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PING: Tim S   
Dear Tim S,
    	    	
    	
It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
unique tastes as yourself. 

However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
recieve your gargantuan cock. 

I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think I'll
pass on said proposal all the same. 

You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the site
are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been entered, 
you stupid twunt. 

    	    	Yours sincerely,
    	    	    	    	    	Phil K.



-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Mon, 5 Sep 2005 15:58:48 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
05 Sep 2005... 


> Dear Tim S,
>                   
>          
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
> unique tastes as yourself. 
> 
> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
> 
> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
> 
> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
> entered, you stupid twunt. 
> 
>                   Yours sincerely,
>                                              Phil K.


ROFFLEAGICIOUS!

I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.

-- 
1>	Peter Parsnip
2>	Compliance
3>	Further compliance
4>	At the limit of compliance
5>	Non-compliant. As always.
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 07:50:37 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
05 Sep 2005... 


> Dear Tim S,
>                   
>          
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
> unique tastes as yourself. 
> 
> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
> 
> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
> 
> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
> entered, you stupid twunt. 
> 
>                   Yours sincerely,
>                                              Phil K.


ROFFLEAGICIOUS!

I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.

-- 
1>	Peter Parsnip
2>	Compliance
3>	Further compliance
4>	At the limit of compliance
5>	Non-compliant. As always.
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 07:50:37 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
05 Sep 2005... 


> Dear Tim S,
>                   
>          
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
> unique tastes as yourself. 
> 
> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
> 
> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
> 
> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
> entered, you stupid twunt. 
> 
>                   Yours sincerely,
>                                              Phil K.


ROFFLEAGICIOUS!

I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.

-- 
1>	Peter Parsnip
2>	Compliance
3>	Further compliance
4>	At the limit of compliance
5>	Non-compliant. As always.
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 07:50:37 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
05 Sep 2005... 


> Dear Tim S,
>                   
>          
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
> unique tastes as yourself. 
> 
> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
> 
> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
> 
> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
> entered, you stupid twunt. 
> 
>                   Yours sincerely,
>                                              Phil K.


ROFFLEAGICIOUS!

I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.

-- 
1>	Peter Parsnip
2>	Compliance
3>	Further compliance
4>	At the limit of compliance
5>	Non-compliant. As always.
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 07:50:37 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Peter Parsnip wrote:

> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
> 
>>Dear Tim S,
>>                  
>>         
>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>
>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>
>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>
>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>
>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>                                             Phil K.
> 
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 

Kill filed!
Date:Tue, 06 Sep 2005 14:37:50 +0100   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
05 Sep 2005... 


> Dear Tim S,
>                   
>          
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
> unique tastes as yourself. 
> 
> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
> 
> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
> 
> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
> entered, you stupid twunt. 
> 
>                   Yours sincerely,
>                                              Phil K.


ROFFLEAGICIOUS!

I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.

-- 
1>	Peter Parsnip
2>	Compliance
3>	Further compliance
4>	At the limit of compliance
5>	Non-compliant. As always.
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 07:50:37 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Nick  verbally sodomised  in
news:431d9bac$0$32182$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net: 


> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 05 Sep 2005... 
>> 
>> 
>>>Dear Tim S,
>>>                  
>>>         
>>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>>
>>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>>
>>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>>
>>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>>
>>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>>                                             Phil K.
>> 
>> 
>> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
>> 
>> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
>> 
> Kill filed!
> 


Nicked!

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 15:58:55 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
peterparsnip@gmail.com (Peter Parsnip) verbally sodomised  in
news:dfjhoc$eki$4@pookiehead.databasix.com: 


> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
>> Dear Tim S,
>>                   
>>          
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>> unique tastes as yourself. 
>> 
>> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>> 
>> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>> 
>> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>> entered, you stupid twunt. 
>> 
>>                   Yours sincerely,
>>                                              Phil K.
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 


Forget your Mickey-Mouse software firewalls such as Zone 
Alarm, as such routers will run NAT (Network Address Translation) and an
SPI firewall which will prevent all but the seriously determined hacker
getting through to you. 

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 16:02:06 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Peter Parsnip wrote:

> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
> 
>>Dear Tim S,
>>                  
>>         
>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>
>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>
>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>
>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>
>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>                                             Phil K.
> 
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 

Kill filed!
Date:Tue, 06 Sep 2005 14:37:50 +0100   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Nick  verbally sodomised  in
news:431d9bac$0$32182$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net: 


> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 05 Sep 2005... 
>> 
>> 
>>>Dear Tim S,
>>>                  
>>>         
>>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>>
>>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>>
>>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>>
>>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>>
>>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>>                                             Phil K.
>> 
>> 
>> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
>> 
>> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
>> 
> Kill filed!
> 


Nicked!

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 15:58:55 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
peterparsnip@gmail.com (Peter Parsnip) verbally sodomised  in
news:dfjhoc$eki$4@pookiehead.databasix.com: 


> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
>> Dear Tim S,
>>                   
>>          
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>> unique tastes as yourself. 
>> 
>> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>> 
>> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>> 
>> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>> entered, you stupid twunt. 
>> 
>>                   Yours sincerely,
>>                                              Phil K.
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 


Forget your Mickey-Mouse software firewalls such as Zone 
Alarm, as such routers will run NAT (Network Address Translation) and an
SPI firewall which will prevent all but the seriously determined hacker
getting through to you. 

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 16:02:06 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Peter Parsnip wrote:

> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
> 
>>Dear Tim S,
>>                  
>>         
>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>
>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>
>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>
>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>
>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>                                             Phil K.
> 
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 

Kill filed!
Date:Tue, 06 Sep 2005 14:37:50 +0100   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Nick  verbally sodomised  in
news:431d9bac$0$32182$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net: 


> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 05 Sep 2005... 
>> 
>> 
>>>Dear Tim S,
>>>                  
>>>         
>>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>>
>>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>>
>>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>>
>>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>>
>>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>>                                             Phil K.
>> 
>> 
>> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
>> 
>> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
>> 
> Kill filed!
> 


Nicked!

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 15:58:55 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
peterparsnip@gmail.com (Peter Parsnip) verbally sodomised  in
news:dfjhoc$eki$4@pookiehead.databasix.com: 


> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
>> Dear Tim S,
>>                   
>>          
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>> unique tastes as yourself. 
>> 
>> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>> 
>> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>> 
>> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>> entered, you stupid twunt. 
>> 
>>                   Yours sincerely,
>>                                              Phil K.
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 


Forget your Mickey-Mouse software firewalls such as Zone 
Alarm, as such routers will run NAT (Network Address Translation) and an
SPI firewall which will prevent all but the seriously determined hacker
getting through to you. 

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 16:02:06 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...

>
>
> Dear Tim S,
>
>
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.


I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.


-- 
Beav

Reply to "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious 
changes)
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:35:33 +0100   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Beav"  verbally sodomised  in
news:11hrrsbecl7amdc@news.supernews.com: 


> 
> "Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
> news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>>
>>
>> Dear Tim S,
>>
>>
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.
> 
> I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.
> 
> 


Take a guess.

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:15:59 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...

>
>
> Dear Tim S,
>
>
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.


I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.


-- 
Beav

Reply to "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious 
changes)
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:35:33 +0100   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Beav"  verbally sodomised  in
news:11hrrsbecl7amdc@news.supernews.com: 


> 
> "Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
> news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>>
>>
>> Dear Tim S,
>>
>>
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.
> 
> I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.
> 
> 


Take a guess.

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:15:59 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...

>
>
> Dear Tim S,
>
>
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.


I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.


-- 
Beav

Reply to "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious 
changes)
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:35:33 +0100   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Peter Parsnip wrote:

> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
> 
>>Dear Tim S,
>>                  
>>         
>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>
>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>
>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>
>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>
>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>                                             Phil K.
> 
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 

Kill filed!
Date:Tue, 06 Sep 2005 14:37:50 +0100   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Nick  verbally sodomised  in
news:431d9bac$0$32182$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net: 


> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 05 Sep 2005... 
>> 
>> 
>>>Dear Tim S,
>>>                  
>>>         
>>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>>
>>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>>
>>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>>
>>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>>
>>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>>                                             Phil K.
>> 
>> 
>> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
>> 
>> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
>> 
> Kill filed!
> 


Nicked!

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 15:58:55 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
peterparsnip@gmail.com (Peter Parsnip) verbally sodomised  in
news:dfjhoc$eki$4@pookiehead.databasix.com: 


> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
>> Dear Tim S,
>>                   
>>          
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>> unique tastes as yourself. 
>> 
>> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>> 
>> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>> 
>> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>> entered, you stupid twunt. 
>> 
>>                   Yours sincerely,
>>                                              Phil K.
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 


Forget your Mickey-Mouse software firewalls such as Zone 
Alarm, as such routers will run NAT (Network Address Translation) and an
SPI firewall which will prevent all but the seriously determined hacker
getting through to you. 

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 16:02:06 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Beav"  verbally sodomised  in
news:11hrrsbecl7amdc@news.supernews.com: 


> 
> "Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
> news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>>
>>
>> Dear Tim S,
>>
>>
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.
> 
> I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.
> 
> 


Take a guess.

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:15:59 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...

>
>
> Dear Tim S,
>
>
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.


I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.


-- 
Beav

Reply to "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious 
changes)
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:35:33 +0100   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Beav"  verbally sodomised  in
news:11hrrsbecl7amdc@news.supernews.com: 


> 
> "Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
> news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>>
>>
>> Dear Tim S,
>>
>>
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.
> 
> I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.
> 
> 


Take a guess.

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:15:59 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Peter Parsnip wrote:

> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
> 
>>Dear Tim S,
>>                  
>>         
>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>
>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>
>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>
>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>
>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>                                             Phil K.
> 
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 

Kill filed!
Date:Tue, 06 Sep 2005 14:37:50 +0100   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
Nick  verbally sodomised  in
news:431d9bac$0$32182$892e7fe2@authen.white.readfreenews.net: 


> Peter Parsnip wrote:
>> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 05 Sep 2005... 
>> 
>> 
>>>Dear Tim S,
>>>                  
>>>         
>>>It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>>>Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>>>should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>>>a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>>>you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>>>unique tastes as yourself. 
>>>
>>>However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>>>downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>>>recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>>>
>>>I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>>>I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>>>
>>>You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>>>site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>>>entered, you stupid twunt. 
>>>
>>>                  Yours sincerely,
>>>                                             Phil K.
>> 
>> 
>> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
>> 
>> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
>> 
> Kill filed!
> 


Nicked!

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 15:58:55 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: PING: Tim S   
peterparsnip@gmail.com (Peter Parsnip) verbally sodomised  in
news:dfjhoc$eki$4@pookiehead.databasix.com: 


> Be still! and revere Phillip Kyle, who blessed us with their presence on
> 05 Sep 2005... 
> 
>> Dear Tim S,
>>                   
>>          
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you 
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people. It's always
>> a mistake to assume a complete stranger (although I'm specualting
>> you want us to become much closer) has the same kind of, er,
>> unique tastes as yourself. 
>> 
>> However in this case I'm afraid you are mistaken. Please don't be
>> downhearted, I'm sure one day you will find someone quite willing to
>> recieve your gargantuan cock. 
>> 
>> I must say "cunthead" is a very good idea for a password, but I think
>> I'll pass on said proposal all the same. 
>> 
>> You might also want to note that the IP's of people signing up to the
>> site are recorded and then e-mailed to the address which has been
>> entered, you stupid twunt. 
>> 
>>                   Yours sincerely,
>>                                              Phil K.
> 
> ROFFLEAGICIOUS!
> 
> I hope he hace a good firewall. ZoneAlarm just don't cut it no more.
> 


Forget your Mickey-Mouse software firewalls such as Zone 
Alarm, as such routers will run NAT (Network Address Translation) and an
SPI firewall which will prevent all but the seriously determined hacker
getting through to you. 

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 16:02:06 +0000 (UTC)   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...

>
>
> Dear Tim S,
>
>
> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.


I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.


-- 
Beav

Reply to "beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com" (with the obvious 
changes)
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:35:33 +0100   Author:  

Re: Tim S   
"Beav"  verbally sodomised  in
news:11hrrsbecl7amdc@news.supernews.com: 


> 
> "Phillip Kyle"  wrote in message 
> news:dfhpvo$frf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>>
>>
>> Dear Tim S,
>>
>>
>> It's not that I don't appreciate your attempt to sign me up as a
>> Gargantuan Cocks website member (no pun intended), but I think you
>> should find other, healthier, ways of meating people.
> 
> I fucking hope that was a Feudian slip.
> 
> 


Take a guess.

-- 
Phil Kyle  
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness 
to continue to criticise your sig 
is infinite." -- Neil Barker
Date:Tue, 6 Sep 2005 20:15:59 +0000 (UTC)   Author: