You have to select your reading matter carefully when planning a visit to a 
dentist's or doctor's waiting room. Racy novels with loads of bedroom scenes 
are fine when you're at the hairdresser's, but you want something a bit less 
hot for the dentist. So you'd think science fiction would be perfect, 
wouldn't you? A good story, lots of action and excitement on far-flung 
planets with maybe a few aliens thrown in for good measure.

So I took along this SF book my son had given me, from his pile of stuff 
he'd read and thought I, too, would enjoy, and I'm sitting there quietly 
waiting for my turn in the torture chamber when I find myself reading some 
of the most graphic, detailed stuff you can imagine - I can't even call it a 
'bedroom scene' because the participants were so horny they didn't bother 
looking for a bed but did it right there where they were.... Phew! <...wipes 
sweat off brow...> The dentist thought my pulse was racing because I was 
nervous about the treatment to come....

Oh well, it took my mind off the dental work for a wee while. And I'm sure I 
learned some stuff I hadn't thought of before....

ally

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> Oh well, it took my mind off the dental work for a wee while. And I'm sure
I
> learned some stuff I hadn't thought of before....
>
> ally


I'm having bangers and mash for dinner today.

Edith-cancelled her appointment and got much more for her money than a tooth
fix. Ouch. Anyone got a couple of aspirins?

a l l y wrote:

> You have to select your reading matter carefully when planning a visit to a 
> dentist's or doctor's waiting room. Racy novels with loads of bedroom scenes 
> are fine when you're at the hairdresser's, but you want something a bit less 
> hot for the dentist. So you'd think science fiction would be perfect, 
> wouldn't you? A good story, lots of action and excitement on far-flung 
> planets with maybe a few aliens thrown in for good measure.
> 
> So I took along this SF book my son had given me, from his pile of stuff 
> he'd read and thought I, too, would enjoy, and I'm sitting there quietly 
> waiting for my turn in the torture chamber when I find myself reading some 
> of the most graphic, detailed stuff you can imagine - I can't even call it a 
> 'bedroom scene' because the participants were so horny they didn't bother 
> looking for a bed but did it right there where they were.... Phew! <...wipes 
> sweat off brow...> The dentist thought my pulse was racing because I was 
> nervous about the treatment to come....
> 
> Oh well, it took my mind off the dental work for a wee while. And I'm sure I 
> learned some stuff I hadn't thought of before....
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

You have to admit that you got what you wanted - lots of action and 
excitement. (But you don't say WHERE they did it.......)

?

Jp

"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
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>>
> You have to admit that you got what you wanted - lots of action and 
> excitement. (But you don't say WHERE they did it.......)
>

I think they were on the Moon somewhere. A pod. That was it. In a pod, on 
the Moon. With a cloned assassin bleeding to death in the toilet behind 
them. And the woman, who was Japanese, never let go of her huge knife the 
whole time.

<...phew!...>

But this guy, who's half cyborg, seems to end up getting into the knickers 
of practically every female who crosses the pages of the book. (It was 
written by a man, of course.... )

ally

> But this guy, who's half cyborg, seems to end up getting
> into the knickers of practically every female who crosses
> the pages of the book. (It was written by a man, of
> course.... ) 
> 
> ally 


It seems to have found at least one enthusiastic female reader 
in spite of this.

Johnny-half-cyborg-(stealth-mode)

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<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message 
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>> But this guy, who's half cyborg, seems to end up getting
>> into the knickers of practically every female who crosses
>> the pages of the book. (It was written by a man, of
>> course.... )
>>
>> ally
>
> It seems to have found at least one enthusiastic female reader
> in spite of this.
>

Well, hell, now I've got this far I want to know what happens! I hate 
leaving books half-read...


>Johnny-half-cyborg-(stealth-mode)


Which half, may I ask?

ally-could-do-with-some-cyborg-augmentation-any-day-now

I reckon I probably have one of the finest Bishops in the UK. 
Always there when needed. Never flinches at what has to be done.
Does an excellent job AND enjoys doing so. All of the females who
avail themselves of the Bishops services are effusesive in their
praises.It truely is a spiritual experience for all of them.  Nearly
all of them return when the need arises which in some cases is very
often.  I must have one of the biggest best provided for in the UK.
The body is about nine and a half inches long with a handsome purple
mitre on top. Mind you the back-up available is phenomenal.
The general diameter? Well!! When standing to attention, and that
happens quite often, is over two inches. Testicles? About the size of
a medium grade hens egg. 

Yes life is wonderful.

>> It seems to have found at least one enthusiastic female
>> reader in spite of this.
>>
> Well, hell, now I've got this far I want to know what
> happens! I hate leaving books half-read...
> 
>>Johnny-half-cyborg-(stealth-mode)
> 
> Which half, may I ask?
> 
> ally-could-do-with-some-cyborg-augmentation-any-day-now


Well, 'half' might be stretching it a bit. I have augmented 
optical sensors and silicon memory chips.

Johnny-four-eyes-with-a-pc

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<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message 
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>>> It seems to have found at least one enthusiastic female
>>> reader in spite of this.
>>>
>> Well, hell, now I've got this far I want to know what
>> happens! I hate leaving books half-read...
>>
>>>Johnny-half-cyborg-(stealth-mode)
>>
>> Which half, may I ask?
>>
>> ally-could-do-with-some-cyborg-augmentation-any-day-now
>
> Well, 'half' might be stretching it a bit. I have augmented
> optical sensors and silicon memory chips.
>
> Johnny-four-eyes-with-a-pc
>

Ha! I've got some of those too. One of our accordionists is far more cyborg 
than either of us, with several metal sections in both arms. Doesn't make 
him play any faster, though....

ally

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> Well, 'half' might be stretching it a bit. I have augmented
> optical sensors and silicon memory chips.
>
> Johnny-four-eyes-with-a-pc


Jesus, you're not normal.

Edith-all flesh and blood.

"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> <Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
> news:42cbd5d0$1_1@spool9-west.superfeed.net...
> >>> It seems to have found at least one enthusiastic female
> >>> reader in spite of this.
> >>>
> >> Well, hell, now I've got this far I want to know what
> >> happens! I hate leaving books half-read...
> >>
> >>>Johnny-half-cyborg-(stealth-mode)
> >>
> >> Which half, may I ask?
> >>
> >> ally-could-do-with-some-cyborg-augmentation-any-day-now
> >
> > Well, 'half' might be stretching it a bit. I have augmented
> > optical sensors and silicon memory chips.
> >
> > Johnny-four-eyes-with-a-pc
> >
> Ha! I've got some of those too. One of our accordionists is far more
cyborg
> than either of us, with several metal sections in both arms. Doesn't make
> him play any faster, though....
>
> ally


All my parts are normal and still functioning.

Edith :0))))

> All my parts are normal and still functioning.
> 
> Edith :0))))


We all know better.

Johnny-knows-better

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"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
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>
> All my parts are normal and still functioning.
>

All, that is, apart from the part that would recognise a malfunctioning 
part.

ally

> All, that is, apart from the part that would recognise a
> malfunctioning part.
> 
> ally 


Good one Ally.

Johnny-laughing

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I reckon I probably have one of the finest Bishops in the UK. 
Always there when needed. Never flinches at what has to be done.
Does an excellent job AND enjoys doing so. All of the females who
avail themselves of the Bishops services are effusesive in their
praises.It truely is a spiritual experience for all of them.  Nearly
all of them return when the need arises which in some cases is very
often.  I must have one of the biggest best provided for in the UK.
The body is about nine and a half inches long with a handsome purple
mitre on top. Mind you the back-up available is phenomenal.
The general diameter? Well!! When standing to attention, and that
happens quite often, is over two inches. Testicles? About the size of
a medium grade hens egg. 

Yes life is wonderful.

a l l y wrote:


> Ha! I've got some of those too. One of our accordionists is far more cyborg 
> than either of us, with several metal sections in both arms. Doesn't make 
> him play any faster, though....
> 
> ally 
> 
> 

Do crowns on root canal work count?

Jp

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>
> All my parts are normal and still functioning.


oh yes, your compass is particularly well tuned and functioning normally.

Al




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"a l l y"  wrote in message
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>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:1%Qye.58523$Fe7.193256@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > All my parts are normal and still functioning.
> >
> All, that is, apart from the part that would recognise a malfunctioning
> part.
>
> ally
>

Very good. eheheh.

Edith part time passout.

<Johnny@ominous.portent> wrote in message
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> > All, that is, apart from the part that would recognise a
> > malfunctioning part.
> >
> > ally
>
> Good one Ally.
>
> Johnny-laughing


It was, wasn't it .o))

Edith.

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> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
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> >
> > All my parts are normal and still functioning.
>
> oh yes, your compass is particularly well tuned and functioning normally.
>
> Al


rofl. You're so corny. I have never had a compass. I never needed one. I
always get there. Later on.

Edith.

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I have never had a compass.

> Edith.


That explains it.

ally

"Jpinny"  wrote in message 
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>a l l y wrote:
>
>> Ha! I've got some of those too. One of our accordionists is far more 
>> cyborg than either of us, with several metal sections in both arms. 
>> Doesn't make him play any faster, though....
>>
>> ally
> Do crowns on root canal work count?
>

Well they certainly count when we're discussing bravery in the dentist's 
chair.

ally