You are wasting your time posting here because < uk.local.*> news
groups, all of them, have been from the very beginning and will be to
the very end safe play areas for all sorts of raging nutters, social
malcontents, control freaks and malevolent beings. 
You may feel that they should go elsewhere but where? The asylums 
are all closed. Every so often they stop taking their medication and
go off their fucking heads. What would you have of them? Standing in
their back yards at midnight howling to the full moon and frightening
the shit out of the neighbours into the bargain? Have them running
around shafting masons, suspected vampires, werewolves, communists,
socialists, conservatives and women with vaginal warts by the dozen?
OR harmlessly making utter cunts of themselves in a uk.local group?
Lets face it what is one other cunt amongst the many?? I know what I
prefer!! The uk.local hierarchy of newsgroups is a valuable safety
valve which helps to keep society a wee bit more safe. 
You may disagree. I would be interested to hear your opinion and no
doubt would the rest of the group. Thanks in advance.

On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 17:46:32 +0100, George  wrote:


>You are wasting your time posting here because < uk.local.*> news
>groups, all of them, have been from the very beginning and will be to
>the very end safe play areas for all sorts of raging nutters, social
>malcontents, control freaks and malevolent beings. 

(snip drivel)

Not least yourself, you pillock.

Follow-ups were again set to "essx"

The idiot can't even spell!

J.

"JH"  wrote in message
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> On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 17:46:32 +0100, George  wrote:
>
> >You are wasting your time posting here because < uk.local.*> news
> >groups, all of them, have been from the very beginning and will be to
> >the very end safe play areas for all sorts of raging nutters, social
> >malcontents, control freaks and malevolent beings.
> (snip drivel)
>
> Not least yourself, you pillock.
>
> Follow-ups were again set to "essx"
>
> The idiot can't even spell!
>
> J.


Time he skidded on a banana skin, J.

How are you? Settled down after the hols? Back to the grind. Do you still
have poultry on the farm?

Edith

"JH"  wrote in message 
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>
> The idiot can't even spell!
>

You are obviously underemployed in your retirement, JH, otherwise you 
wouldn't have had time to check his drivel for spelling mistakes!

ally

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "JH"  wrote in message
> news:td5sd1h51rbt8lm6lb3eamu7oniqvr8f7o@4ax.com...
> >
> > The idiot can't even spell!
> >
> You are obviously underemployed in your retirement, JH, otherwise you
> wouldn't have had time to check his drivel for spelling mistakes!
>
> ally


:0P You have to open the damned post to be able to delete it. You leave our
JH alone :0P

:0P
Edith.

"JH"  wrote in message 
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> Not least yourself, you pillock.
>
> Follow-ups were again set to "essx"


Which is correct, uk.local.essx, to avoid references to sex in the word 
essex!

Andy

"andy"  wrote in message
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>
> "JH"  wrote in message
> news:td5sd1h51rbt8lm6lb3eamu7oniqvr8f7o@4ax.com...
>
> > Not least yourself, you pillock.
> >
> > Follow-ups were again set to "essx"
>
> Which is correct, uk.local.essx, to avoid references to sex in the word
> essex!
>
> Andy


I think our troll is sexless.

Edith.

On the Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0100,  JH
  wrote:


>The idiot can't even spell!


That is the correct spelling. Try posting and see. And stop feeding
this malignant troll. You boyo are the pillock in this one. ; - )
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"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3k6l2gFsq72tU1@individual.net...
>>
>> "JH"  wrote in message
>> news:td5sd1h51rbt8lm6lb3eamu7oniqvr8f7o@4ax.com...
>> >
>> > The idiot can't even spell!
>> >
>> You are obviously underemployed in your retirement, JH, otherwise you
>> wouldn't have had time to check his drivel for spelling mistakes!
>>
>> ally
>
> :0P You have to open the damned post to be able to delete it. You leave 
> our
> JH alone :0P
>

He didn't have to read it so carefully though! :-

I think JH is a big enough boy to look after himself, anyway.

ally

andy wrote:

> "JH"  wrote in message
> news:td5sd1h51rbt8lm6lb3eamu7oniqvr8f7o@4ax.com...
>
>> Not least yourself, you pillock.
>>
>> Follow-ups were again set to "essx"
>
> Which is correct, uk.local.essx, to avoid references to sex in the
> word essex!
>
> Andy


Someone mention sex?? I've just realised.... Maybe I don't have to stay up
so late after all!!

Kezzi-oozing-pheremones.... or is it just B.O.....

On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0100, JH 
wrote:


>On Tue, 19 Jul 2005 17:46:32 +0100, George  wrote:
>
>>You are wasting your time posting here because < uk.local.*> news
>>groups, all of them, have been from the very beginning and will be to
>>the very end safe play areas for all sorts of raging nutters, social
>>malcontents, control freaks and malevolent beings. 
>(snip drivel)
>
>Not least yourself, you pillock.
>
>Follow-ups were again set to "essx"
>
>The idiot can't even spell!


I've heard you *very* small, malformed penis, Jacques. Is that true?

> I think JH is a big enough boy to look after himself, anyway.
>
> ally


He is, isn't he ;o)

Edith

On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:50:09 +0100, whilst Carstairs had his head
thrust between the maids thighs a note arrived from our good  buddy "a
l l y"  .
As Caruthers did not hear the bell, I answered it.
Our buddy, "a l l y"  wrote:


>You are obviously underemployed in your retirement, JH, otherwise you 
>wouldn't have had time to check his drivel for spelling mistakes!


Shut up you stoopid cunnt!!

On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0100, whilst Carstairs had his head
thrust between the maids thighs a note arrived from our good  buddy JH
 .
As Caruthers did not hear the bell, I answered it.
Our buddy, JH  wrote:


>The idiot can't even spell!


You must be a right fucking tube.

On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0100, JH 
wrote:


>The idiot can't even spell!


You really are a piss pot.

"Les"  wrote in message
news:ai6ud11j6mv9j22hbeff540lpt0rksc0ip@4ax.com...

> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0100, JH 
> wrote:
>
> >The idiot can't even spell!
>
> You really are a piss pot.


Remove essex please.

Cumbrian Edith.

The Traveller wrote:

> "Les"  wrote in message
> news:ai6ud11j6mv9j22hbeff540lpt0rksc0ip@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0100, JH 
>> wrote:
>>
>>> The idiot can't even spell!
>>
>> You really are a piss pot.
>
> Remove essex please.
>
> Cumbrian Edith.


They've removed SX from Cumbria as far as it's humanly possible without
leaving the mainland. It's probably better where it is than spoiling some
far flung corner of Scotland.

Yorkie Kez. . .

You or yours going up to Uni? Pass it along. It will help.
For a meaningful and rewarding student experience there is only one
central piece of advice which you need to take into consideration. All
other advice is peripheral.

Here it is:

For a course of action to be regarded as successful  three conditions
of which at least one must be satisfied

1)  the activity got you better grades?
2)  got you plenty of free beer?
3)  and got you tight pussy?

Iff 3) is rarely satisfied get out to the pub/club/students union and
work on your social skills. 

In the meantime;

a) keep your helmet well polished 
b) your drinking arm in good condition
c) your course work up to date.

Regarding 3), iff all else fails there is always Fuck a Fresher Week
to look forward to next year.

You or yours going up to Uni? Pass it along. It will help.
For a meaningful and rewarding student experience there is only one
central piece of advice which you need to take into consideration. All
other advice is peripheral.

Here it is:

For a course of action to be regarded as successful  three conditions
of which at least one must be satisfied

1)  the activity got you better grades?
2)  got you plenty of free beer?
3)  and got you tight pussy?

Iff 3) is rarely satisfied get out to the pub/club/students union and
work on your social skills. 

In the meantime;

a) keep your helmet well polished 
b) your drinking arm in good condition
c) your course work up to date.

Regarding 3), iff all else fails there is always Fuck a Fresher Week
to look forward to next year.

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 09:18:46 +0200, "The Traveller" 
wrote:


>
>"Les"  wrote in message
>news:ai6ud11j6mv9j22hbeff540lpt0rksc0ip@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0100, JH 
>> wrote:
>>
>> >The idiot can't even spell!
>>
>> You really are a piss pot.
>
>Remove essex please.


NO!

Make me.

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:48:47 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez>
wrote:


>Yorkie Kez


Dirty Yorkshire bastard.

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 09:18:46 +0200, "The Traveller" 
wrote:


>
>"Les"  wrote in message
>news:ai6ud11j6mv9j22hbeff540lpt0rksc0ip@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 10:15:26 +0100, JH 
>> wrote:
>>
>> >The idiot can't even spell!
>>
>> You really are a piss pot.
>
>Remove essex please.


NO!

Make me.

William wrote:

> On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:48:47 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez>
> wrote:
>
>> Yorkie Kez
>
> Dirty Yorkshire bastard.


Wouldn't it be wise to learn to read before coming onto a newsgroup... It's 
Dirty SANCHEZ!!! And my mum 'n' pop were married at the time of my 
conception.

I bet your computer's full of porn as well....

<plonk>

William wrote:

> On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:48:47 +0100, "Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez>
> wrote:
>
>> Yorkie Kez
>
> Dirty Yorkshire bastard.


Wouldn't it be wise to learn to read before coming onto a newsgroup... It's
Dirty SANCHEZ!!! And my mum 'n' pop were married at the time of my
conception.

I bet your computer's full of porn as well....

<plonk>

On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 11:41:14 +0100, "andy"  wrote:


>
>"JH"  wrote in message 
>news:td5sd1h51rbt8lm6lb3eamu7oniqvr8f7o@4ax.com...
>
>> Not least yourself, you pillock.
>>
>> Follow-ups were again set to "essx"
>
>Which is correct, uk.local.essx, to avoid references to sex in the word 
>essex!
>
>Andy 
>


Yup, I know, I checked after sending the message.

He's still a twat though.

J.

"JH"  wrote in message 
news:h20ce1h0k913bpr032nuhm5noa1uiuv2f1@4ax.com...


> Yup, I know, I checked after sending the message.
>
> He's still a twat though.


Yep.

Andy