Survey
Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:37:34 +0100
In a recent survey, people from Birmingham have proved to be the most likely
to
have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut', a huge 86% of
Birminghah residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison ..
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Any teachers or ex-teachers here? :-)
Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:26:05 +1000
Kids Are Quick____________________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on t ...
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Retirement
Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:55:52 +1200
I've often been asked, 'What do you "old guys" do now that you're
retired?'
Well, I have a friend who has a Chemical Engineering background and one
of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, scotch and wine into urine. ...
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Health Advisary for Women.
Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:35:08 +0100
HEALTH ADVISORY FOR WOMEN
A timely warning for us all
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to f ...
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and then the fight started
Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:48:40 +0200
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back ...
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Clean Underware.
Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:01:38 +0100
Underwear Is Important!
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a place
because you are dead!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
car. From the South-East Kent Daily News comes this story of a Bromley
couple who drove their car to Tesco's, ...
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Animator vs Animation
Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:51:00 +0100
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
les... ...
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Who's on first (Updated)
Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:06:07 +0100
LOU COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM BUD ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about
buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou..
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COST ...
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A New Poem by Pam Ayres.
Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:14:22 +0100
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
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Motorway Mirth
Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:38:50 +0100
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.Suddenly
a man knocks on the window.The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's
going on? Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair
Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.
They're asking for a ¡ê10 million ransom, othe ...
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