Product recall
Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:06:57 -0700 (PDT)
Apple have recalled earl prototypes of their new version of the iPhone
aimed at children.
On reflection it was thought that "iTouch Kids" was not the best
product name ever. ...
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4/9 Puns
Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:46:26 -0700
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:412D4300.19D6AE72@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Irish I knew more French.
> >
> > Irish oui knew more French.
>
> The Irish already know some. There's that song written by Ben Doon - The
> London Derriere.
Do the Irish like ...
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A funny cat
Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:20:10 -0700 (PDT)
LOLs Humor
http://www.lookingforlaughs.org/2009/09/housekeeping-humor.html ...
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Talking Dog
Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:04:19 +1000
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
front of a
broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the
bell and
the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes
into
the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting
there.
...
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Calling Stephen King ...
Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:44:02 +0800
This is not on the surface humorous (just giving you some direction here
Leon, so you know when to laugh, if at all) but I saw this the other day and
have since had two really unnerving dreams about it:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/23/2694755.htm
In my dreams, it's been his legs that freak me o ...
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Very funny indeed
Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:07:08 -0700 (PDT)
Watch the lady in the red dress
http://www.lookingforlaughs.org/2009/09/humor-as-distraction.html ...
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Now for a funny stunt
Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:15:26 -0700 (PDT)
Every morning men get into their pants, but jumping into them?
http://www.lookingforlaughs.org/2009/09/funny-stunt.html ...
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Category: Why didn't they think of this before?
Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:04:54 +1000
New undies have left-hand angle to their dangle
A British store is launching a range of underpants for left-handed men,
an innovation it says will save them both time and embarrassment in
front of the porcelain.
The new range, by UK-based Hom, will have a horizontal opening instead
of a vertical slit acc ...
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Re: Am I lucky or what?
Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:31:52 +0800
"moghouse" <tony.burrell2@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
news:04bba737-35ad-4a76-ad39-6f1a2f2e5ca2@p9g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
>A couple of days ago I won $5 million in a draw I hadn't entered.
> Then this morning a lawyer offered me a hefty chunk of $10 million if
> I just lie and say I am related to some d ...
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dinner time at the zoo...
Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:30:24 +0100
A man goes to work in a zoo. On his first day his instructor says "Don't
worry mate if you kill anything just throw it into the lions to get rid of
the evidence"
He is put to work in the aquarium but unfortunately gives the fish the wrong
food and they die. Remembering his instructions he gathers up the dead ...
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