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Edith's Tiles   
Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!

Guess what colour they are?

Edith.
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 18:42:49 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 18:42:49 +0200, whilst Carstairs had his head
thrust between the maids thighs a note arrived from our good  buddy
"The Traveller"  .
As Caruthers did not hear the bell, I answered it.
Our buddy, "The Traveller"  wrote:


>Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
>
>Guess what colour they are?
>
>Edith.
>


Did you say piles or tiles? I couldn't quite catch what you said. Can
you speak up a bit? Please.
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:06:39 +0100   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
In news:e6fwe.57412$Fe7.188949@news000.worldonline.dk,
The Traveller  swallowed hard, took a lump of crayon, 
paused, then frantically scribbled:

> Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
>
> Guess what colour they are?
>
> Edith.


Yeller?
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:38:04 +0100   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
news:42c19a62$2_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> In news:e6fwe.57412$Fe7.188949@news000.worldonline.dk,
> The Traveller  swallowed hard, took a lump of crayon,
> paused, then frantically scribbled:
> > Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
> >
> > Guess what colour they are?
> >
> > Edith.
>
> Yeller?


Nya.

Edith.
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 20:54:49 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:e6fwe.57412$Fe7.188949@news000.worldonline.dk...

> Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
>
> Guess what colour they are?
>

Green.

ally
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 23:01:26 +0100   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
In news:3idvlkFl91q2U1@individual.net,
a l l y  writted:

> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:e6fwe.57412$Fe7.188949@news000.worldonline.dk...
>> Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
>>
>> Guess what colour they are?
>>
> Green.
>
> ally


Pink??

Kz
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 00:34:57 +0100   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
The Traveller wrote:

> Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
> 
> Guess what colour they are?
> 
> Edith.
> 
> 

Black and white?
Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 21:31:12 -0400   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
The Traveller wrote:

> Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
>
> Guess what colour they are?
>
> Edith.


chartreus with orange and pink polka dots

Al - and I know I spelled it wrong



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Date:Tue, 28 Jun 2005 21:06:10 -0500   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Dirty Sanchez" <dirty_s@nchez> wrote in message
news:42c1deb2_1@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...

> In news:3idvlkFl91q2U1@individual.net,
> a l l y  writted:
> > "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> > news:e6fwe.57412$Fe7.188949@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >> Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
> >>
> >> Guess what colour they are?
> >>
> > Green.
> >
> > ally
>
> Pink??
>
> Kz

 no. no.
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:44:55 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:zRmwe.3127$t07.2619@fe12.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
> > Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
> >
> > Guess what colour they are?
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >
> Black and white?


no
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:45:09 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Alfred Packer"  wrote in message
news:42c20313$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...

> The Traveller wrote:
> > Ooooooooooooooh. No nonni No nonni No nonni NO!
> >
> > Guess what colour they are?
> >
> > Edith.
>
> chartreus with orange and pink polka dots
>
> Al - and I know I spelled it wrong


no
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:45:27 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
The Traveller wrote:


>>>Guess what colour they are?
>>>
>>>Edith.
>>
>>chartreus with orange and pink polka dots
>>
>>Al - and I know I spelled it wrong
> 
> 
> no
> 
> 

Aquamarine?

Jp
Date:Wed, 29 Jun 2005 14:57:39 -0400   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:DaCwe.7036$2Z3.856@fe10.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
>
> >>>Guess what colour they are?
> >>>
> >>>Edith.
> >>
> >>chartreus with orange and pink polka dots
> >>
> >>Al - and I know I spelled it wrong
> >
> >
> > no
> >
> >
> Aquamarine?
>
> Jp


Oh, just like you. You have been looking at the pictures. Jp wins. Ally,
almost. It's them theer knickers thut duz it.

Edith.
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 06:30:25 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:FzKwe.57578$Fe7.189659@news000.worldonline.dk...

>> >
>> >
>> Aquamarine?
>>
>> Jp
>
> Oh, just like you. You have been looking at the pictures. Jp wins. Ally,
> almost. It's them theer knickers thut duz it.
>

So they're a sort of greeny-blue, are they?

ally
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 12:19:18 +0100   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3ii2pkFljrmcU1@individual.net...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:FzKwe.57578$Fe7.189659@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> Aquamarine?
> >>
> >> Jp
> >
> > Oh, just like you. You have been looking at the pictures. Jp wins. Ally,
> > almost. It's them theer knickers thut duz it.
> >
> So they're a sort of greeny-blue, are they?
>
> ally


Yes. Waddaya think? I wanted lilac but they didn't have any. btw. They
bubble up when they're very hot and then sink down again when they've cooled
off. Bit like you when I come to think about it.

Nice Edith.
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 14:06:49 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
The Traveller wrote:


>>Aquamarine?
>>
>>Jp
> 
> 
> Oh, just like you. You have been looking at the pictures. Jp wins. Ally,
> almost. It's them theer knickers thut duz it.
> 
> Edith.
> 
> 

It was just a guess!  What do I win?

Jp
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 08:07:41 -0400   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:hgRwe.13331$UG3.1787@fe11.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
>
> >>Aquamarine?
> >>
> >>Jp
> >
> >
> > Oh, just like you. You have been looking at the pictures. Jp wins. Ally,
> > almost. It's them theer knickers thut duz it.
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >
> It was just a guess!  What do I win?
>
> Jp


A Bacardi and an old crow. Will that fit yuh?

Edith Givaway.
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 14:19:12 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
The Traveller wrote:


> A Bacardi and an old crow. Will that fit yuh?
> 
> Edith Givaway.
> 
> 

I will stuff it with garlic butter and dress it in breadcrums.

Jp
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 08:25:52 -0400   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:kxRwe.13338$UG3.7333@fe11.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
>
> > A Bacardi and an old crow. Will that fit yuh?
> >
> > Edith Givaway.
> >
> >
> I will stuff it with garlic butter and dress it in breadcrums.
>
> Jp


That's awful. You shor aint seen thar ol' boid. Have another bacardi dear.
Skol!

Edith.
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 14:31:13 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
The Traveller wrote:


>>I will stuff it with garlic butter and dress it in breadcrums.
>>
>>Jp
> 
> 
> That's awful. You shor aint seen thar ol' boid. Have another bacardi dear.
> Skol!
> 
> Edith.
> 
> 

I thought Crow Kiev would be nice. Oh, crumbs, I can't spell.

Jp
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 08:46:08 -0400   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:kQRwe.4220$SQ1.2599@fe09.lga...

> The Traveller wrote:
>
> >>I will stuff it with garlic butter and dress it in breadcrums.
> >>
> >>Jp
> >
> >
> > That's awful. You shor aint seen thar ol' boid. Have another bacardi
dear.
> > Skol!
> >
> > Edith.
> >
> >
> I thought Crow Kiev would be nice. Oh, crumbs, I can't spell.
>
> Jp


I donnow abart yawer spelling sweet pea bur I do know yow aint gonna lark
thert ol' crow in yawer garlic burrer, shor nawrt the weiy he's alookin'
aw'al mangy an'lark.

Souther Edith :0)))
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 15:34:09 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:xfRwe.57634$Fe7.189712@news000.worldonline.dk...

>
> Yes. Waddaya think? I wanted lilac but they didn't have any. btw. They
> bubble up when they're very hot and then sink down again when they've 
> cooled
> off. Bit like you when I come to think about it.
>

No, I'm the opposite. I sink down when it's too hot and come to life when it 
cools down. Today's sinking weather. I just want to lie somewhere cool until 
the sun goes down.

ally

PS - the colour sounds great.
Date:Thu, 30 Jun 2005 16:38:51 +0100   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3iii09FlseedU1@individual.net...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:xfRwe.57634$Fe7.189712@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > Yes. Waddaya think? I wanted lilac but they didn't have any. btw. They
> > bubble up when they're very hot and then sink down again when they've
> > cooled
> > off. Bit like you when I come to think about it.
> >
> No, I'm the opposite. I sink down when it's too hot and come to life when
it
> cools down. Today's sinking weather. I just want to lie somewhere cool
until
> the sun goes down.
>
> ally
>
> PS - the colour sounds great.


It's nice. I slept out there last night, that is, until something flew up my
nose.

Edith.
Date:Fri, 1 Jul 2005 07:48:41 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"The Traveller"  wrote in message 
news:2P4xe.57728$Fe7.189678@news000.worldonline.dk...

>
> It's nice. I slept out there last night, that is, until something flew up 
> my
> nose.
>


My mum used to sleep out on the verandah when she lived in India. They, 
however, used mosquito nets. Maybe you need one too.

ally
Date:Fri, 1 Jul 2005 10:45:49 +0100   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"a l l y"  wrote in message
news:3ikhmaFlgrbrU1@individual.net...

>
> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
> news:2P4xe.57728$Fe7.189678@news000.worldonline.dk...
> >
> > It's nice. I slept out there last night, that is, until something flew
up
> > my
> > nose.
> >
>
> My mum used to sleep out on the verandah when she lived in India. They,
> however, used mosquito nets. Maybe you need one too.
>
> ally


Yes. Good idea, Ally. I've moved so much out there but I should find room
for a net too.

Outdoor Edith.
Date:Fri, 1 Jul 2005 11:56:15 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
The Traveller wrote:

> "a l l y"  wrote in message
> news:3iii09FlseedU1@individual.net...
>>
>> "The Traveller"  wrote in message
>> news:xfRwe.57634$Fe7.189712@news000.worldonline.dk...
>>>
>>> Yes. Waddaya think? I wanted lilac but they didn't have any. btw.
>>> They bubble up when they're very hot and then sink down again when
>>> they've cooled
>>> off. Bit like you when I come to think about it.
>>>
>> No, I'm the opposite. I sink down when it's too hot and come to life
>> when it cools down. Today's sinking weather. I just want to lie
>> somewhere cool until the sun goes down.
>>
>> ally
>>
>> PS - the colour sounds great.
>
> It's nice. I slept out there last night, that is, until something
> flew up my nose.
>
> Edith.


if you'd been guzzling marguiritas again it was probably the bird of
paradise.

Al



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Date:Fri, 1 Jul 2005 08:16:21 -0500   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Alfred Packer"  wrote in message
news:42c5432d$1_2@spool9-west.superfeed.net...

> >>> Yes. Waddaya think? I wanted lilac but they didn't have any. btw.
> >>> They bubble up when they're very hot and then sink down again when
> >>> they've cooled
> >>> off. Bit like you when I come to think about it.
> >>>
> >> No, I'm the opposite. I sink down when it's too hot and come to life
> >> when it cools down. Today's sinking weather. I just want to lie
> >> somewhere cool until the sun goes down.
> >>
> >> ally
> >>
> >> PS - the colour sounds great.
> >
> > It's nice. I slept out there last night, that is, until something
> > flew up my nose.
> >
> > Edith.
>
> if you'd been guzzling marguiritas again it was probably the bird of
> paradise.
>
> Al


:0))))) Little Dicky Dick Dickens.

There they are flying out of the blue
Little arrows for me and for you
Date:Sat, 2 Jul 2005 09:39:35 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   

>> >>I will stuff it with garlic butter and dress it in breadcrums.
>> >>
>> >>Jp
>> >
>> >
>> > That's awful. You shor aint seen thar ol' boid. Have another bacardi
> dear.
>> > Skol!
>> >
>> > Edith.
>> >
>> >
>> I thought Crow Kiev would be nice. Oh, crumbs, I can't spell.
>>
>> Jp
>
> I donnow abart yawer spelling sweet pea bur I do know yow aint gonna lark
> thert ol' crow in yawer garlic burrer, shor nawrt the weiy he's alookin'
> aw'al mangy an'lark.
>
> Souther Edith :0)))
>
>

Huh?

Tania
Date:Sun, 10 Jul 2005 20:23:35 -0500   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Tania"  wrote in message
news:Rv-dnWaRiaGHV0zfRVn-2g@valuelinx.net...

>
> >> >>I will stuff it with garlic butter and dress it in breadcrums.
> >> >>
> >> >>Jp
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > That's awful. You shor aint seen thar ol' boid. Have another bacardi
> > dear.
> >> > Skol!
> >> >
> >> > Edith.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> I thought Crow Kiev would be nice. Oh, crumbs, I can't spell.
> >>
> >> Jp
> >
> > I donnow abart yawer spelling sweet pea bur I do know yow aint gonna
lark
> > thert ol' crow in yawer garlic burrer, shor nawrt the weiy he's alookin'
> > aw'al mangy an'lark.
> >
> > Southern Edith :0)))
> >
> >
> Huh?
>
> Tania


Translation : I don't know about your spelling, sweet pea but I do know you
aren't going to like that old crow in your garlic butter, surley not the way
he's looking, all mangy like.

Professor Edith Lingosdatti :0)
Date:Mon, 11 Jul 2005 04:48:36 +0200   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
Tania wrote:


>>>I thought Crow Kiev would be nice. Oh, crumbs, I can't spell.
>>>
>>>Jp
>>
>>I donnow abart yawer spelling sweet pea bur I do know yow aint gonna lark
>>thert ol' crow in yawer garlic burrer, shor nawrt the weiy he's alookin'
>>aw'al mangy an'lark.
>>
>>Souther Edith :0)))
>>
>>
> 
> Huh?
> 
> Tania 
> 
> 

I'm still thinking how to answer that one. Give me a day or two for the 
penny to drop.

Jp
Date:Mon, 11 Jul 2005 08:08:32 -0400   Author:  

Re: Edith's Tiles   
"Jpinny"  wrote in message
news:4jtAe.29219$SQ1.23152@fe09.lga...

> Tania wrote:
>
> >>>I thought Crow Kiev would be nice. Oh, crumbs, I can't spell.
> >>>
> >>>Jp
> >>
> >>I donnow abart yawer spelling sweet pea bur I do know yow aint gonna
lark
> >>thert ol' crow in yawer garlic burrer, shor nawrt the weiy he's alookin'
> >>aw'al mangy an'lark.
> >>
> >>Souther Edith :0)))
> >
> > Huh?
> >
> > Tania
> >
> >
> I'm still thinking how to answer that one. Give me a day or two for the
> penny to drop.
>
> Jp


Drop it into Black Sambo on the co-op counter and talking about Edith's
tiles. Shiz just put them all down again.

They're sharp they are.

Edith
Date:Mon, 11 Jul 2005 15:28:38 +0200   Author: