Two 18 month old African Grey Parrots for sale, Edinburgh area.  Bonded 
pair, Male and Female.  Birds must be sold together.  No cage.  600 total.

The birds are not hand tame, hence the low price.  Hand Tame African Greys 
are normally sold 600 - 900 each.

If interested, post replies to the newsgroup and ill get back in touch.

Regards,

Gary.

"Jim Mason"  wrote in message 
news:MPG.1d48c30f4d4c946b98a70b@News.Individual.NET...
In article <BeyDe.74182$G8.36993@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, G@G.COM
says...

> Two 18 month old African Grey Parrots for sale, Edinburgh area.  Bonded
> pair, Male and Female.  Birds must be sold together.  No cage.  600 
> total.
>
> The birds are not hand tame, hence the low price.  Hand Tame African Greys
> are normally sold 600 - 900 each.
>
> If interested, post replies to the newsgroup and ill get back in touch.


Can we expect the normal riposte to this post?

Jim

Yes. Do they hold ATPL and are the rated  on 73xx?

JRS

In article <dbmg22$iea$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk>, 
jrs@monopoly.demon.co.uk says...

> 
> "Jim Mason"  wrote in message 
> news:MPG.1d48c30f4d4c946b98a70b@News.Individual.NET...
> In article <BeyDe.74182$G8.36993@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, G@G.COM
> says...
> > Two 18 month old African Grey Parrots for sale, Edinburgh area.  Bonded
> > pair, Male and Female.  Birds must be sold together.  No cage.  £600 
> > total.
> >
> > The birds are not hand tame, hence the low price.  Hand Tame African Greys
> > are normally sold £600 - £900 each.
> >
> > If interested, post replies to the newsgroup and ill get back in touch.
> 
> Can we expect the normal riposte to this post?
> 
> Jim
> 
> Yes. Do they hold ATPL and are the rated  on 73xx?


I'm not sure - but they are full of shit I believe so perhaps they 
should be escorted into the complainant's locker? I will feel they will 
be comfortable there until a buyer is found. They should find the spam 
type guidelines paricularly interesting given the the fact they have 
been penned by a extremely confused parrot.

JIm

Jim Mason wrote:

> In article <BeyDe.74182$G8.36993@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, G@G.COM 
> says...
> 
>>Two 18 month old African Grey Parrots for sale, Edinburgh area.  Bonded 
>>pair, Male and Female.  Birds must be sold together.  No cage.  £600 total.
>>
>>The birds are not hand tame, hence the low price.  Hand Tame African Greys 
>>are normally sold £600 - £900 each.
>>
>>If interested, post replies to the newsgroup and ill get back in touch.> 
> 
> Can we expect the normal riposte to this post?
> 
> Jim


Yes :-D

Gary wrote:

> Two 18 month old African Grey Parrots for sale, Edinburgh area.  Bonded 
> pair, Male and Female.  Birds must be sold together.  No cage.  £600 total.
> 
> The birds are not hand tame, hence the low price.  Hand Tame African Greys 
> are normally sold £600 - £900 each.
> 
> If interested, post replies to the newsgroup and ill get back in touch.> 
> Regards,
> 
> Gary. 
> 
> 


What? no case.!  Not hand tame.  How do you expect them to be taken 
home;! Are they homing parrots.?

Extract from the irrelevant posting guidelines...

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         Subject:  What is not acceptable


Cross-posting articles between alt.airports.g.edinburgh,
alt.airports.uk.glasgow and alt.airports.uk.parrotland. (Cross-posting 
to binary newsgroups is also not acceptable because of the transmission
of psittacosis).!.!

All three newsgroups should be allowed their own unique identities
without 'stealing' each others feathers.

Quote:!

"I think some net administrators must have their heads under their
wings to allow such cross-posting to continue."


Beware imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
NOT Bill
NOT Bill
NOT Bill

Who is a pretty boy.!

Must be totally demeaning coming down to this level.

Charles

PS. Apologies to all groups for cross-posting junk.  We get it all the 
time up here.

Gary wrote:

> Two 18 month old African Grey Parrots for sale, Edinburgh area.  Bonded 
> pair, Male and Female.  Birds must be sold together.  No cage.  £600 total.
> 
> The birds are not hand tame, hence the low price.  Hand Tame African Greys 
> are normally sold £600 - £900 each.
> 
> If interested, post replies to the newsgroup and ill get back in touch.> 
> Regards,
> 
> Gary. 
> 
> 


What? no case.!  Not hand tame.  How do you expect them to be taken 
home;! Are they homing parrots.?

Extract from the irrelevant posting guidelines...

-------------------------------------------------------------
         Subject:  What is not acceptable


Cross-posting articles between alt.airports.g.edinburgh,
alt.airports.uk.glasgow and alt.airports.uk.parrotland. (Cross-posting 
to binary newsgroups is also not acceptable because of the transmission
of psittacosis).!.!

All three newsgroups should be allowed their own unique identities
without 'stealing' each others feathers.

Quote:!

"I think some net administrators must have their heads under their
wings to allow such cross-posting to continue."


Beware imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
NOT Bill
NOT Bill
NOT Bill

Who is a pretty boy.!

Must be totally demeaning coming down to this level.

Charles

PS. Apologies to all groups for cross-posting junk.  We get it all the 
time up here.

Gary wrote:

> Two 18 month old African Grey Parrots for sale, Edinburgh area.  Bonded 
> pair, Male and Female.  Birds must be sold together.  No cage.  £600 total.
> 
> The birds are not hand tame, hence the low price.  Hand Tame African Greys 
> are normally sold £600 - £900 each.
> 
> If interested, post replies to the newsgroup and ill get back in touch.> 
> Regards,
> 
> Gary. 
> 
> 


What? no case.!  Not hand tame.  How do you expect them to be taken 
home;! Are they homing parrots.?

Extract from the irrelevant posting guidelines...

-------------------------------------------------------------
         Subject:  What is not acceptable


Cross-posting articles between alt.airports.g.edinburgh,
alt.airports.uk.glasgow and alt.airports.uk.parrotland. (Cross-posting 
to binary newsgroups is also not acceptable because of the transmission
of psittacosis).!.!

All three newsgroups should be allowed their own unique identities
without 'stealing' each others feathers.

Quote:!

"I think some net administrators must have their heads under their
wings to allow such cross-posting to continue."


Beware imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
NOT Bill
NOT Bill
NOT Bill

Who is a pretty boy.!

Must be totally demeaning coming down to this level.

Charles

PS. Apologies to all groups for cross-posting junk.  We get it all the 
time up here.

Gary wrote:

> Two 18 month old African Grey Parrots for sale, Edinburgh area.  Bonded 
> pair, Male and Female.  Birds must be sold together.  No cage.  £600 total.
> 
> The birds are not hand tame, hence the low price.  Hand Tame African Greys 
> are normally sold £600 - £900 each.
> 
> If interested, post replies to the newsgroup and ill get back in touch.> 
> Regards,
> 
> Gary. 
> 
> 


What? no case.!  Not hand tame.  How do you expect them to be taken 
home;! Are they homing parrots.?

Extract from the irrelevant posting guidelines...

-------------------------------------------------------------
         Subject:  What is not acceptable


Cross-posting articles between alt.airports.g.edinburgh,
alt.airports.uk.glasgow and alt.airports.uk.parrotland. (Cross-posting 
to binary newsgroups is also not acceptable because of the transmission
of psittacosis).!.!

All three newsgroups should be allowed their own unique identities
without 'stealing' each others feathers.

Quote:!

"I think some net administrators must have their heads under their
wings to allow such cross-posting to continue."


Beware imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
imitators,
NOT Bill
NOT Bill
NOT Bill

Who is a pretty boy.!

Must be totally demeaning coming down to this level.

Charles

PS. Apologies to all groups for cross-posting junk.  We get it all the 
time up here.

You or yours going up to Uni? Pass it along. It will help.
For a meaningful and rewarding student experience there is only one
central piece of advice which you need to take into consideration. All
other advice is peripheral.

Here it is:

For a course of action to be regarded as successful  three conditions
of which at least one must be satisfied

1)  the activity got you better grades?
2)  got you plenty of free beer?
3)  and got you tight pussy?

Iff 3) is rarely satisfied get out to the pub/club/students union and
work on your social skills. 

In the meantime;

a) keep your helmet well polished 
b) your drinking arm in good condition
c) your course work up to date.

Regarding 3), iff all else fails there is always Fuck a Fresher Week
to look forward to next year.

"Garry"  wrote in message 
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> You or yours going up to Uni? Pass it along. It will help.
> For a meaningful and rewarding student experience there is only one
> central piece of advice which you need to take into consideration. All
> other advice is peripheral.
>
> Here it is:
>
> For a course of action to be regarded as successful  three conditions
> of which at least one must be satisfied
>
> 1)  the activity got you better grades?
> 2)  got you plenty of free beer?
> 3)  and got you tight pussy?
>
> Iff 3) is rarely satisfied get out to the pub/club/students union and
> work on your social skills.
>
> In the meantime;
>
> a) keep your helmet well polished
> b) your drinking arm in good condition
> c) your course work up to date.
>
> Regarding 3), iff all else fails there is always Fuck a Fresher Week
> to look forward to next year.








Erm, what? :)