I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a 
high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as 
though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best 
polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those 
amazing results.
-- 
Oscar

"Oscar fabricant"  wrote in message
news:ilp6WfA79jCDFwxh@walkhouse.demon.co.uk...

> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
> amazing results.


Farecla G10 and a proper polisher, then lots of elbow grease with G10, and
then glaze, and then wax.

Oscar fabricant (ramjaminn1@hotmail.com) gurgled happily, sounding much 
like they were saying :


> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a 
> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as 
> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best 
> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those 
> amazing results.


"You can't polish a..."

>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
>> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
>> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
>> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
>> amazing results.
>
> "You can't polish a..."


Vectra.

-- 
Peter

"You're not a real UKRCMer until you've had your big end bearings go."

AstraVanMan (Peter@Whataloadofforeskinbollocks.co.uk) gurgled happily, 
sounding much like they were saying :


>>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
>>> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
>>> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
>>> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
>>> amazing results.

>> "You can't polish a..."

> Vectra.


*ding*

> "You can't polish a..."


LOL

Actually, I think you`ll find you can...

http://www.coprolites.com/
http://www.stonesbones.com/dung3.htm

The message 
from Oscar fabricant  contains these words:


> The only thing that can't be polished is your mum's cunt but with the 
> limitations you have I'm not at all surprised !!


Well, there goes any chance of much help from this group!

-- 
Skipweasel.
In the beginning was the word.
And the word was Aardvark.

In message , Guy King 
 writes

>The message 
>from Oscar fabricant  contains these words:
>
>> The only thing that can't be polished is your mum's cunt but with the
>> limitations you have I'm not at all surprised !!
>
>Well, there goes any chance of much help from this group!
>

What a blinkered and selfish attitude. There are still people in this 
group prepared to help.

Oscar, if your reading this, the stuff you need is called "Carborundum 
paste" and is best applied with a Scotchbrite pad. This will give you a 
finish that you and your friends will look at in amazement.

-- 
Paul Giverin

British Jet Engine Website    http://www.britjet.co.uk

The message 
from Paul Giverin  contains these words:


> Oscar, if your reading this, the stuff you need is called "Carborundum 
> paste" and is best applied with a Scotchbrite pad. This will give you a 
> finish that you and your friends will look at in amazement.


Will it help me get cake and coffee mixture off my monitor?

-- 
Skipweasel.
In the beginning was the word.
And the word was Aardvark.

Oscar fabricant wrote:

> 
> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
> amazing results.
> --
> Oscar


But even with your car is polished, it's a shame that Vauxhall have
misspelled the word 'Vector'.

"Guy King"  wrote in message 
news:3130303034323739430B86FE45@zetnet.co.uk...

> The message 
> from Paul Giverin  contains these words:
>
>> Oscar, if your reading this, the stuff you need is called "Carborundum
>> paste" and is best applied with a Scotchbrite pad. This will give you a
>> finish that you and your friends will look at in amazement.
>
> Will it help me get cake and coffee mixture off my monitor?
>

When I was in the ATC we told one lad that the best way to get a good shine 
on your boots was to use one of those suede cleaning wire brushes. Silly sod 
believed us too.

-- 
Malc

"Your mother can't climb stairs"
Dalek playground taunt

The message <xNLOe.94972$G8.84844@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>
from "Malc"  contains these words:


> When I was in the ATC we told one lad that the best way to get a good shine 
> on your boots was to use one of those suede cleaning wire brushes.
> Silly sod 
> believed us too.


I told a bloke off for using a pair of fine wire cutting snips to cut
his nose hair. He grumbled about haing to use something so I told him to
hold a lighted match under his nostrils.

Next morning he came in mouth-breating with an elastoplast over his septum.

-- 
Skipweasel.
In the beginning was the word.
And the word was Aardvark.

"Guy King"  wrote in message 
news:3130303034323739430B9B6820@zetnet.co.uk...

> The message <xNLOe.94972$G8.84844@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>
> from "Malc"  contains these 
> words:
>
>> When I was in the ATC we told one lad that the best way to get a good 
>> shine
>> on your boots was to use one of those suede cleaning wire brushes.
>> Silly sod
>> believed us too.
>
> I told a bloke off for using a pair of fine wire cutting snips to cut
> his nose hair. He grumbled about haing to use something so I told him to
> hold a lighted match under his nostrils.
>
> Next morning he came in mouth-breating with an elastoplast over his 
> septum.
>

Cloff please.
-- 
Malc

"Your mother can't climb stairs"
Dalek playground taunt

In article , Paul Giverin 
 writes

>In message , Guy King 
> writes
>>The message 
>>from Oscar fabricant  contains these words:
>>
>>> The only thing that can't be polished is your mum's cunt but with the
>>> limitations you have I'm not at all surprised !!
>>
>>Well, there goes any chance of much help from this group!
>>
>What a blinkered and selfish attitude. There are still people in this 
>group prepared to help.
>
>Oscar, if your reading this, the stuff you need is called "Carborundum 
>paste" and is best applied with a Scotchbrite pad. This will give you a 
>finish that you and your friends will look at in amazement.
>

Paul
  Ever tried using that stuff on your mother's cunt ? It might help to 
relax her. Try it the next time she is relaxed. Any help you require 
from me in that department will be offered professionally  and FOC.
-- 
Oscar fabricant

Oscar fabricant wrote:

(warning, link may be offensive)

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.adverts.personals/browse_frm/thread/689fd241be5ccf3d/7619529107cb82ec?lnk=st&q=author:oscar+author:fabricant&rnum=4&hl=en#7619529107cb82ec

go back to your perverse little world...


-- 
re-configure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion

> > Oscar, if your reading this, the stuff you need is called "Carborundum 
> > paste" and is best applied with a Scotchbrite pad. This will give you a 
> > finish that you and your friends will look at in amazement.
> Will it help me get cake and coffee mixture off my monitor?


Sure, just apply in the normal way, small circular motions

> But even with your car is polished, it's a shame that Vauxhall have
> misspelled the word 'Vector'.


You mean "Victor" ?

Colin Wilson wrote:

>> But even with your car is polished, it's a shame that Vauxhall have
>> misspelled the word 'Vector'.
>
> You mean "Victor" ?



 Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?


-- 
re-configure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion

> > But even with your car is polished, it's a shame that Vauxhall have
> > misspelled the word 'Vector'.
> You mean "Victor" ?


Speaking of which, the model in this pic would get a lot of poke...

http://www.philseed.com/vx-magnum.html

In message , Oscar fabricant 
 writes

>>
>Paul
> Ever tried using that stuff on your mother's cunt ? It might help to 
>relax her. Try it the next time she is relaxed. Any help you require 
>from me in that department will be offered professionally  and FOC.


No problem. Necrophilia isn't everyone's cup of tea but if that's what 
floats your boat, I'll tell you where you can find her.


-- 
Paul Giverin

British Jet Engine Website    http://www.britjet.co.uk

> (warning, link may be offensive)
> http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.adverts.personals/browse_frm/thread/689fd241be5ccf3d/7619529107cb82ec?lnk=st&q=author:oscar+author:fabricant&rnum=4&hl=en#7619529107cb82ec


bwahahahahahaha

> >> misspelled the word 'Vector'.
> > You mean "Victor" ?
>  Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
> Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
> Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
> Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
> Tower voice: Roger.
> Roger Murdock: Huh?
> Tower voice: Roger, over.
> Roger Murdock: Huh?
> Captain Oveur: Huh?


Cigarette ?

Yes - I know.

The message 
from Colin Wilson  contains these words:


> Sure, just apply in the normal way, small circular motions


Dunno if Oscar can spare any of his small circular motions.

-- 
Skipweasel.
In the beginning was the word.
And the word was Aardvark.

The message 
from Colin Wilson  contains these words:


> > But even with your car is polished, it's a shame that Vauxhall have
> > misspelled the word 'Vector'.

> You mean "Victor" ?


"I don't /belieeeeeve/ it's a car!"

-- 
Skipweasel.
In the beginning was the word.
And the word was Aardvark.

Guy King (guy.king@zetnet.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like they 
were saying :


>> > But even with your car is polished, it's a shame that Vauxhall have
>> > misspelled the word 'Vector'.

>> You mean "Victor" ?

> "I don't /belieeeeeve/ it's a car!"


I can't believe it's not better.

Oscar fabricant (ramjaminn1@hotmail.com) gurgled happily, sounding much 
like they were saying :


>   Ever tried using that stuff on your mother's cunt ? It might help to 
> relax her. Try it the next time she is relaxed. Any help you require 
> from me in that department will be offered professionally  and FOC.


You really do know how to win friends and influence people, don't you?

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Oscar fabricant
 saying something like:


>>"You can't polish a..."
>Why don't you keep the fuck out of this if you do not have enough 
>language to say anything useful ?


Hahahaaha....

Strike!
-- 

Dave
SE6a

"Colin Wilson"  wrote in message
news:MPG.1d75a423e6bc060498b369@news.individual.net...

> Speaking of which, the model in this pic would get a lot of poke...
>
> http://www.philseed.com/vx-magnum.html


She's probably in her 50s now, mind. (Not that it automatically rules
anything out. I'll stop now.)

In article , 
Adrian  writes

>Oscar fabricant (ramjaminn1@hotmail.com) gurgled happily, sounding much
>like they were saying :
>
>>>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
>>>> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
>>>> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
>>>> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
>>>> amazing results.
>
>>>"You can't polish a..."
>
>> Why don't you keep the fuck out of this if you do not have enough
>> language to say anything useful ?
>
><blows kiss>
>
>I'm not the one worrying about polishing a 6yo Vectra, ffs.

The only thing that can't be polished is your mum's cunt but with the 
limitations you have I'm not at all surprised !!
-- 
Oscar

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Oscar fabricant
 saying something like:


> Ever tried using that stuff on your mother's cunt ? 


That's twice you've been on about other's mothers' cunts. Fixation, is
it? May I point you towards www.milf.com ?
-- 

Dave
SE6a

Oscar fabricant wrote:

> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
> amazing results.


I wash my car with plain water, and put some turtle wax polish on it
every few months.  There aren't many cars that match the shine on mine,
even brand new ones look dull parked next to mine.  I think the Turtle
wax stuff is an 'extreme' something or other, but I don't think they
sell that one anymore.  The polish only seems to make a small
difference to the shine.

In article , 
petermcmillan_uk@yahoo.com writes

>
>Oscar fabricant wrote:
>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
>> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
>> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
>> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
>> amazing results.
>
>I wash my car with plain water, and put some turtle wax polish on it
>every few months.  There aren't many cars that match the shine on mine,
>even brand new ones look dull parked next to mine.  I think the Turtle
>wax stuff is an 'extreme' something or other, but I don't think they
>sell that one anymore.  The polish only seems to make a small
>difference to the shine.
>

Thanks for your helpful advice Peter.
-- 
Oscar fabricant

In article , 
Adrian  writes

>Oscar fabricant (ramjaminn1@hotmail.com) gurgled happily, sounding much
>like they were saying :
>
>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
>> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
>> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
>> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
>> amazing results.
>
>"You can't polish a..."

Why don't you keep the fuck out of this if you do not have enough 
language to say anything useful ?
-- 
Oscar

Oscar fabricant wrote:

> In article ,
> Adrian  writes
> >Oscar fabricant (ramjaminn1@hotmail.com) gurgled happily, sounding much
> >like they were saying :
> >
> >> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
> >> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
> >> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
> >> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
> >> amazing results.
> >
> >"You can't polish a..."
> Why don't you keep the fuck out of this if you do not have enough
> language to say anything useful ?


Oh piss off you humourless bastard.

-- 
Malc

Oscar fabricant (ramjaminn1@hotmail.com) gurgled happily, sounding much 
like they were saying :


>>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
>>> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
>>> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
>>> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
>>> amazing results.

>>"You can't polish a..."

> Why don't you keep the fuck out of this if you do not have enough 
> language to say anything useful ?


<blows kiss>

I'm not the one worrying about polishing a 6yo Vectra, ffs.

>>>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
>>>> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
>>>> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
>>>> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
>>>> amazing results.
>
>>>"You can't polish a..."
>
>> Why don't you keep the fuck out of this if you do not have enough
>> language to say anything useful ?
>
> <blows kiss>
>
> I'm not the one worrying about polishing a 6yo Vectra, ffs.


<applause>

-- 
Peter

"You're not a real UKRCMer until you've had your big end bearings go."

>>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to obtain a
>>> high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and it looks as
>>> though they were driven out of the show room. Please advise on the best
>>> polish to use and possibly some advice on how best to obtain those
>>> amazing results.
>>
>>"You can't polish a..."
> Why don't you keep the fuck out of this if you do not have enough language 
> to say anything useful ?


It's called humour.  Get used to it, when driving a Vectra.

-- 
Peter

"You're not a real UKRCMer until you've had your big end bearings go."

Oscar fabricant (ramjaminn1@hotmail.com) gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying : 


>>>>> I have a 1999 Vauxhall Vectra metallic finish. I would like to
>>>>> obtain a high gloss on it. I have seen some similar model cars and
>>>>> it looks as though they were driven out of the show room. Please
>>>>> advise on the best polish to use and possibly some advice on how
>>>>> best to obtain those amazing results.

>>>>"You can't polish a..."

>>> Why don't you keep the fuck out of this if you do not have enough
>>> language to say anything useful ?

>><blows kiss>
>>
>>I'm not the one worrying about polishing a 6yo Vectra, ffs.

> The only thing that can't be polished is your mum's cunt but with the 
> limitations you have I'm not at all surprised !!


You're funny. I like you.