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Free insult inside......Pro Bono Service!!!!   (2 messages)   Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 15:02:13 +0100
...... YOU UTTER CUNT...... I hope this special delivery satisfies your need for the time being. Should you require further insults just talk shite amongst yourselves. Thankyou for using this service. Hope to service ...

BIC   (21 messages)   Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 14:16:13 +0200
Does anyone know what this means? Edith. ...

Tomorrow.   (7 messages)   Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 00:54:47 +0200
ally www.belfagan.org.uk www.pipinghot.org Tomorrow, Ally. I'm falling asleep at the wheel. Goodnight everyone. Edith. ...

Bwaaahahahahaaa   (2 messages)   Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:08:34 +0200
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA. hahahahaaaa, look at this. This miserable monkey has a sense of humour. On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:55:38 +0200, "The Traveller" <no-more@spam.no> wrote: >Edwina We all love you. Honest. ...

Have you heard   (5 messages)   Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 16:09:52 +0200
Blimey. A robot called Arturo has found 600 crates of gold coind worth, biggest found ever, in Chile. Orly..........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOorlyyyyyyyy..........don't-----leave-------mee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Edith. ...

Go with god bollocks   (8 messages)   Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:55:38 +0200
That go with god bastard is infuriating. Wish he'd go with satan. I'm sick of blocking him. Edwina ...

What.   (22 messages)   Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:24:14 +0200
What! Well that's it. No more dancing rain dances for me. It's raining. Strong winds along the west coast awaited. I've lost my touch. The rain was supposed to visit Johnny. Now what did I do wrong. Analyze-ingly, Edith. ...

Dora's Field   (4 messages)   Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:52:51 +0200
http://www.lakelandcam.co.uk/ Rydal - Dora's Field La'al bit of Cumberland again. Edith. ...

Stormy...   (134 messages)   Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:07:52 +0100
Coooo .... We'ze havin' one helluva storm at the mo. Rain's lashin' down and thunder's gettin' closer and more frequent. Ah well. Out wi' all the plugs!! Later guys! Kezzi-in-normally-tropical-but-tranquil-Dalton-wiv-parrots ...

Kenya: better than Norway?   (30 messages)   Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:01:08 +0100
What d'you think, Edith? http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/ :-)) ally ...

It's nearly upon us folks!!   (1 messages)   Date: Sun, 25 Sep 2005 23:45:11 +0100
It's nearly upon us folks!! First year Uni and college students: vet students and others. For a meaningful and rewarding student experience there is only one central piece of advice which you need to take into consideration ...

eL jOKO   (4 messages)   Date: Sat, 24 Sep 2005 13:48:56 +0000 (UTC)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident' "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned ...

Ally - removing varnish   (39 messages)   Date: Sat, 24 Sep 2005 07:38:29 GMT
I have just used my new hot air paint remover and tried it on various painted surfaces. It's very good on gloss paint. Not bad on undercoats but It aint so good on polyurethane varnish. The pine discoloured before the varnish ...

Cocaine, celebrities and 'phone cameras. Some thoughts and 'photos.   (1 messages)   Date: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 21:02:09 +0100
Kindred spirits...at last! After reading the stuff put out here .............. I have an overwhelming need to share this with you all. Its about what I hate most about newsgroups . . . . control freaks like netnannies and ...

UK Criminal Crown   (1 messages)   Date: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 20:30:02 +0100
THIS POSTING IS MADE FOR AND IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC INTEREST. Queen Elizabeth II is an integral part of the massive Judicial Oath fraud. It is an Oath for Fairness to all manner of people. It is sworn by all UK judges and ...

ALBERT   (58 messages)   Date: Thu, 22 Sep 2005 15:17:26 +0200
Has anyone heard from Albert?. There was a message sent over the news that Albert's house won't stand the winds and they are leaving.Gees, this is a big one on it's way in to Houston. Queues out of the city 11 miles long. I hope ...

Raf Millom Museum Table Top/Car Boot Sales   (1 messages)   Date: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 13:18:31 +0000 (UTC)
RAF Millom Museum Table Top/Car Boot Sales Saturday 17 Sept 10.00-13.00 hrs at St Lukes Institute, Haverigg Sunday 16 Oct 10.00-13.00 hrs at Haverigg Prison Officers Club, adjacent to RAF Millom Museum Sunday 6 Nov ...

my new address   (15 messages)   Date: Wed, 21 Sep 2005 09:30:48 +0200
Morning all. I've sent my new address to all my friends. If I have forgotten anyone please let me know here on uklc. Thank you. Edith. ...

Concert   (1 messages)   Date: Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:40:21 +0200
I went to a concert in Scotland once, with my cousin Elsie. It was a big place, like a picture house and there was a tall dark man on the stage singing, "Maria, Maria. They call the ship, Maria." It could have been Mario Lanzer ...

Testing, testing 1,2,3   (75 messages)   Date: 20 Sep 2005 12:49:09 GMT
Just testing. I have switched news servers for uklc. Johnny-testing ...