Wind Chimes
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:59:22 -0400
No more ultra-soft tan skin for you anymore, nanodick. You might hang some
pieces up to dry and make wind chimes out of her.
Throw in a tooth for a rattle.
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Slickster
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:14:09 -0400
The easier, softer way is turn yourself in and do the time.
I can tell you that, but if you don't believe, there's a carcass for you to
look at of a slickster who decided to squirm her way out of it. It didn't
work.
All that's left for you, bud, is your work. If you can engineer an antibody
that searches ...
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Rocky Mountain High
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:51:26 -0400
She reaped what she sowed, and death begat death.
Her carcass is up in the hills, and half eaten by vultures.
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Her Account
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:18:35 -0400
"I was just minding my own business working as a paralegal, when one day I
got the phone call. They said Jonathan Giffen wanted to meet me, and they
gave a time and place.
"I knew Jon from 3rd grade at Rome Elementary where we were classmates. You
might say I had an attraction to him. I was looking forward ...
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Keys
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:45:44 -0400
Carolyn has never taken the initiative to do anything but reject me; so she
shall be permanently rejected by her true love, and stuck with the second
best man she once chose for herself, with whom she shall remain with
permanently.
too bad. WAA WAA WAA.
Carolyn had the will to take the initiative to stab ...
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Looming from Above
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:48:17 -0400
"This phenomenon is explainable with the math of 11 dimensions; therefore,
the universe must exist in 11 dimensions," Tom resolved. He ate some more
popcorn and watched the 3-dimensional events unfold on the 2-dimensional
screen of the movie "Wee Pee Wee in Space." He pioneered the physics that
would not let ...
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Hang In There
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:23:03 -0400
Whether for soft nanodick or for hard millidick, you men are required to be
courteous, polite and civil with the women.
A Geographical Cure is when you look beyond and asunder believing your
happiness lies otherwhere, than with the bitches and bastards you resulted
to be with, who made you happy back then at ...
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Barney and Sherry Ann
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:32:54 -0400
Sherry Ann and Barney were a married couple, who against all odds sported
several decades of togetherness, which was a miracle beyond all
possibilities of God's almighty power; even He could not tear them asunder,
despite the deep forces of darkness they rallied. Any other couple would
have killed each other ...
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So Says
Sat, 9 Aug 2008 22:38:19 -0400
"Nobody insults MY little princess. Here's what we'll do. We'll contact
Cynthia Jane Anderson, befriend her, and ask her if she'd call Jon Giffen
and reunite with him. Then we'll kill them both.
"That isn't how it all turned out. Jane caught on to us somehow, and we
couldn't use her to bait Jon in. We ha ...
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2035
Sat, 9 Aug 2008 20:17:14 -0400
The Son doesn't care what the hell you do. You can exterminate the whole
planet of all life, and He will be there to forgive you like a good pansy.
In 2035 I will have done unto them as I would have had them do unto me.
They will learn and I'll have friends. Until then, I'm not casting my
pearls to the swin ...
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