Snack caption
Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:28:48 +0200
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00789/sarnie_789564i.jpg
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You really needed to have been there...
Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:31:21 -0700 (PDT)
On Saturday we took my young grandson to Pizza Hut. A father and his
young son came to use the Ice Cream Factory machine. Dad held the bowl
and son yanked down the handle. Obviously the contents were not frozen
properly as a great spurt of cream coloured liquid shot about twenty
feet across the floor between dad a ...
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OUR JOBS ARE SAFE AS LONG AS THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE . .
Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:57:42 +1200
ONE.
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
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Gnome sweet Gnome
Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:59:03 -0700 (PDT)
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Monday caption
Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:59:41 +0200
http://www.kilroynews.net/!!!20080801-spier-0.jpg
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Advances in Veterinary Medicine.
Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:11:02 +0100
A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was
made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how
the bull was doing.
The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look
at
a cow.
Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian t ...
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Adam and Eve jokes
Sat, 9 Aug 2008 17:37:29 +1000
Here's one you will LAUGH at
Adam was the world's first butcher.
He was always chasing Eve with his meat wagging
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Yellow 24
Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:20:53 +1200
A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you
have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually
only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy yo ...
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One Behind
Fri, 8 Aug 2008 23:26:06 +0100
This bloke was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a woman up
ahead
of him and went to her and said 'Can you please help me, I don't know
what hole I'm on.'
She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He
thanked her and continued playin ...
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Caption please
Fri, 8 Aug 2008 23:24:50 +0100
I came across this extraordinary sight a few days back.
A young lady up a ladder painting a wall.
Nothing special in that except the ladder is perched on a forktruck 2-3m
above ground.
http://www.putpic.com/image/21300/7218892
Hope the link works, I've not done this before.
Thanks
Phil.
Not in anywa ...
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