The Pastor's Ass
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:20:31 +1000
(Note: of course the English and American spellings of derriere are
different :-)
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the Race
again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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Re: Attn Moghouse
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:01:01 +0100
"phylkat" <jemisa@ocset.net> wrote in message news:...
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How was Yodeling Invented?
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:37:35 +0100
How Was Yodeling Invented?
Back in the olden days, a man was traveling through witzerland.
Nightfall
was rapidly approaching, and the man had nowhere to sleep. He went up
to a
farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer
told
him that it would be all right, and that he could slee ...
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"Kabooom!!!"
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:52:41 +0100
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Interesting fact ? Not Checked but I'm Sure One of You Will Take the
Trouble....
You know who you are.
Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
ship and it was also before c ...
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The Italian Mother..
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:33:05 +0100
THE ITALIAN MOTHER
A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, 'Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try
and guess which one I'm going to marry.'
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three bea ...
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16-07 Caption
Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:13:51 +0200
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00368/farnborough_05_368860a.jpg
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Martin
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Spliff
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:37:55 -0700 (PDT)
Three men are sitting in room smoking cannabis.
After a few spliffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and
says, 'Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the
kitchen and make one of my specialty spliffs.'
Off he goes into the kitchen where he takes some of the spices from
the spice ...
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Kids in Church
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:38:29 -0700 (PDT)
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
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After the christening o ...
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AR caption
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:53:22 +0200
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00686/Anne-Robinson_686394n.jpg
Maybe the original caption can't be beaten
"Anne Robinson arrives with her daughter and with her face seemingly stuck in a
wink"
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Martin
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Re: A bad day
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:52:01 +0200
On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:00:14 +0100, "Andrea" <andwhereabouts@NOSPAMhotmail.com>
wrote:
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>news:3sto741ousf4pp118bfisisqs8olhbqpor@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:57:21 +0100, "Andrea"
>> <andwhereabouts@NOSPAMhotmail.com>
>> wrote:
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>>>"moghouse" <tony.b ...
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