pun stores
Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:37:32 +0100
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/06/06/the-50-best-pun-stores/
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I'm so adjective, I verb nouns.
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Famous Death
Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:44:42 +1000
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it
is worth reflecting on the death last week of a very important person,
which almost went unnoticed.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Pokey' died peacefully at
the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting hi ...
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Puns (groan!)
Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:07:00 +1000
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war
with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the
Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he
went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, 'I 'll
give you 100,000 dinars for it ...
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So close caption
Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:07:04 +0200
http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/08/27/portsmouth_dockyard.jpg
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Martin
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Revised 60s Hits...
Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:43:08 +0100
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging
baby boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. ...
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Re: 30/3 Puns
Sun, 31 Aug 2008 03:17:35 -0700
Tim Bruening wrote:
> nemo wrote:
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> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:407034C6.BDD73018@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Alhambra: Item worn over the breasts of pigs.
> > >
> > > Hamilton: 2,000 pound wind driven pork processor.
> > >
> > > Hamming: Vase of a pig.
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Nice titfer caption
Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:18:29 +0200
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00049/tate1_49722a.jpg
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Martin
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Inspiration!
Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:40:39 +0100
An Inspirational Story
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind Kids.'
Then I thought...
Fuck - I could win this!'
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1950 classic joke brought up to date No. 1329
Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:14:16 -0700 (PDT)
The other day I went to London Zoo. While in the monkey house, I
enquired about the whereabouts of Keeper Blenkinsop.
"Oh Blenkinsop has taken early retirement," one of the other keepers
told me, "He's bought a little place down Brighton way and he's
entered one of these new Social Contracts with a gorilla."
"Rea ...
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The Tree..
Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:47:28 +0100
when you think your'e having a bad day ...............read this and
know that it could have been worse.
While walking through Hyde Park in London , a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing
this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, ...
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