Waiter, waiter.....
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:00:30 -0700 (PDT)
Two cannibals are eating dinner when one says, "Hey, there's a fly in
my stew."
The other one replies, "I'm not surprised I just found a belt and a
couple of buttons."
Sorry, we are in silly mode at the moment. I'll get my coat. ...
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A new pet
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:47:20 -0700 (PDT)
A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp,
please."
"Sorry sir, we don't sell wasps."
"You've got three in the window." ...
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Now whats so cute about hedgehogs
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:39:23 +0100
maybe be this?
http://www.gigglesugar.com/2097039
all the girls go ahhhh
Derek
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Four old grannies
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:18:02 +0100
4 mischievous old Grandma's were sitting at a table in a nursing home.
About then old Simon walked in.
One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can g ...
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Short Quiz
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:48:07 +0100
Quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether
you
are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the
door.
This question ...
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Get YourFavorites !!
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:14:31 -0700 (PDT)
Hello?.Here is a Good website which is Your Favorite?..
To learn how to earn more money and know your horoscope updates?.
Just Visit http://yourfavorites.50webs.com/id3.htm ...
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British Puns
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:36:05 -0700
nemo wrote:
> KIMEVANS <kimevans@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:tFQic.9716$qq6.2381@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >
> > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> > news:wWJic.1257$N74.1204@doctor.cableinet.net...
> > >
> > > Methuselah Jones <methuselah@altgeek.org> wrote in message
> > > ...
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Chubby Brown
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:27:03 -0700 (PDT)
I went to see Chubby Brown last week. As soon as he came on stage I
started
shouting "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!"
Then I was told by security that that sort of behaviour wasn't
tolerated at
the Labour party conference. ...
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"Is there anything you need to know about boys?"
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:19:27 -0700 (PDT)
A girl starts going out with boys and her mother sits her down to see
if she needs any advice.
"Is there anything you need to know about boys?" asks mum. "I know
your not very experienced, so feel free to ask me anything you want. I
went out with lots of boys before I met your father, so I won't be
embarrassed. ...
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Gary Glitter
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:12:48 -0700 (PDT)
Gary Glitter complained to his newsagent that the paperboy was coming
earlier every morning.
He's promised him the next one will have more stamina. ...
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