference might take us in the right direction though, in
a
> > roundabout sort of way.
> >
> > ally
> >
> >
> It were Gollum...  that`s where he`s hiding
>
> Ron - Precious - O'Ringo


Who? Is somebody hiding in Gollum.? That's weird, mate.

Edith

pst! I don't like him.

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
> > "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
> >
> >>It were Gollum...  that`s where he`s hiding
> >>
> >
> > Nope.
> >
> > ally
> >
> >
> wasit a little man with a red cap on?
>
> Elvishly
>
> Ron - up the airy mountain - O'Boggert


a teck it yuv got neir customers seeing as yuv got plenty time te sit ont
net all day. T'wife in Spain ugen. Don't blame her.

Edith

"The Traveller"  wrote in message >

> a teck it yuv got neir customers seeing as yuv got plenty time te sit ont
> net all day. T'wife in Spain ugen. Don't blame her.
>

Mebbe he's like me and down with a virus. I can just about manage to answer 
the phone and sound bright and healthy when I'm talking to customers, but in 
reality I'm all floppy and can barely switch on a computer but not much 
else.

Just as well there's still work to be done here: in the middle of designing 
a website and printing out price lists. I hate not doing anything useful 
during a day. Then I'll go and fall asleep a bit more.

ally

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > I would have been gratefull to you, Johnny. Changed a few
> > bits and pieces, 25s out of pocket.
>
> > No. No snow here for a long time, I believe. It looks more
> > like rain this Autumn. I have broad all year winter tires
> > with a good deep pattern so that bit's ok. Thanks for the
> > thought.
>
> It's a crime what you have to pay these days. We just had a guy
> here to "inspect" the fire extinquishers. He walked around for 5
> minutes, looked at the gauges on the tanks, and put his initials
> on a paper tag attached to each. $100.
>
> I was just kidding about the snow so soon. We're still hot and
> sunny here. Shorts and t-shirts. Just a bit cooler overnights
> these days.
>
> Johnny-summertime


Numbers. Numbers. There wuz this yan teim all the nubers were going to a
party. All were admitted except number 8. A number stood at the door and
when number 8 tried to enter he was refused. "No number 8s in here" said the
bouncer and bounced him down the steps.
Number 8 stood up, braced himself and red in the face shouted, "Who the
ell's number 8. Can't you see I have a tight belt on."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ME SIDES ARE SPLITTING.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message news:yNWdnZ->> Din be 
daft lass.. Hobbits aren`t real

>>
>> Ron Baggins
>
> THAT'S where you are wrong. I was married to one.
>
> Oh coughingly, Edith.
>

So he was very small, rather cuddly and had huge hairy feet, your husband? 
Hmm... not quite how I'd visualised him, actually...

ally

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller" <
>
> >>
> >> Rex. A man of many parts - (most of them broken.)
> >
> > Have you broken something besides the microwave, Rex?
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >Promises, promises.
>
> Rex


Well that's not too bad. It could have been yer pipe.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message >

> Not mine. I'd rather freeze than suffocate. I'm a big problem for Orlando
> who is always cold, windows wide open and ...I wonder if I have a touch of
> claustrophobia.? Could be, or, I just like fresh air.
>

Well, he's from a hotter climate than you, isn't he? If you could survive 
your first16 years in cold, damp Cumbria, Norway will be a cinch for you, 
whereas poor old Orly, growing up in Chile (which reportedly isn't as chilly 
as it sounds) must be freezing, poor lad. Go and wrap him up in something 
warm right now.

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message


>
> Well that's not too bad. It could have been yer pipe.
>
> Edith.
>
>Just imagine. I fell down a hole and fractured me pipe! Nasty!


Rex.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > pst! Cereals in a microwave? Has he gorn mard?
>
> You should know better than anyone that old people like warm
> things. They keep their houses at 27C and still wear sweaters.
>
> Warming up their food is just a natural extention of that
> phenomenon.
>
> Johnny-knows-seniors-love-their-heat


I, but when they've warmed it up, they sit down and forget it, poor darlings
and it's back to turning the heaters up again-with a 1 piece.

Edith

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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> Edith wrote>
> > Not mine. I'd rather freeze than suffocate. I'm a big problem for
Orlando
> > who is always cold, windows wide open and ...I wonder if I have a touch
of
> > claustrophobia.? Could be, or, I just like fresh air.
> >
>  We are the same, Edith. We have had no cenytral heating on since March
this
> year and we sleep with both sash winmdows half open.  We also sleep naked,
> can't abide being strangled with nightclothes.
>
> Rex & Erica


How big is the bed. Have you room for one more?

ERICA. I've told you again and again. "Stop throwing building bricks at me."

"The Traveller"  wrote in message


>> year and we sleep with both sash winmdows half open.  We also sleep 
>> naked,
>> can't abide being strangled with nightclothes.
>>
>> Rex & Erica
>
> How big is the bed. Have you room for one more?
>
> ERICA. I've told you again and again. "Stop throwing building bricks at 
> me."
>

 It's King sized,  but there's only room  for one queen. Sorry.

Rex.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message >
> > Not mine. I'd rather freeze than suffocate. I'm a big problem for
Orlando
> > who is always cold, windows wide open and ...I wonder if I have a touch
of
> > claustrophobia.? Could be, or, I just like fresh air.
> >
> Well, he's from a hotter climate than you, isn't he? If you could survive
> your first16 years in cold, damp Cumbria, Norway will be a cinch for you,
> whereas poor old Orly, growing up in Chile (which reportedly isn't as
chilly
> as it sounds) must be freezing, poor lad. Go and wrap him up in something
> warm right now.
>
> ally


Well, that's that done. He's sitting in front of his computer with a blu88y
big Ida down around him, sun shining in. One more complaint now and I'll go
out and buy him an iron mixture.

Edith disgusted. (He just closed his veranda door)

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
>
> >> year and we sleep with both sash winmdows half open.  We also sleep
> >> naked,
> >> can't abide being strangled with nightclothes.
> >>
> >> Rex & Erica
> >
> > How big is the bed. Have you room for one more?
> >
> > ERICA. I've told you again and again. "Stop throwing building bricks at
> > me."
> >
>  It's King sized,  but there's only room  for one queen. Sorry.
>
> Rex.


You want me to do all the work then, do you. Well just forget it.

Edith.

The Traveller wrote:

> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> 
>>a l l y wrote:
>>
>>>"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
>>>
>>>>It were Gollum...  that`s where he`s hiding
>>>>
>>>
>>>Nope.
>>>
>>>ally
>>>
>>>
>>
>>wasit a little man with a red cap on?
>>
>>Elvishly
>>
>>Ron - up the airy mountain - O'Boggert
> 
> 
> a teck it yuv got neir customers seeing as yuv got plenty time te sit ont
> net all day. T'wife in Spain ugen. Don't blame her.
> 
> Edith
> 
> 

Noop, Am just having a quiet day today, got a bit o headache tho. 
wurking tomorrer,  with The Searchers, remember them Edith..  they 
remember you  bwahhhhhaaaa


sniggeringly

Ron O'Fibber



-- 
Lune Valley Audio
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<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Not mine. I'd rather freeze than suffocate. I'm a big
> > problem for Orlando who is always cold, windows wide open
> > and ...I wonder if I have a touch of claustrophobia.? Could
> > be, or, I just like fresh air.
> >
> > Edith
>
> You have a point. My father was particularly keen on fresh air
> and open windows. Maybe it's just north american seniors who
> love it hot.
>
> Johnny-rethinking


I think growing up sleeping in damp icy beds in the after war years makes
you either 'herdet' (Norwegian) or arthritississisy.

Edith.

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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
>
> >
> > Well that's not too bad. It could have been yer pipe.
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >Just imagine. I fell down a hole and fractured me pipe! Nasty!
>
> Rex.


Well, yer pip then, if that's how you want it.

Edith

"The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >

>> >Just imagine. I fell down a hole and fractured me pipe! Nasty!
>>
>> Rex.
>
> Well, yer pip then, if that's how you want it.
>
> Edith
>

 Pips are things that inhabit apples.  And things you get on  - as in 'You 
get on my pip, gal!'

Rex.

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
> > "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
> > news:dfmigo$e9n$2@nwrdmz01.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
> >
> >>a l l y wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
> >>>
> >>>>It were Gollum...  that`s where he`s hiding
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>Nope.
> >>>
> >>>ally
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>wasit a little man with a red cap on?
> >>
> >>Elvishly
> >>
> >>Ron - up the airy mountain - O'Boggert
> >
> >
> > a teck it yuv got neir customers seeing as yuv got plenty time te sit
ont
> > net all day. T'wife in Spain ugen. Don't blame her.
> >
> > Edith
> >
> >
> Noop, Am just having a quiet day today, got a bit o headache tho.
> wurking tomorrer,  with The Searchers, remember them Edith..  they
> remember you  bwahhhhhaaaa
>
>
> sniggeringly
>
> Ron O'Fibber


I, they would. Twuz in them theer moments when they wrote Pussy Willow
Dream.Those wuz t'days, lad.There wuz this yan teim...in't back
room.....gang bang.....und wid....only yan french... letter...atween all
four uv em...und...ermm...
und that wuz when they found out what they were searching for? Sweets for my
Sweet and Reichenbaker un all thet.

Edith.

BTW Was Kim Wild in the film "The Commitments"???????

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
> >> >Just imagine. I fell down a hole and fractured me pipe! Nasty!
> >>
> >> Rex.
> >
> > Well, yer pip then, if that's how you want it.
> >
> > Edith
> >
>  Pips are things that inhabit apples.  And things you get on  - as in 'You
> get on my pip, gal!'
>
> Rex.


Cheeky B. I wouldn't get on your pip even if you paid me.

EEEERIKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Edith.

The Traveller wrote:

> "Norcot"  wrote in message
> news:tyFTe.4954$oq4.569@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
> 
>>"The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
>>
>>>>>Just imagine. I fell down a hole and fractured me pipe! Nasty!
>>>>
>>>>Rex.
>>>
>>>Well, yer pip then, if that's how you want it.
>>>
>>>Edith
>>>
>>
>> Pips are things that inhabit apples.  And things you get on  - as in 'You
>>get on my pip, gal!'
>>
>>Rex.
> 
> 
> Cheeky B. I wouldn't get on your pip even if you paid me.
> 
> EEEERIKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
> 
> Edith.
> 
> 

Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe

<sigh>

Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)



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"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message news:yNWdnZ->> Din be
> daft lass.. Hobbits aren`t real
> >>
> >> Ron Baggins
> >
> > THAT'S where you are wrong. I was married to one.
> >
> > Oh coughingly, Edith.
> >
> So he was very small, rather cuddly and had huge hairy feet, your husband?
> Hmm... not quite how I'd visualised him, actually...
>
> ally


No. No. You have to juggle your words around with the Norwegian ones. Hairy
nose-cuddled foot in mouth-not tall-that kind of thing-no end up.

Edith.

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>

>>
> Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe
>
> <sigh>
>
> Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)
>

  Me too - both of them. Maybe this next test match could do with such a 
streaker to liven it up.

Rex.

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> The Traveller wrote:
> > "Norcot"  wrote in message
> > news:tyFTe.4954$oq4.569@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
> >
> >>"The Traveller"  wrote in message >> >
> >>
> >>>>>Just imagine. I fell down a hole and fractured me pipe! Nasty!
> >>>>
> >>>>Rex.
> >>>
> >>>Well, yer pip then, if that's how you want it.
> >>>
> >>>Edith
> >>>
> >>
> >> Pips are things that inhabit apples.  And things you get on  - as in
'You
> >>get on my pip, gal!'
> >>
> >>Rex.
> >
> >
> > Cheeky B. I wouldn't get on your pip even if you paid me.
> >
> > EEEERIKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >
> Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe
>
> <sigh>
>
> Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)


Who datt?

Edith.

"The Traveller" > Cheeky B. I wouldn't get on your pip even if you paid me.

>
> EEEERIKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
>
> Edith.
>

  Which is highly unlikely -- me paying you, I mean.  You should be so 
lucky.

Rex.

Norcot wrote:

> "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
> 
>>Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe
>>
>><sigh>
>>
>>Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)
>>
> 
>   Me too - both of them. Maybe this next test match could do with such a 
> streaker to liven it up.
> 
> Rex. 
> 
> 

She's probly knocking on a bit now, she`ll trip hersen oop. Who do you 
suggest for the honour of a test match streak?  No not Edith, she`d tek 
her teeth oot too.



naturistically

Ron O'Garments (sans)

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"Norcot"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller" > Cheeky B. I wouldn't get on your pip even if you paid
me.
> >
> > EEEERIKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Edith.
> >
>   Which is highly unlikely -- me paying you, I mean.  You should be so
> lucky.
>
> Rex.


Oh, pip off.

Edith.

pst! Can you lend me a fiver?

The Traveller wrote:


> pst! Can you lend me a fiver?
> 
> 

A lady of the night acostted me one evening on my way home.. got a fiver 
for a short time? she asks

I avent ad a fiver for a long time I replies

Boom Boom

How about sick squid?

Naughtylessly

Ron O'Fathoms



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"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>

> She's probly knocking on a bit now, she`ll trip hersen oop. Who do you 
> suggest for the honour of a test match streak?


It would have to be Jordan - I believe in getting my money's worth.

Rex. Putting on his safety goggles.

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> Norcot wrote:
> > "Ron(UK)"  wrote in message >>
> >
> >>Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe
> >>
> >><sigh>
> >>
> >>Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)
> >>
> >
> >   Me too - both of them. Maybe this next test match could do with such a
> > streaker to liven it up.
> >
> > Rex.
> >
> >
> She's probly knocking on a bit now, she`ll trip hersen oop. Who do you
> suggest for the honour of a test match streak?  No not Edith, she`d tek
> her teeth oot too.
>
>
>
> naturistically
>
> Ron O'Garments (sans)
>
> I only popped in this newsgroup for a quicky and now I cant get oot!


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Help !!!!!!!!! roooooooooooooooofl. I'll
allow you a quick retreat. Go on then. Get home to your wives and put their
supper on.

Too late. You weren't quick enough.

Refareeingly,Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3o8kckF4m2ekU1@individual.net...
>>
>> "The Traveller"  wrote in message news:yNWdnZ->> Din be
>> daft lass.. Hobbits aren`t real
>> >>
>> >> Ron Baggins
>> >
>> > THAT'S where you are wrong. I was married to one.
>> >
>> > Oh coughingly, Edith.
>> >
>> So he was very small, rather cuddly and had huge hairy feet, your 
>> husband?
>> Hmm... not quite how I'd visualised him, actually...
>>
>> ally
>
> No. No. You have to juggle your words around with the Norwegian ones. 
> Hairy
> nose-cuddled foot in mouth-not tall-that kind of thing-no end up.
>

I see....

Um...

ally-glad-not-to-have-met-him

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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> >> "The Traveller"  wrote in message news:yNWdnZ->> Din
be
> >> daft lass.. Hobbits aren`t real
> >> >>
> >> >> Ron Baggins
> >> >
> >> > THAT'S where you are wrong. I was married to one.
> >> >
> >> > Oh coughingly, Edith.
> >> >
> >> So he was very small, rather cuddly and had huge hairy feet, your
> >> husband?
> >> Hmm... not quite how I'd visualised him, actually...
> >>
> >> ally
> >
> > No. No. You have to juggle your words around with the Norwegian ones.
> > Hairy
> > nose-cuddled foot in mouth-not tall-that kind of thing-no end up.
> >
> I see....
>
> Um...
>
> ally-glad-not-to-have-met-him


He would have fooled you same as he fooled everybody with his smile and
caring air, then I would here the key turn in the door. You've seen the film
"Gaslight"

Let's not talk about it, hey. My own fault. Sorry

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> I think growing up sleeping in damp icy beds in the after war years makes
> you either 'herdet' (Norwegian) or arthritississisy.
>

Did you have to resort to getting dressed under the bedclothes like we did 
sometimes? I remember laying my clothes out at the side of the bed the night 
before, so that when it was time to get up I could get dressed in bed where 
it was warm. I've known people to store their clothes between the blankets 
through the night: not only were they easily accessible the next day, they'd 
also be warm. (And probably a bit smelly, but nobody cared back then.)

ally

"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>> Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe
>>
>> <sigh>
>>
>> Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)
>
> Who datt?
>

http://www.streaking.co.uk/relatednewsericaroespecial.htm

Think you could fill her ... er... shoes, Edith?

ally

a l l y wrote:

> "The Traveller"  wrote in message 
> news:x8OdneAx-4dPsoLe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
> 
>>>Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe
>>>
>>><sigh>
>>>
>>>Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)
>>
>>Who datt?
>>
> 
> http://www.streaking.co.uk/relatednewsericaroespecial.htm
> 
> Think you could fill her ... er... shoes, Edith?
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

she`d ave to ave bloody big feet!

admiringly

Ron eyes O'stalks



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"a l l y"  wrote in message 
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>
> Did you have to resort to getting dressed under the bedclothes like we did 
> sometimes? I remember laying my clothes out at the side of the bed the 
> night before, so that when it was time to get up I could get dressed in 
> bed where it was warm. I've known people to store their clothes between 
> the blankets through the night: not only were they easily accessible the 
> next day, they'd also be warm. (And probably a bit smelly, but nobody 
> cared back then.)
>
> ally

 I definitely warmed my cloths in bed before putting them on. You could 
write your name in the frost patterns inside my bedrooom window. I know it 
sounds dramatic but the winters were harder. The river outside my window was 
tidal but it regularly froze over. Do any of you recall the winter of 1947?
Smelly, who was smelly? We had a bth every friday night whether we needed ot 
or not!

Rex Showing his age.

"Norcot"  wrote in message 
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message 
> news:3o8t3eF4ra6rU1@individual.net...
>>
>> Did you have to resort to getting dressed under the bedclothes like we 
>> did sometimes? I remember laying my clothes out at the side of the bed 
>> the night before, so that when it was time to get up I could get dressed 
>> in bed where it was warm. I've known people to store their clothes 
>> between the blankets through the night: not only were they easily 
>> accessible the next day, they'd also be warm. (And probably a bit smelly, 
>> but nobody cared back then.)
>>
>> ally
> I definitely warmed my cloths in bed before putting them on. You could 
> write your name in the frost patterns inside my bedrooom window. I know it 
> sounds dramatic but the winters were harder. The river outside my window 
> was tidal but it regularly froze over. Do any of you recall the winter of 
> 1947?
> Smelly, who was smelly? We had a bth every friday night whether we needed 
> ot or not!
>

No, thankfully I don't remember that far back, but my parents told me about 
that winter often enough. It was famous.

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:x8OdneAx-4dPsoLe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
> >> Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe
> >>
> >> <sigh>
> >>
> >> Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)
> >
> > Who datt?
> >
> http://www.streaking.co.uk/relatednewsericaroespecial.htm
>
> Think you could fill her ... er... shoes, Edith?
>
> ally


Not telling.

Edith Shynose.

"Ron(UK)"  wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> > news:x8OdneAx-4dPsoLe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
> >
> >>>Everytime I see the word Erika, I think of Erika Roe
> >>>
> >>><sigh>
> >>>
> >>>Ron  (just Ron.. nowt else)
> >>
> >>Who datt?
> >>
> >
> > http://www.streaking.co.uk/relatednewsericaroespecial.htm
> >
> > Think you could fill her ... er... shoes, Edith?
> >
> > ally
> >
> >
> she`d ave to ave bloody big feet!
>
> admiringly
>
> Ron eyes O'stalks


I've got just as much. Trouble is, it's spread out over the rest of me.

Dismayingly, Edith :0(

"a l l y" 

>> was tidal but it regularly froze over. Do any of you recall the winter of 
>> 1947?
>> Smelly, who was smelly? We had a bth every friday night whether we needed 
>> ot or not!
>>
> No, thankfully I don't remember that far back, but my parents told me 
> about that winter often enough. It was famous.
>
> ally

 Infamous! After the thaw we flooded in Spalding. We had four feet of water 
in the house. The mud stank!

Rex.

Norcot wrote:

> "a l l y"  wrote in message 
> news:3o8t3eF4ra6rU1@individual.net...
> 
>>Did you have to resort to getting dressed under the bedclothes like we did 
>>sometimes? I remember laying my clothes out at the side of the bed the 
>>night before, so that when it was time to get up I could get dressed in 
>>bed where it was warm. I've known people to store their clothes between 
>>the blankets through the night: not only were they easily accessible the 
>>next day, they'd also be warm. (And probably a bit smelly, but nobody 
>>cared back then.)
>>
>>ally
> 
>  I definitely warmed my cloths in bed before putting them on. You could 
> write your name in the frost patterns inside my bedrooom window. I know it 
> sounds dramatic but the winters were harder. The river outside my window was 
> tidal but it regularly froze over. Do any of you recall the winter of 1947?
> Smelly, who was smelly? We had a bth every friday night whether we needed ot 
> or not!
> 
> Rex Showing his age.
> 
> 

aye  kids today,  dont know tha born.

predictably

Ron (shoebox in't road) Tuthren the third (deceased)


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"a l l y"  wrote:


>
>"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
>news:psydnZ_YZuRzvILe4p2dnA@telenor.com...
>>
>> I think growing up sleeping in damp icy beds in the after war years makes
>> you either 'herdet' (Norwegian) or arthritississisy.
>>
>Did you have to resort to getting dressed under the bedclothes like we did 
>sometimes? I remember laying my clothes out at the side of the bed the night 
>before, so that when it was time to get up I could get dressed in bed where 
>it was warm. I've known people to store their clothes between the blankets 
>through the night: not only were they easily accessible the next day, they'd 
>also be warm. (And probably a bit smelly, but nobody cared back then.)
>
>ally 

Heh, I did that as a student, but I'd forgotten. 
I've lived in some chuffin' cold places!


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"Ron(UK)" >>  I definitely warmed my cloths in bed before putting them on. 
You could

>> write your name in the frost patterns inside my bedrooom window. I know 
>> it sounds dramatic but the winters were harder. The river outside my 
>> window was tidal but it regularly froze over. Do any of you recall the 
>> winter of 1947?
>> Smelly, who was smelly? We had a bth every friday night whether we needed 
>> ot or not!
>>
>> Rex Showing his age.
>>
>>
> aye  kids today,  dont know tha born.
>
> predictably
>
> Ron (shoebox in't road) Tuthren the third (deceased)
>
> Sorry about that outburst. Of course things are hard today (Well, 
> occasionally anyway!) It's just different things. More stress for a start. 
> I don't envy either of my daughters their lot these days.


Rex

"Norcot"  wrote in message
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> > Sorry about that outburst. Of course things are hard today (Well,
> > occasionally anyway!) It's just different things. More stress for a
start.
> > I don't envy either of my daughters their lot these days.
>
> Rex


Things will be even harder if the Red Arrows don't find the mystery plane.
D'yuh think he was a Frie, Rex, or perhaps a haunting, or even a terrorist?
Daren't even think about it.

Edith.

"The Traveller"  wrote


> Things will be even harder if the Red Arrows don't find the mystery plane.
> D'yuh think he was a Frie, Rex, or perhaps a haunting, or even a 
> terrorist?
> Daren't even think about it.
>
> Edith.
>

 I have heard no more about that incident, Edith. I'm sure the Rutland Times 
will put it on the
front page any week now.

Rex.

"Sleepalot"  wrote in message 
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> Heh, I did that as a student, but I'd forgotten.
> I've lived in some chuffin' cold places!
>

All the best people have.

ally

"Norcot"  wrote in message 
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote
>
>> Things will be even harder if the Red Arrows don't find the mystery 
>> plane.
>> D'yuh think he was a Frie, Rex, or perhaps a haunting, or even a 
>> terrorist?
>> Daren't even think about it.
>>
>> Edith.
>>
> I have heard no more about that incident, Edith. I'm sure the Rutland 
> Times will put it on the
> front page any week now.
>

They sound about as up-to-date as the West Cumbrian Gazette, our local free 
advertising rag.

About 15 months ago FoE were doing a bit of campaigning to get some plastics 
recycling started, and collected people's signatures which we put into 
plastic bottles (the message-in-a-bottle campaign or something). FoE are 
always coming up with these slightly naff publicity-seeking notions. 
Anyways, we had this big pile of plastic bottles with bits of paper inside, 
and took them along to the recycling area of Tesco's car park, where I took 
some photos of some of our campaigners surrounded by piles of bottles. We 
then sent the photos, along with a short press release, to the Gazette, who 
had actually asked for us to send both the story and the photo.

We heard no more.

A few months ago a plastic bottle recycling skip appeared at Tesco's, so we 
felt we had achieved something, even without the publicity photo. Hurrah.

And then a couple of weeks ago, there was obviously absolutely *no* local 
news at all, and someone on the Gazette staff must have been ratching about 
among old photos, because suddenly this old, out-of-date photo appeared in 
the paper! I haven't actually seen a copy myself, but I gather the story 
doesn't make a lot of sense either and the photo doesn't quite relate to the 
story they've written.

<sigh>

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message >>



> They sound about as up-to-date as the West Cumbrian Gazette, our local 
> free advertising rag.
>
> >The Rutland Times started as a freebie advertising sheet. It has now 
> >progressed to a proper weekly newspaper - well, that's the theory. Our 
> >local newsagent calls it the five minute wonder. After five minutes 
> >reading you've exhausted it and wonder why you bought it.


Rex

SNIP


> myself, but I gather the story doesn't make a lot of sense
> either and the photo doesn't quite relate to the story
> they've written. 
> 
> <sigh>
> 
> ally 


Proves you get what you pay for.

Johnny-expensive-by-the-hour

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