On Tuesday, July 05, 2005 4:43 PM [GMT],
The Traveller  scrawled:

> "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> news:42ca95a8$1_3@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>
>> Why can't you put on mascara with your mouth closed?

> Why can't you?


Actually, now I come to think of it... No!


>> What's your middle name?

> Not telling


It's obviously Agnes then.....


>> Why can't you brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

> Because I'm always hungry and I love that minty taste.

ROFL!!!!!

>> Are you related to Slobodan Milosevic?

> No. Definitely not, coss me Mam said so.


Being a parent myself I know that it's sometimes necessary to lie to protect
the little ones....


>> Why is it that when I told you that there are over billion stars in
>> the universe, you believed me, but when I told you the paint was wet
>> you had to touch it to make sure?

> Because I couldn't touch the stars


Sometimes you are just sheer class!!!!!

I want to go to bed but it's like 24C in here and no heating...???? Must be
a storm brewing.

Kezzi. . .

"Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
news:42cb14e5$1_2@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> On Tuesday, July 05, 2005 4:43 PM [GMT],
> The Traveller  scrawled:
> > "Kezzi" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
> > news:42ca95a8$1_3@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> >>
> >> Why can't you put on mascara with your mouth closed?
>
> > Why can't you?
>
> Actually, now I come to think of it... No!
>
> >> What's your middle name?
>
> > Not telling
>
> It's obviously Agnes then.....
>
> >> Why can't you brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
>
> > Because I'm always hungry and I love that minty taste.
>
> ROFL!!!!!
>
> >> Are you related to Slobodan Milosevic?
>
> > No. Definitely not, coss me Mam said so.
>
> Being a parent myself I know that it's sometimes necessary to lie to
protect
> the little ones....
>
> >> Why is it that when I told you that there are over billion stars in
> >> the universe, you believed me, but when I told you the paint was wet
> >> you had to touch it to make sure?
>
> > Because I couldn't touch the stars
>
> Sometimes you are just sheer class!!!!!
>
> I want to go to bed but it's like 24C in here and no heating...???? Must
be
> a storm brewing.
>
> Kezzi. . .


No storm, Kez. It's just summer. Is it?

Edith - got - up - at - 6: 30 today.
I'm going to have a long lie in when they're finished with my ver ver vera -
oh - you - know - what.