I am looking for a toilet with a built-in bidet type outlet for washing ones 
backside afterwards.  I have heard to the Geberit but that has too many 
functions - I just want something simple.

Has anyone heard of these?

Sidkney

SidKnee wrote:

> I am looking for a toilet with a built-in bidet type outlet for washing ones 
> backside afterwards.  I have heard to the Geberit but that has too many 
> functions - I just want something simple.
> 
> Has anyone heard of these?
> 
> Sidkney 
> 
> 


This reminded me of the first time I came across one of these, in a 
Tokyo Hotel. Here's a cautionary tail.
I was fascinated by this gadget lurking under the loo seat so decided to 
stand with one foot on either side of the seat so I could see whatever 
was going to happen and pressed some buttons on the (impressive) control 
panel. After a few hums and buzzes a nozzle slowly appeared from the 
back of the seat and stopped in what would I suppose have been the 
relevant position and then a surprisingly powerful jet of water appeared 
out of it. Now, remember that I am stood on the loo seat with the 
bathroom door open. The jet of water was powerful enough to arc through 
the air, out of the bathroom and soak the top part of the bed in the 
time that it took me to bend down and press buttons at random until it 
stopped. If I'd been sat on it I think the jet might have been powerful 
enough to come out of my mouth!
Once I'd stopped cursing and laughing I cautiously experimented and 
found that various buttons either made the nozzle oscillate, or varied 
the pressure or varied the temperature.
Make sure you opt for a simple one with instructions in English :-)

Dave

I was fascinated by this gadget lurking under the loo seat so decided to
stand with one foot on either side of the seat so I could see whatever
was going to happen

Yeah Dave, we believe you (and so did the hotel staff, i'm sure)



lol

Kevin Brady wrote:

> I was fascinated by this gadget lurking under the loo seat so decided to
> stand with one foot on either side of the seat so I could see whatever
> was going to happen
> 
> Yeah Dave, we believe you (and so did the hotel staff, i'm sure)
> 
> 
> 
> lol 
> 
> 

'onest guv, it's strange but true!

Dave

On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:20:58 GMT, "SidKnee"
 wrote:


>I am looking for a toilet with a built-in bidet type outlet for washing ones 
>backside afterwards.  I have heard to the Geberit but that has too many 
>functions - I just want something simple.
>


Simple, we got...


>Has anyone heard of these?
>


You might care to look here.

www.microshower.co.uk

About 25 quid apparently. 

Apparently very handy for cleaning up after "Quickies".  8 -)

Read right through the site for more information than you probably
really wanted to know. 

What I would ask given its intended application, is how it meets the
water regs.

DG (No connection BTW.)

Derek ^ wrote:

> www.microshower.co.uk


Mmm, lovely.

"Many sufferers of common complaints, who would be able to attend work 
normally if they had MicroShowers in the work toilets, ask their 
employers to have them installed."

Owain

Derek ^ wrote:

> On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:20:58 GMT, "SidKnee"
>  wrote:
>
> >I am looking for a toilet with a built-in bidet type outlet for washing ones
> >backside afterwards.  I have heard to the Geberit but that has too many
> >functions - I just want something simple.
> >
>
> Simple, we got...
>
> >Has anyone heard of these?
> >
>
> You might care to look here.
>
> www.microshower.co.uk
>
> About 25 quid apparently.
>
> Apparently very handy for cleaning up after "Quickies".  8 -)
>
> Read right through the site for more information than you probably
> really wanted to know.
>
> What I would ask given its intended application, is how it meets the
> water regs.
>
> DG (No connection BTW.)


Given that you apply it upside down, won't the dirty water head back
onto the shower head for the next person to enjoy?

On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:27:18 +0100, Owain
 wrote:


>Derek ^ wrote:
>> www.microshower.co.uk
>
>Mmm, lovely.
>
>"Many sufferers of common complaints, who would be able to attend work 
>normally if they had MicroShowers in the work toilets, ask their 
>employers to have them installed."
>
>Owain



I certainly don't believe the line that it won't feel cold even though
it connects to the cistern inlet.

"There's Klingons on the starboard bow, captain!"


-- 

..andy

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On 3 Sep 2005 14:32:47 -0700, daddyfreddy@gmail.com wrote:


>
>Given that you apply it upside down, won't the dirty water head back
>onto the shower head for the next person to enjoy?


How would any body really know for certain that the previous user
hadn't dropped it in the "Toilet Water"?

DG

Derek ^ wrote:

> How would any body really know for certain that the previous user
> hadn't dropped it in the "Toilet Water"?


Or even used it for more "internal purposes"?

Owain

I'm just back from Japan where it's common in hotels to have a toilet unit 
that will wash (and on some models) blow-dry your backside.  It's basically 
a seat unit withs a control panel, it heats the water before it let's you 
turn it on then you can control pressure of spray, there's also a bidet 
function.  It squirts from back of bowl so dirty water doesn't drip onto the 
nozzle.  I tried to find one to fit as a feature at home but they only seem 
to be available for 120V and didn't fancy installing a big transformer in 
the bathroom!  Also a bit pricey - http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html

Anyway, I only came on here to find some instructions for changing a tap 
washer, so I'll leave you to your thread now.

Just


"Owain"  wrote in message 
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> Derek ^ wrote:
>> How would any body really know for certain that the previous user
>> hadn't dropped it in the "Toilet Water"?
>
> Or even used it for more "internal purposes"?
>
> Owain
>