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Yoke   
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arfer

Arfer who?

Arfergot
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 20:00:49 +0200   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
The Traveller wrote:

> Knock Knock
> 
> Who's there?
> 
> Arfer
> 
> Arfer who?
> 
> Arfergot
> 
> 
> 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water way to answer the door.



Knock, knock

Who's there?

Bless.

Bless who?

But I didn't sneeze.
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 14:07:25 -0400   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:wlgwe.5757$2Z3.5573@fe10.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
> > Knock Knock
> >
> > Who's there?
> >
> > Arfer
> >
> > Arfer who?
> >
> > Arfergot
> >
> >
> >
> Knock, knock
>
> Who's there?
>
> Water.
>
> Water who?
>
> Water way to answer the door.
>
>
>
> Knock, knock
>
> Who's there?
>
> Bless.
>
> Bless who?
>
> But I didn't sneeze.


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Scot

Scot who?

Scot nothing to do with you
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 20:30:42 +0200   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:lfgwe.57419$Fe7.189009@news000.worldonline.dk...

> Knock Knock
>
> Who's there?
>
> Arfer
>
> Arfer who?
>

 Arfer mo  - I'll take a look.


Rex
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 18:46:17 GMT   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
In news:lfgwe.57419$Fe7.189009@news000.worldonline.dk,
The Traveller  swallowed hard, took a lump of crayon, 
paused, then frantically scribbled:

> Knock Knock
>
> Who's there?
>
> Arfer
>
> Arfer who?
>
> Arfergot


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Me.

Me who?

Me.

Who's me?

Me!!!

Piff off!!

It's me ya stoopid git!!!

Ooops. Sorry luv!! Didya forget yer keys? Want a cuppa? Let me rub yer 
feet.....
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:43:41 +0100   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
"Norcot"  wrote in message
news:ZVgwe.6769$rz1.89@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:lfgwe.57419$Fe7.189009@news000.worldonline.dk...
> > Knock Knock
> >
> > Who's there?
> >
> > Arfer
> >
> > Arfer who?
> >
>  Arfer mo  - I'll take a look.
>
>
> Rex


Rofl.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dummy

Dummy who?

Dummy a favour & open the door
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 20:59:10 +0200   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message
news:26hwe.57429$Fe7.189088@news000.worldonline.dk...

>
> "Norcot"  wrote in message
> news:ZVgwe.6769$rz1.89@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
> >
> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> > news:lfgwe.57419$Fe7.189009@news000.worldonline.dk...
> > > Knock Knock
> > >
> > > Who's there?
> > >
> > > Arfer
> > >
> > > Arfer who?
> > >
> >  Arfer mo  - I'll take a look.
> >
> >
> > Rex
>
> Rofl.
>
> Knock Knock
>
> Who's there?
>
> Dummy
>
> Dummy who?
>
> Dummy a favour & open the door


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alex

Alex who?

Alex plain later just let me in will you



Goodnight all. Sleep tight.

Edith.
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 22:54:29 +0200   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:aOiwe.57442$Fe7.189234@news000.worldonline.dk...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:26hwe.57429$Fe7.189088@news000.worldonline.dk...
>>
>> "Norcot"  wrote in message
>> news:ZVgwe.6769$rz1.89@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net...
>> >
>> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
>> > news:lfgwe.57419$Fe7.189009@news000.worldonline.dk...
>> > > Knock Knock
>> > >
>> > > Who's there?
>> > >
>> > > Arfer
>> > >
>> > > Arfer who?
>> > >
>> >  Arfer mo  - I'll take a look.
>> >
>> >
>> > Rex
>>
>> Rofl.
>>
>> Knock Knock
>>
>> Who's there?
>>
>> Dummy
>>
>> Dummy who?
>>
>> Dummy a favour & open the door
>
> Knock Knock
>
> Who's there?
>
> Alex
>
> Alex who?
>
> Alex plain later just let me in will you
>
>
>
> Goodnight all. Sleep tight.
>
> Edith.
>



Alright, alright! So ya beat me.  You have some of the best knockers on the 
newsgroup.

Rex.
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 07:52:46 GMT   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
"Norcot"  wrote in message >>>

>>> Knock Knock
>>>
>>> Who's there?
>>>
>>> Dummy
>>>
>>> Dummy who?
>>>
>>>Dummy Run   The real one couldn't make it.



Rex
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 07:56:40 GMT   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jack.

Jack who?

Jacktually live in a dump like this?



ally
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 10:33:23 +0100   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
"Norcot"  wrote in message
news:irswe.11772$zM2.8644@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net...

> >> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> >> > news:lfgwe.57419$Fe7.189009@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >> > > Knock Knock
> >> > >
> >> > > Who's there?
> >> > >
> >> > > Arfer
> >> > >
> >> > > Arfer who?
> >> > >
> >> >  Arfer mo  - I'll take a look.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Rex
> >>
> >> Rofl.
> >>
> >> Knock Knock
> >>
> >> Who's there?
> >>
> >> Dummy
> >>
> >> Dummy who?
> >>
> >> Dummy a favour & open the door
> >
> > Knock Knock
> >
> > Who's there?
> >
> > Alex
> >
> > Alex who?
> >
> > Alex plain later just let me in will you
> >
> >
> >
> > Goodnight all. Sleep tight.
> >
> > Edith.
> >
>
>
> Alright, alright! So ya beat me.  You have some of the best knockers on
the
> newsgroup.
>
> Rex.


How the 'ell are your knockers then?

Edith
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 12:35:55 +0200   Author:  

Re: Yoke   
"Norcot"  wrote in message
news:Yuswe.9978$ZR1.4954@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...

>
> "Norcot"  wrote in message >>>
> >>> Knock Knock
> >>>
> >>> Who's there?
> >>>
> >>> Dummy
> >>>
> >>> Dummy who?
> >>>
> >>>Dummy Run   The real one couldn't make it.
>
>
> Rex


Roflllllllllllllllllllllllllll.......................

Edith.
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 12:36:54 +0200   Author: