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Two Doctors
Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:37:04 +1100
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors
changed it to "Hysteria's and Posteriors".
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
t ...
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Gordon Brown fans
Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:07:53 +0000
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans.
Not really knowing what a Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by
the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little
Johnny..
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...again.
Little Johnny said, ' ...
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Did I ever tell you...?
Fri, 6 Nov 2009 07:36:49 -0800 (PST)
When I was in the Navy, we were helping the Army do a beach assault
(basically because we had boats, and they didn't?) one night. It must
have been a TA unit, because they were mixed, and at that time
infantry units weren't.
Well, we took the first lot right in to the shore, and all of a sudden
there were bombs ...
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When do you learn horse sense the hard way?
Fri, 6 Nov 2009 04:50:48 -0800 (PST)
When the horse has to teach it to you.
http://www.lookingforlaughs.org/2009/11/horse-sense.html ...
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Afganistan
Fri, 6 Nov 2009 01:56:42 -0800 (PST)
As if if things weren't bad enough for our guys already in Afganistan,
I now hear that the Yanks are now training their troops in 'Blue on
Blue'! ...
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Re: hot it is
Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:54:28 +0100
On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 09:14:19 -0800 (PST), Iqra Fazi <iqradoll@gmail.com> wrote:
>katherine heigl
http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/files/2008/02/katherine-heigl.jpg
Is hot, but not funny.
--
Martin
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Remi Gaillard New Prank
Thu, 5 Nov 2009 07:17:46 -0800 (PST)
http://tinyurl.com/Remi-Gaillard-New-Prank-VIDEO
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Australian seduction
Thu, 5 Nov 2009 07:12:15 -0800 (PST)
"Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
"Aww, Bruce, ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal." ...
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Australian foreplay
Thu, 5 Nov 2009 07:10:41 -0800 (PST)
"Brace yourself, Sheila." ...
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Necrophilia
Thu, 5 Nov 2009 07:09:57 -0800 (PST)
...that irresistible urge to crack open a cold one. ...
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