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Women's Toilet Adventures
Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:50:53 +1000
WOMEN'S TOILET ADVENTURES :-)
Warning: if your mindset is Victorian, prudish etc. and toilet
humor/humour is 'not your thing' don't read this. But women's toilets
were mostly architectured/built by males, and every man should know some
of the problems associated therewith...
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When you hav ...
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Old, but still amusing
Mon, 07 Sep 2009 11:35:56 -0700
Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing
Jock's forthcoming wedding.
?Och, it's all going to be grand", says Jock. "I've everything
organised already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception,
the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".
Archie nods approving ...
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Funny Cats
Mon, 7 Sep 2009 04:31:04 -0700 (PDT)
Cats Are As Funny As People
http://lookingforlaughs.blogspot.com/2009/09/as-funny-as-people.html ...
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(Gentle) Vilification Idea :-)
Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:54:14 +1000
Overheard in a Western Sydney petrol station yesterday. Customer (friend
of the proprietor): 'I stuck up for you the other day mate. Someone said
you weren't fit to live in a swine pen, and I said you were :-)!'
Avagoodday!
Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/
Justice ...
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Newspaper humour
Sun, 6 Sep 2009 17:36:34 +0100
Mrs. Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with
her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do
her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled. "He'd
always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the
middle of our law ...
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The meal
Sat, 5 Sep 2009 07:03:03 +0100
A young man was surprised to see an elderly couple lunching at a fast-food
restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra cup.
As he watched, the gentleman carefully halved the burger then counted out
the chips, dividing them into two piles. Then he poured half of the cola
into the extra ...
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doctors & nurses
Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:29:48 -0500
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was
caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to
be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's ...
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puppy
Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:24:23 -0500
My daughter wanted a puppy last Christmas. So I got her one.
I also explained to her specifically what I would do if she were to not
take good care of it as it grew older.
So here I am... nine months on... standing on the tow path listening to the
muffled cries and whimpers fade as I watch the squirming sack s ...
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Dutch Cap~tion
Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:33:19 +0200
http://blootgewoon.kro.nl//gfx/tridion/sportschoolvrienden2_tcm209-224732.jpg
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Martin
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"Oh, it has urinated on me"
Wed, 2 Sep 2009 07:03:39 +0800
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/02/2673785.htm?section=justin
Shit happens, mate. ...
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