I have a wonderful Bishop.

I reckon I probably have one of the finest Bishops in the UK. 
Always there when needed. Never flinches at what has to be done.
Does an excellent job AND enjoys doing so. All of the females who
avail themselves of the Bishops services are effusesive in their
praises.It truely is a spiritual experience for all of them.  Nearly
all of them return when the need arises which in some cases is very
often.  I must have one of the biggest best provided for in the UK.
The body is about nine and a half inches long with a handsome purple
mitre on top. Mind you the back-up available is phenomenal.
The general diameter? Well!! When standing to attention, and that
happens quite often, is over two inches. Testicles? About the size of
a medium grade hens egg. 

Yes life is wonderful.