How did it start?
Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:52:04 GMT
Fights start in pubs and bar-rooms over the world for unexpected reasons.
Fill in your own dialect.
Harry and Bert were hauled into court, accused of indecent conduct. A woman
had reported that they had used foul, vile and obscene language in public.
Harry testified: "I wuz down in the manhole fixin' a broken ...
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Kids at the Races
Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:15:05 +0100
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went
on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred
horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the
girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The tea ...
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Re: Shameslessly stolen from R.H.F.
Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:34:04 -0400
On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:48:15 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
<tony.burrell2@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>On Sep 13, 4:36?pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>
>> >Good ol' Dan, only opens his mouth to change feet!
>>
>> Is he talking about Bristol Cities viz-a-viz Bristol Rovers?
>
>I fear he may be one of those foreig ...
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Re: Grandparents
Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:10:44 +0200
On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:22:58 +0100, "Andrea" <andwhereabouts@nospamhotmail.com>
wrote:
>"Rex M F Smith" <usenet@gehena.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:RvJzeRLJ8wxIFwSv@gehena.demon.co.uk...
>> Andrea <andwhereabouts@nospamhotmail.com> writes
>>
>>>I miss my mouse! This thing is doing what the hell it like ...
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Re: Grandparents
Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:18:23 +0200
On Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:14:04 +0100, "Andrea" <andwhereabouts@nospamhotmail.com>
wrote:
>
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>news:qnuec4ttrrjm8fq7oo1fh761tfeq337asj@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 9 Sep 2008 23:37:50 +0100, "Andrea"
>> <andwhereabouts@nospamhotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>>
>>>Ha! No. Link pl ...
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Shameslessly stolen from R.H.F.
Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:17:39 -0400
How many members of the Republican Party does it take to change a
light bulb?
Answer: TEN...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to te ...
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Artshop
Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:16:32 -0700 (PDT)
Hi,
We have many kinds of Indonesian art. Please visit to our artshop at
http://www.indonesian-batik.com . Thank you very much. ...
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9/12 Puns
Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:32:36 -0700
Sue wrote:
> >Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >news:413BADAB.1C372381@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>
> >> Subgrid: Place to play underwater football. Anyone care to speculate on
> >> how to
> >> play such a game? How would you pass or kick the football any
> >> distance? How ...
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Re: 11/25 Puns
Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:04:16 -0700
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4388163C.52F1E3CD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41775C11.85B801E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > TSSK (telspatch@netscape. ...
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Irish Swingers.
Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:17:01 +0100
Irish swingers
> Two Irish couples go on a second honeymoon to put some excitement into
> their sex life. After two days they are completely bored and are
> talking in a bar. The bar tender tells them that in Sweden where he
> comes from, they swap partners to put some zing into their sex lives.
>
> The coup ...
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