Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to masturbate whilst
travelling on a bus - I received a resounding "YES" to my question.

I NOW know that I was LIED to!

You see, today I was arrested for indecent exposure and I appear in
court next week :-(

My advice: NEVER TRUST **ANYONE** IN THE UK.LOCAL.* NEWSGROUPS!

You've  RUINED MY LIFE YOU  **FU*KING** **BASTARDS** and I HATE YOU
**ALL**

-- 
Neil Q Pilarski