Alaskan life - a Bristol Palin joke for Tiddy
Sat, 6 Sep 2008 02:19:24 -0700 (PDT)
Bristol Palin's Snowmobile broke down so her mother took her to the
repair shop to get it fixed.
When the mechanic had examined it he said,"Well, missy, looks like
you've blown a seal."
"Oh no, Mama, honest," Bristol replied, "it's just some frost on my
chin!" ...
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Sat, 6 Sep 2008 00:08:40 +0100
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e- ...
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'Bounce'
Fri, 5 Sep 2008 23:49:44 +0100
1. A sheet of 'Bounce' around foundations, in caravans or
cars that are parked keeps mice from entering.
2. It takes the odour out of books and photo albums that
don't get opened too often.
3. It repels mosquitoes (gnats) Tie a sheet through a belt
loop
when outdoors dur ...
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Re: Carnation Milk
Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:05:12 -0700 (PDT)
On Sep 5, 3:54?pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 15:23:03 ?, "Geordie the Forgery"
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Sarah Palin
Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:21:33 +0100
Come on, there must be a joke involving the greengrocer's apostrophe,
and this woman's daughter Bristol.
Tiddy Ogg.
http://www.tiddyogg.co.uk ...
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Michael Caine
Fri, 5 Sep 2008 13:40:14 +0100
Shamelessy nicked from another NG
[And edited for clarity. Some people please take note. :-) ]
Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party
in his swanky new house.
Everyone who's anyone is there, top stars from the worlds of movies and
music, fashion and art.
There's ...
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Re: Carnation Milk
Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:34:48 +0200
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 05:22:17 -0700 (PDT), moghouse <tony.burrell2@tiscali.co.uk>
wrote:
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Re: Carnation Milk
Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:34:04 +0200
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:51:54 +0100, "G.M.T." <garymt43@remove.yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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September 4 Puns
Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:01:12 -0700
nemo wrote:
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September 4 Puns
Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:59 -0700
nemo wrote:
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