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Hello, sorry for MIA   
Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.

hi Edith!  :)
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:05:19 -0500   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
On Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:05:19 -0500, whilst Carstairs had his head
thrust between the maids thighs a note arrived from our good  buddy
"fdf" <mhvm@dsd.d> .
As Caruthers did not hear the bell, I answered it.
Our buddy, "fdf" <mhvm@dsd.d> wrote:


>Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
>
>hi Edith!  :) 
>

I have an overwhelming need to share this with you all. Its about what
I hate most about newsgroups . . . . control freaks like netnannies
and net cops and here is why.

They are  like when a little bit of shite gets stuck just inside yer
rectum not far enough down that you can squeeze it either in or out.
It just lies there, you feel it but can do nought about it. It just
sits there and irritates the hell out of you. The only effect is the
production of irritation nothing else. That is really what they are
like. They achieve nothing else. The trolls are still there!! 

Shite in yer rectum will eventually be resolved. Netnannies and
netcops are always there. The name and individual may change but there
is always some shit baiting and upsetting harmless trolls. The effect
is to give the troll a mission in life. Look at the uk.local hierarchy
at the moment, yorkshire, birmingham and essx in particular. Ruined
for the average poster. The majority of groups are empty, except for
troll droppings, spam and the odd genuine post!!! 

What amazes me is that some of the netnannies not only boast about
reporting contributors to their ISP but attempt to get other people
to do the same. This gives the troll an extra boast of "adrenaline".
Its all beyond me! 

Maybe I am too sensitive a guy.

Thanks for your interest.
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 17:14:04 +0100   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
"fdf" <mhvm@dsd.d> wrote in message
news:KsednSVckYZck5_eRVn-pA@giganews.com...

> Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
>
> hi Edith!  :)
>

Tesla, yes, I remember you. You're the big fat one with the hat with a
feather inn it, muck on yer boots who runs after sheep all day. Nice to see
you are back among the other farm animals again, Tesla. Welcome.

Edith.
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 18:33:05 +0200   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
fdf wrote:

> Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
> 
> hi Edith!  :) 

I remember you. Aren't you in Texas, or some other exotic location?

Jp
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:56:09 -0400   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
Yes I am =)


"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
news:IUoMe.12797$9v3.4818@fe09.lga...

> fdf wrote:
>> Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
>>
>> hi Edith!  :)
> I remember you. Aren't you in Texas, or some other exotic location?
>
> Jp 
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:23:24 -0500   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
Hi Kevin, I think I remember you!  Sorry about the name, I mad the account 
in a hurry :)


"Kevin"  wrote in message 
news:n544g1hn9cc4inbdl2m1f77vdu3d5s9i1d@4ax.com...

> On Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:05:19 -0500, whilst Carstairs had his head
> thrust between the maids thighs a note arrived from our good  buddy
> "fdf" <mhvm@dsd.d> .
> As Caruthers did not hear the bell, I answered it.
> Our buddy, "fdf" <mhvm@dsd.d> wrote:
>
>>Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
>>
>>hi Edith!  :)
>>
> I have an overwhelming need to share this with you all. Its about what
> I hate most about newsgroups . . . . control freaks like netnannies
> and net cops and here is why.
>
> They are  like when a little bit of shite gets stuck just inside yer
> rectum not far enough down that you can squeeze it either in or out.
> It just lies there, you feel it but can do nought about it. It just
> sits there and irritates the hell out of you. The only effect is the
> production of irritation nothing else. That is really what they are
> like. They achieve nothing else. The trolls are still there!!
>
> Shite in yer rectum will eventually be resolved. Netnannies and
> netcops are always there. The name and individual may change but there
> is always some shit baiting and upsetting harmless trolls. The effect
> is to give the troll a mission in life. Look at the uk.local hierarchy
> at the moment, yorkshire, birmingham and essx in particular. Ruined
> for the average poster. The majority of groups are empty, except for
> troll droppings, spam and the odd genuine post!!!
>
> What amazes me is that some of the netnannies not only boast about
> reporting contributors to their ISP but attempt to get other people
> to do the same. This gives the troll an extra boast of "adrenaline".
> Its all beyond me!
>
> Maybe I am too sensitive a guy.
>
> Thanks for your interest.
>
> 
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:53:15 -0500   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
Remove Tesla, Jeff Keith will be notified.
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:57:02 -0600   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   

> "Jpinny"  wrote in message
> news:IUoMe.12797$9v3.4818@fe09.lga...
> > fdf wrote:
> >> Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
> >>
> >> hi Edith!  :)
> > I remember you. Aren't you in Texas, or some other exotic location?
> >
> > Jp


"Tesla" <mhvm@dsd.d> wrote in message
news:oo2dnUaG87OTvJ_eRVn-2A@giganews.com...

> Yes I am =)


No you're not :=)
Tesla : United States electrical engineer and inventor (born in Croatia of
Serbian descent) who discovered the principles of alternating currents and
developed the first alternating-current induction motor and the Tesla coil
and several forms of oscillators (1856-1943)

He dead now. So who you?

Edith

ps: Is your maiden name Nikola?
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 19:58:23 +0200   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
I am his fan!  hehe


> No you're not :=)
> Tesla : United States electrical engineer and inventor (born in Croatia of
> Serbian descent) who discovered the principles of alternating currents and
> developed the first alternating-current induction motor and the Tesla coil
> and several forms of oscillators (1856-1943)
>
> He dead now. So who you?
>
> Edith
>
> ps: Is your maiden name Nikola?
>
>
>
> 
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 13:01:24 -0500   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
"fdf" <mhvm@dsd.d> wrote in message 
news:KsednSVckYZck5_eRVn-pA@giganews.com...

> Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
>

I remember you too! Hi Tesla! (...waving frantically....)

ally
Date:Tue, 16 Aug 2005 20:37:33 +0100   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   

> Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
> 
> hi Edith!  :) 


I remember you. Do I win a prize?

Johnny-tesla-coil-user

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Date:Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:24:57 -0500   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > Hey guys this is Tesla, dont know if any of you remember me.
> >
> > hi Edith!  :)
>
> I remember you. Do I win a prize?
>
> Johnny-tesla-coil-user
>

I used the coil too. They doesn't work, believe me.

Edith-mother of 7-almost
Date:Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:35:23 +0200   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   

> I used the coil too. They doesn't work, believe me.
> 
> Edith-mother of 7-almost


That's not a tesla coil. Stick a tesla coil up there and you'll 
not forget it.

Johnny-knows-his-teslas

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Date:Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:47:22 -0500   Author:  

Re: Hello, sorry for MIA   
<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
news:1124282842_2193@spool6-east.superfeed.net...

> > I used the coil too. They doesn't work, believe me.
> >
> > Edith-mother of 7-almost
>
> That's not a tesla coil. Stick a tesla coil up there and you'll
> not forget it.
>
> Johnny-knows-his-teslas


ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh, pull me backwards
through a dike

Edith.
Date:Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:57:58 +0200   Author: