Dublin Doctor
Mon, 8 Sep 2008 09:18:33 -0700 (PDT)
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he
approached his assistant.
'Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the
clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me
patients'.
'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the fol ...
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Grandparents
Mon, 8 Sep 2008 10:52:47 +0100
What Is A Grandparent?
(taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their
own. They like other people's.
A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to
see t ...
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Damp Monday caption
Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:34:13 +0200
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/08/article-0-028FA58D00000578-930_468x286.jpg
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Martin
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:o)
Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:27:03 +0200
A fly in your soup is better than no meat at all.
I don't eat red meat anymore.....I cook it until it's just pink
Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult
Some people act crazy, others aren't acting.
Old age needs so little but it needs that little so much
Psychiatrists relax b ...
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ping Martin.
Sun, 7 Sep 2008 21:44:39 +0100
Lewis Hamilton has had an amazing Grand Prix victory taken away from him,
after stewards decided he'd broken the rules.
The British driver had snatched the lead at the Belgian Grand Prix with just
two laps to go, and held on in the rain to seal a famous win.
But hours later an investigation into the way he o ...
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Humour
Sun, 7 Sep 2008 21:14:50 +0100
>ABishop, who shall we say was "humour impaired," attended a
> conference to help encourage and better equip pastors vicars & the like
> for their
> ministry.
>
> Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such
> boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's
> attentio ...
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Wet Sunday Caption
Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:55:52 +0200
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2008/09/07/lewis1.jpg
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Martin
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A vegetable Valentine
Sun, 7 Sep 2008 09:12:50 +0100
Has anyone got a copy of the vegetable valentine PLEASE?
you may not carrot at all
And turnup your nose etc etc
But we can cantaloup
I'd really appreciate some help here
Ann
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ping Dean Baby...
Sat, 6 Sep 2008 16:43:13 +0100
>>>HERE _ HERE!! :o}
>>
>> What's here?
>
> Its an expression one calls out when one agrees with what's being said, if
>in a crowd and listening to a speech you may shout "Here-Here" telling the
>speechmaker this person here agrees with him. He can then judge if the
>audience is for or against him.
>Where ...
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Re: Carnation Milk
Sat, 6 Sep 2008 04:11:31 -0700 (PDT)
On Sep 6, 10:29?am, "phylkat" <jem...@ocset.net> wrote:
>
> Yeah!! ?Have you seen those things too? I'd love to have a go. but I thought
> having half-a-brain one wouldn't qualify... sooo thats you and me out.
> DOH!!
That can be an advantage. When I was at school the Cadet Corps was
compulsory and National Se ...
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