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I am an asshole   
I am the absolute asshole.

I want you Ross.

I need to eat Ross and his little dogbox.

I am Chippy and I have a Henry Law fetish.

I am Chippy and I am scared of ASCII art.

Good to be of service said the young Chippy,
As you know I'm a total twat and I think I'm a hippy
You should ask me one day if I want to be with Ross.

Chippy chippy is a hippy and he smells.
Hi everyone, I'm chippy and I'm a twat
I think you should know that I'm coming out the "closet"
Piss off you anti-Henrys,
Please spare him a thought,
You should know that I love him

By Chippy the bastard
Date:4 Sep 2005 12:36:13 -0700   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
Chippy wrote:


> I am the absolute asshole.
>
> I want you Ross.
>
> I need to eat Ross and his little dogbox.
>
> I am Chippy and I have a Henry Law fetish.
>
> I am Chippy and I am scared of ASCII art.
>
> Good to be of service said the young Chippy,
> As you know I'm a total twat and I think I'm a hippy
> You should ask me one day if I want to be with Ross.
>
> Chippy chippy is a hippy and he smells.
> Hi everyone, I'm chippy and I'm a twat
> I think you should know that I'm coming out the "closet"
> Piss off you anti-Henrys,
> Please spare him a thought,
> You should know that I love him
> 
> By Chippy the bastard


Ah, bless - the sincerest form of flattery.
Date:4 Sep 2005 13:03:05 -0700   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
wrote in message 
news:1125862573.360294.97890@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...

Posted via GoogleGroups
Date:Sun, 04 Sep 2005 20:18:06 GMT   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
turbo wrote:

> wrote in message 
>news:1125862573.360294.97890@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>
>Posted via GoogleGroups 


So? The headers show it was posted from a BT Broadband account, whilst
the 'real' Chippy we all know and killfile is an AOL user, and knows
how to spell 'arsehole' properly. :)


Neil Sunderland
-- 
Braunton, Devon
Please observe the Reply-To address.

NP: Kings Of Leon - Genius (from the album 'Youth and Young Manhood')
Date:Sun, 04 Sep 2005 20:46:50 GMT   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
"Chippy"  wrote: 


> Ah, bless - the sincerest form of flattery.


                    /|  /|      _____________________
                    ||__||     |                     |
                   /   O O\__  |    PLEASE DO NOT    |
                  /          \ |   FEED THE TROLLS   |
                 /      \     \|_____________________|
                /   _    \     \      ||
               /    |\____\     \     ||
              /     | | | |\____/     ||
             /       \|_|_|/   |     _||
            /  /  \            |____| ||
           /   |   |           |      --|
           |   |   |           |____  --|
    * _    |  |_|_|_|          |     \-/
*-- _--\ _ \                  |      ||
   /  _     \\        |        /      `
*  /   \_ /- |       |       |
   *      ___ C_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
Date:Mon, 5 Sep 2005 12:00:03 +0200 (CEST)   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
"Chippy"  wrote: 


> I am the absolute asshole.
> I want you Ross.
> I need to eat Ross and his little dogbox.
> I am Chippy and I have a Henry Law fetish.
> I am Chippy and I am scared of ASCII art.
> Good to be of service said the young Chippy,
> As you know I'm a total twat and I think I'm a hippy
> You should ask me one day if I want to be with Ross.


                    /|  /|      _____________________
                    ||__||     |                     |
                   /   O O\__  |    PLEASE DO NOT    |
                  /          \ |   FEED THE TROLLS   |
                 /      \     \|_____________________|
                /   _    \     \      ||
               /    |\____\     \     ||
              /     | | | |\____/     ||
             /       \|_|_|/   |     _||
            /  /  \            |____| ||
           /   |   |           |      --|
           |   |   |           |____  --|
    * _    |  |_|_|_|          |     \-/
*-- _--\ _ \                  |      ||
   /  _     \\        |        /      `
*  /   \_ /- |       |       |
   *      ___ C_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
Date:Mon, 05 Sep 2005 17:00:05 +0200   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
"Chippy"  wrote: 


> I am the absolute asshole.
> I want you Ross.
> I need to eat Ross and his little dogbox.
> I am Chippy and I have a Henry Law fetish.
> I am Chippy and I am scared of ASCII art.
> Good to be of service said the young Chippy,
> As you know I'm a total twat and I think I'm a hippy
> You should ask me one day if I want to be with Ross.


                    /|  /|      _____________________
                    ||__||     |                     |
                   /   O O\__  |    PLEASE DO NOT    |
                  /          \ |   FEED THE TROLLS   |
                 /      \     \|_____________________|
                /   _    \     \      ||
               /    |\____\     \     ||
              /     | | | |\____/     ||
             /       \|_|_|/   |     _||
            /  /  \            |____| ||
           /   |   |           |      --|
           |   |   |           |____  --|
    * _    |  |_|_|_|          |     \-/
*-- _--\ _ \                  |      ||
   /  _     \\        |        /      `
*  /   \_ /- |       |       |
   *      ___ C_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________
Date:Mon, 5 Sep 2005 18:20:02 +0200 (CEST)   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
"Chippy"  wrote in message 
news:1125862573.360294.97890@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...

>I am the absolute asshole.


<snip>

Some things never change, eh ;)
-- 
Michael Rodgers, Plymouth UK
Date:Wed, 7 Sep 2005 01:36:35 +0100   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
I have not read through this thread so I plead forgiveness if the following
has been referred to before. If there is a desire to use vulgarities at
least spell it correctly viz a-r-s-e-h-o-l-e. I often wonder how Americans
pronounce a-r-e . Can some linguist give us guidance?At the same time
perhaps the same person could explain how an innocent quadruped - an ass -
became associated with the general area of the rectal orrifice?

MJW
Date:Wed, 7 Sep 2005 21:32:48 +0100   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
"M.J.Whitson"  wrote in message
news:dfq9im$sv7$2$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk...

> If there is a desire to use vulgarities at
> least spell it correctly viz a-r-s-e-h-o-l-e.


Arsehole and asshole are two different words with the same definition. The
former is an almost exclusively British usage, whilst the latter is popular
in America but is spreading overseas.


>I often wonder how Americans
> pronounce a-r-e .


The pronounce it "are" pretty much as we do. But they pronounce "ass" to
rhyme with how us northerners pronounce "glass".


>Can some linguist give us guidance?At the same time
> perhaps the same person could explain how an innocent quadruped - an ass -
> became associated with the general area of the rectal orrifice?


It is only the Americans who confused asses with arses. We kept a separate
word for the rear-end.


-- 
Ronnie
--
Have a great day...
....Have a Great Central day.
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Date:Fri, 9 Sep 2005 04:51:47 +0100   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   
Ronnie Clark wrote:

> "M.J.Whitson"  wrote in message
> news:dfq9im$sv7$2$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk...
> > If there is a desire to use vulgarities at
> > least spell it correctly viz a-r-s-e-h-o-l-e.
>
> Arsehole and asshole are two different words with the same definition. The
> former is an almost exclusively British usage, whilst the latter is popular
> in America but is spreading overseas.
>
> >I often wonder how Americans
> > pronounce a-r-e .
>
> The pronounce it "are" pretty much as we do. But they pronounce "ass" to
> rhyme with how us northerners pronounce "glass".
>
> >Can some linguist give us guidance?At the same time
> > perhaps the same person could explain how an innocent quadruped - an ass -
> > became associated with the general area of the rectal orrifice?
>
> It is only the Americans who confused asses with arses. We kept a separate
> word for the rear-end.
>
>


So this must have been written by an American:

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass
But it's not what you think
Round, dimpled and pink
It was brown, had long ears and ate grass.

:-)

Andy Kirkham
Date:9 Sep 2005 02:05:32 -0700   Author:  

Re: I am an asshole   

> >
> >
>
> So this must have been written by an American:
>
> There was a young girl from Madras
> Who had a most beautiful ass
> But it's not what you think
> Round, dimpled and pink
> It was brown, had long ears and ate grass.
>
> :-)
>
> Andy Kirkham


I understand that the Indians for some reason recently have changed the name
of Madras so your enchanting little rhyme has been made redundant - a pity

MJW

>
Date:Fri, 9 Sep 2005 21:44:56 +0100   Author: