Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got idea's 
that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no paintwork to be 
damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort of thing 
is all can think of.

greatfull for any ideas.

Buggers lifted my keys and filled the air vent scuttle with pot pourri.
Took bloody months to get the last bit out - but it did smell nice!

Ian

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> Buggers lifted my keys and filled the air vent scuttle with pot pourri.
> Took bloody months to get the last bit out - but it did smell nice!
>
> Ian
>


Remove luggage and fill the boot with balloons, but make sure he checks 
before driving off!

> > Buggers lifted my keys and filled the air vent scuttle with pot pourri.
> > Took bloody months to get the last bit out - but it did smell nice!
> >
> > Ian
> >
>
> Remove luggage and fill the boot with balloons, but make sure he checks
> before driving off!
>
>

Fill the entire interior with those little polystyrene s-shaped packaging
thingies

See if you can find a matching car in a scrap yard, preferably accident
damaged! put his number plates on it,

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> Buggers lifted my keys and filled the air vent scuttle with pot pourri.
> Took bloody months to get the last bit out - but it did smell nice!


Guy I know had a Kipper wired onto the exhaust pipe. Really did stink.
He was finally told where the smell was coming from a couple of weeks later.
Mike.

"kevin"  wrote in message 
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> Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got idea's 
> that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no paintwork to be 
> damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort of thing is 
> all can think of.
>
> greatfull for any ideas.


Could do nothing then act really suspicious about it.

"kevin"  wrote in message 
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> Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got 
> idea's that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no paintwork 
> to be damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort 
> of thing is all can think of.
>
> greatfull for any ideas.



If you can afford the expense, swap it for a knackered one in a scrappy.

Or hire them something suitably exotic.

-- 
The DervMan
www.dervman.com

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> "kevin"  wrote in message 
> news:dchul1$3bo$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
>> Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got 
>> idea's that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no paintwork 
>> to be damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort 
>> of thing is all can think of.
>>
>> greatfull for any ideas.
>
>
> If you can afford the expense, swap it for a knackered one in a scrappy.
>
> Or hire them something suitably exotic.
>
> -- 
> The DervMan
> www.dervman.com
>


What we did , was buy a load of cheap watches. The set alarms in them to go 
off at different imes. I am talkg 4 to 500 watches here.

Then hide them everywhere. Get a haynes manaula nd hide them in doors , 
inside seats , behind the dash, a good place is inside the boot lid. If the 
alrm goes off for a20 secs max , time hes got out the cra , opened boot , 
and started looking , he wont know where it is as the alarm has stopped.

It took 9 months for our victim to find the watches or batteries died.

Had confetti push into the heater vent on my car ready for when we drove 
off.

But ....

My car had had a boot-bender a few days before so had swopped with father in 
law - who rolled up at the factory a few days later looking very pretty!

No harm done on that one either.

"kevin"  wrote in message 
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> Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got 
> idea's that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no paintwork 
> to be damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort 
> of thing is all can think of.
>
> greatfull for any ideas.
>
> 

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>
> "kevin"  wrote in message 
> news:dchul1$3bo$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
>> Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got 
>> idea's that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no paintwork 
>> to be damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort 
>> of thing is all can think of.
>>
>> greatfull for any ideas.
>
> Could do nothing then act really suspicious about it.
>

That's quite a good idea. I booby trapped a flatmate's room with really 
obvious tripwires and the like once, none of which did anything. It kept him 
occupied for about an hour trying to figure out the catch.

-- 
Malc

"Your mother can't climb stairs"
Dalek playground taunt

"R. Murphy"  wrote in message
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> Had confetti push into the heater vent on my car ready for when we drove
> off.
>
> But ....
>
> My car had had a boot-bender a few days before so had swopped with father
in
> law - who rolled up at the factory a few days later looking very pretty!
>
> No harm done on that one either.
>
> "kevin"  wrote in message
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> > Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got
> > idea's that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no
paintwork
> > to be damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort
> > of thing is all can think of.
> >
> > greatfull for any ideas.
> >
> >
>
>


cling film it all over, an industrial sized roll should do the trick

"kevin"  wrote in message 
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> Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got 
> idea's that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no paintwork 
> to be damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort 
> of thing is all can think of.
>
> greatfull for any ideas.
>
>


What about taking a dump in the heater vent?
Always goes down well.

Ted Rubberford.
The Man In The Rubber Suit.

On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 08:29:39 +0100, kevin wrote:


> Hi have got to sort out groom's car for leaving reception, anyone got idea's 
> that wont cause any damage (or claims) against me. ie no paintwork to be 
> damaged ,shaving foam on screen. tin cans tied on bumper that sort of thing 
> is all can think of.
> 
> greatfull for any ideas.


Wheel clamp it.